Sunday Night Slam Results 9/11/05

[Hardcastle]

Sunday September 11, 2005

Bell Time: 9pm EST

From Timmons Arena in Greensville, South Carolina

<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>

Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.

<An image of Saku rolling up The Sin City Saint And Hooking The Trunks To Advance To The Finals Is Shown.>

Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.

<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, Chad West and Immune fades in and then out. An image of The Sin City Saint, Saku, Ron Tibbs, Voodoo, PJ Money and Justin Tyme, fades in and out. >

Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values..

<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>

Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.

<An image of The Sin City Saint diving through the ropes onto Saku.>

Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.

<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>

Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.

<An image of the Valor Tron is seen and the camera pans over a filled arena.>

Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.

<An image of Immune exploding into fury following his attack on Saku is shown.>

<The screen fades to black. Suddenly, pyros explode all over the stage, the Sunday Night Slam theme song plays "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin and the camera cuts to ringside, where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated.>

K: Welcome everybody to Timmons Arena in Greensville South Carolina!!! Welcome To Cock Country USA!!!! Welcome to Sunday Night Slam!! I'll be your host, Kevin Olberman. And alongside me, as always, my tag team partner Mean Mike Patrick.

M: Cock country?

K: Yes. Cock country! This is the home of the Game Cocks! Coached by former Washington Redskins coach, Steve Spurrier.

M: Uhh....he said cock.

K: Thank you Beavis!

M: I bet you cock gets censored.

K: I bet you it doesn't. I wasn't talking about cock as in....well, you know. I was talking about cock as in game cock.

M: But then it would have to be your cock.

K: No Tommy Boy impressions.

M: Ohh...Richard, hold me!

K: I'm gonna be sick. Onto more important issues. Tonight, we get to see the debut of one of the best junior weights on the planet, Shane Quickenbosh.

M: Who the hell is that?

K: Quickenbosh is a multi year pro, extensive tours through the Orient and Europe.

M: Well, he is going to get a rude awakening here tonight in the states. This aint no fancy pants Euro. This is the good ol's US of A. Its cock country. Heh...heh...I said cock.

K: Now its just not funny. Tonight is also an important night because we have 2 very important matches. In the first, we are going to crown a new North American Champion. Due to the injury sustained by Chad West, he was forced to vacate the North American Title. Tonight, 3 men will vie for the gold. The Creeper, Sane and Jayson Ray.

M: Does anyone actually believe that Sane or Ray actually have a chance at this belt?

K: Well, I believe they have a chance. Although, slim and none come to mind. Creeper has been so impressive in his matches thus far in Valor. Its only going to be short amount of time before he is wearing gold.

M: Yeah.....try about 20 minutes.

K: And then the big one. Our main event pits two of the best in Valor. Zmaster and The Sin City Saint. Zmaster is in a must win position. He must win in order to get a title match against Brandon Bailey at Valor Before Glory.

M: Guess he wont be getting that title match. Cuz, The Impact Players have a plan.

K: Don't rule it out. Zmaster will have backup tonight, in the form of Immune.

M: And Saint will have Bailey, the World Champ! And he will have Ron Tibbs for some added insurance.

K: Don't forget that Eric Hardcastle is the special guest referee.

M: You know Olberman, that is the biggest bunch of BS. Steven Lynch is such the Zmaster mark, he wanted to stack the cards against Hardcastle. And there is Hardcastle....always hogging the spotlight. Just cant let a main event go by without him being involved in it.

K: Stop it!

M: You stop it!

K: No you.

M: You first.

K: Oh my God! Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, in case you have not noticed, Steven Lynch has beefed up security tonight. As many of you know, Valor's website was hacked this week by Michael Kyzer, otherwise known as "Your Stoned Messiah". In the aftermath, heated words have been exchanged between President Lynch and Kyzer. Lynch has doubled up security in order to prevent another terroristic like attack by Kyzer.

M: Terroristic? Don't you think that is kind of strong?

K: I thought it was pretty metaphoric.

M: I don't see Kyzer riding in on a camel and wearing a towel around his head, humping the camel for all its worth.

K: That is pretty racist. To our Arabic/Muslim fans, please ignore the views of Mean Mike Patrick.

