Post by Hardcastle on Nov 1, 2005 0:46:49 GMT -5
We're back for another installment of Color Commentary this week. Lets start with the shocking turn of events involving Christian. According to WWE.com, Christian decided not to re-sign with the E, yet he appeared on RAW tonight and is scheduled and promoted to appear on Taboo Tuesday tomorrow?! HUH!??!?! RAW featured Christian, yet never touched on the fact that he was no longer a part of the roster. Whats up wit dat?!
If Christian does end up leaving the E......TNA is a perfect fit for him. Yes, its a hell of a lot less money, but quality of life would be greater. Christian lives in the Tampa area, meaning he is in driving distance of Orlando. Which means, he would only have to wrestle about 3-4 times a month and not be on the road. Again, for a lot less money, but personally knowing Christian.....I know he hasn't spent all his money and has done very well in saving it and investing it very wisely. So money may not play that big of a motivating factor. Christian also has some very, very close friends in Rhyno and Scott D'Amore in TNA. Not to mention some good buddies in The Dudleys and Jeff Hardy.
This would payoff HUGE for TNA. TNA is struggling with a major babyface to push against Jarrett. Christian has the mic. skills to play that role. He would be a perfect addition to the roster. Christian comes in and immediately Scott D'Amore thinks he will be joining Team Canada. TNA can even tease Christian being on their side/Jarrett's side. Then Christian turns the tables on them all, turns on Team Canada and announces his bid against Jarrett. Jarrett begins to stack the deck against him, requiring Christian to beat a major player like Abyss or Monty Brown to get his shot. Christian does so with the help of The Dudleys and its Christian getting the title match. Nice build in drama, the swerve and a believable babyface. Christian takes the title from Jarrett and now we have Christian and The Dudleys holding the World Gold. The heels become the new pursuers. This is what I have been clamoring for!!! TNA needs a big name babyface that can work the stick. Christian is their "problem solver."
Moving onto RAW tonight. Can you say abysmal?! The show was awful! Anything that prominently features Coach is a bad show. We saw the return of a few legends, including Vader. WHOAH!! Did Vader ever pack on the pounds. Last time in the WWE, Vader was around 425-450. That boy is over 500 right now and he is just sagging all over the place. Vader has bigger tits than the divas this evening. Vader also had some trouble getting out of the ring. WHOOPS!
Speaking of the divas....Ashley and Candice certainly stole the show in their outfits tonight. I love the dark highlights on Ashley and I was glad to see Candice straighten her hair out. It was also nice to see Torrie Wilson not on RAW........hopefully Billy Kidman was getting that girl a nice greasy cheesburger or something. She is just fading away.
Todd Grisham was hilarious. Grisham is now the man! Enough said.
Mickie James gimmick is awful. Alexis Laree would have been just fine by me.
Kane/Big Show vs Heart Throbs was a waste of time. And waste of decent up and coming talent.
Speaking of a waste of time......why does WWE continue to portray Bob Holly as a major player?! HELLO!!! This guy once wore neon green and was called Sparky Plug.
Lillian Garcia has to be the biggest $lu+ on RAW!! Look at the way she dresses week in and week out. Yet she won't do bikini shoots or lingerie shoots?! What a snob?! You know she had to screw someone to push The Fink out of his regular announcing duties. Besides, she aint that great to look at and she doesnt have that great of a voice. Someone start a "Die Lillian, Die" chant please.
Looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin is at it again. If he doesn't get his way.......throw a temper tantrum, piss and moan, wet yourself and go home! Austin has done it again. Vince....he is just not needed. He doesn't wrestle and isn't gonna draw for you. Spend more time developing talents like a Christian and maybe they wont quit on your company. They have spent valuable air time, including more than 30 mins at Homecoming to Austin to have this entire match fall apart the night before. Austin.....YOU SUCK!!! If I never see you on WWE tv....I could care less. I really hope you dont come back and stick to drinking in your pickup, you dumb redneck! Austin you ruined the best match at Homecoming......because you had to drink a case of beer and stun all the McMahons for the billionth time, hopping in your time machine and heading back to 1998. Congrats!
Halloween Horrors is almost an official disaster! Scheduled to be released on last Sunday.....here it is Tuesday and nothing. UGH! Valor's Administration is starting to draw comparisons to the United States Administration.
Everyone needs to check out the Valor General Discussion Board.....great video of Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire's love child!!! Guaranteed to make you scratch your head. You guys know the drill. Reply if you dare. And remember folks.........
