Sunday Night Slam Results 1/8/06

[Hardcastle]

Date: Sunday January 8, 2006
Bell Time: 9pm EST
Venue: From Marshall University Stadium in Huntington, West Viriginia

<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>

Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.

<An image of Shane Quickenbosh delivering a Tope Con Hilo to Will Dinero from Valor Before Glory is shown.>

Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.

<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, and Immune fades in and then out. An image of Seth Xavier, Shane Quickenbosh, Pohatu, Havok and Morbid Angel fades in and out. >

Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values.

<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>

Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.

<An image of Martin Paine defeating Havok For the Junior Heavyweight Title Is Shown.>

Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.

<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>

Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.

<A reel of images begin flashing on the screen. An image of Havok with his hand raised. An image of Will Dinero looking into the sky. An image of Pohatu with his arm raised is shown. An image of Martin Paine screaming out in agony is shown. An image of Matt Mayhem walking to the ring is shown. An image of Bryan Stinberg clobbering Loverboy with a guitar shot is shown. An image of Seth Xavier and Morbid Angel going face to face is shown. An image of Eric Hardcastle returning and attacking The Impact Players is shown.>

Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.

<An image of Zmaster with his gloved hand reaching into towards the TV screen is shown.>

<The screen fades to the entrance ramp with pyros begin to explode. The Sunday Night Slam theme song, "Helena" by My Chemical Romance explodes into the arena. The fans spring to their feet, as pyros explode all around. They begin to cheer really loud, as the camera moves to ringside where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated at ringside.>

K: Welcome everybody to Marshall University Stadium!! Welcome to Huntington, West Viriginia!!!! Welcome to Sunday Night Slam!! I'll be your host Kevin Olberman and as always, my tag team partner, Mean Mike Patrick.

M: Marshal, Marshal, Marshal!

K; Thats Marsh-A!

M: Whatever.

K: We are in the home of where NFL stars Chad Pennington, Randy Moss and Byron Leftwich played their college ball. And We have an amazing 2 hours of action scheduled for this evening. And its all gonna be capped off with a HUGE main event.

M: Thats right, Olberman. Tonight, the #1 contender to the World Heavyweight Championship is going to join forces with a man who has been on an absolute tyranical rampage through the Valor roster......The Morbid Angel. You saw what he did to The Drunk Tater and Matt Mayhem on Thunder right?

K: Yes I did. This man is completely out of control. But speaking of out of control......The Valor North American Champion is a little out of control as of late.

M: Reverend Shadow is in complete control.

K: Reverend Shadow is not the NA champ. Zmaster is.

M: Could have fooled me.....Rev. Shadow is the one with the NA Title.

K: Part of the reason why Zmaster has been nothing more than a path of destruciton and annihilation. At Wrestlefest, the NA Title will be settled. Zmaster defends in a Triple Threat against Reverend Shadow and Pohatu. That is gonna be one hell of a matchup. But lets not forget that Zmaster has a very good partner this evening in the Valor World Heavyweight Champion......."The Prodigal Messiah" Eric Hardcastle.

M: Well....where is Hardcastle's head at?

K: I wouldn't worry too much. Eric Hardcastle knows what must be done and I think and he and Zmaster will do just fine.

M: If you mean fine by getting their asses beat.....then I agree.

K: Mean Mike, your favorites the Divas will be in action. Tag team action, more specificially.

M: I love watching women tag teamed.

K: Brittney Bailey will join forces with Ivana to face Randi Justice and Amerie.

M: Randi Justice is the most dominant female on the Valor roster. And tonight she will show exactly why.

K: Thats not all, cuz Randi Justice says that her man will finally debut right here in Valor tonight. She was very upset concerning the hype that Mike Stryker received for his debut. So ton.....wait. Wait one second. I am being told that Mike Stryker is headed this way............

<"Devil's Dance" by Metallica blares through the PAsystem as Mike Stryker comes out from behind the curtain. He's dressed in his wrestling pants, black, with Stryker written in gold down one leg, ready to go. As he walks out onto the stage he stops, pauses, and raises his right fist into the air as a shower of pyro comes down behind him. After a minute he stops and marches his way to the ring, completely oblivious of the crowd around him going off the wall with cheers. He climbs the ring steps and comes through the ropes, heading to the opposite corner and repeating his single fist in the air to more cheers. He dismounts and begins shaking himself out. Stryker turns to Steve Bond and asks for a microphone. He grabs the mic. and walks to the center of the ring. The cheers become deafening.>

MS: I'm damn glad to be back in Huntington, West Viriginia!!!

<crowd pops>

MS: Last week, I made my official return to Valor. In doing so, I announced my intentions of entering myself into this years Ultimate Battle Royal, as one of 40 men. And in case I wasn't clear enough last week.........I plan on walking out of Wrestlfest the 2006 Ultimate Battle Royal winner. I have participated in a half dozen of them and have yet to walk out a winner. This year is gonna be different. This ye..........

