Post by Hardcastle on Dec 14, 2005 0:54:24 GMT -5
Tuesday December 13, 2005
Bell Time: 9pm EST
From Black River Coliseum In Poplar Bluff, Missouri
<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>
Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.
<An image of Shane Quickenbosh delivering a Tope Con Hilo to Will Dinero from Valor Before Glory is shown.>
Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.
<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, The Creeper and Immune fades in and then out. An image of Ron Tibbs, Shane Quickenbosh, Will Dinero, Havok and Ethan Toxic fades in and out. >
Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values.
<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>
Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.
<An image of Ethan Toxic and his clowns heading to the ring is shown.>
Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.
<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>
Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.
<A reel of images begin flashing on the screen. An image of Havok with his hand raised. An image of Will Dinero looking into the sky. An image of Juba attacking Immune. Finally and image of Immune holding the NA Title up in the air. An image of Eric Hardcastle returning and attacking The Impact Players is shown.>
Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.
<An image of Zmaster with his gloved hand reaching into towards the TV screen is shown.>
<The screen fades to the entrance ramp with pyros begin to explode. The new Sunday Night Slam theme song, "Helena" by My Chemical Romance explodes into the arena. The fans spring to their feet, as pyros explode all around. They begin to cheer really loud, as the camera moves to ringside where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated at ringside.>
K: Welcome everybody to Poplar Bluff Missouri!!!! Welcome to Black River Colisuem!!!! Welcome to............
M:..........welcome to I dont know where the hell we are.
K: Mean Mike, we are in Missouri.
M: I realize that. But where the hell is Poplar Bluff?! I bought a map earlier today and this place isnt even listed on it.
K: Folks, please ignore Uncle Mike here and pay more attention to all the exciting action we have in store for you. 4 awesome matches are on tap for this evening. We got a double debut. We got another debut vs. a newcomer and much much more.
M: Oh yeah! Magnificent Bryan Stinberg will make his Valor debut.
K: But it wont be an easy task. Hank Williams, The Loverboy stands in his way.
M: The Loverboy?! 5 to 1 says The Loverboy is a fudge packer.
K: A what?!?!?
M: Butt pirate.
K: HEY NOW!!!
M: I dont mean to offend all the pirates here in Poplar Bluff Missouri. But look at him.
K: I'm not even gonna comment on it. One's personal life or sexual orientation really has nothing to do with professional wrestling.
M: So you have no problem rooming with him on the road?
K: Uhhh.....well.....ummmm....we have an exciting main event in store for you as well!
M: HA!
K: 6 man action, as the team of Zmaster, Shane Quickenbosh and Pohatu take on Immune, Will Dinero and Ron Tibbs.
M: You have got to be kidding me?! The monsterous power of Immune. The ring presence of Will Dinero. And the intensity of Da Man!!! Zmaster, Quick and Pohatu will come out to Vince McMahon's theme song.
K: What?!
M: NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! HA! HA! HA!
K: We'll just have to see about that. Steve Bond is ringside and is ready for the intro to our first match. Take it away Steve!!!
<In the ring>
SB: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first from San Antonio Texas. He weighs in at 200lbs..........................."The Loverboy" Hank Williams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<“The stage lights flicker and the fans come to their feet. The song Stand Up from Trapt is heard all over the arena. Pyroshit the stage and through the smoke comes Hank “Loverboy” Williams. He walks down the ramp smacking the hands of the fans holding out their hands. He runs to the ring and slides in head first. Runs to the turnbuckle and kisses his index finger and holds it up in the air asthe fans go crazy.”>
SB: And his opponent. Making his Valor debut and hailing from New Orleans, Louisiana. He weighs 225lbs........................"Magnificent" Bryan Stinberg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<The camera than shows the arena where we see millions and millions of fans cheering on as they await a great show tonight when all of a sudden the lights go out throughout the arena as "Smells Like Teen Sprit" by Nirvana hits over the PA system. The fans begin tor ise to their feet as the women cheer him on and the men boo at the arrival of Superstar "The Magnificent" Bryan Stinberg. The fans stare up at the Titon Tron where we see a picture display on there. Allof a sudden the words I AM are heard over the PA system as Gold confetti blows up as Stinberg walks out from behind the curtains and the women scream and cheer as the men once again boo and a cocky grinappears on his face as he taunts the fans by lifting his guitar up into the air. Bryan than makes his way down to the ring where he slides inand he jumps up on one of the turnbuckles and he taunts the crowd oncemore with his guitar. Bryan than hops off and hands the ref his guitar and he checks the ropes as he waits for his opponent.>
K: Stinberg and Williams. This is gonna be a good one.
M: Did you see that entrance by The Magnificent one?