M: Yeah....to all the cam<The following content has been edited by Valor Productions.>

K: And you think that won't get censored?

M: No way!

K: So security is hightened here tonight. In fact, all fans have been checked. All doors are locked. No way in and no way out. If you look into the crowd, you will see that security is posted in every section. If Kyzer shows his face, security will be there to nab him. This time.....we will get him and finish him once and for all.

M: I dont think he will even try and show though. Look at the amount of security guards. Yellow shirts all over the place.

K: Good point. Lets get down to the ring. Steve Bond is there with Rodney Paine and Thunder.

M: Who let Rodney Paine back in Valor?

K: Stop it!

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen. The opening contest here tonight is scheudled for one fall. Introducing firs..............

<Thunder grabs the mic.>

TH: Rodney Paine......you're a chump. And tonight....I am gonna prove it.

<Rodney Pain grabs the mic. He pauses for a moment and then clobbers Thunder with the mic. over the head.>

K: Ring the bell says Jeff Bausman!!! Here we go. Paine with straight right hands. Irish whip......big clothesline by Paine and another and another. Thunder getting thundered!

M: Rodney Paine is a joke. Come on Thudner.

K: Paine with Thunder spins him.........SPINEBUSTER!!! Now Paine is calling for The Canadian Maple Leaf. It wont take long and Thunder will have no choice but to tap out.

M: No way.

K: Paine goes to lock it in....Thunder with a kick to the head and another. Thunder is up and hits the ropes...........POWERSLAM!!!!! Paine catches Thunder and now...............CANADIAN MAPLE LEAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Hold on Thunder!

K: And he taps out. No choice, but to tap out and Paine is going to pickup the win! Incredible show by Rodn............

[Hardcastle]

<The lights in the arens go out and we hear the shrill laugh of the little girl in white. Hells Bells begins to play and the little girl steps onto the stage and points at the ring. Suddenly lightening strikes all four posts setting them on fire and we see that The Creeper is standing in the middle of the ring. As the fire goes out the lights slowly come on and the little girl is gone.>

K: OH MY GOD!!!

M: What is he doing here?

K: The Creeper is in the middle of the ring.....big boot to Rodney Paine. He has Thunder...................DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Now with Paine........DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: The Creeper has come out and destroyed both Paine and Thunder. Incredible. And The Creeper is standing in the ring, calling out Jayson Ray and Sane.

M: If I were these 2, I would not come out to the ring. I would run and hide.

K: The Creeper does not want to wait. He wants to get this one started, right here and right now.

M: Jayson Ray is going to agree. He has just come through the curtain.

K: Well, we have referee Jeff Bausman already out here. So, I....

M: SANE!!!!!!!!!!

K: Where did he come from?!

M: Underneath the ring???

K: He has a bucket of something there.

M: Here comes Ray.

K: The Creeper turns........SPLASH!!!!!!!!

M: Splash of what?

K: The bucket is empty. Creeper ducks and Sane dropkicks him right in the back of the head. The Creeper drops to one knee. Jayson Ray from the top rope........guillotine legdrop and it looks like Sane and Jayson Ray are working together.

M: Why?! Last week Ray clobbered Sane with a chair.

K: And this week, they are both trying to stop The Creeper. Both men double teaming The Creeper. Creeper back to both feet and shoves Sane into the corner. Creeper with a right to Sane. Ray jumps on the back of The Creeper. Creeper struggling.......using his massive power......GORRILA PRESS!!!!

M: OH MY!

K: Creeper drops Ray out of the ring...throat first onto the guard rail!!! Jayson Ray could have a broken tracheia.

M: He could be dead.

K: Sane comes out of the corner and hits the ropes.....The Creeper with a clothesline.......Sane up and.....Crucifixion.....blocked by Creeper.....SAMOAN SLAM!! There is another demonstration of the power of The Creeper.

M: Sane almost got knocked right out of his boots.

K: The Creeper with Sane now.....pushing him into the far corner. Works him over with a combo of rights and lefts and Sane is looking punished.

M: He is almost out on his feet.

K: This Creeper is just too damaging. Have we ever seen a man dominate this well in his first couple of matches?

