Post by Morbid Angel on Jan 1, 2006 9:51:36 GMT -5
(OOC- I know this is past the dead line but I might as well finish the roleplay.. I don’t want to disappoint my fans (hehe) is it really weird to want a hearse? None the less today is the day I will know if I can get them so we will all know in a matter of hours!)
This one is Called
Dealing with the Devil
Morbid sits on the hood of a car waiting the flat bed and for what he needs from dear old Conrad! It has been near an hour since Morbid called Vogel to bring the flat bed...and near 30 minutes since Conrad was suppose to bring the keys that he could find and a written paper saying that he is willfully selling these cars!
As the rain starts to pick up Morbid still sits and wonders what the f*ck is going on! The way the rain is coming it would not really be possible to get the one he wants near the back... the ground would be soggy wet and willing to sink the flat bed up to the rim. Morbid Angel decided to take action before it gets to bad out there. He goes to the back of his 2000 Ford Expedition and pulls out a medium sized chain and drags it around the front of his vehicle and padlocks it to the grille guard. Then attaches it to the front bumper of a burned out hearse and pad locks it as well. Morbid returns to his Vehicle and turns it on throwing it into 4X4 mode and in reverse! Morbid slams the gas giving it a quick spin before the large powerful SUV pulls the Old Hearse out. The hearse started to turn its self which was expected due to the 4 flat tires on it. Morbid didn’t care, he pulled it right into the street and parked it almost in the ditch! Morbid got out and un attached it from the hearse and drove back and did the same to another one. Twenty minutes later Vogel finally showed up. Morbid had already pulled 6 cars out of his way and was strapping another when he arrived.
Vogel-“ Oi Morbid!”
Morbid did not hear him over the blasting music which was pumping from inside the Expedition. Its boring to not hear music and move cars. So a Little Siebenburgen never hurt anyone.
Vogel walked through the muddy driveway and up behind Morbid Angel who just locked the pad lock around the bumper of the hearse and turned around! Surprising Morbid a bit.. Just enough to make Morbid step back half a step.
Now Vogel is not a small man, he is in fact almost as tall as Morbid Angel and just as built. Morbid Angel and Karltraugott Vogel have known each other since Morbid Angel moved from Russia and into Germany back in the early 1980's. Vogel’s Mother was Little Kyril Krizchiev’s teacher and taught him German. So you can say they have known each other for a very long time.
Vogel-“ where are the Hearses?”
Morbid strains to read Vogel’s lips over the pounding music then points to the ones he wants to get. Vogel knows not to really bother Morbid in the middle of a song. Especially it is was a good song. You ever get like that when people bug you when you are trying to stay in the mood with a song? Well that is what happens to Morbid Angel.
In time Morbid and Vogel got two hearses on the flatbed and Morbid hooked one to the back of his Vehicle and ready to tow it himself! Morbid sends Vogel ahead and Morbid sits inside his Vehicle and waits for Conrad to bring the papers and keys!
Morbid-“ what a wonderful day to sit around and move hearses. I know Conrad is taking his time figuring that I would just drive off with nothing to show for it. Hell no! If I leave and he calls the cops then I have nothing but stolen cars and I tossed my money in the toilet! Sneaky f*ck! I may have to go over there and kill his dog so he gets my point! I really have nothing against his dog but I will do what I have to get my point across! You know what I mean? You ever get like that where if this person f*cks you over enough you just want to go over there and kill his entire f*cking family! I get like that some times! And the next question is have I ever tried to get my revenge like that and the answer is simple. None of your damn business! You want facts you can talk to the president he has the files on everything I have been arrested for! But really I have killed a dog or two to make my point clear... normally that works but one time it didn’t and I had to cause some pain! Like an hour later the cops were at my door and that was that for a while. I guess the point I am making is.. Don’t try and f*ck me over! If you do you will know in a BIG way! Like jam a pistol grip shotgun up your ass and pull the trigger! That would be messy! Perhaps a bit funny? Maybe we will find out today! Wouldn’t that be exciting? I think it would! Good ol’ American television!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ don’t start that Jake”
Morbid-“ Why not!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ one day you will realize that 90% of the viewers are American and they probably don’t appreciate you talking bad about their country”
Morbid-“ Well it is true! They have murders on tv all the time.... ever watch the news! Those real life shows! Crazy those people are! People think I am crazy but I am not that stupid!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ JAKE! Stop! You go over to that house and you get those keys and you will be nice or I will take you to church tomorrow!”
Morbid-“ Doesn’t bother me! I won’t remember it!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ A Baptist Church...”
Morbid-“ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NO!NO!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ are you going to play nice then?”
Around that time Morbid was busy enough to argue with himself to not notice that Conrad the brave sent his young son over to give Morbid Angel the keys that he found and a written agreement in the trade. The boy had no idea what was going on and just walked right along the side of the Vehicle then quickly jumped back to Morbid Angel’s screams!