[Hardcastle]

<The lights dim down and "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin explodes into the arena. The fans jump to their feet, as they know who's trademark music that is. From behind the curtain out walks "The Prodigal Messiah" Eric Hardcastle. Hardcastle with a bottle of water in his hand, marches down the aisle. He slides in underneath the bottom rope and walks to the camera side and climbs the ropes. He extends his right arm into the air and crowd erupts. Pyros explode from the 4 ring posts. Hardcastle climbs down to the center of the ring with his arms outstretched and his body leaned back, he looks to the heavens. Pyros shoot up from behind him,one at a time. Hardcastle, with clenched fist, pounds his heart and he points to the sky. Eric walks over to Steve Bond and he too asks for a microphone. He grabs his micrphone and walks right to the center of the ring, coming face to face with Mike Stryker. The crowd explodes, as the tension runs deep. Nothing is said, as both men stare into one another's eyes. After a few moments, Eric extends his hand and Mike Stryker shakes it.>

EH: Mike Stryker, I just wanted to come down here and be the first person to OFFICIALLY welcome you to Valor Wrestling Alliance!

<crowd pops>

EH: I owe a lot to you Mike. And not just for teaming with me at Halloween Horrors, but for what you did for me 6 years ago.

<Mike tweeks his head towards Eric.>

EH: Lets take a stroll down memory lane, shall we? It was 6 years ago and Valor, then known as American Championship Wrestling, has gone through a major transition in talent. The active roster was shrinking and President J.McMahon began to rethink the business. He had his established stars, such as yourself, Tristan Caine and Black Wolf. But he needed a fresh blast of talent. So instead of pillaging and plundering other feds, McMahon decided to create new talent. And thus a new crop of superstars were born into the rich history of American Championship Wrestling. That 2000 class included Erik Caine, Drew Druschel and one sqweeky clean kid named Eric Hardcastle. Immediately, that rookie class.....quite possibly the best rookie class of talent ever......began to rise the ranks of ACW. And who was it that was reigning supreme?! Who was the man that ruled ACW in the year 2000..........MIKE STRYKER!!!!!

<crowd pops>

EH: During the summer of 2000, I was given a chance to really cut my teeth with ACW. And it was YOU....Mike Stryker that gave me that chance. It was YOU.....that helped put Eric Hardcastle on the map. It was YOU.....that helped make Eric Hardcastle a household name in the year 2000. I remember it, like it was yesterday. Sunday Night Slam......Mike Stryker defends the ACW World Heavyweight Championship against Eric Hardcastle. Man, were the fans spilit that night.

<Stryker smiles.>

EH: That match went the full 45 minute time limit. Unfortunately, with just 3 seconds left, I nailed my superkick and attempted a pin, but the time had run out. McMahon restarted the match and that night, Mike Stryker found a way from what seemed like total destruction to battle back and defeat me.....retaining the ACW World Title. But that was one hell of a match. My whole point in this stroll down memory lane is you owed me nothing. You didn't owe me the time of day. I barely had cracked the Top 10. You had your own problems and your own issues to deal with, yet you saw something in me that year to give me a chance. A chance to fight for the ACW World Title. Fast forward 6 years later and the positions....well, the positions have sort of reversed a bit. It is I......Eric Hardcastle who reigns supreme in Valor and it is Mike Stryker who is making his long awaited return to the active roster. So I say.......you don't need to win the Ultimate Battle Royal. You dont have to wait till Super Slam to get a title match. Just like you did for me 6 years ago.......I'm gonna do for you. I say......we dont wait for a pay per view. We do it, right where it started 6 years ago.......TONIGHT!!!!! For the Valor World Heavyweight Championship.............Eric Hardcastle defends against......MIKE STRYKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The crowd explodes into cheers, as Stryker nods his head and smiles.>

MS: Eric Hardcastle......you owe me nothing. And I ACCEPT!!!!!!!!!!!

<Hardcastle and Stryker meet in the center of the ring, shaking hands. Suddenly, the cheers turn to boos, as President Steven Lynch comes walking out from behind the curtain.>

SL: Whoah...whoah! I don't mean to piss on memory lane, but this match just isnt gonna happen. I'm no President J. McMahon and I'm not gonna ruin what was already planned for tonight. Eric Hardcastle.......you are booked in tonight's main event. You are too team with Zmaster against Morbid Angel and Immune. Dont forget Eric, Immune is the man who is coming for your title on January 22. So I just cannot allow this matcht to take place.

<Crowd continues to boo even louder>

SL: I know its not the most popular decision, but it is the right decision. I am sorry. There will be no World Title match tonight!

