Post by miwwfke on Jul 10, 2005 15:24:20 GMT -5
{“Bigtime” by Soundtrack Of Our Lives echoes through the empty TWA arena. The song ends abruptly, as it was only a test of the sound system. This test, like various others, are frequent because TWA will be having its first event this Monday. The show is called Monday Night Overload. In the very first match will be none other than Ganador. That brings us to Ganador in the ring. Ganador had just finished testing the ring ropes when he decided to grab a microphone. He thought he would test it out for the people who had just previously tested out the sound system.}
Ganador: Testing…one two three…testing. Microphone seems to be working, good job guys!
{The TWA crew who had been waiting for Ganador to test the microphone waved in appreciation. They motioned to go back to their work, but were dumbfounded when Ganador continued talking to them.}
Ganador: Wait! I’m not done talking yet. As you all know, the first match for Monday Night Overload – the first match in TWA history – is a tag team match. It will be my team, the Unknown Factor, which also has Yukio Blaze in it, against ATM. ATM is composed of Justin Arsenic and Jason Tyme. ZMaster will be acting as referee of the match up.
{Ganador climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and sits on it. He looks out of the ring to the crew and wraps his legs around the turnbuckle. He then lets his torso fall backward into the ring. He pulled himself up and repeated the sequence. He then stopped his modified pull-ups and talked to the TWA crew, who had no clue what was going on.}
Ganador: This tag match is muy importnate (as we say in Spanish). The tag team title belt has yet to be awarded to a team, but after this match, one of the two teams will become serious contenders for that title. The Unknown Factor will be that serious contender. People have been telling me “Ganador, ATM is one of the best tag teams in the WFWF.” And things like “ATM has been a tag team for much longer than you and Yukio Blaze, In fact, this is your first match with Blaze!” Do you know how I respond to those people? I tell them that ATM is not one of the best tag teams in the WFWF. They aren’t. This isn’t the WFWF anyway. This is TWA, new stars will be born here. ATM is washed up. They have been losing all of their most recent matches and have never won the tag team titles in any organization.
{Ganador takes a piece of paper out of his front right pocket. He seems to use it as a reference as he continues.}
Ganador: Lets take a look at ATM’s most recent matches. In their most recent match, they were against Master of Destruction and Total Apocalypse for the WFWF tag team title. They lost. On that same night, I defeated “Jammin” Jay Roberts and Blaze beat the hell out of JUBA. Then before that, on Survival of the Fittest, ATM was defeated by Los Hobos. I, Ganador, won my match. On the last Code Red, it was ATM against Master of Destruction and Total Apocalypse. They lost. I won my match that night. My point is that whenever I win, ATM loses. This Monday will be no different.
{Ganador raises his hands in the air to show his upcoming victory. The crew does nothing. Ganador looks at them and slyly claps his hands together to start them clapping for him.}
Ganador: Thank you, thank you. Please stop though. It isn’t like I asked you to clap for me! After about ten more minutes of me talking, I’m going to let you all go. First, I must mention something about ZMaster. I am honored to be in the ring with him, very honored. However, if he dares to lay a hand on me (as he likely will because he won’t want the great me to ruin his chances at TWA stardom), I will beat him down to a pulp. ATM is no difficulty. They will be knocked out in minutes, which would leave Blaze and me to Zmasta. So, Master, don’t do anything in our match. If you do, I may have to put the ZMasterlock on you.
{One person in the crew laughed at Ganador’s reference to the organization-who-must-not-be-named. Ganador finished his preach to the crew in the following way.}
Ganador: Monday Night Overload marks the end of ATM and the beginning of the new Unknown Factor. Yukio Blaze and Ganador will start climbing the ladder to the top of TWA. My fellow employees of TWA, aka The Wrestling Alliance, watch my match. I beg you farewell now and please, don’t cheer too loudly during my match. Can someone please put my music back on? I need to leave to the back…thanks.