M: I dont recall anyone.

K: Creeper grabs Sane by the throat and is choking him in the corner. Come on ref....that is a blatant choke there.

M: Bausman trying to get this broken up.

K: And The Creeper is stalking referee Jeff Bausman.

M: Sane is reaching into his boot.

K: What is going on here? Creeper comes back......WHAT THE HELL!?!?

M: He sprayed him.

K: Some sort of pepper spray and The Creeper is blinded. Sane climbing up to the top rope........MISSLE DROPKICK!! And Sane makes the quick cover.............



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.......................kickout by The Creeper.

M: Still too much power in the big man.

K: Sane hits the ropes.....baseball slide dropkick to the head of The Creeper. But The Creeper continues to slowly work his way back to his feet. A kick to the gut by Sane......rockerdropper. And he will try another cover.......




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.........................big kickout by The Creeper.

M: Can't keep a good creep down.

K: What do you have to do to this man to get him down and make him stay down?

M: Run him over with a bulldozer.

K: Perhaps. The Creeper getting to his feet now....Sane hits the ropes from the near side......clips the leg of The Creeper!! We saw Brandon Bailey employ this strategy against The Creeper and it seemed to work.

M: But Sane is no Bailey.

K: Sane with The Creeper down....spins and into a figure 4. Sane does not even try and wear the big man down. He will go right in for the kill.

M: The big man is too powerful.

K: Sane trying to tighten his grip, as The Creeper is extending for those ropes. Its a pretty short reach before he gets them. Creeper trying to inch over and he....he does!! Creeper has the ropes and the hold must be broken.

M: Sane does not look like he wants to break it.

K: Bausman counting...1....2....3.....4....5. Break the hold damn it!! Bausman yelling at Sane who finally breaks the hold. The ref could have DQed Sane. Sane back to his feet....dropping his knee onto the knee of The Creeper. The Creeper is a bit injured, but again working back to his feet.

M: Sane grabs the referee.

K: What is he doing with the ref?

M: BAM!!!!!!

K: Jayson Ray just used that chair and smashed it right into the knee of The Creeper. Sane now grabs The Creeper and slaps on the figure 4 again. He will try to pour on the pressue in order to put the big man down.

M: I can't believe Ray is even alive after the shot he took to the throat.

K: Jayson Ray climbing to the top rope...........FROGGY SPLASH!!!!! He makes the cover on The Creeper...........




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...............................broken up by Sane.

M: Turmoil now.

K: Ray is not happy and neither is Sane. Ray with a right and Sane fires one of his own. Ray with another and Sane with the receipt. Ray swings and Sane ducks. Kick to the gut by Sane.........DDT!!! Sane makes the cover............




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...........................shoulder comes up.

M: Close count.

K: Sane has Jayson Ray now. He is signaling for his INsane Drop. If he hooks this...its over. Sane with Ray..................INsane Drop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That has to be it. Sane with cover...........




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..........................CREEPER!!!

[Hardcastle]

M: Creeper grabs Sane.

K: With Sane..................up and CHOKESLAM!!!

M: And down goes Sane.

K: I thought Sane had Ray pinned. The Creeper grabs Sane............DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Creeper makes the cover..........





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M: CREEPER WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: And the little girl has the North American Title and she climbs into the ring.

M: That girl is spooky. She is scarrier than little Michelle from Full House.

K: She hands the title over to The Creeper, as The Creeper has won The North American Championship!! We have a new champion! History in the making.

M: Can anyone stop this force known as The Creeper in Valor?

K: That remains to be seen. But we do know that The Creeper will walk into Valor Before Glory as the North American Champion. Congratulations to The Creeper for becoming the New North American Champion!

M: Well, don't dare go into the ring and shake his hand.

K: I wasn't planning on it. What I was planning on doing was shooting on back to Gene Anderson, who is with Zmaster. Take it away Gene!

<Backstage>

GA: Thank you Kevin Olberman. My guest at this time is none other than "The Master of Execution" Zmaster.

<Zmaster steps into the camera's view.>

GA: Zmaster, tonight is the biggest match in your Valor tenure. What about it?