[Hardcastle]

<Camera fades back to ringside>

K: WOW!! I thought we were actually gonna have Stryker/Hardcastle for the World Title.

M: Man would that have been one for the ages.

K: Unfortunately its not going to happen....at least not tonight. Folks, lets get you to Steve Bond and our opening contest.

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the opening contest here on Slam is scheduled for one fall and has 20 minute time limit. From Sebring.....weighing in at 238lbs..............He is The X1 Nightmare...........SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Let the Bodies hit the floor hits, and Shadow comes out in a Mustang ( Cherry Red ) with Haley in the passenger seat.. After he gets out, he takes a Zippo Lighter from his pocket, and takes a can of Boot mate ( Makes water proof Boots ) and sprays the word X1 on the ground and Lights it. ( it makes a wavy fire pattern ). After that, he gets into the ring, and raises his hands, and Fireworks go off around the ring.>

SB: And his opponent. From New Orleans, LA...............he weighs 225lbs................"Magnificent" Bryan Stinberg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The camera than shows the arena where we see millions and millions of fans cheering on as they a wait a great show tonight when all of a sudden the lights go out throughout the arena as "Metalingus" by Alter Bridge hits over the PA system. The fans begin to rise to their feet as the women cheer him on and the men boo at the arrival of WWCWF Superstar "The Magnificent" Bryan Stinberg. The fans stare up at the Titon Tron where we see a picture display on there. All of a sudden the words I AM are heard over the PA system as Gold confetti blows up as Stinberg walks out from behind the curtains and the women scream and cheer as the men once again boo and a cocky grinappears on his face as he taunts the fans by lifting a steel chair upinto the air. Bryan than makes his way down to the ring where he slides in and he jumps up on one of the turnbuckles and he taunts the crowd once more with that steel chair. Bryan than hops off and hands the ref the chair and he checks the ropes as he waits for his opponent.>

K: Bryan Stinberg and The X1 Nightmare are about to hook it up.

M: This one is all Stinberg

K: Both guys are trying to get their careers ramped up in Valor. I think we are gonna have a good one here. Referee Jeff Bausman signals for the bell and here we go. Shadow walks to the middle of the ring, as Stinberg begins to strut in The X1Nightmare's face.

M: So smooth. Like silk.

K: Shadow does not like it and he spins Stinberg around.....right hand and another right. He has Stinberg against the ropes...........Irish whip...........reversed by Stinberg.....Shadow comes off the far side.....shoulder tackle and down goes Stinberg. Stinberg rolls tot he floor.

M: Time out!

K: Stinberg has had enough and he is walking up the aisle.

M: Bryan Stinberg doesnt need this crap. Attaked before the match.

K: Shadow leaves the ring and here he comes......he grabs Stinberg....smashing him into the steel rail. Now Stinberg headed back to the ring. Shadow follows him in.......stomp to the head by Stinberg. Stinberg with Shadow.,....thudnerous chop and another. The Irish whip.............Stinberg catches Shadow with the knee to the gut. Stinberg with Shadow.......TIGER BOMB!!!!

M: What impact!

K: Stinberg now doing his strut again. Shadow trying to get back up,......Stinberg with a forearm and another. A knee to the gut. Irish whip........reversed by Shadow........clothesline attempt.....into a cruicifix.........CLIFF HANGER!!!!!!!!!! We have a cover.........




.....1





..........2






......................shoulder comes up!

M: Slow count!

K: Stinberg grabs Shadow..............STARMAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He tries the cover again.......





.....1





........2





.....................shoulder!!!!!!!

M: Another slow count!

K: Stinberg in the refs face. He doesnt like the count. Stinberg going to the top rope now. He is taking a lot of time here, Mean Mike. Up to the top rope and he will try to put Shadow away.

M: Finish him!

K: Shadow to his feet and he catches Stinberg on the top rope. The Magnificent one is in trouble.....GORRILA PRESS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!

M: NOOOOOOO!!!

K: Stinberg to his feet and Shadow clotheslines him down and up and down again. Shadow Irish whip..............DROPKICK TO THE FACE!!!! Shadow is getting this crowd on fire. Shadow grabs Stinberg.....here comes the TRIPLE SUPLEX!!!! 1 suplex.......2 suplex......3 suplex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stinberg is now headed to the top rope.

M: Move!!!!!!!

K: Shadow will try his X19........from the top..............X19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!!!!!!!!

K: Stinberg moves out of the way and Shadow hits the mat hard. Both men getting to their feet. Stinberg.....shoves Shadow into the referee and the ref is down.

M: Esher staggers to a corner.

K: Stinberg out in front of us and he lifts up the apron............THE GUITAR!!

M: Play my favorite tune!

K: Stinberg is in the ring, as Shadow is trying to check on the ref. Stinberg is winding up..........

