Post by Hardcastle on Sept 18, 2005 19:37:42 GMT -5
Sunday September 18, 2005
Bell Time: 9pm EST
From The Wicomico Civic Center in Salisbury, Maryland
<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>
Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.
<An image of Saku rolling up The Sin City Saint And Hooking The Trunks To Advance To The Finals Is Shown.>
Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.
<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, Chad West and Immune fades in and then out. An image of The Sin City Saint, Saku, Ron Tibbs, Shane Quickenbosh, Will Dinero and The Creeper fades in and out. >
Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values..
<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>
Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.
<An image of The Sin City Saint diving through the ropes onto Saku.>
Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.
<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>
Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.
<An image of the Valor Tron is seen and the camera pans over a filled arena.>
Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.
<An image of Immune exploding into fury following his attack on Saku is shown.>
<The screen fades to black. Suddenly, pyros explode all over the stage, the Sunday Night Slam theme song plays "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin and the camera cuts to ringside, where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated.>
K: Welcome everybody to The Wicomico Civic Center in Salisbury, Maryland!!! Welcome To Terp Land!! Welcome To Sunday Night Slam!! I'll be your host, Kevin Olberman and alongside me is my tag team partner, Mean Mike Patrick.
M: TURD LAND?!
K: TERP!
M: Ohhh....I thought you said TURD.
K: Why would I say turd?
M: You said cock last week.
K: Yes, but that was different. We we....nevermind.
M: And I was right, they did not censor cock.
K: What cock are you talking about?
M: Thats disgusting!! Get your mind out of the gutter!
K: Please! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a huge night for Valor. We are just one week away from the big one....Valor Before Glory! And tonight, we are going to see the participants of two of the biggest matches at Valor Before Glory......Zmaster/Hardcastle taking on the team of Bailey and Tibbs.
M: A preview of a things to come, Olberman.
K: This tag match is the biggest tag match we have had in Valor.
M: It is.
K: And being just one week away, it is important to develop the big push...the momentum going into Valor Before Glory. Momentum could be huge.
M: Then I am glad to see the champ pick up the momentum tonight and take it into Valor Before Glory.
K: But thats not all. Will Dinero is going to have his first match in a Valor ring tonight, as he takes on the man that Shane Quickenbosh defeated last week......Zuzzi.
M: Zuzzi was simply pathetic last week.
K: His road aint any easier against Dinero.
M: No, it sure isnt. I dont like this cookie cutter new persona of Dinero. But you cannot take away the fact that this man is a wonderful athlete.
K: With an intense fighting spirit. Will Dinero is an awesome addition to Valor! We also have a 3 way tonight. Juba, Paine and Sane.
M: This match is tough. Juba has been a bit of a losing streak as of late. Rodney Paine has been very quiet in recent weeks and Sane. Well, we never know where Sane is coming from.
K: Very true. I think that is why Valor officials booked this match. They are very interested to see who can cut in Valor and who can't.
M: Don't forget....the big grudge match.
K: Saku and Immune. This one is a long time coming. Lets take you back to the very first and only Overload. That night, the main event featured Saku and Immune in a 3 way dance with Fa.......
M:......Shit.
K: Very funny. Fa Sho. Saku came out the winner, only after Immune dominated.
M: It will be no different tonight.
K: Tonight its one on one. No excuses. The better man emerges tonight. So without further adeu...........lets get down to the ring with Steve Bond and our opening contest. Take it away........STEVE!
<In the ring>
SB: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. To my right, already in the ring.................ZUZZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Crowd sits on their hands.>
SB: And his opponent. He hails from Fort Knox, Tennessee. He weighs in at 220lbs........................."The Money Man" Will Dinero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<"Silver and Cold" by AFI starts and the lights go down low. A trail of green dollar bill signs lead from the entrance way to the ring. Two pyros blast gold confetti in the air and "The Money Man" jogs out with a smile on his face. He slowly walks all the way to the ring, hops on the turnbuckle tight rope walks top the middle of the top rope, turns towards crowd and does a tucked backflip to the middle of the ring. He stands there with his right arm raised, still smiling.>
K: And this crowd is loving Will Dinero.
M: I dont know whats with Dinero. This new, holy attitude, just plain sucks.
K: Referee Shawn Esher calls for the bell and this match is underway. Will Dinero extends his hand to Zuzzi and Zuzzi looks around to the crowd and then walks away.
M: I like it Zuzzi.
K: Both men lock up....center of the ring. Zuzzi backing Dinero into the corner. Referee asks for the clean break and Zuzzi backing up........SLAPS Dinero!!
M: Ohhhh!!
K: Dinero not happy and Zuzzi runs, as Dinero charges after him. Zuzzi rolls out of the ring, as the referee is restraining Dinero. And this crowd is not happy, as Zuzzi takes a powder.
M: A powder?
K: Zuzzi back in and he and Dinero locks up again....Zuzzi again backing Dinero into the corner.......a clean break?
M: NOPE!
K: Zuzzi with a right and Dinero ducks and pops out of the corner. Dinero with a right and another right jab of his own. Dinero with the Irish whip to the far corner and follow him in..........DOUBLE KNEES TO THE CHEST!!! Dinero with an excellent followup. Dinero not letting up. He grabs Zuzzi.....double underhook.........SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!! Dinero rolls on top with the cover...........
......1
.........2
................kickout!
M: Yeah!
K: Dinero with Zuzzi, scoop and a slam. Dinero off the ropes.....drives the knee to the head. Dinero now with Zuzzi.....brainbuster? Up and.....Zuzzi escapes......Zuzzi on his feet and dropkick to the back and Dinero hits the ropes. Zuzzi with a roll up.........
......1
..........2
....................kickout by Dinero!
M: Slow count.
K: Dinero up and Zuzzi connects with a clothesline, planting Dinero. Zuzzi pointing to the top. He is headed for the top rope........MOONSAULT!!!!!
M: NOOOOOO!!!
K: Dinero moves and Dinero up.....going for the Three Social Classes......moonsault from the bottom.......from the middle......FROM THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cover............
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