ZM: Gene, I have spent this entire week in almost utter solitude. I have trained. I have worked hard. I have meditated. I know what must be done.

GA: Your opponent, The Sin City Saint is hell bent on ending your career tonight. Any concerns?

ZM: Gene, you are always concerned when you step into the ring with a man as dangerous as The Sin City Saint. But part of my training process deals with tapes. And I watched our encounter from Summer Sizzler, through the gauntlet. And I saw mistakes I made. But I also saw mistakes HE made. Right now, my focus is on The Sin City Saint. And when the smoke clears, you are looking at the man who will walk into Valor Before Glory as the challenger. And the man who will walk OUT of Valor Before Glory as the CHAMPI.......

<Brandon Bailey walks into the screen and comes face to face with Zmaster.>

GA: Gentlemen, PLEASE!

<Neither man takes their eyes off the other>

GA: Kevin and Mike.....back to you!

<Screen fades back to ringside.>

K: This one is heating up already.

M: Well, The Assassin certainly was not happy with the boistrous claims of Zmaster.

K: Zmaster looks more focused than I have ever seen him. And his match against Saint is coming up later on. Right now, we want to take you to the ring for the in ring debut of a new star in Valor. Take it away Steve Bond!

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is schedueled for one fall and has a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, to my left................"Simply Amazing" Zuzzi!!!!!!!!!!

<The crowd is sitting on their hands>

SB: And his opponent. From West Mars, Pennsylvania. He weighs in at 197lbs............."Lightning Quick" Shane Quickenbosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<"Break It Down Again" softly plays. The crowd stands to their feet and begin to cheer. The music begins to grow louder, as the curtains open and "Lightning Quick" Shane Quickenbosh appears on the stage. He raises his arms up in the air and begins to bounce from side to side. He darts down the ramp and into the aisle. He points directly at the camera, as he walks down the aisle. He reaches his arms out, from side to side, slapping hands with the fans. He stops in the middle of the aisle and leans his back against the guard rail, as the fans embrace him. With a huge smile on his face, he points at the ring and leaps to the apron. He grabs the top rope and flips himself into the ring. He climbs to the middle rope and raises his arms to the crowd for another round of cheers.>

K: This crowd sure loves Quickenbosh!

[Hardcastle]

M: Look at how small this guy is. The Creeper would tear him in two in just a matter of moments.

K: Shane Quickenbosh is just one the new talents that has come to Valor, in order to improve the Junior Heavyweight Division. And of course, don't forget to compete in the Young Lion's Cup, coming in November.

M: I cant wait. 16 of the best, all around the world.

K: And I am sure Quickenbosh is going to be apart of that tournament.

M: Everyone wants to be in the YLC '05. But its by invite only.

K: Yes it is. Junior referee Ian Anile calls for the bell and this one is off. Both men lock up, center of the ring......quick arm drag take down by Quickenbosh. WOW!! That was just lighning quick, pardon the pun.

M: Ha. Ha. You are funny.

K: Thank you. They lock up again.....Quickenbosh with the dragon screw leg whip this time and down goes Zuzzi again. Zuzzi back up and he is frustrated by Shane. Very techically sound is Quickenbosh. They lock up again...........side headlock by Zuzzi. Quick backings Zuzzi against the ropes....Irish whip.....down goes Quick and Zuzzi comes off the far side and leaps over. Quick to his feet.....leap frog and under oes Zuzzi, the action picking up the pace.....Quick.........HIP TOSS!!!! Dropick by Quickenbosh and Zuzzi rolls to the outside.

M: Zuzzi needs to take a moment to himself.

K: A time out of sorts for Zuzzi. The count is on by the referee. Quickenbosh off the ropes.......INCOMING!! INCOMING!!! TOPE CON HILO!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HOLY SHI.......


K: THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!! And Quick lands on his feet...defying the laws of gravity.

M: Olberman, if he defyed the laws of gravity, Quickenbosh would be floating.

K: Quick tosses Zuzzi back into the ring. It has been all Quickenbosh in the early goings. Quick climbing to the top rope.....Zuzzi comes over and goes for a military press. He presses Quick back into the rin.....no, countered, tuck and roll by Quickenbosh!!! Quick back to his feet.........PALM STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!