<crowd explodes......>

M: What the hell?!

K:..........SETH XAVIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Xman is here and he is in the ring.....he grabs the guitar out of the hands of Stinberg!!! Stinberg turns.......OH YEAH!!!! Now Stinberg is in for a taste of his own medicine from Shotglass!!!

M: Don't do it!!!

K: Xavier pauses. What are you doing Seth?! Do it!!!!

M: No....dont do it.

K; Stinberg is smiling. He points to his head and is laughi..............WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

K: Seth Xavier didnt need anymore encouragement. He blasted Stinberg with his own guitar! Xavier leaves the ring....Shadow to the top........................X19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cover..........




.....1





............2






........................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Damn it!! Come on ref!! There is guitar all over the ring. What do you think happened?!

K: Shawn Esher didnt see it and thus cant make the call. Shadow gets the win over Stinberg.......thanks to Seth Xavier.

[Hardcastle]

K: Up next Mean Mike we have Reverend Shadow and the #1 contender for the Valor NA Title....Pohatu going one on one.

M: And its going to be for the NA Title.

K: What?!

M: Considering Rev. Shadow is the NA champ.

K: Rev. Shadow is not the NA champ!

M: Well he has the belt.

K: Keep talking like that and Zmaster might come out here and whip your ass.

M: Yeah, yeah.

K: Steve Bond....take it away!

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first to my right, from Boone Iowa, weighing 215lbs......"THE ELECTRIC ENIGMA" POHATU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<crowd cheers>

SB: And his opponent from The Kingdom of Heaven....he weighs in at 200lbs...................REVEREND SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The arena goes dark as A7X/Burn it down begins to play over the speakers. A red glow begins to admit from the entrance as Reverend Shadow slowly comes into view. He is wearing his cloak with his hood covering his head and in his right hand lies his bible. He walks out slowly and makes his way to the ring ignoring the chants from the crowd. When he gets to the ring he walks to his left and then makes his way calmly up the stairs and through the middle and top rope. Once in the ring he reveals his face and then poses a bit. The he removes his cloak and sits hands it away along with his bible.>

K: Look at that SOB Reverend Shadow!!! He is walking around with the Valor NA Title....like he is the champion.

M: He will be after January 22.

K: Fact is...he aint now. He is nothing more than a pyro carrying jerk!

M: Call it what you will......but he has the gold.

K: Referee Shawn Esher calls for the bell and this match is underway!

<The lights go out. Lots of fire begins to form on the screen for the entrance. Explosion hits the air and the ramp catches fire and forms a square. A man begins to rise up there and it's ZMaster with Step Up playing. The crowd begins to cheer and then starts walking down the ramp with a serious look. He looks at the cheering crowd and then goes to the ring. He enters the ring and raises his arms in the air forming an x and drops them down violently and causes an explosion on all 4 corners of the ring.>

K: ITS ZMASTER!!! ITS ZMASTER!!!!

M: OH NO!!!

K: Valor Security is headed for the ring.....6 security guards are in the ring and Zmaster is destroying them left and right.

M: Reverend Shadow needs to get out of here.

K: Steven Lynch is coming down and he has a mic.

<In the ring>

SL: Zmaster.....Zmaster, please listen to me.

<Zmaster turns to look at Lynch.>

SL: I know you are angry. You have every right to be. BUT......I cannot have you down here destroying this match. This is the advertised match and it must happen. Zmaster, if you interfere in this match, I will have no choice but to strip you of the Valor NA Title and you will not be compeiting at Wrestlefest.

<The crowd begins to boo, as Zmaster is visibly angry>

SL: Please Zmaster.....dont make me do this!

<Zmaster leaves the ring, as the crowd boos even louder. Steven Lynch escorts Zmaster up the aisle.>

K: Reverend Shadow from behind.........HE ATTACKS POHATU!! Shadow with some clubbing blows to the back of Pohatu. Headbutt by Shadow....Irish whip.........reversed by Pohatu......reversed by Shadow.....Shadow has his head down............Pohatu with the sunset flip............





......1





.........2






.......................SHOULDER!!!!!

M: Close!!

K: Shadow right back up..........Pohatu with a roundhouse kick and another. Shadow in the corner. Pohatu steps back...........takes off and springs up with a flying forearm smash to Reverend Shadow. Pohatu grabs Shadow and spins him around........poke to the eye!!!

M: Nice, very nice.

K: Cheap shot by Reverend Shadow. Reverend Shadow is setting up for his Clothesline from Heaven. Pohatu is stunned...he turns...............CLOTHESLINE FROM HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!!!!!!!!

K: This one is gonna be over this quickly!!! Reverend Shadow with the cover.........