Morbid-“ I’LL DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT! JUST NOT BAPTIST!”
Morbid had his hands pressed against his face as if he was trying to suffocate Jakub the Inner Jake and looked into his side view mirror and saw the frightened boy holding some keys. Morbid quickly ran his fingers through his hair
Morbid-“ Jakub I don’t want you talking! Say anything and I will burn 10 bibles to every word you say!”
Jakub the inner Jake-“ Burn any bibles and I will have your burned in inverted cross tattooed over with a right side up one while you sleep!”
Morbid-“ do that and I will kill us both! And you have more to lose than I! Your salvation will be shot!”
Jakub the inner Jake-“ not really you will burn in hell and I will rise to heaven. Simple”
Morbid-“ What the f*ck are you talking about! We are the same damn person! And I was here first so I decide where we go! And godd**n it if hell is where we do then you will LIKE IT!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ you are wrong”
Morbid-“ SHUT YOUR FACE! Now I will go talk to this kid and get my sh*t! So be quiet.”
With that Morbid Angel gets out of the vehicle and walks a few feet from the boy... the boy looks at Morbid Angel. Morbid’s face is enough to make people pray just by looking at him! [/color
color=green]Morbid-“ Give me those keys kid!”
The Kid says not a word and just holds the keys out and Morbid snatches them! The kid then reaches into his pocket and hands Morbid the papers for the agreement between his father and the Devil!
Boy-“ your Morbid Angel!”
Morbid says not a word but reads the paper written by Conrad.
Boy-“ I watched you in JWA before it was shut down. I saw you fight in Valor the last few weeks. Are you going to stay there?”
Morbid folds the paper back up and puts it in his jacket pocket and turns to get back in his Vehicle
Boy-“ Can I have your autograph? I am your biggest fan!”
Morbid cringes at the word “Autograph” and “Fan” Morbid likes to believe that he has no fans.. Makes him feel better about his work. The voice of Jakub the Inner Jake goes through his mind “Be Nice” it says...
Morbid turns around and pulls a silver pen from his pocket.
Morbid-“ do you have any paper?”
The boy shakes his head “no”
Boy-“ is that a real burned up side down cross on your forehead?”
Morbid looks up as if he could see it
Morbid-“ it better be!”
Morbid reaches into the SUV and grabs the latest issue of Metal Maniacs and signs his autograph on the cover with an inverted cross on both sides! Morbid hands it to the boy
Morbid-“ that is the music you should listen to from now on! Listen to anything else and you will no longer be a respected fan of mine!”
Morbid jumps back in the SUV and takes off with the hearse dragged behind him.
The scene fades to a blood red!
This one is Called
Dealing with the Devil
Morbid sits on the hood of a car waiting the flat bed and for what he needs from dear old Conrad! It has been near an hour since Morbid called Vogel to bring the flat bed...and near 30 minutes since Conrad was suppose to bring the keys that he could find and a written paper saying that he is willfully selling these cars!
As the rain starts to pick up Morbid still sits and wonders what the f*ck is going on! The way the rain is coming it would not really be possible to get the one he wants near the back... the ground would be soggy wet and willing to sink the flat bed up to the rim. Morbid Angel decided to take action before it gets to bad out there. He goes to the back of his 2000 Ford Expedition and pulls out a medium sized chain and drags it around the front of his vehicle and padlocks it to the grille guard. Then attaches it to the front bumper of a burned out hearse and pad locks it as well. Morbid returns to his Vehicle and turns it on throwing it into 4X4 mode and in reverse! Morbid slams the gas giving it a quick spin before the large powerful SUV pulls the Old Hearse out. The hearse started to turn its self which was expected due to the 4 flat tires on it. Morbid didn’t care, he pulled it right into the street and parked it almost in the ditch! Morbid got out and un attached it from the hearse and drove back and did the same to another one. Twenty minutes later Vogel finally showed up. Morbid had already pulled 6 cars out of his way and was strapping another when he arrived.
Vogel-“ Oi Morbid!”
Morbid did not hear him over the blasting music which was pumping from inside the Expedition. Its boring to not hear music and move cars. So a Little Siebenburgen never hurt anyone.
Vogel walked through the muddy driveway and up behind Morbid Angel who just locked the pad lock around the bumper of the hearse and turned around! Surprising Morbid a bit.. Just enough to make Morbid step back half a step.
Now Vogel is not a small man, he is in fact almost as tall as Morbid Angel and just as built. Morbid Angel and Karltraugott Vogel have known each other since Morbid Angel moved from Russia and into Germany back in the early 1980's. Vogel’s Mother was Little Kyril Krizchiev’s teacher and taught him German. So you can say they have known each other for a very long time.
Vogel-“ where are the Hearses?”
Morbid strains to read Vogel’s lips over the pounding music then points to the ones he wants to get. Vogel knows not to really bother Morbid in the middle of a song. Especially it is was a good song. You ever get like that when people bug you when you are trying to stay in the mood with a song? Well that is what happens to Morbid Angel.