M: Zuzzi just got leveled.

K: Quickebosh to the apron. He springs to the top rope.....Zuzzi turns.....HURRACAN.....CAUGHT!! Zuzzi....POWERBOMB!!!!

M: Oh how the tide has turned.

K: Zuzzi mounts Quickenbosh and drives the right hands to the face. Zuzzi to his feet....stomps on the head of Shane Quickenbosh. Zuzzi with Quick now....scoop up and a slam! Zuzzi drives the elbow and makes the cover........




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...........................kickout by Quickenbosh!

M: Close call.

K: Zuzzi with Quickenbosh now......Irish whippppp.....back spinning elbow by Quick!! Zuzzi is stunned and stumbles back. PALM STRIKE!!! Zuzzi tumbles into the corner........Quick now......a case of the windmill chops in the corner!!! Zuzzi comes out of the corner and face flops to the mat.

M: Oh no!

K: Quickenbosh calling for the end here. Quick up.............CHAIN LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!!

M: WOW!! Double jump arabian moonsault.

K: The cover with the leg hooked........




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M: Damn it!

K: "Lighning Quick" Shane Quickenbosh comes out victorious against Zuzzi is his debut with Valor!! What an impressive victory, as Quickenbosh celebrates to the sounds of Tear For Fears.

M: I hate this song.

<"Silver and Cold" by AFI starts and the lights go down low. A trail of green dollar bill signs lead from the entranceway to the ring. Two pyros blast gold confetti in the air and "The Money Man" jogs out with a stone face. He stands at the stage with a microphone in hand.>

WD: Shane Quickenbosh, I wanted to come out here and be the first to congratulate you on your big win tonight.

<Quick stands in the middle of the ring, listenign to Dinero.>

WD: Its no secret that you and I have known each other for the last few years. Its also no secret, that you are known as the 2nd best Juniorweight in all of the world today. So I figured that I would come out here and extend a challenge to you for Valor Before Glory. I, Will Dinero, challenges you, Shane Quickenbosh to a match to find out who is the best Juniorweight in the world.

<The crowd pops big, as Quickenbosh asks for a mic.>

WD: The people sound like they like it. What do you say, Shane?

SQ: Dinero, you and I HAVE known one another for quite sometime. And whether we were on opposite sides or on the same side, we always had great matches. So, if you want to find out who is the best Juniorweight at Valor Before Glory..........I ACCEPT!

<The crowd explodes into cheers, as a smile comes over the face of The Money Man. Dinero turns and leaves the stage, as Quickenbosh exits the ring.>

K: WOW!! Thats huge!! Quickenbosh and Dinero at Valor Before Glory!

M: I am so glad to see Will Dinero back in Valor. This is where he belongs.

K: After the merger, Dinero took some time off. But now he is back in Valor! And we get him and Quickenbosh at Valor Before Glory. Awesome! We are onto the main ev...........

M: Olberman.....LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: KYZER!!!! What the hell?!? He is propelling his way down from the ceiling and he grabs Steve Bond's microphone!!! Security is rushing to the ring, as Kyzer is ascending back up into the air.

M: Interesting move.

K: Steven Lynch is headed for the ring with a half dozen security guards.

M: Stupid guards are trying to pull Kyzer down. I didnt know humans could jump up in the air over 25 feet.

K: Lynch has a mic. Wait...Kyzer is speaking.

<Above the ring>

MK: Lynch, you piece of shit! Everytime you think you have all the answers.....I keep changing the question.

SL: Kyzer, this is MY company and I'll be damned if I am going to let some drugged out hotshot like yourself come here and try and make a fool out of me.

MK: You were a fool, long before I made one out of you.

SL: That's it Kyzer! That's it!! I have had it with you. You ruin my website this week. You spat on me last week. And this week, you have come out and once again terrorized my show.

MK: I want revenge, Lynch! You treated me like crap. You humiliated me. So in turn, I did the same to you. Now, I am back for revenge.

SL: Revenge?

MK: Thats right. I am challenging anyone on Valor's roster. Anyone I challenge for a match at Valor Before Glory!