....1






............2







<The lights go out. Lots of fire begins to form on the screen for the entrance. Explosion hits the air and the ramp catches fire and forms a square. A man begins to rise up there and it's ZMaster with Step Up playing. The crowd begins to cheer and then starts walking down the ramp with a serious look. Reverend Shadow gets up and looks at Zmaster. He is frightened, as an explosion is heard and all 4 ring posts explode with pyros. Zmaster stands in the middle of the aisle, making an execution symbol across his throat.>

K: Pohatu ...springboard...........SUNSETFLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




...1







........2







....................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOOOOO!!!

K: Pohatu got the win!! Pohatu got the win!!! Reverend Shadow has been beaten!!

M: NOO!!! President Lynch said no interference.

K: Zmaster didn't interfere. Now Zmaster is headed for the ring. Now he is gonna get his hands on Reverend Shadow. Zmaster is coming back to get his belt back.

M: NOOO!!!

K: Zmaster reaches over and he has his NA Title back in his hands. He climbs in the ring and now he is gonna get his hands on Reverend Shadow. Zmaster grabs Shadow by the throat and tosses him into the corner. Right hands.....gut shot....one to the head, to the gut!!! Zmaster is unloading on Reverend Shadow!!

M: Poor Shadow!

K: Pohatu....wait....what is he doing?! Pohatu pulls Zmaster away and shoves Zmaster. Zmaster and Pohatu now face to face.

M: Reverend Shadow from behind.............KNEE TO THE BACK!!!

K: Shadow grabs the belt and he is taking off through the crowd. Pohatu got knocked down and Zmaster turns to chase Reverend Shadow down!

[Hardcastle]

M: Pohatu is red hot!!!

K: He grabs Zmaster.............THE RADIO TOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: WHAM!!! Down goes the so called legend.

K: Pohatu has just laid Zmaster out and this crowd is spilit. The Pohatu fans love it. The Zmaster fans are pissed!! This Triple Threat is really heating up. All 3 men do not like one another. But the fact of the matter is that Pohatu walks out victorious here tonight and lays out the NA Champion, Zmaster. Can he do the same thing at Wrestlefest?! That will be the question.

M: We will have to wait and see.

K: Folks, up next is Mean Mike's favorite part of the evening. Its gonna be the Divas Tag Match. And I am su.......

<The stage lights flicker and the fans come to their feet to boo. The song One Step Closer from Linkin Park is heard all over the arena. Jackyl walks onto the stage and looks around. He then walks down the ramp taunting the fans. He walks up the steel steps and climbs into the ring through the ropes. He walks over to his corner and taunts the fans more. He takes the microphone from Steve Bond and walks to the center of the ring.>

JK: Enough is enough! Week, after week, after week........I am forced to sit idlely by while the so called "superstars" are pushed week in and week out. I am forced to watch a sorry excuse for a main event. I have been here a lot longer than Morbid Angel. Yet, you dont see Jackyl in the main event teaming with Immune on Sunday Night Slam. I have been here longer than Martin Paine and Seth Xavier.....yet I dont main event Shotglass Saturday Night!! Hell....I dont even get booked in a damn match. And I am sick and tired of it. I am sick and tired of the Valor brass putting me on the sidelines. Forcing me and all the Valor fans to watch this boreing crap! Well, enough is enough! Begining right here and right now, this all comes to an end. No one will make me look bad any longer. No one will ever humilate me ever again beca..........

<The lights dim to almost complete darkness as "Do You Think I'm a Whore" by Kittie begins to play. Strobelights begin to flash as Randi Justice walks out seductively with a whip in hand and Apolo Young following her out. As she makes her way to the ring she cracks the whip at a few male fans. Climbing into the ring, Randi goes between the middle and top rope pausing as she slowly bends over between them. In the ring she provactively climbs the ring post and cracks the whip over head. She grabs a microphone and stands next to Jackyl.>

RJ: You know what I am tired of..............YOU!!!

<Randi Justice turns and smacks Jackyl across the face. Jackyl is pissed and cocks his arm back to punch Randi, but Apolo steps in front of her and intimidates Jackyl.>

RJ: Thats right Apolo. Keep that stain away from me.

