Post by Morbid Angel on Jan 7, 2006 18:30:20 GMT -5
This one is Called
“Asylum of Satan”
Part one!
Dear Eric Hardcastle,
Well I never thought I would meet a owner in the ring and I would like to just get this out in the open. I will not give you once ounce of moving space! I will hunt you like a wounded animal and I will stab you in the eye with something hard and sharp! Now that you understand that I mean business I would like to say this. I respect no one who thinks their my boss! I am my own boss and you should worship me because you are a Christian! You and Z Master will face off against me and Immune. I am not sure about Immune but I am confident that we can kick your Christian ass’s into the next life! And if Immune wishes to bow down just because you’re a boss then I will be forced to beat him in the face with something. With what you may ask. I am still indecision so we will find out IF the time comes.
So you run this place. I bet you think your tough sh*t. As you can see I give no respect to anyone... especially if they try and run me. Must look good you and Z Master facing off against someone you refuse to move away from Jobber status. I will say this... after me and Immune kick your pansy ass I will be the first to spit on you! Then I will walk up to Z Master and I will have Immune spit on him! So either way I WILL SPIT ON YOUR F*CKING CORPSE!
But don’t get me wrong. I do not wish to have hard feelings after this match. Well that would be a lie. I would like you to still hate me and fear if that is the proper word to use! FEAR!
Figured I would mail this letter to you. Ta.
From Your Personal Jesus
Morbid Angel!
*Signed* Kyril Krizchiv
3 days after Morbid mailed the letter to Hardcastle and he has no reply. He sent similar ones to Z Master and no word back yet. Morbid seems to believe that Z Master is unable to read but that is OK. Americans are not really good readers anyway.
Morbid Angel spent most of the day alone inside his home. He has been chased around with questions and such. Morbid is not really interested in answering the questions people have for him. What business is it of theirs to know why Morbid does what he does and acts the way he acts. But Morbid is a Sport. He is pulling himself back up for another match against Hardcastle and Z Master and is teamed with Immune.
Morbid has managed to keep himself an unbeaten force for a little while but now suffered his first loss. Here is what he had to say on that.
Morbid-“ Well Seth you got me. I was on a roll and you got a rematch out of some mysterious way. I guess you don’t like losing either. Shocking isn’t it? Well be happy that you won because I can guarantee that will be the last win against me you will ever have!
Now Sir Z Master... I am glad you know of me.. Makes me feel stronger than you because I have no idea who the hell you are! But that is OK.. I do my research when it comes to people I fight. You are powerful and I am sure someone people fear you. I don’t! I am the godd**n AntiChrist in the flesh! And when I am finished people will say HEIL MORBID! Hitler has nothing on me! People think that I kiss Hitlers Ass.. Do it? No.. I like my own rules and I will tell you this! HITLER IS NOT DEAD! He will live on until the Jews are gone! You hear me!!! JEWS!!!
Eric Hardcastle.... You seel to like me....hope my letter did not offend you...actually I hope it did! Make you go home and slit your wrists in the shower wishing you were someone else! That would make my day! But think of it this way.. You’ll have a discount on the funeral! I will do the embalming my self and I will take pleasure in gashing your face with my scalpel and cutting out your eyes and putting them in a jar! And after you have been under the dirt for a while I will go and dig up your worm infested corpse and I will take your skull! You will never pass over to the other side! You will never know of a heaven or hell! Your torment will be with me! And I will tell you this! Eternity in a room where all you can hear is Death metal! Think about it! Waco Jesus every day, 24 hours a day! UNTIL I DIE! That it a long time...well I think 4 years is along time. Who wants to live forever? I don’t! I want to die! I am ready and willing!
Before you ask I will say this. Suicide is not an option! The only reason I am still here is because the damn doctors won’t allow me to flat line on the table!