SL: A match?! HA! HA! You aren't even under contract. What makes you think that I am going to let you enter a Valor ring?

MK: Cuz I have something you want.

SL: Whats that?

MK: CONTROL!! If I win, I get my contract back at Valor Before Glory. If I lose.........then I WILL NEVER SHOW MY FACE AT VALOR TV AGAIN!

SL: No dice. I'm not taking a chance that a Valor star has a bad night an..........

[Hardcastle]

<Headstrong from Trapt is heard all over the arena as Immune pops out of the curtain and walks through the smoke walking from side to side on the stage bringing up the fans spirit, then runs to the ring and slides in as a pyro goes off. Immune grabs the mic. from Steven Lynch.>

IM: Michael Kyzer, I have had enough of your crap! You have done nothing but talk and talk. I'm out here to accept your challenge and shut your mouth permanently!

<Crowd cheers>

MK: HA! HA! And I thought I would get one of the real stars of Valor to come out and accept the challenge. This will be easier than I thought.

IM: At Valor Before Glory, I am going to defend the honor of Valor Wrestling Alliance. And shut your mouth ....once and for all!

<Kyzer ascends to the rafters, laughing wickedly all the way to the top.>

K: WOW!! Kyzer and Immune and Valor Before Glory!!!

M: That is going to be one awesome match.

K: I think so. We are going to sort through all this, but when we come back......Zmaster and The Sin City Saint!

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Congratulations to The Notre Dame Fightn' Irish
For Their Upset Win Over The Michigan Wolverines!!

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K: We are back!

M: Yes we are.

K: Thank you for confirming that.

M: Your welcome.

K: So Valor Before Glory is really shaping up.

M: Kyzer and Immune.

K: Yes and I was just informed that Eric Hardcastle will face off in a rematch against Ron Tibbs in a Falls Count Anywhere Match.

M: Are you serious?!

K: Yes.

M: Pretty boy Hardcastle is a deadman.

K: And the main event will feature Zmaster and Brandon Bailey. If Zmaster wins......he gets a shot at The World Title. But whatever the case, Zmaster will face off against Brandon Bailey.

M: And Dinero/Quickenbosh.

K: Yes, that match could be the show stealer.

M: I am real interested in it.

K: Steve Bond is down at the ring with "The Show" Eric Hardcastle, who is the special guest referee this evening.

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the final contest is your main event. If Zmaster wins, he will receive a World Title match against Brandon Bailey at Valor Before Glory. Introducing first.......from Parts Unknown.............weighing in at 305lbs..............ZMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights go out. Lots of fire begins to form on the screen for the entrance. Explosion hits the air and the ramp catches fire and forms a square. A man begins to rise up there and it's ZMaster with Step Up playing and Immune following him down. The crowd begins to cheer and then starts walking down the ramp with a serious look. He looks at the cheering crowd and then goes to the ring. He enters the ring and raises his arms in the air forming an x and drops them down violently and causes an explosion on all 4 corners of the ring.>

K: And incredible response by this capacity crowd for Zmaster and Immune.

M: Shut the humanoids up!

SB: And his opponent. He is from Sin City, Nevada. He weighs in at 225lbs.......................THE SIN CITY SAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights in the arena dim down. Miseri Cantare by AFI plays and The Sin City Saint, with Brandon Bailey, appears on the entrance ramp. Strobe lights flash all around him. He slowly walks down the aisle and to the ring. He climbs on the apron and is poised on one knee. He over looks the crowd, then enters the ring. He takes off his ring jacket and leans back in the corner. The lights come back to full brightness in the arena.>

[Hardcastle]

K: And this crowd letting The Impact Players know what they think of them.

M: This crowd can't win matches.

K: Hardcastle explaining the rules to both men, as they come to the center of the ring. Hardcastle stepping back and he calls for the bell. Here we go!

M: Come on Saint!

K: Both men come face to face, like a couple of bulls....head to head. Neither man wanting to give an inch. Saint paint brushes Zmaster!

M: Oooohhhh.

K: Zmaster......uppercut and Saint stumbles back and another uppercut by Zmaster. Z with the Irish whip..........reversed by Saint and Z hits the ropes.....clothesline, ducked by Zmaster and Saint turns and Zmaster grabs him by the throat.