<Randi turns towards the camera.>

RJ: Last week, Apolo and I were absolutely disgusted. Disgusted with the red carpet treatment that Mike Stryker received. Who cares about Mike Stryker?! Who cares about some old, washed up hag? The new generation of professional wrestling is here. The trifecta is complete. Because I have the distinct honor of introducing the biggest free agent acquisition to Valor. Join me in welcoming...................."The Rated R Canadian Superstar"............CHANNON CADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<A countdown beginning from 5 to 1 appears on the Valor Tron. "Heavy" by Collective Soul echoes throughout the arena, as strobelights begin to flicker all around the ramp. A burst of smoke begins to surround the ramp. As the smoke begins to clear, Channon Cade appears, standing with his back to the fans. His head is covered by a hooded vest. He turns to face the crowd and smirks. Channon walks down the ramp and into the aisle. Channon runs up the stairs and onto the apron. He steps in between the middle and top ropes and enters the ring. He climbs up to the second rope on the camera side corner and lifts his hood off his head. He over looks the crowd and smirks again. Channon walks over to the middle of the ring and grabs Randi Justice, pulling her close to his body, as they stare into one another's eyes. He grabs the microphone from her and lets her go.>

CC: Finally.....The Rated R Canadian Superstar has made his way to Valor! And I have come to Valor to save all my Channonites from desperation and despair.

<crowd begins to boo>

CC: Thank you. I know that you people have been starving for someone to cheer for. Someone you could rally behind and believe in. And I am just that man.

<crowd boos louder>

CC: Thank you! I'll be that hero for all my Channonites to rally behind. And together with Randi Justice.......that one hot piece of ass right there.

<Channon walks over to Randi begins to get really close to her ample chest.>

CC: Uh oh.....did you come down with a case of the.....MUMPS?!

<Randi laughs.>

CC: There seems to be some swelling in this area.

<Channon motions towards Randi's chest, as she laughs. Channon walks behind Apolo Young.>

CC: And together with the big man........The Canadian Juggernaut.....Apolo Young. This trifecta will be forever known as RATED R!!!! And I am "The Rated R Canadian Superstar"!!! And together we are go.......

<Jackyl interrupts>

JK: Enough is enough! I am damn sick and tied of listening to your personal ranting. This is my time!! My time to make my announcement.

<Jackyl moves towards Channon, but Apolo impedes his progress. Channon instructs Apolo to let him pass and Jackyl moves face to face with Channon.>

CC: Who in the hell are you?!

JK: I'm Jackyl and I......

CC: Well Jackoff.......I'm Channon Cade.

JK: It's Jackyl.

CC: Whatever. The fact is Jackoff.....

JK: ITS JACKYL!!!!!

CC: Calm your hormones Jackoff.....you're not my type. I see a lot of spunk in ya. Get it....Jackoff....spunk?

<Apolo chuckles>

CC: I think you might be a wonderful addition to Rated R.

<Jackyl is stunned by the idea.>

JK: Really?

<Channon nods>

JK: I think this could be really good.

<Channon puts his arm around Jackyl and both men stand in the center of the ring, posing for the camera. Suddenly, Channon steps forward and nails his version of the diamond cutter on Jackyl. Channon picks up his dropped mic.>

CC: Really? Uh....NO!!! Its a trifecta your mathematical genious! Trifecta equals 3. Let this be a warning to all of Valor. Rated R is taking over and is the new generation of professional wrestling. And I Channon Cade is OFFICIALLY tossing my name into the hat of names for Valor's Ultimate Battle Royal at Wrestlefest. Cuz that's.......HOW ITS DONE!!!!

<Rated R begins to exit the ring. Apolo gives Jackyl a kick to the gut, on his way out.>

K: My God!! What have we witnessed here?

M: RATED R!!! And I love it, Olberman. Channon Cade has made his way to Valor and he is aligned with Randi Justice and Apolo Young. This Canadian Trio is gonna do big business!

K: They just might. This is huge and now Channon Cade has entered the Ultimate Battle Royal. WOW!!! So many huge names already confirmed for the 40 man over the top battle royal. The ladies are up next, Mean Mike.

M: I can't wait.

K: The ladies are already in the ring and ready to go! Referee Ian Anile has been assigned this contest, as Ivana and Randi look to be starting this off for their respective teams. Ivana with the double underhook and she mounts Randi.

M; OH BOY!!

K: Ivana throwing rights and lefts....Randi now rolls her over and she mounts Ivana. Right hands by Randi Justice!!!

M: I love women mounted on one another.

K: Here comes Amerie and Brittney is cutting her off. Brittney and Amerie are in the corner and the fists are flying.

M: All 4 women are in the ring.

K: The fight is on.....the hair is flying. Ian Anile is losing complete control of this match. Randi and Ivana have rolled out to the floor....right here in front of us, as Brittney and Amerie are fighting in the ring.

M: The count is on.

K: Apolo Young now grabs Ivana and he is seperating the ladies. Randi with a quick strike....as Apolo Young is holding Ivana back!!! What the hell is this about?! Ivana with a stomp to Apolo's foot. She turns......LOW BLOW BY IVANA!!!!

M: My balls!!!

K: Randi Justice from behind............BIG CLOTHESLINE!!!! Down goes Ivana. Randi rolls into the ring......

M: 10!!!!!!!!!!

