Post by Morbid Angel on Feb 13, 2006 22:40:29 GMT -5
[If you are a animal lover this roleplay is not for you! Like Always no animals are ever harmed in any Morbid Angel scene. And before it is asked... I never did these tests in real life. I got the idea from the Nazi’s actually... enjoy]
Here Kittie Kittie Kittie!!!
//////Day one..
On day one of my experiments I have taken it upon my self to study and nutate the results to answer the question which is often asked. How long does it take for a Cat to starve in the different elements. I was given some cats from the kindly lady which lives in the next house over from mine. 6 cats in all,
one is locked in a cage out on the back deck in the elements with not cover from the rain, snow or cold. Outside temperature is 20 degrees
The second one is kept in a like cage next to it but to stir things up I placed that cage in a half filled barrel of water giving the cat enough space to have its shoulders and head above the water level.
The third cat I placed in the basement inside a cage next to the furnace to see if heat will have a factor. Temperature next to furnace is 95 degrees direct
The forth one I let loose in the attic with no cage. I am allowing it to run loose to see if space will be a factor in early death. Attic temperature is 40 degrees
The fifth I have in a cage on the third floor of my home. The temperature is moderate enough for anyone to walk comfortably. The cage is placed in the far corner and covered with a thick black sheet allowing no light in. Room temperature is 65 degrees
The sixth I placed in the second floor bathroom inside the bathing tub and filled it with enough warm water so that it’s shoulders and head are above water level.
9:16 am On day one of the experiments I have taken notice that the cats outside are not enjoying the cold wether here in Germany, the cat inside the water bucket seems to be lagging in movement rather quickly. The other cat spent most of the day curled up like a ball presumably to keep warm with little success I presume.
Cat number three seems to be trying to escape the heat. It gets so hot down there that when I went to get a temperature reading I could actually feel the heat pulling the skin on my face.
The cat became unkind especially when I started to poke it with a fire poker.
Cat Number four was uncooperative when I tried to corral it to check the life status, after some chasing in the small crawl space I caught the outraged kittie to check on it, the punches I threw at it will not effect the experiments they were all face shots.
Cat five was calm and wanted to be held life signs are normal
Cat Six was also calm and eager to get out of the water which is not anywhere in its future.
I allowed the cats to sit for the following 15 hours in their own environments. The time is 12: 25AM. The out door temperature is near negative 4 degrees. I check on cat one. The car is near death letting out a weak meow before collapsing in my hands... Cat one dies at 12:23:66AM from the cold.
Cat two is frozen in the bucket and is also dead. The time of death is not certain but could be sometime within the last 15 hours.
On to cat 3, the basement is still pretty hot and the car does not seem to be doing well. Some of the fur on the right side has been singed and some of the car has minor burns but the cat clings to life.
Cat four has been running around all day and is curled up on a board in the back. The attic temperature is now at 19 degrees due to the night time. The cat is alive and still has some run in it.
Cat five is also fine and doing well
Cat Six also died sometime within the last 15 hours. Apparently of drowning, but we will not be sure until we examine the lungs during tomorrows autopsy. //////
Man-“ I have read enough of this! “
Morbid-“ You Like?”
Man-“ NO! How can you even hold your head up high after this! Your study on Animal cruelty is disgusting!”
Morbid-“ Not Animal Cruelty. Its actually a study on Death and it’s environments... Those cats did not suffer.. And if they did I didn’t see it...”
Man-“ You Froze two to death, you drown one and I don’t want to know about the others! “
Morbid-“ they all died for science. Actually if you skip to page 300 you will see that the cat that was upstairs in the cage survived for over two weeks with no food and finally I took it upon my self to see if that living animal has anything different inside than the others so I cut him open while it was still alive to bet the best results. Did you know how that damn cat lived so much longer?”
Man-“ Jake I don’t want to know.”
Morbid-“ that sly cat was eating his own $hit! Who knew that $hit would prolong your life!”
Man-“ JAKUB!”
Morbid-“What?”
Man-“ Valor allows you to publish one book and most people do a book on their life story not the deaths of some old womans cats. Why did she give you th cats anyway?”
Morbid-“ well she didn’t actually give them to me.. I took those bastards! f**k**g cats kept shitting on my grass and puke! Damn things! “
Man-“ I want you to take this book and get out! Get out before I call the police!”
Morbid-“ the police?”
Man-“ Yeah!”
Morbid Angel pulls a gun from a holster inside his black leather trench coat and points it at the ceiling
Morbid-“ MORTHERFUCKER I AM THE POLICE!”
The man behind the desk puts his hands up as Morbid Angel brings the gun down and puts the tip of the gun onto his book and pulls the hammer back with his thumb.
