Post by The eXtremist on Jul 22, 2005 18:07:41 GMT -5
["Haha Are you kidding me? This is what I'm dealing with?" says a voice. We try our best to match a face to the voice, but theirs nothing. I know deep down someone knows who sounds like that, maybe someone you know? A relative? A girlfriend/boyfriend? A best friend. Or maybe a skilled in-ring technician? One of the best wrestlers under 30? A guy who has accomplished so much around the world its insane. The camera soon decides to switch on and cut to the inside of a nicely done Limosuine. The camera zooms around the limo, which is designed black with a TV placed in the middle. Its medium sized. Not too big, but certainly not too small. The camera shows ROI Superstar and Main Eventer, Justin Tyme, in the back cutting some promo's on Rodney Paine. The camera pushes itself back and turns around to show The One & Only Rodney Paine! Paine is sporting a nice White Suit with a Black Shirt tucked underneath. His shades are perched atop his head, with his nice hair greased all the way back. The stubble on his beard is shown coming in. Paine wipes his mouth and shrugs in laughter. He can't help but laugh at this Justin Tyme fellow make a total ass of himself by insulting Rodney Paine.]
[Rodney Paine]
So I'm supposed to sit here and be intimidated by this guy? Am I really supposed to be that scared of him? So since when did Justin Tyme don a Top Hat and a Red & Black Sweater with Razors for hands and become Freddy Krueger? When he wins some title belts, he can come call me and say how I should be scared. For now, I think me and the rest of ROI is pretty safe from this Cream-sucking Doiche mark. ROI seems like a pretty cool place I can leave my legacy on. But wait, I think I remember you Tyme, from what fed was it? Um... damnit, I swore I knew it. Oh wait! Xtreme Wrestling League. Immune's OTHER fed, I believe. Wow, some topnotch guys there. HellRaizer, EBlack, Jaysin, Saku, The Tiger, and my beloved Summer McCoy. Wow, if I recall correctly, you took over as part time writer there, right Tyme? Nice to see another wrestler get involved backstage and help out a shitty and dieing fed. Why would I call XWL shitty? Bad environment. I didn't like the place and I figured it didn't like me. Too many jackasses, but soon all that "too many" became "too less", and people dropped out like Bugs being sprayed with Raid. Justin Tyme, you and I both had chances to become XWL World Champ, right? Well, I figured once I was outta the Tourney, either you, Tiger, or Saku would win it. Turns out Tiger was the first... and last... XWL Champion. What a turn of events, eh? Now I know some of my haters and alot of guys that are Pro-Justin Tyme will give me shit about how I should keep my mouth shut from dissing XWL, because I was never in for the long haul. As heelish as this sounds, maybe so. Maybe I was just in it because I was a Paycheck Player? Or maybe, in a smart decision, my heart wasn't into the place anymore and I got bored of the place?
[Rodney hears a knock on the min-wall. He presses the button and down goes the wall. Its his Limo Driver.]
[Rodney Paine]
Yes Nigal?
[Limo Driver Nigal]
I just wanted to inform you that we'll be arriving to ROI shortly.
[Rodney Paine]
Any estimated time? After being on the road for three hours, a guy has to take a break.
[Limo Driver Nigal]
I think we'll be there in about 20 minutes.
[Rodney Paine]
Is that all Nigal?
[Limo Driver Nigal]
Yes that is all Mr. Paine
[Nigal turns his head back to the road and continues driving. Rodney presses the button and the wall rises back up.]
[Rodney Paine]
Would you like to hear the story about The Grasshopper & The Ant, Justin?
[Rodney grabs his remote and ups the volume on the TV. Ironically, Justin's voice says "Yes".]
[Rodney Paine]
Well if you must know....
[Rodney clears his throat to give the story.]
[Rodney Paine]
All summer long The Ant did alot of hardwork. Ya see, he wanted to protect himself, and he figured working hard and trying to do his best would help. Meanwhile, The Grasshopper, just sat back and did absolutely nothing. He sat on his green ass and chillaxed and chillaxed. Now did you think that was a good story Justin?
[Rodney takes the TV off Mute and again, ironically, Justin says "Yes" during his promo.]