In time Morbid and Vogel got two hearses on the flatbed and Morbid hooked one to the back of his Vehicle and ready to tow it himself! Morbid sends Vogel ahead and Morbid sits inside his Vehicle and waits for Conrad to bring the papers and keys!
Morbid-“ what a wonderful day to sit around and move hearses. I know Conrad is taking his time figuring that I would just drive off with nothing to show for it. Hell no! If I leave and he calls the cops then I have nothing but stolen cars and I tossed my money in the toilet! Sneaky f*ck! I may have to go over there and kill his dog so he gets my point! I really have nothing against his dog but I will do what I have to get my point across! You know what I mean? You ever get like that where if this person f*cks you over enough you just want to go over there and kill his entire f*cking family! I get like that some times! And the next question is have I ever tried to get my revenge like that and the answer is simple. None of your damn business! You want facts you can talk to the president he has the files on everything I have been arrested for! But really I have killed a dog or two to make my point clear... normally that works but one time it didn’t and I had to cause some pain! Like an hour later the cops were at my door and that was that for a while. I guess the point I am making is.. Don’t try and f*ck me over! If you do you will know in a BIG way! Like jam a pistol grip shotgun up your ass and pull the trigger! That would be messy! Perhaps a bit funny? Maybe we will find out today! Wouldn’t that be exciting? I think it would! Good ol’ American television!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ don’t start that Jake”
Morbid-“ Why not!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ one day you will realize that 90% of the viewers are American and they probably don’t appreciate you talking bad about their country”
Morbid-“ Well it is true! They have murders on tv all the time.... ever watch the news! Those real life shows! Crazy those people are! People think I am crazy but I am not that stupid!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ JAKE! Stop! You go over to that house and you get those keys and you will be nice or I will take you to church tomorrow!”
Morbid-“ Doesn’t bother me! I won’t remember it!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ A Baptist Church...”
Morbid-“ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!NO!NO!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ are you going to play nice then?”
Around that time Morbid was busy enough to argue with himself to not notice that Conrad the brave sent his young son over to give Morbid Angel the keys that he found and a written agreement in the trade. The boy had no idea what was going on and just walked right along the side of the Vehicle then quickly jumped back to Morbid Angel’s screams!
Morbid-“ I’LL DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT! JUST NOT BAPTIST!”
Morbid had his hands pressed against his face as if he was trying to suffocate Jakub the Inner Jake and looked into his side view mirror and saw the frightened boy holding some keys. Morbid quickly ran his fingers through his hair
Morbid-“ Jakub I don’t want you talking! Say anything and I will burn 10 bibles to every word you say!”
Jakub the inner Jake-“ Burn any bibles and I will have your burned in inverted cross tattooed over with a right side up one while you sleep!”
Morbid-“ do that and I will kill us both! And you have more to lose than I! Your salvation will be shot!”
Jakub the inner Jake-“ not really you will burn in hell and I will rise to heaven. Simple”
Morbid-“ What the f*ck are you talking about! We are the same damn person! And I was here first so I decide where we go! And godd**n it if hell is where we do then you will LIKE IT!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ you are wrong”
Morbid-“ SHUT YOUR FACE! Now I will go talk to this kid and get my sh*t! So be quiet.”
With that Morbid Angel gets out of the vehicle and walks a few feet from the boy... the boy looks at Morbid Angel. Morbid’s face is enough to make people pray just by looking at him! [/color
color=green]Morbid-“ Give me those keys kid!”
The Kid says not a word and just holds the keys out and Morbid snatches them! The kid then reaches into his pocket and hands Morbid the papers for the agreement between his father and the Devil!
Boy-“ your Morbid Angel!”
Morbid says not a word but reads the paper written by Conrad.
Boy-“ I watched you in JWA before it was shut down. I saw you fight in Valor the last few weeks. Are you going to stay there?”
Morbid folds the paper back up and puts it in his jacket pocket and turns to get back in his Vehicle
Boy-“ Can I have your autograph? I am your biggest fan!”
Morbid cringes at the word “Autograph” and “Fan” Morbid likes to believe that he has no fans.. Makes him feel better about his work. The voice of Jakub the Inner Jake goes through his mind “Be Nice” it says...
Morbid turns around and pulls a silver pen from his pocket.
Morbid-“ do you have any paper?”
The boy shakes his head “no”
Boy-“ is that a real burned up side down cross on your forehead?”
Morbid looks up as if he could see it
Morbid-“ it better be!”
Morbid reaches into the SUV and grabs the latest issue of Metal Maniacs and signs his autograph on the cover with an inverted cross on both sides! Morbid hands it to the boy
Morbid-“ that is the music you should listen to from now on! Listen to anything else and you will no longer be a respected fan of mine!”
Morbid jumps back in the SUV and takes off with the hearse dragged behind him.
The scene fades to a blood red!