M: Oh no!

K: Saint going up for the ride......up and a thumb to the eye. Saint gets loose. Saint with a dropkick and Zmaster stumbles against the ropes. Saint with a clothesline and out to the floor goes Zmaster.

M: There ya go.

K: Saint shoving Hardcastle out of the way and with a head of steam............SUICIDE DIVE!!!!!!!!!! To the floor goes The Sin City Saint, as Zmaster smashes into the safety rail. Saint dives back into the ring to break the count. He rolls back out and onto the apron. Zmaster getting up and Saint leaps....clothesline from the apron and to the floor.

M: Yeah!

K: Saint now with Zmaster.....smashing him across the guard rail....and now with the Irish whip...........INTO THE STAIRS!!!!!!!!

M: I love the aggression by The Sin City Saint!

K: Hardcastle leaps to the floor and he is having a conversation with Saint.

M: Get off the power trip, Hardcastle.

K: Saint backs up.........running knee to the head of Zmaster and smashes Z's head right into the steel stairs!! Ouch!!!

M: The Sin City Saint is on fire this evening.

K: It has been almost all Sin City Saint tonight. He grabs Zmaster and tosses him into the ring. Hardcastle rolls back in and Saint follows. Saint into the ring and he has Zmaster.....THE CRAP OUT!! He makes the cover...........



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M: Slow count. Damn that Hardcastle!

K: Immune trying to get this crowd to get back into it to bring Zmaster back. Saint with Zmaster....Irish whi...reversed by Zmaster and Saint hits the corner..........Zmaster charges and Saint goes up and over and.......sunset flip into a pin...........




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M: Another slow count.

K: Stop it! These counts are deadon. And Saint is complaining about the count.

M: See!!

K: Saint now with Zmaster with a forearm shiver. He picksup Zmaster......HOT SHOT!!!! And Zmaster not looking so good here.

M: I told ya!

K: Perhaps, Zmaster was loooking past The Sin City Saint. Saint from the second rope........drives the knee to the head and The champion, Brandon Bailey claps.

M: So do I.

K: Saint makes the cover..........


......1





..........2







.......................shoulder comes up.

M: Saint not happy about that count.

K: He gets in the face of Eric Hardcastle. Hardcastle and Saint having words. Saint shoves Hardcastle and Hardcastle answers with a shove of his own and down goes Saint, as Zmaster rolls him up..........




.......1






...........2






.............................kickout!!!

M: You can't do that Hardcastle!!

K: Saint up and kicks Zmaster in the head. Now he has Zmaster. He whips Z into the far corner and charges..........BIG BOOT BY ZMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Saint stumbles back and Z comes out with a big clothesline taking The Sin City Saint down!

M; NO!!

K: The tide is turning here. Zmaster grabs The Sin City Saint..........sidewalk slam!! Zmaster up and hits the ropes.......drops the big leg!!! Zmaster has the momentum and he is stalking The Sin City Saint. He is setting Saint up for the chokeslam. Saint getting up and Zmaster goes t........WAIT!! Bailey has Zmaster by the leg!!

M: Ah ha!

K: Zmaster turns his attention to Bailey and Saint comes from behind and drives the knee to the back of Zmaster. Saint grabs Zmaster..........DDT!!!!! Immune is not happy and he is going after Bailey.

M: Stop him Hardcastle!

K: The Show steps outside and tries to restrain Immune. Hardcastle needs to keep control of this match before it gets too ugly. Bailey rolls into the ring.

M: Nail him!!!

K: Bailey clobbers Zmaster in the head with the championship belt. I cannot believe this. Bailey exits the ring. Saint makes the cover and Hardcastle sees it. Hardcastle dives into the ring to make the count..............



......1








................2









...................................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hardcastle]

M: YES!!!!!!!!!!

K: NO!!!! Zmaster gets the shoulder up and Hardcastle says a 2 count only.

M: What?! Olberman, I hate when you do that.

K: So close. Bailey is upset. Saint is setting up for Saint's Honor. He thinks he has Zmaster beaten down enough. Saint has Zmaster....Zmaster breaks out and clobbers Saint with a right and another and another. Zmaster coming back with a fury. He sends Saint for the ride..........FLYING CLOTHESLINE by ZMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Oh no!! Bailey, do something!