K: Anile calls for the bell.......BOTH LADIES HAVE BEEN COUNTED OUT!!! We have a double countout!!!

M: WHAT?!

K: Randi Justice did not make it in on time. This one is a double countout.

M: The crowd is not happy and neither am I. I want to see more of the divas.

K: Folks, our main event is next and its gonna be a big one. The champions of Valor.........take on Immune and Morbid Angel. Steve Bond....take it away!

[Hardcastle]

<in the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your main event. It is scheduled for one fall with a 45 minunte time limit. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 783lbs.................IMMUNE AND MORBID ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!

<Headstrong from Trapt is heard all over the arena as Immune pops out of the curtain with Morbid Angel and walk through the smoke walking from side to side on the stage bringing up the fans spirit, then runs to the ring and slides in as a pyro goes off. Immune walks over to the turnbuckle and sits down leaning up against the bottom turnbuckle pad and waits for his opponent. Morbid Angel looks over the crowd with an angry look.>

SB: And their opponents...........weighing in at a combined weight 540lbs.....The Champions of Valor...............Zmaster and "The Prodigal Messiah" Eric Hardcastle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights dim down and "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin explodes into the arena. The fans jump to their feet, as they know who's trademark music that is. From behind the curtain out walks "The Prodigal Messiah" Eric Hardcastle. Zmaster follows him out. Hardcastle with a bottle of water in his hand, marches down the aisle with Brittney Bailey walking behind him. He slides in underneath the bottom rope and walks to the camera side and climbs the ropes. He extends his right arm into the air and crowd erupts. Zmaster walks to the center of the ring and Pyros explode from the 4 ring posts. Hardcastle climbs down to the center of the ring with his arms outstretched and his body leaned back, he looks to the heavens. Pyros shoot up from behind him,one at a time. Hardcastle, with clenched fist, pounds his heart and he points to the sky.>

K: And listen to the ovation for The Champions of Valor. The Valor World Champion and the Valor North American Champion, joining forces against the #1 contender and one of the hottest stars in Valor right now......Morbid Angel.

M: He is the hottest star in Valor right now.

K: Looks like Immune and Zmaster are gonna start for their respected teams. Both men lock up in the center of the ring..........Zmaster backs Immune into the neutral corner. Ref asks for a clean break........and Zmaster uncharacteristically begins to unload body shots to Immune. Zmaster with Immune....to the opposite neutral corner........SMASHING HIS FACE INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! Immune staggers back and Zmaster with a big clothesline, dropping the # 1 contender! Zmaster with Immune...he reaches over and makes the tag to the World Champion!!!

M: I hate this guy!

K: The crowd explodes....as Hardcastle comes off the top rope with a double axehandle to the arm bar of Zmaster. Hardcastle with the arm twist and now a hammerlock into a side headlock. Immune with the Irish whip.............shoulder tackle by The Animal. Hardcastle goes down and Immune hits the ropes.......Hardcastle down and Immune goes over to the far side........Hardcastle up............HIP TOSS!!!! Down goes the monster......Immune up and Hardcastle levels him with a dropkick and Immune rolls to the floor.

M: Time out.

<Reverend Shadow appears on the ramp, holding the Valor NA Title.>

K: What the hell is going on?! Reverend Shadow is on the ramp.

M: I dont think Zmaster has seen him yet.

K: Hardcastle turns and sees Shadow. He points him out to Zmaster..........MORBID ANGEL WITH THE ATTACK FROM BEHIND!!!!!

M: Immune doesnt even make the tag and in comes Morbid Angel.

K: Morbid grabs Hardcastle and tosses him into the corner. Morbid with a big elbow to the head and another. Morbid with the Irish whip........sends Hardcastle hard into the turnbuckle and...........HARDCASTLE GOES UP AND OVER TO THE FLOOR!!!!!

M: Immune now stalking him.

K: Morbid has the referee's attention........CLOTHESLINE BY IMMUNE!!! Immune drops Hardcastle on the floor. Now Immune grabs Hardcastle....presses him up and drops him across the steel rail. Zmaster aruging with the ref now and Noel Gevers trying to lay down the law.

M: Immune tosses Hardcastle into the ring and Morbid going for the cover.

K; The cover is made.........




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...................shoulder comes up.

M: Morbid Angel has that look in his eye.

K: Morbid grabs Hardcastle.....up and.....SNAKE EYES IN THE CORNER!!! Morbid tries the cover again...........






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......................Zmaster makes the save!!!!

M: DQ him!!

[Hardcastle]

K: Morbid drags Hardcastle to his own corner and tags in Immune. Morbid opens up Hardcastle, as Immune begins to unload some body shots. Now Immune sends Hardcastle into the ropes..........POWERSLAM!!!! Immune with the cover.........






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...........................ZMASTER SAVES AGAIN!!!!