[Rodney Paine]
Wrong, you fruitcake. The grasshopper simply beat the holy hell out of the ant, took his hard work, and used it to survive. The ant failed, and died. You see, Justin... Tyme is constantly training, while Rodney Paine is happy to sit here, chat to you, tell you the facts of life. When it comes down to that match... Rodney Paine will take Tyme's hard work... and make it worthless. Rodney Paine is the one true hero in Canada... a hero and champion you need... and also, Tymie... Rodney Paine is not a child. I've had more matches than you have had men. When I beat you, I want you to prove yourself to be a man, and come down to the ring... and admit my success over you...
[Rodney just smirks and turns the TV back off "Mute". He continues listening to this awful promo from Tyme as the camera soon fades out.]
[Rodney Paine]
So I'm supposed to sit here and be intimidated by this guy? Am I really supposed to be that scared of him? So since when did Justin Tyme don a Top Hat and a Red & Black Sweater with Razors for hands and become Freddy Krueger? When he wins some title belts, he can come call me and say how I should be scared. For now, I think me and the rest of ROI is pretty safe from this Cream-sucking Doiche mark. ROI seems like a pretty cool place I can leave my legacy on. But wait, I think I remember you Tyme, from what fed was it? Um... damnit, I swore I knew it. Oh wait! Xtreme Wrestling League. Immune's OTHER fed, I believe. Wow, some topnotch guys there. HellRaizer, EBlack, Jaysin, Saku, The Tiger, and my beloved Summer McCoy. Wow, if I recall correctly, you took over as part time writer there, right Tyme? Nice to see another wrestler get involved backstage and help out a shitty and dieing fed. Why would I call XWL shitty? Bad environment. I didn't like the place and I figured it didn't like me. Too many jackasses, but soon all that "too many" became "too less", and people dropped out like Bugs being sprayed with Raid. Justin Tyme, you and I both had chances to become XWL World Champ, right? Well, I figured once I was outta the Tourney, either you, Tiger, or Saku would win it. Turns out Tiger was the first... and last... XWL Champion. What a turn of events, eh? Now I know some of my haters and alot of guys that are Pro-Justin Tyme will give me shit about how I should keep my mouth shut from dissing XWL, because I was never in for the long haul. As heelish as this sounds, maybe so. Maybe I was just in it because I was a Paycheck Player? Or maybe, in a smart decision, my heart wasn't into the place anymore and I got bored of the place?
[Rodney hears a knock on the min-wall. He presses the button and down goes the wall. Its his Limo Driver.]
[Rodney Paine]
Yes Nigal?
[Limo Driver Nigal]
I just wanted to inform you that we'll be arriving to ROI shortly.
[Rodney Paine]
Any estimated time? After being on the road for three hours, a guy has to take a break.
[Limo Driver Nigal]
I think we'll be there in about 20 minutes.
[Rodney Paine]
Is that all Nigal?
[Limo Driver Nigal]
Yes that is all Mr. Paine
[Nigal turns his head back to the road and continues driving. Rodney presses the button and the wall rises back up.]
[Rodney Paine]
Would you like to hear the story about The Grasshopper & The Ant, Justin?
[Rodney grabs his remote and ups the volume on the TV. Ironically, Justin's voice says "Yes".]
[Rodney Paine]
Well if you must know....
[Rodney clears his throat to give the story.]
[Rodney Paine]
All summer long The Ant did alot of hardwork. Ya see, he wanted to protect himself, and he figured working hard and trying to do his best would help. Meanwhile, The Grasshopper, just sat back and did absolutely nothing. He sat on his green ass and chillaxed and chillaxed. Now did you think that was a good story Justin?
[Rodney takes the TV off Mute and again, ironically, Justin says "Yes" during his promo.]
[Rodney Paine]
Wrong, you fruitcake. The grasshopper simply beat the holy hell out of the ant, took his hard work, and used it to survive. The ant failed, and died. You see, Justin... Tyme is constantly training, while Rodney Paine is happy to sit here, chat to you, tell you the facts of life. When it comes down to that match... Rodney Paine will take Tyme's hard work... and make it worthless. Rodney Paine is the one true hero in Canada... a hero and champion you need... and also, Tymie... Rodney Paine is not a child. I've had more matches than you have had men. When I beat you, I want you to prove yourself to be a man, and come down to the ring... and admit my success over you...
[Rodney just smirks and turns the TV back off "Mute". He continues listening to this awful promo from Tyme as the camera soon fades out.]