You can tell your self that your willing to risk your life and limb. But what do you think a man who wants to die will do to you? Do you think I care if I kill you? Do you think I care if I bash your face or crush your rib cage? I don’t think so! Actually I enjoy thinking about it! It makes me feel better... You ever think of violence and torture and just want more! You want to feel what they feel and you want to feel the power you have over your victim! I have felt both sides of it! And I can say that torturing people is better than being tortured! But then again living in this world is torture enough to make anyone want to die! I am shocked you have not died yet! Death is what all Christians and Jews want! You die and you go to your place! But you don’t want to do you? You want to live as long as you can BECAUSE YOU KNOW THERE IS NO HEAVEN! You feel it deep down.. It is a lie! Say it! LIE! Hardcastle. I think you booked your funeral! You just decided that life was too much and you couldn’t pull the plug on yourself. Well I am honored that you called in a pro to do it! I will be more than happy to do so! You will go out in style. Z Master. I cannot say much about your death yet! One at a time but I can assure you that I will come after you next! Immune.. Kill Z Master and that is all I can ask of you! If that is to much for me to ask then back the f*ck up so I can do my job OF BEATING THE F*CK OUT OF PEOPLE!”
The scene fades out.
The Scene picks up at a Bounty office Just outside Monson. Morbid has been dodging the police for the last week. While Morbid was shopping at a store Morbid got into a argument with a cashier over the price of milk and ultimately attacked the man beating him with a carton of milk then jammed a tomato in his face so hard it broke the mans nose. After the incident Morbid fled the store and took off in his SUV. He has been missing for the last 4 days and has a warrant out for his arrest. The Sherif called in a favor from a long time friend of his. Dog the bounty Hunter and his crew. And a fellow wrestler who has a Personal hate for Morbid Angel. Craig Harvey who goes by Pohatu in the ring. Morbid and Pohatu go way back. The hate so eternal that Morbid planned the death of this man and Pohatu’s attempt to get Morbid Banned from the television screen!
Sherif-“ OK here is the file on this guy. Be careful!”
Dog takes the folder and looks through it for a few moments
Dog-“ We are Looking for Kyril Nikolai Krizchiev AKA Jakub Tagtogen AKA Jake Morbid some people call him Morbid Angel as well. He is 33 years old, 6'10 and 380 pounds. He should be rather easy to find. He has tattoo’s and a burned Invered Cross on his forehead. He dresses in Black and leather.”
Dog holds up a picture to his crew. Morbid Angel’s Mug shot from a few months back.
Dog-“ He has a long list of arrests, Most of them are assault charges, 3 attempted Murder, two were manslaughter but were over turned and 7 charges of wreck less endangerment with a motor vehicle! The guy suffers from mental problems and talks to himself and thinks he is a spawn of Hitler. Something like that. I am sure he will have some fight in him so lets be careful, lets pray together before we start.
The team gathers in a circle holding hands then Dog starts
Dog-“ Dear Lord, we ask for your help on this day to apprehend a dangerous fugitive and come out victorious against evil. Allow us to fight for your good and be safe. Amen!”
The team splits into two SUV’s Young Blood and Dog In the first car, Beth, Leland, and Duane Lee in the second car.
Morbid was last seen driving off into Morbidonia and that is where they are going! As they enter Morbidonia they see that the streets are mostly empty almost like a ghost town. They decide to call a friend of Morbid Angel. The Infamous Blood Countess AKA Ertzibet Bathory. Ertzibet Bathory was born in Hungary and met Morbid 9 years ago and they have been pretty close ever since. Nothing ever came of their friendship..... Bathory is a lesbian.
Dog opens up his cell phone and dials the Number. It wrings twice before the answering machine answers.
Bathorys Answering Machine-“ This is the Blood Countess Ertzibet Bathory. Leave a message.”
Dog-“ This is Dog Chapman, We need you to call us as soon as possible in regards to Kyril Krizchiev’s whereabouts. Thank you. This is urgent”
Dog hangs up with no leads as of yet. Morbid Angel may be a big guy but he knows where to be when he needs to be there.
Meanwhile Dog and the gang hunt Morbid the scene moves to where Morbid Angel is now! Morbid Angel took cover inside a Catholic Church tower! Morbid looks through the stained glass windows at the team! Morbid laughs out loud starts yelling, knowing that they cannot hear him all the way down there.
Morbid-“ it would appear that I am now the hunted. That little Bitch deserved what he got! As a fact I need to go back their and beat him again!
Regardless. I am sure you Eric hardcastle and Z Master are enjoying this little game!
Now Immune I will have to say this. Don’t get your panties up in a bunch because you my friend will probably just get in my way so BACK THE F*CK OFF! Don’t go thinking your king $hit because I will smash you like the worthless human that you are! I Killed Omarion Motherf*cker and I’ll kill you too!
So now that I had my chance to put you back in your place.. Allow me to run again from these Jack Ass’s!..."
The Scene fades to a blood red!
