Sunday Night Slam Results 8/14/05

[Hardcastle]

Sunday August 14, 2005

Bell Time: 9pm EST

From The Civic Center In Columbus, Georgia

<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>

Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.

<An image of Saku rolling up The Sin City Saint And Hooking The Trunks To Advance To The Finals Is Shown.>

Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.

<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, Chad West and Immune fades in and then out. An image of The Sin City Saint, Saku, Ron Tibbs, Voodoo, PJ Money and Justin Tyme, fades in and out. >

Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values..

<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>

Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.

<An image of The Sin City Saint diving through the ropes onto Saku.>

Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.

<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>

Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.

<An image of the Valor Tron is seen and the camera pans over a filled arena.>

Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.

<An image of Immune exploding into fury following his attack on Saku is shown.>

<The screen fades to black. Suddenly, pyros explode all over the stage, the Sunday Night Slam theme song plays "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin and the camera cuts to ringside, where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated.>

K: Welcome everybody to The Civic Center in Columbus Georgia!! Welcome to a historical night!! Welcome To Sunday Night Slam!! I'll be your host, Kevin Olberman. And alongside me, as always, my tag team partner......Mean Mike Patrick.

<Patrick does the Zbysko salute.>

M: Welcome humanoids.

K: Mean Mike, this 2 hour broadcast is jam packed with action. We got all kinds of things happening.

M: Like the debuts?

K: Yes, like the debuts. 3 big debuts tonight. We have the debut of the tag team consisting of Jason Ray and Zuzzi. They will go up against a new pairing in Valor.......Voodoo and the powerful Immune.

M: Interesting pairing. Voodoo is a straight up heel and Immune. Well, its tough to know where Immune is coming from day to day.

K: Very true. These men make an interesting pairing though. The power and strength of Immune and the speed and quickness of Voodoo.

M: And I thought these two guys were the same guy.

K: You're kidding me?

M: Of course I am, Olberman. One guy is frigging huge and the other is frigging quick. I like the team.

K: Another debut tonight is from a man that has been cutting promo after promo in Valor as of late.......Ron Tibbs.

M: DA MAN!

K: Yes he is. This man is the odd combination of power and speed. He will go up against Rodney Paine. It will be interesting how Paine deals with Tibbs. And of course, the big one. We get to see the Valor debut of a man who has been all around this world in his 13 year career, Chad West.

M: Are you going to be crawling up his bunghole as much as crawl up Hardcastle's?

K: Excuse me.

M: Chad West, Chad West. Who cares about Chad West? Lets talk about the man who he is facing.....Justin Tyme.

K: Ahem....the same Justin Tyme that has been in hot water all week due to some recent comments he made in his shoot interview.

M: HA! HA! Justin Tyme calls it like he sees it. Olberman you were there.....such the mark for Hardcastle.

K: Because I did my job as a journalist?

M: Because you almost got bitched slapped by Tyme. Look, you underestimate Justin Tyme. Chad West doesnt have a shot to beat a man like Justin Tyme.

K: A 13 year vet?

M: He has bitten off more than he can chew. Tonight is Justin Tyme's night. Tyme will take the win into Sizzler and walk out the North American Champion.

K: Bold prediction. But we can't forget about Summer Sizzler. We are just 7 days away from the big one. For The World Title......Saku and Brandon Bailey.

M: I can't wait. I cannot wait for Brandon Bailey to step into that ring and walk out World Champ.

K: And that could happen. But before it does, tonight Bailey and Saku will go face to face in a little prematch confrontation.

M: A war of words.

K: Yes and........wait. I am being handed a note here from out production coordinator. Whats this?

M: What? Let me see.

K: Brandon Bailey. What the hell?! Brandon Bailey has not arrived at the building thus far. Mean Mike, where is Bailey?

M: I have no idea. I spoke to him last night and he said he was looking forward to getting some revenge on The Sin City Saint.

K: Now he is a no show? I am being told that Gene Anderson is backstage with Eric Hardcastle. Take it away Gene!

<Backstage, in front of Hardcastle's locker room door. Eric is standing there chatting on a cell phone, while Brittney Bailey stands next to him with a look of concern on his face.>

GA: Eric Hardcastle! Eric Hardcastle! What is the status of your partner, Brandon Bailey?

