Post by cardinal on Jul 8, 2005 14:27:34 GMT -5
We open to a dark alley. We see many trashcans, dumpsters, and random pieces of trash. There are rats crawling on the dumpsters, and on the street. A black cat's green eyes glow in the darkness. Suddenly, large lights come on, brightening the alley. Cardinal is standing in the middle on the alley. He is wearing black shorts, a yellow shirt, and a CZW bandana. Beside him is a large black box.
Cardinal: Reverend, you have it all wrong. I am no sinner. See, there is no sin. The only person who controls what is right or wrong, is the D.A. Heads up buddy, there is no God. If there was, then there wouldn't be so much pain in the ghetto. Hell, there wouldn't even be a ghetto. Growing up in a place where you are the only white boy is hard. And being surrounded by all those blacks, I heard the word "pimp" brought up a lot. But none of them were pimps. Let me tell you who the real pimp is. The real pimp is church. A place that feeds you a load of bull****, and takes your money. And all you are Reverend, is a prostitute to it.
Cardinal lights up a Newport, and starts opening the box. Sirens are heard, and red and blue lights flash through the alley. Cardinal looks around, as a Louisville police car speeds by. He pulls something out of the box. It is in the shape of a pentagram.
Cardinal: See here Reverend, this is a pentagram. Now, this may already be striking fear in you, and you're probably thumping your bible and shaking in your little church boots. But here's another reason to be scared. This pentagram isn't white for it being pure, as all you God-fearing bitches think. No, it's white, because these a flourescent lighttubes. And this is coming to the ring with me at Overload, because I am bringing the hell, to you! But, I have on more thing for you.
Cardinal looks back in the box. He pulls out a bible, then a gas can. He throws the bible on the ground, and pours the gas on it. Then, he flicks his cigarette at it, and it instantly ignites. Cardinal laughs, then walks away.
Cardinal: Reverend, you have it all wrong. I am no sinner. See, there is no sin. The only person who controls what is right or wrong, is the D.A. Heads up buddy, there is no God. If there was, then there wouldn't be so much pain in the ghetto. Hell, there wouldn't even be a ghetto. Growing up in a place where you are the only white boy is hard. And being surrounded by all those blacks, I heard the word "pimp" brought up a lot. But none of them were pimps. Let me tell you who the real pimp is. The real pimp is church. A place that feeds you a load of bull****, and takes your money. And all you are Reverend, is a prostitute to it.
Cardinal lights up a Newport, and starts opening the box. Sirens are heard, and red and blue lights flash through the alley. Cardinal looks around, as a Louisville police car speeds by. He pulls something out of the box. It is in the shape of a pentagram.
Cardinal: See here Reverend, this is a pentagram. Now, this may already be striking fear in you, and you're probably thumping your bible and shaking in your little church boots. But here's another reason to be scared. This pentagram isn't white for it being pure, as all you God-fearing bitches think. No, it's white, because these a flourescent lighttubes. And this is coming to the ring with me at Overload, because I am bringing the hell, to you! But, I have on more thing for you.
Cardinal looks back in the box. He pulls out a bible, then a gas can. He throws the bible on the ground, and pours the gas on it. Then, he flicks his cigarette at it, and it instantly ignites. Cardinal laughs, then walks away.
Whether the rp has true feelings or not, you never want to down any religion because it's a very touchy subject. 