K: Zmaster to his feet and Saint is up and turns.......CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOO!!!

K: Now its Zmaster is calling for the end. He is calling for The Death Sentence. Can you feel it, Mean Mike? Zmaster is going to Valor Before Glory!

M: Damn it!

K: Zmaster with the kick to the gut........

M: DA MAN!!!!!!!!!

K: Ron Tibbs has come out and he has hit the ring. Immune comes over and he grabs Tibbs....pulling him off the apron. Bailey is in the ring and he has a chair. Hardcastle has his back turned.

M: Nail him!!!

K: Zmaster turns and Saint pops up and grabs Zmaster. Bailey swings............ZMASTER DUCKS............WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOO!!!! Damn it!!!

K: Bailey misses Zmaster and accidentally clobbers The Sin City Saint! Here comes Immune......Immune grabs Bailey and yanks him out of the ring. Zmaster grabs Saint.............DEATH SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He makes the cover..............



.......1





............2







..............................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: Its over. Zmaster has done it. Zmaster has defeated The Sin City Saint and he will get his Title match at Valor Before Glo..........

M: KYZER FROM THE ROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: Kyzer lowers himself from the roof and grabs Immune and is pulling Immune......................UP TO THE SKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kyzer has abducted Immune. Bailey rolls into the ring and nails Zmaster from behind. Down goes Zmaster and Hardcastle grabs Bailey........right hand and another right hand. Hardcastle with the Irish whip.................SHOWSTOP.........REALITY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: Tibbs nails The Reality Check. Zmaster back to his feet and Bailey and Zmaster are fighting it out. Tibbs tosses Hardcastle to the floor. Tibbs and Hardcastle are brawling into the crowd. This whole place has broken down. Bailey and Zmaster are duking it out in the ring. Tibbs and Hardcastle are in the crowd. And Kyzer has abducted Immune. This place is going crazy and we are out of time. For Mean Mike Patrick, I'm Kevin Olberman saying good night from Greensville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quickenbosh]

Hardcastle, excellent job on this card. I enjoy the banter between Olberman and Patrick. And I look forward to going to battle with Dinero once again. Congrats to the The Creeper for winning the NA Title. I enjoyed his roleplays.

[The eXtremist]

I win, but get my ass kicked by Creeper soon after. Oh, this means war Creeper. Your North American Title is mine! Otherwise, good showing of Slam HC.

[Valor CEO]

ABDUCTED?! that was a really awesome twist to the story, but why the hell is it with that fuckhead Kyzer. It is going to be hard as fuck to rp against a dickhead like him, but my rp will be very emotional to the true feelings I feel toward that asshole, how did he get a match in our fed when he was fired? How does he even insert the boards or website period for that matter!?! I am so confused, all and all though this was a really good card.

Immune

[ZMaster]

Let's blame Gene Snitsky. It's always his fault. Heh, I liked that "Master of Execution" part in the name, perfect touch. Nice job on the show. Bailey, it's going to be fun working with ya at Valor Before Glory, I look forward to it.

[edgeisgodofwwe]

What the fuck. It says the deadline is tonight at 9. This is so unfair...I'm in the middle of posting my RP now!!!


WTF!?

[Hardcastle]

edgeisgodofwwe said:

What the f**k. It says the deadline is tonight at 9. This is so unfair...I'm in the middle of posting my RP now!!!


WTF!?

The deadline does not say Sunday at 9pm. It says Saturday at 5pm.

[edgeisgodofwwe]

uhhh...

Sunday September 11, 2005
Bell Time: 9pm EST
From Timmons Arena in Greensville, South Carolina

yes it does

[Hardcastle]

edgeisgodofwwe said:

uhhh...

Sunday September 11, 2005
Bell Time: 9pm EST
From Timmons Arena in Greensville, South Carolina

yes it does

Uhhh....thats not the rp deadline. Hell, even the flasher on the main page states the rp deadline was extended to Noon today.

The information for Slam is where it takes place and what time the bell sounds for the first match.