{“Bigtime” starts again and Ganador jumps out of the ring. When Ganador reached the top of the titantron, he turned to the crew, and waved goodbye. The crew looked at each other, speechless and unsure of what they just witnessed. They then went back to their business as if nothing happened, but were left with an odd sort of enjoyment. They hope he will one day learn the correct names of ATM; Johnny Arsenic and Justin Tyme }
Ganador: Testing…one two three…testing. Microphone seems to be working, good job guys!
{The TWA crew who had been waiting for Ganador to test the microphone waved in appreciation. They motioned to go back to their work, but were dumbfounded when Ganador continued talking to them.}
Ganador: Wait! I’m not done talking yet. As you all know, the first match for Monday Night Overload – the first match in TWA history – is a tag team match. It will be my team, the Unknown Factor, which also has Yukio Blaze in it, against ATM. ATM is composed of Justin Arsenic and Jason Tyme. ZMaster will be acting as referee of the match up.
{Ganador climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and sits on it. He looks out of the ring to the crew and wraps his legs around the turnbuckle. He then lets his torso fall backward into the ring. He pulled himself up and repeated the sequence. He then stopped his modified pull-ups and talked to the TWA crew, who had no clue what was going on.}
Ganador: This tag match is muy importnate (as we say in Spanish). The tag team title belt has yet to be awarded to a team, but after this match, one of the two teams will become serious contenders for that title. The Unknown Factor will be that serious contender. People have been telling me “Ganador, ATM is one of the best tag teams in the WFWF.” And things like “ATM has been a tag team for much longer than you and Yukio Blaze, In fact, this is your first match with Blaze!” Do you know how I respond to those people? I tell them that ATM is not one of the best tag teams in the WFWF. They aren’t. This isn’t the WFWF anyway. This is TWA, new stars will be born here. ATM is washed up. They have been losing all of their most recent matches and have never won the tag team titles in any organization.
{Ganador takes a piece of paper out of his front right pocket. He seems to use it as a reference as he continues.}
Ganador: Lets take a look at ATM’s most recent matches. In their most recent match, they were against Master of Destruction and Total Apocalypse for the WFWF tag team title. They lost. On that same night, I defeated “Jammin” Jay Roberts and Blaze beat the hell out of JUBA. Then before that, on Survival of the Fittest, ATM was defeated by Los Hobos. I, Ganador, won my match. On the last Code Red, it was ATM against Master of Destruction and Total Apocalypse. They lost. I won my match that night. My point is that whenever I win, ATM loses. This Monday will be no different.
{Ganador raises his hands in the air to show his upcoming victory. The crew does nothing. Ganador looks at them and slyly claps his hands together to start them clapping for him.}
Ganador: Thank you, thank you. Please stop though. It isn’t like I asked you to clap for me! After about ten more minutes of me talking, I’m going to let you all go. First, I must mention something about ZMaster. I am honored to be in the ring with him, very honored. However, if he dares to lay a hand on me (as he likely will because he won’t want the great me to ruin his chances at TWA stardom), I will beat him down to a pulp. ATM is no difficulty. They will be knocked out in minutes, which would leave Blaze and me to Zmasta. So, Master, don’t do anything in our match. If you do, I may have to put the ZMasterlock on you.
{One person in the crew laughed at Ganador’s reference to the organization-who-must-not-be-named. Ganador finished his preach to the crew in the following way.}
Ganador: Monday Night Overload marks the end of ATM and the beginning of the new Unknown Factor. Yukio Blaze and Ganador will start climbing the ladder to the top of TWA. My fellow employees of TWA, aka The Wrestling Alliance, watch my match. I beg you farewell now and please, don’t cheer too loudly during my match. Can someone please put my music back on? I need to leave to the back…thanks.
{“Bigtime” starts again and Ganador jumps out of the ring. When Ganador reached the top of the titantron, he turned to the crew, and waved goodbye. The crew looked at each other, speechless and unsure of what they just witnessed. They then went back to their business as if nothing happened, but were left with an odd sort of enjoyment. They hope he will one day learn the correct names of ATM; Johnny Arsenic and Justin Tyme }