............"If You Want Some, Come Get Some. If You Don't Like Me, Smite Me."
Jay Ryan
If Christian does end up leaving the E......TNA is a perfect fit for him. Yes, its a hell of a lot less money, but quality of life would be greater. Christian lives in the Tampa area, meaning he is in driving distance of Orlando. Which means, he would only have to wrestle about 3-4 times a month and not be on the road. Again, for a lot less money, but personally knowing Christian.....I know he hasn't spent all his money and has done very well in saving it and investing it very wisely. So money may not play that big of a motivating factor. Christian also has some very, very close friends in Rhyno and Scott D'Amore in TNA. Not to mention some good buddies in The Dudleys and Jeff Hardy.
This would payoff HUGE for TNA. TNA is struggling with a major babyface to push against Jarrett. Christian has the mic. skills to play that role. He would be a perfect addition to the roster. Christian comes in and immediately Scott D'Amore thinks he will be joining Team Canada. TNA can even tease Christian being on their side/Jarrett's side. Then Christian turns the tables on them all, turns on Team Canada and announces his bid against Jarrett. Jarrett begins to stack the deck against him, requiring Christian to beat a major player like Abyss or Monty Brown to get his shot. Christian does so with the help of The Dudleys and its Christian getting the title match. Nice build in drama, the swerve and a believable babyface. Christian takes the title from Jarrett and now we have Christian and The Dudleys holding the World Gold. The heels become the new pursuers. This is what I have been clamoring for!!! TNA needs a big name babyface that can work the stick. Christian is their "problem solver."
Moving onto RAW tonight. Can you say abysmal?! The show was awful! Anything that prominently features Coach is a bad show. We saw the return of a few legends, including Vader. WHOAH!! Did Vader ever pack on the pounds. Last time in the WWE, Vader was around 425-450. That boy is over 500 right now and he is just sagging all over the place. Vader has bigger tits than the divas this evening. Vader also had some trouble getting out of the ring. WHOOPS!
Speaking of the divas....Ashley and Candice certainly stole the show in their outfits tonight. I love the dark highlights on Ashley and I was glad to see Candice straighten her hair out. It was also nice to see Torrie Wilson not on RAW........hopefully Billy Kidman was getting that girl a nice greasy cheesburger or something. She is just fading away.
Todd Grisham was hilarious. Grisham is now the man! Enough said.
Mickie James gimmick is awful. Alexis Laree would have been just fine by me.
Kane/Big Show vs Heart Throbs was a waste of time. And waste of decent up and coming talent.
Speaking of a waste of time......why does WWE continue to portray Bob Holly as a major player?! HELLO!!! This guy once wore neon green and was called Sparky Plug.
Lillian Garcia has to be the biggest $lu+ on RAW!! Look at the way she dresses week in and week out. Yet she won't do bikini shoots or lingerie shoots?! What a snob?! You know she had to screw someone to push The Fink out of his regular announcing duties. Besides, she aint that great to look at and she doesnt have that great of a voice. Someone start a "Die Lillian, Die" chant please.
Looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin is at it again. If he doesn't get his way.......throw a temper tantrum, piss and moan, wet yourself and go home! Austin has done it again. Vince....he is just not needed. He doesn't wrestle and isn't gonna draw for you. Spend more time developing talents like a Christian and maybe they wont quit on your company. They have spent valuable air time, including more than 30 mins at Homecoming to Austin to have this entire match fall apart the night before. Austin.....YOU SUCK!!! If I never see you on WWE tv....I could care less. I really hope you dont come back and stick to drinking in your pickup, you dumb redneck! Austin you ruined the best match at Homecoming......because you had to drink a case of beer and stun all the McMahons for the billionth time, hopping in your time machine and heading back to 1998. Congrats!
Halloween Horrors is almost an official disaster! Scheduled to be released on last Sunday.....here it is Tuesday and nothing. UGH! Valor's Administration is starting to draw comparisons to the United States Administration.
Everyone needs to check out the Valor General Discussion Board.....great video of Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire's love child!!! Guaranteed to make you scratch your head. You guys know the drill. Reply if you dare. And remember folks.........
............"If You Want Some, Come Get Some. If You Don't Like Me, Smite Me."
Jay Ryan
i disagree with almost every thing you said there except where you said Christian would be a great addition to TNA and other then that... meh i simply feel it would only make me angry to re-read 