(OOC- Part one and I will get the other one out later this eve)
“Asylum of Satan”
Part one!
Dear Eric Hardcastle,
Well I never thought I would meet a owner in the ring and I would like to just get this out in the open. I will not give you once ounce of moving space! I will hunt you like a wounded animal and I will stab you in the eye with something hard and sharp! Now that you understand that I mean business I would like to say this. I respect no one who thinks their my boss! I am my own boss and you should worship me because you are a Christian! You and Z Master will face off against me and Immune. I am not sure about Immune but I am confident that we can kick your Christian ass’s into the next life! And if Immune wishes to bow down just because you’re a boss then I will be forced to beat him in the face with something. With what you may ask. I am still indecision so we will find out IF the time comes.
So you run this place. I bet you think your tough sh*t. As you can see I give no respect to anyone... especially if they try and run me. Must look good you and Z Master facing off against someone you refuse to move away from Jobber status. I will say this... after me and Immune kick your pansy ass I will be the first to spit on you! Then I will walk up to Z Master and I will have Immune spit on him! So either way I WILL SPIT ON YOUR F*CKING CORPSE!
But don’t get me wrong. I do not wish to have hard feelings after this match. Well that would be a lie. I would like you to still hate me and fear if that is the proper word to use! FEAR!
Figured I would mail this letter to you. Ta.
From Your Personal Jesus
Morbid Angel!
*Signed* Kyril Krizchiv
3 days after Morbid mailed the letter to Hardcastle and he has no reply. He sent similar ones to Z Master and no word back yet. Morbid seems to believe that Z Master is unable to read but that is OK. Americans are not really good readers anyway.
Morbid Angel spent most of the day alone inside his home. He has been chased around with questions and such. Morbid is not really interested in answering the questions people have for him. What business is it of theirs to know why Morbid does what he does and acts the way he acts. But Morbid is a Sport. He is pulling himself back up for another match against Hardcastle and Z Master and is teamed with Immune.
Morbid has managed to keep himself an unbeaten force for a little while but now suffered his first loss. Here is what he had to say on that.
Morbid-“ Well Seth you got me. I was on a roll and you got a rematch out of some mysterious way. I guess you don’t like losing either. Shocking isn’t it? Well be happy that you won because I can guarantee that will be the last win against me you will ever have!
Now Sir Z Master... I am glad you know of me.. Makes me feel stronger than you because I have no idea who the hell you are! But that is OK.. I do my research when it comes to people I fight. You are powerful and I am sure someone people fear you. I don’t! I am the godd**n AntiChrist in the flesh! And when I am finished people will say HEIL MORBID! Hitler has nothing on me! People think that I kiss Hitlers Ass.. Do it? No.. I like my own rules and I will tell you this! HITLER IS NOT DEAD! He will live on until the Jews are gone! You hear me!!! JEWS!!!
Eric Hardcastle.... You seel to like me....hope my letter did not offend you...actually I hope it did! Make you go home and slit your wrists in the shower wishing you were someone else! That would make my day! But think of it this way.. You’ll have a discount on the funeral! I will do the embalming my self and I will take pleasure in gashing your face with my scalpel and cutting out your eyes and putting them in a jar! And after you have been under the dirt for a while I will go and dig up your worm infested corpse and I will take your skull! You will never pass over to the other side! You will never know of a heaven or hell! Your torment will be with me! And I will tell you this! Eternity in a room where all you can hear is Death metal! Think about it! Waco Jesus every day, 24 hours a day! UNTIL I DIE! That it a long time...well I think 4 years is along time. Who wants to live forever? I don’t! I want to die! I am ready and willing!
Before you ask I will say this. Suicide is not an option! The only reason I am still here is because the damn doctors won’t allow me to flat line on the table!
You can tell your self that your willing to risk your life and limb. But what do you think a man who wants to die will do to you? Do you think I care if I kill you? Do you think I care if I bash your face or crush your rib cage? I don’t think so! Actually I enjoy thinking about it! It makes me feel better... You ever think of violence and torture and just want more! You want to feel what they feel and you want to feel the power you have over your victim! I have felt both sides of it! And I can say that torturing people is better than being tortured! But then again living in this world is torture enough to make anyone want to die! I am shocked you have not died yet! Death is what all Christians and Jews want! You die and you go to your place! But you don’t want to do you? You want to live as long as you can BECAUSE YOU KNOW THERE IS NO HEAVEN! You feel it deep down.. It is a lie! Say it! LIE! Hardcastle. I think you booked your funeral! You just decided that life was too much and you couldn’t pull the plug on yourself. Well I am honored that you called in a pro to do it! I will be more than happy to do so! You will go out in style. Z Master. I cannot say much about your death yet! One at a time but I can assure you that I will come after you next! Immune.. Kill Z Master and that is all I can ask of you! If that is to much for me to ask then back the f*ck up so I can do my job OF BEATING THE F*CK OUT OF PEOPLE!”
