Post by Hardcastle on Jul 17, 2005 21:22:28 GMT -5
Sunday July 17, 2005
Bell Time: 9pm EST
From The Indianapolis Convention Center In Indianapolis, Indiana
<The screen opens with the Ring Of Integrity logo. The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from ROI begin to reel through.>
Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.
<An image of Saku pinning Fa Shot On Overload Is Shown.>
Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.
<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster and Immune fades in and then out. An image of The Sin City Saint, Saku, and Cardinal, fades in and out. Another image, this one of ATM, Fa Sho, PJ Money, Yukio Blaze and Ganandor fades in and then out.>
Voice: Integrity Will Be Upheld.
<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>
Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.
<An image of Cardinal's 187 Over The Rope Is Shown.>
Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.
<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>
Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.
<An image of the ROI Tron is seen and the camera pans over a filled arena.>
Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.
<An image of Immune exploding into fury following Overload is shown.>
<The screen fades to black. Suddenly, pyros explode all over the stage, the Sunday Night Slam theme song plays "Time and Time Again" by Chronic Future and the camera cuts to ringside, where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated.>
K: Welcome everybody to The Indianapolis Convention Center in Indianapolis, Indiana!!!!!!!!! Welcome to Our New Home!!!! Welcome to Sunday Night Slam!!!! I'll be your host, Kevin Olberman and along side me, as always, is my tag team partner, Mean Mike Patrick.
M: Deja vu.
K: I guess it is.
M: Man....this set is big time, Olberman. Ring of Integrity. Now thats a cool name. Original too.
K: WHAT?! You dont think it sounds like Ring Of Honor?
M: Ring of what? Did someone copy ROI already? People just wont stop.
K: Nevermind. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a night of action in store for you. And when I say action....I mean action!! From top to bottom, this lineup is completely stacked. Some of the biggest names in the history of professional wrestling are here in ROI. Guys like......
M: Zmaster!
K: Yup. And Immune.
M: And the greatest tag team since Money Inc..........ATM.
K: ATM is big time right there. There is a tag team among tag teams. One of the best I have seen in a long time. While some of these guys we have never had the privledge of commentating for, you the fans are not new to them.
M: What about PJ Money? That guy has style.
K: Yes....PJ Money is here. But there are superstars here that Mean Mike and myself are very familiar with. For one there is Eri...........
M: ......ahem...Brandon Bailey...The Assassin.
K:.....yes. He is here. The Assassin Brandon Bailey is a part of Ring Of Intergrity. And also....
M:.....thats it. How about this lineup, huh, Olberman?!
K: Excuse me. But I am trying to mention another name on the list. Because The Sho...........
M: .........Fa Sho!! I forgot about him. That guy ha..........
K: I know what you're doing.
M: Who me?
K: Yes, you. What...you got a frog in your pocket?
M: No, but I am happy to see you. HA! HA! HA!
K: You sick FUC....
M: Now, now Olberman. This show is PG-13, 14, 18. No F bombs.
K: THE SHOW!!! Eric Hardcastle is also here.
<shaking his head.>
M: Had to say his name, didnt you? Hope you feel better. So, Olberman. How does it feel to be President and FIRST LADY of The Eric Hardcastle fan club?
K: Very funny. Enough with the trivia. We need to get to the ring for th......wait. I am being told that something is happening right outside of the arena. Lets goto our remote cameras.
<The camera switches to a view of the exit door. The door opens and in walks Eric Hardcastle. Hardcastle is dressed in a fine suit with his gear bag, draped over his shoulder. The crowd roars into cheers. ROI lead reporter, Gene Anderson begins walking towards Hardcastle with a microphone.>
K: There he is!! The man who will fac..........OH MY GOD!!!
M: IMMUNE!!!!!!!!
K: My God!! Immune and Hardcastle are getting it on right now!! Security is right there and is trying to seperate the two. All hell has broken loose on Slam, right off the bat!!!
M: Immune is a beast, Olberman. Look at this guy!
K: Oh...he's a hoss, no doubt. But this bent up rage is way out of line!! He is blaming his loss on the wrong guy. Security has them seperated and they are escorting Immune fr............SAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: I love this guy!
K: Saku and Immune continue the brawl now. And more security is showing up. We need these two seperated. Immune has a trash can......HE JUST THREW IT AT SAKU!!!
M: Poor Saku just got bashed in the head with it.
K: I think Immune just busted Saku up. I am seeing blood form on his forehead. What a way to get this evening started.
M: And more security guards are moving Immune towards his locker room.
K: Good thing too. Immune has lost it!! I mean totally lost it. Hardcastle, Saku. I dont know who he is more mad at.
M: Look at Saku. He is a bit dizzy and bleeding from the forehead.
K: Yes he is. Nothing to devestating, but certainly needs to be looked at by trainers. Where is Saku going now?
<Camera man begins to follow Saku. Saku walks down the hall and stops at the door marked Steven Lynch. Without knocking, Saku barges in and approaches, Mr. Lynch, who is seated behind his desk. Steven Lynch jumps to his feet, as Saku pushes Ganandor aside.>
Saku: Look at me!! Look at my head, damn it!! That idiot, Immune busted me up. Lynch.....I want a match with him!! I want it for tomorrow night. Overload.....me and him!!!
SL: I am inclined to make the match, but since you came in here demanding it.....the answer is NOOO!!!!
Saku: WHAT?!?!? This is completely unfair.
SL: Sorry. But I get this feeling that you might be busy with something else.
Saku: You will regret this Mr. Lynch.
<Saku turns to leave, but Ganandor grabs him.>
Gan: So you're free for Monday, eh?
Saku: Who the hell are you?
Gan: I'm Ganandor.
Saku: Sorry to hear that. I had chicken pox once.
Gan: Very funny. But you wont be laughing come Overload.
Saku: What the hell are you talking about?
Gan: Well, Mr. Lynch and I were talking before you interrupted me. And he just gave me my first match. A first round match in The World Title Tournament...........
Saku: No?!
Gan: Yup.......YOU!!!
<Ganandor levels Saku with a right hand. A fight breaks out and both men fight into the hallway. Ganandor slams Saku's head into the wall, as Saku slumps to the floor. Security comes rushing down the hall, as Saku nails Ganandor with a low blow. Ganandor drops to the floor, as security escorts Saku away. Camera moves back to the announce position.>
K: WOW!! Tomorrow night. Ganandor and Saku.
M: Security is having all sorts of issues tonight.
K: Yes they are. Well, we need to get to the ring with Steve Bond for the introduction of our first match. Take it away Steve-O!!!