Morbid-“ Now are you saying that you don’t like my book?”
Man-“ No sir. I thought it was good.”
Morbid-“ Oh.. I thought it dragged in the middle a bit”
Man-“ In the middle yes it dragged”
Morbid-“ so you didn’t like it?”
Man-“ I liked it a lot”
Morbid-“ but you said you didn’t read it all! You would not be lying to me.”
Man-“ No sir I would not lie to you”
Morbid-“ Because you respect me or because I have a big f**k**g gun ready to blast your f**k**g face off?”
Man-“ the gun”
Morbid-“ The Gun what? You mean you don’t respect me? I get mad when people don’t respect me!”
Man-“ I respect you”
Morbid-“ Because of the gun... Jew! So are you going to publish the book or not?”
Man-“ Yes”
Morbid-“ Excellent!”
Morbid walks out of the room and the scene fades out
Morbid-“ Dear Satan in HELL! What is wrong with you Shadow? Your like a big bubbling Jesus pie! AND I HATE PIE! You think you have the study of good and evil down to the mark.. Well guess what...friend... I might have been tested by god along time ago but has it ever accrued to you that some people are just born evil? Born fucked up! How are you going to say that your going to save me! NOTHING CAN SAVE THE DAMNED! I live along in my suffering because this is where I belong! This is where I feel the most powerful! Hell is where true glory is! And without hell where would you be? Eden? Your ignorant! To believe in a book.. This bible $hit! Written by con artists who were rotting in jail! You believe it! And if you don’t you burn in hell! Your Puppet Jesus Christ was a fraud and to think that people can even go to heaven! You Beat people for a living! You degrade and you harm! You actually think that god will allow you passage into that shithole!? That alone makes me stronger than you! I can admit my weakness I can accept my short comings but you think that my evil will just go away? I have it marked on my skin! I have it burned on my face! I am the evil one! Nothing can save me.. Not even if Jesus came down from the sky to prove that he is real I would not accept him! This Happy minded Christians make me sick! I am tired of these people saying that eternal happiness is in heaven! What is happy? It is a state of mind.. Your mind tells you that your calm.. Your satisfied and that is what happy is. I quoted from the bible once.. I was not impressed. Truth is I read the bible Reverend. Can you say that you have read the Satanic Bible? The Necronomicon? The Order of the White Knights? The Temple of Sette? So to put it simple. F*ck your GOD!”
And the scene fades to a Blood red
Here Kittie Kittie Kittie!!!
//////Day one..
On day one of my experiments I have taken it upon my self to study and nutate the results to answer the question which is often asked. How long does it take for a Cat to starve in the different elements. I was given some cats from the kindly lady which lives in the next house over from mine. 6 cats in all,
one is locked in a cage out on the back deck in the elements with not cover from the rain, snow or cold. Outside temperature is 20 degrees
The second one is kept in a like cage next to it but to stir things up I placed that cage in a half filled barrel of water giving the cat enough space to have its shoulders and head above the water level.
The third cat I placed in the basement inside a cage next to the furnace to see if heat will have a factor. Temperature next to furnace is 95 degrees direct
The forth one I let loose in the attic with no cage. I am allowing it to run loose to see if space will be a factor in early death. Attic temperature is 40 degrees
The fifth I have in a cage on the third floor of my home. The temperature is moderate enough for anyone to walk comfortably. The cage is placed in the far corner and covered with a thick black sheet allowing no light in. Room temperature is 65 degrees
The sixth I placed in the second floor bathroom inside the bathing tub and filled it with enough warm water so that it’s shoulders and head are above water level.
9:16 am On day one of the experiments I have taken notice that the cats outside are not enjoying the cold wether here in Germany, the cat inside the water bucket seems to be lagging in movement rather quickly. The other cat spent most of the day curled up like a ball presumably to keep warm with little success I presume.
Cat number three seems to be trying to escape the heat. It gets so hot down there that when I went to get a temperature reading I could actually feel the heat pulling the skin on my face.
The cat became unkind especially when I started to poke it with a fire poker.
Cat Number four was uncooperative when I tried to corral it to check the life status, after some chasing in the small crawl space I caught the outraged kittie to check on it, the punches I threw at it will not effect the experiments they were all face shots.
Cat five was calm and wanted to be held life signs are normal
Cat Six was also calm and eager to get out of the water which is not anywhere in its future.
I allowed the cats to sit for the following 15 hours in their own environments. The time is 12: 25AM. The out door temperature is near negative 4 degrees. I check on cat one. The car is near death letting out a weak meow before collapsing in my hands... Cat one dies at 12:23:66AM from the cold.
