Post by Hardcastle on Oct 2, 2005 17:06:13 GMT -5
Sunday October 2, 2005
Bell Time: 9pm EST
From The Broome County Arena in Binghamton, NY
<Highlights from Valor Before Glory are shown. Each clip showing who won which match is shown, concluding with the shocking turn of events concerning Immune and Zmaster.>
<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>
Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.
<An image of Shane Quickenbosh delivering a Tope Con Hilo to Will Dinero from Valor Before Glory is shown.>
Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.
<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, Chad West and Immune fades in and then out. An image of The Sin City Saint, Saku, Ron Tibbs, Shane Quickenbosh, Will Dinero and The Creeper fades in and out. >
Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values.
<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>
Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.
<An image of The Sin City Saint diving through the ropes onto Saku.>
Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.
<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>
Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.
<A reel of images begin flashing on the screen. An image of Saku with his hand raised. An image of Will Dinero looking into the sky. An image of Juba attacking Immune. Finally and image of The Creeper holding the NA Title up in the air.>
Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.
<An image of Immune exploding into fury following his attack on Saku is shown.>
<The screen fades to black. Suddenly, pyros explode all over the stage, the Sunday Night Slam theme song plays "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin and the camera cuts to ringside, where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated.>
K: Welcome everybody to The Broome County Arena in Binghamton, New York!!!! Welcome to the East Side!!! Welcome to Sunday Night Slam!!! I'll be your host, Kevin Olberman and alongside me is my tag team partner.....Mean Mike Patrick.
<Patrick is seen wearing a red bandanna, covering his mouth like some sort of thug. He flashes 3 fingers on each hand to the camera.>
M: West Siiiiddddeeee in da house. Fo shizzle, nizzle.
K: Huh?
M: You'd ben OWNED! Ah ha!
K: Why do you have a hanky wrapped around your face?
M: Cuz I'msa gangsta from the West Siiiiddddeeee!
K: You're from Dillsburg, Pa.....home of the World's Largest Pickle.
M: Shhh!! I told you not to tell anyone.
<Mean Mike takes his bandanna off his face.>
K: Anyway. Tonight, we are loaded with action. We have 2 HUGE Junior Heavyweight Tag Team matches. We ha....
M: Olberman....I just got this message that we are cutting to the dressing room area. Brittney Bailey is back!
K: WHAT?! Let's take a look.
<Screen fades to the dressing room area. Standing outside the dressing room door is Eric Hardcastle. His look ever changing, as his hair is growing darker and longer. His face is unshaven and his eyes are piercing. He leans against the doorway talking to Brittney. The discussion looks pretty animated. Eric hands Brittney a teddy bear with a balloon attached to it. She frowns. Brittney's appearance is changing as well. Her hair is going back to her natural blonde.>
BB: Eric....what are you doing? I told you....its over. Why can't you just stop?
<Eric shakes his head.>
EH: I don't believe it.
<Brittney sighs.>
EH: Tell me you don't love me. Tell me you don't love me......and I'll walk away for good.
<Brittney rolls her eyes and looks up into Eric's.>
BB: I.....I...I do.........
<The sound of a popping balloon is heard, as Brandon Bailey walks up behind Brittney, stabbing the balloon with a pocket knife. He puts his arm around his sister and chews his gum, arrogantly.>
Brandon: Piss off, small fry. In case you didn't hear the lady......she ain't interested.
<An intense amount of anger flows to Eric's face, as he stares intently at Brandon.>
Brandon: Puff that chest out. Get angry. Do whatever you want.....just don't do it around Brittney, no more.
<Eric looks down at Brittney, who quickly darts back behind the door, sobbing. Eric looks back at Brandon.>
EH: This isn't over. Not by a longshot.
Brandon: Buh-bye!
<Brandon slams the door in Eric's face. Eric's balled up fists become unballed, as he turns to walk away. The door opens again. Eric turns and watches as Brandon rips the head off the teddy bear, tossing the pieces out into the hallway. He slams the door shut again, as Eric looks down at the destroyed stuffed animal. The screen fades back to ringside.>
K: So sad.
M: HA! HA! HA! HA!
K: What are you laughing about?!
M: Did you see the look on Hardcastle's face?! HA! HA! A balloon.....$.50 cents. A 12 inch stuffed animal $9.99. The look on Eric Hardcastle's face........PRICELESS!!!!!!!!! HA! HA! HA!
K: You are a sick, sick, sick little man.
M: Come on Olberman. You can't tell me that wasn't hilarious.
K: How is that funny? That is a man's life. His entire world has been turned upside down.
M: Oh well. I hate that bastard anyway. Speaking of hate......I'm suprise to see you all mellow this week. Especially after what happened last week.
K: You mean because of what Immune did to Zmaster.
M: Yup.
K: Folks, in case you missed it. A shocking and I mean shocking turn of events took place this past Sunday. In the main event World Title match, it looked as though Zmaster was just moments away from achieving his dream of becoming the Valor World Heavyweight Champion, when some of Bailey's goons attacked. Zmaster stayed on control and Immune seemingly came to Z's rescue. But that was not the case. In fact, Immune attacked Zmaster from behind and helped Brandon Bailey retain the World Title in controversial fashion.
M: And then...
K: And then?
M: And then you had a melt down and decided to confront Immune and he pie faced you to the mat. That was great!
K: What is with you this week? Hardcastle's life is spinning upside down. Zmaster's dream was shattered, not to mention the loss of a close friend.
M: Boo hoo. Lets have a pity party. Face it Olberman...the cream rises to the top. And that cream is.....The Impact Players.
K: Well....that cream just might get melted. Because on October 30th, 2005......on Devil's Night....Valor's Annual Tradition continues........THE CAGE OF HORRORS!
M: WHAT?! NO WAY!
K: Yes. President Steven Lynch made the announcement earlier this week. At Halloween Horrors, October 30th 2005......it is going to be a 5 on 5, team on team, battle in the main event in The Cage Of Horrors.
M: Who's in it?
K: The participants have not been announced. But what we can tell you is that one team will be captained by The World Heavyweight Champion Brandon Bailey and the other by..............ZMASTER!!!
M: ZMASTER?! WHY?! Bailey already beat him. Bailey should not be confined in between mesh steel with a psychotic 7 foot monster!
K: Well...he will be. And Brandon Bailey is in deep trouble. But enought about the future. Lets get back to the present. As I was saying earlier, 2 big Junior Heavyweight Tag Team matches are on deck, as well as #1 contender's match for the NA Title and a NA Title defense against Immune.
M: Can you smell it, Olberman?
K: Did you fart again? You and that damn chilli.
M: No! I'm talking about sniffing the scent of a title change. Go ahead....take a deep breath.
<Olberman takes a deep breath and begins to cough.>
K: Damn it, Mean Mike!!!
<Olberman waves his hand in his face.>
M: Now I farted! HA! HA! HA!
K: You are such the riot tonight. Steve Bond.....take it away.