Post by fern on Jul 13, 2005 14:59:51 GMT -5
The scene opens up in an outside garden. It is mid day outside. The smell of fresh rain is in the air. The garden is beatiful. Obviously the owner has a real green thumb. The roses smell amazing. The camera turns to the left and a woman is shown. She waves for the camera to come closer. She has a seductive smile. The camera man stops and Neal's to one knee. Taping the mysterious diva. The diva stays seated as she grabs a a single yellow rose. And begins to speak to the camera.
Poison Ivy:
[/u]Poison Ivy:
As most of you may know. I am the Seductive Poison Ivy. The newest addition to the diva roster at this wonderful federation called the ROI. I have this yellow rose because it stands for friendship. And I want all the other divas including that bossy Twit Phoenix and I to be friends. As I pluck these pedals I am going to play a little game called... Will I win or Not. As I pluck each penal I will make a comment on my opponents or on why I should win. OK here goes.
Ivy grabs the first pedal of the wet rose. And drops it onto a bucket sitting next to her.
Poison Ivy:[/u]
I'll start with Meg and work down.
Meg you precious little spit-wad. If anyone is moving to fast its you my Sweet Pea.Every start of a new sentence she drops a new pedal. Meg my darling.. Meg, Meg, Meg, my hardboiled egg. Do you really think throwing a egg up against the wall was going to scare me? Aw you did. Thats cute. Meg don't get caught up in your glory.. You'll always just be a spit-wad to me. You claim to be a MEGa bitch. But you know what I say... MEGa fool.
Ivy finishes Meg.. There are about six pedals wasted in the bucket. With the rose still in her hand she starts to drop another one into the bucket.
Poison Ivy:[/u]
This one goes out to the Rookie Sensation. Jessie.. HAH just saying that ridiculous name makes me laugh. Your pathetic. You think the fans love you? Well they ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until I step into the ring with you dear. All your little fans are going to faulk like Phoenix's She makes a joke about Phoenix being a bird and laughs wickedly to me. Thats right all your so called loyal fans will finally realize what a pathetic loser you are. I wish you good luck. Jessie.
Another ten pedals wasted on another no body. Now half of the pedals of the perfect rose are gone.
Poison Ivy:[/u]
Finally last and defiantly least. The beloved technically challenged firebird herself. I just love the way you stole your name from and X-men character.. She laughs Thats adorable. But if you were going to choose a cartoon choose one that people would care about... Maybe something along the lines of batman.. She laughs again Phoenix.. you call your move the "take flight" but you know what I call you. "Take a number." You'll be waiting in line for a long time my "flaming hot Cheeto." This is my federation. All you'll be hearing after this Sunday.. is Nah Nah Nah Nah hey hey Good-Bye
All the pedals are gone. Whatever will she use for herself now. Ivy looks down at what left in her hand. And grins.
Poison Ivy:[/u]
Just as I thought.. Only the stem and thorns remain. Amazingly. Isn't it just hilarious how what started out to be a beatiful Yellow Friendship rose is now a just left stem and thorns. This is what I call beatiful. Only the strong will survive this Sunday. Good luck my friends. And remember don't get caught up in my rose bush.
The scene closes as Poison Ivy takes the bucket and dumbs it. Then places the rose stem in her mouth. Camera fades to commercial.[/center]
OOC: I really liked writing this. This was one of my first roleplays. Comments are welcome.