Cat two is frozen in the bucket and is also dead. The time of death is not certain but could be sometime within the last 15 hours.
On to cat 3, the basement is still pretty hot and the car does not seem to be doing well. Some of the fur on the right side has been singed and some of the car has minor burns but the cat clings to life.
Cat four has been running around all day and is curled up on a board in the back. The attic temperature is now at 19 degrees due to the night time. The cat is alive and still has some run in it.
Cat five is also fine and doing well
Cat Six also died sometime within the last 15 hours. Apparently of drowning, but we will not be sure until we examine the lungs during tomorrows autopsy. //////
Man-“ I have read enough of this! “
Morbid-“ You Like?”
Man-“ NO! How can you even hold your head up high after this! Your study on Animal cruelty is disgusting!”
Morbid-“ Not Animal Cruelty. Its actually a study on Death and it’s environments... Those cats did not suffer.. And if they did I didn’t see it...”
Man-“ You Froze two to death, you drown one and I don’t want to know about the others! “
Morbid-“ they all died for science. Actually if you skip to page 300 you will see that the cat that was upstairs in the cage survived for over two weeks with no food and finally I took it upon my self to see if that living animal has anything different inside than the others so I cut him open while it was still alive to bet the best results. Did you know how that damn cat lived so much longer?”
Man-“ Jake I don’t want to know.”
Morbid-“ that sly cat was eating his own $hit! Who knew that $hit would prolong your life!”
Man-“ JAKUB!”
Morbid-“What?”
Man-“ Valor allows you to publish one book and most people do a book on their life story not the deaths of some old womans cats. Why did she give you th cats anyway?”
Morbid-“ well she didn’t actually give them to me.. I took those bastards! f**k**g cats kept shitting on my grass and puke! Damn things! “
Man-“ I want you to take this book and get out! Get out before I call the police!”
Morbid-“ the police?”
Man-“ Yeah!”
Morbid Angel pulls a gun from a holster inside his black leather trench coat and points it at the ceiling
Morbid-“ MORTHERFUCKER I AM THE POLICE!”
The man behind the desk puts his hands up as Morbid Angel brings the gun down and puts the tip of the gun onto his book and pulls the hammer back with his thumb.
Morbid-“ Now are you saying that you don’t like my book?”
Man-“ No sir. I thought it was good.”
Morbid-“ Oh.. I thought it dragged in the middle a bit”
Man-“ In the middle yes it dragged”
Morbid-“ so you didn’t like it?”
Man-“ I liked it a lot”
Morbid-“ but you said you didn’t read it all! You would not be lying to me.”
Man-“ No sir I would not lie to you”
Morbid-“ Because you respect me or because I have a big f**k**g gun ready to blast your f**k**g face off?”
Man-“ the gun”
Morbid-“ The Gun what? You mean you don’t respect me? I get mad when people don’t respect me!”
Man-“ I respect you”
Morbid-“ Because of the gun... Jew! So are you going to publish the book or not?”
Man-“ Yes”
Morbid-“ Excellent!”
Morbid walks out of the room and the scene fades out
Morbid-“ Dear Satan in HELL! What is wrong with you Shadow? Your like a big bubbling Jesus pie! AND I HATE PIE! You think you have the study of good and evil down to the mark.. Well guess what...friend... I might have been tested by god along time ago but has it ever accrued to you that some people are just born evil? Born fucked up! How are you going to say that your going to save me! NOTHING CAN SAVE THE DAMNED! I live along in my suffering because this is where I belong! This is where I feel the most powerful! Hell is where true glory is! And without hell where would you be? Eden? Your ignorant! To believe in a book.. This bible $hit! Written by con artists who were rotting in jail! You believe it! And if you don’t you burn in hell! Your Puppet Jesus Christ was a fraud and to think that people can even go to heaven! You Beat people for a living! You degrade and you harm! You actually think that god will allow you passage into that shithole!? That alone makes me stronger than you! I can admit my weakness I can accept my short comings but you think that my evil will just go away? I have it marked on my skin! I have it burned on my face! I am the evil one! Nothing can save me.. Not even if Jesus came down from the sky to prove that he is real I would not accept him! This Happy minded Christians make me sick! I am tired of these people saying that eternal happiness is in heaven! What is happy? It is a state of mind.. Your mind tells you that your calm.. Your satisfied and that is what happy is. I quoted from the bible once.. I was not impressed. Truth is I read the bible Reverend. Can you say that you have read the Satanic Bible? The Necronomicon? The Order of the White Knights? The Temple of Sette? So to put it simple. F*ck your GOD!”
And the scene fades to a Blood red