The scene fades out.
The Scene picks up at a Bounty office Just outside Monson. Morbid has been dodging the police for the last week. While Morbid was shopping at a store Morbid got into a argument with a cashier over the price of milk and ultimately attacked the man beating him with a carton of milk then jammed a tomato in his face so hard it broke the mans nose. After the incident Morbid fled the store and took off in his SUV. He has been missing for the last 4 days and has a warrant out for his arrest. The Sherif called in a favor from a long time friend of his. Dog the bounty Hunter and his crew. And a fellow wrestler who has a Personal hate for Morbid Angel. Craig Harvey who goes by Pohatu in the ring. Morbid and Pohatu go way back. The hate so eternal that Morbid planned the death of this man and Pohatu’s attempt to get Morbid Banned from the television screen!
Sherif-“ OK here is the file on this guy. Be careful!”
Dog takes the folder and looks through it for a few moments
Dog-“ We are Looking for Kyril Nikolai Krizchiev AKA Jakub Tagtogen AKA Jake Morbid some people call him Morbid Angel as well. He is 33 years old, 6'10 and 380 pounds. He should be rather easy to find. He has tattoo’s and a burned Invered Cross on his forehead. He dresses in Black and leather.”
Dog holds up a picture to his crew. Morbid Angel’s Mug shot from a few months back.
Dog-“ He has a long list of arrests, Most of them are assault charges, 3 attempted Murder, two were manslaughter but were over turned and 7 charges of wreck less endangerment with a motor vehicle! The guy suffers from mental problems and talks to himself and thinks he is a spawn of Hitler. Something like that. I am sure he will have some fight in him so lets be careful, lets pray together before we start.
The team gathers in a circle holding hands then Dog starts
Dog-“ Dear Lord, we ask for your help on this day to apprehend a dangerous fugitive and come out victorious against evil. Allow us to fight for your good and be safe. Amen!”
The team splits into two SUV’s Young Blood and Dog In the first car, Beth, Leland, and Duane Lee in the second car.
Morbid was last seen driving off into Morbidonia and that is where they are going! As they enter Morbidonia they see that the streets are mostly empty almost like a ghost town. They decide to call a friend of Morbid Angel. The Infamous Blood Countess AKA Ertzibet Bathory. Ertzibet Bathory was born in Hungary and met Morbid 9 years ago and they have been pretty close ever since. Nothing ever came of their friendship..... Bathory is a lesbian.
Dog opens up his cell phone and dials the Number. It wrings twice before the answering machine answers.
Bathorys Answering Machine-“ This is the Blood Countess Ertzibet Bathory. Leave a message.”
Dog-“ This is Dog Chapman, We need you to call us as soon as possible in regards to Kyril Krizchiev’s whereabouts. Thank you. This is urgent”
Dog hangs up with no leads as of yet. Morbid Angel may be a big guy but he knows where to be when he needs to be there.
Meanwhile Dog and the gang hunt Morbid the scene moves to where Morbid Angel is now! Morbid Angel took cover inside a Catholic Church tower! Morbid looks through the stained glass windows at the team! Morbid laughs out loud starts yelling, knowing that they cannot hear him all the way down there.
Morbid-“ it would appear that I am now the hunted. That little Bitch deserved what he got! As a fact I need to go back their and beat him again!
Regardless. I am sure you Eric hardcastle and Z Master are enjoying this little game!
Now Immune I will have to say this. Don’t get your panties up in a bunch because you my friend will probably just get in my way so BACK THE F*CK OFF! Don’t go thinking your king $hit because I will smash you like the worthless human that you are! I Killed Omarion Motherf*cker and I’ll kill you too!
So now that I had my chance to put you back in your place.. Allow me to run again from these Jack Ass’s!..."
The Scene fades to a blood red!
(OOC- Part one and I will get the other one out later this eve)