M: Oh come on!

K: Reverend Shadow now making his way to towards the ring. The crowd trying to get behind The Prodigal Messiah. Immune grabs Hardcastle........Irish whip.......head is donw and Hardcastle kicks him in the face. Immune staggers back....Hardcastle hits the ropes...........LOU THE...............SPINEBUSTER BY IMMUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Immune makes the quick cover..............






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........................ZMASTER for the third save!!!!!

M: This is getting really annoying.

K: Noel Gevers feels the same. Reverend Shadow is down at the ring and Zmaster sees him.

M: Here we go?

K: Zmaster is trying to keep one eye on the match adn one on Reverend Shadow. Irish whip by Immune..........Hardcastle ducks the clothesline..........off the far side........FLYING FOREARM SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!! Immune is down. Hardcastle is down. Hardcastle needs to make the tag here. "The Prodigal Messiah" desperately needs to make this tag. Zreaching across the ropes and trying to get that tagf.,

M: Immune reaching towards Morbid Angel.

K: Reverend Shadow grabs Zmaster and Zmaster heads to the floor. Zmaster and Reverend Shadow are now fighting like animals up the aisle.

M: Hardcastle makes it to his corner and..........there is no one to tag. HA! HA!

K: Oh no!!! Immune has made the tag and Morbid Angel comes in. And Hardcastle turns...........WHAM!!!! Morbid Angel strikes with a clothesline. Now Morbid Angel grabs Hardcastle and places him on the top rope. Morbid Angel going up with him.

M: Morbid Angel is going to put Hardcastle away right here.

K: Hardcastle shoves Morbid off the top and Morbid hits the mat. Hardcastle from the top..................BIG ELBOW DROP!!!!!!!!!!!! Make the cover Eric!!!!

M: he cant hear you Olberman!

K: Hardcastle is down. Morbid Angel is down. Zmaster and Reverend Shadow are fighting in the aisle again.

M: Chaos, I say!

K: Hardcastle...............NIPS UP!!!! Vintage Eric Hardcastle!! Morbid Angel trying to get back up....but The Prodigal Messiah is connecting with rights. Now a thunderous chop across the chest and another. The Irish whip........countered by Morbid.....Hardcastle from the far side..........FLYING FOREARM SMASH!!!! Hardcastle to his feet and getting set for his Showstopper!!! If he connects....he will put the big man down. Morbid Angel getting up................SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

K: Down he goes....wait....Noel Gevers got bumped into. I think he might have gotten poked in the eye a bit. Hardcastle going for the cover......


M: Immune is in the ring!!!

K: From behind...Immune with the double axehandle. Now he has Hardcastle.............THE DISEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!!

K: Morbid is crawling over towards Eric. The champion is down and is out. Morbid Angel drapes his arm across the chest.

M: Come on ref!!!

K: Gevers finally sees the pin and here is the count..........





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............................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!!

K: NOOO!!!! 2 count only. 2 count only. Hardcastle is undaunted. He will not go down., Immune is pissed and he wants the tag.

M: Morbid is still hurting.

K: Immune comes in and grabs the ref. Immune is threatening Noel Gevers. Immune has Gevers.....Hardcastle is up and he spins Immune around. Right hand by the World Champion and another. Hardcastle with the clothesline and over the top go he and Immune to the floor.

M: Morbid Angel is back up.

K: Hardcastle with a right hand to Immune....he staggers back and smacks right into Noel Gevers. Gevers goes down again!!!

M: Morbid Angel reaches out and grabs Hardcastle....pulling him onto the apron.

K: Suplex attempt.....blocked By Hardcastle. The Prodigal Messiah with the sunset flip.........can he get the big man over?!

M; Morbid fighting.

K: Morbid Angel reaches down and grabs the champion by the throat. He picks up Hardcastle.............CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Immune to the top rope..............THE CURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HOLY SHI........

K: That was incredible. Now Immune rolls to the floor and he has referee Noel Gevers. Morbid Angel makes the cover............and Immune tosses Noel Gevers in the ring.

M: Make the count ref. Do your job!

K: Morbid Angel has the leg hooked and Gevers is in positon.........





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......................................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

K: Morbid Angel has just pinned the Valor World Heavyweight Champion in the middle of the ring. Morbid Angel has put the shoulders of the champion down for the 3 count. MY GOD!!!!

M: I love it!!! I told you he was red hot!

K: This has been one crazy night on the road to Wrestlefest. Immune is standing over the Valor World Champion. If Immune hits The Cure at Wrestlefest......we are for sure looking at the next Valor World Champion!

M: I got the feeling, Olberman. Its going to happen.

K: For Mean Mike Patrick.....I'm Kevin Olberman saying good night from West VA!!!!

<Screen fades to the Valor logo and then to black.>