<Hardcastle closes his flip phone. He turns towards Gene.>

EH: Gene, to be honest......we don't know right now. All we know is that Brandon and I talked strategy last night in his hotel room. I left around 8pm, as he told me he was tired and wanted to get an early start this morning. We were supposed to meet this morning for one last run through and when I knocked on his door at 9am.......I found out he already checked out.

GA: So you have not spoken to or heard from Brandon at all today?

EH: Nope and neither has Britt. We have been calling him and calling him and nothing.

GA: Are you suspecting foul play on the part of The Sin City Saint and Gage Creed?

EH: I wouldn't put anything past those two.

GA: What about tonight's main event?

EH: Nothing changes, Gene. I have been dying to get my hands on those two. If I have too.....I will take them on in a handicap match!

GA: Oh My God!!!

<Hardcastle's cell phone rings and he and Brittney walk back into his dressing room.>

GA: You heard it here, gentlemen. Eric Hardcastle will go it alone, if Brandon Bailey does not make it to the building in time.

K: I can't believe this.

M: What an idiot?! 2 on 1. He is crazy.

K: Or he might just be gutsy.

M: Nah.....definitely crazy.

K: Where could Brandon Bailey be?

M: I am sure he will be here, Olberman. I have known Brandon Bailey for the better part of a decade. He has never no showed a commitment.

K: I hope you are right. Steven Bond is already in the ring and has made introductions for our first match here tonight. Jason Ray and Zuzzi vs. Immune and Voodoo. The bell has sounded and referee Jeff Bausman has the honor of refing this match.

M: A mix of guys involved here.

K: Voodoo starts it off against Zuzzi. Lockup....arm drag take down into the arm bar. Voodoo using the ropes.....srping board into another arm drag takedown. Zuzzi up and Voodoo drops him back down with a dropkick.

M: Voodoo is in firm control of this match.

K: Yes he is. Zuzzi makes the quick tag to Jason Ray. Now Ray is in and we will see how he fairs against Voodoo. Ray comes in....lockup and Ray with a side headlock. Voodoo whips him into the near side and Ray with the shoulder tackle and down goes Voodoo. Off the ropes....Vooodoo down and Ray comes off.....hip toss by Voodoo...reversed into a hip toss by Ray.

M: Now Ray and Zuzzi are cooking.

K: Ray with Voodoo, dragging him to his corner and tags in Zuzzi. Zuzzi in....double Irish whip.......double clothesline and down goes Voodoo. Zuzzi has Voodoo now, setup for a suplex. Blocked by Voodoo. Zuzzi will try again and another block...countered into a suplex by Voodoo!!! Voodoo rolls over.......TAGS IMMUNE!!!!!!!!!!!

M; Uh oh!

K: Big man is in and a big clothesline drops Zuzzi. Jason Ray from the top.......crossbody......CAUGHT!! Immune picks him up and presses him over the top and to the floor!!!

M: WHAT POWER!!!!

K: Immune is just crushing them all. Immune with Zuzzi........SIT OUT POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!! He tags Voodoo in. Voodoo from the top..........SINNER's REBELLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: What a 450!

K: The cover................



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M: Not a good debut for Ray and Zuzzi.

[Hardcastle]

K: No it was not. Immune and Voodoo have made a suprisingly interesting combination. And it worked really well, here tonight. Wait a minute. Immune has grabbed the mic. Lets listen in.

<In the Ring.>

Immune: That right there was just a sample of what I have planned for next Sunday at Summer Sizzler. Immune has been on a bit of a losing streak as of late. Tonight, was the first in the line of victories for Immune. And next Sunday is going to be the biggest victory of them all. Next Sunday, Immune will be crowned the Number 1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Champio.............

<The lights in the arena dim down. Miseri Cantare by AFI plays and The Sin City Saint appears on the entrance ramp. Strobe lights flash all around him. He slowly walks down the aisle and to the ring. The Sin City Saint walks over the announce position and grabs a microphone.>

Sin City Saint: HA! HA! Immune, you must be sick! If you think for one second that you are going to walk out of Summer Sizzler the number one contender, you are sadly mistaken. It will be The Sin City Saint who emerges as the numbe...........

<The lights go out. Lots of fire begins to form on the screen for the entrance. Explosion hits the air and the ramp catchesfire and forms a square. A man begins to rise up there and it's ZMaster with Step Up playing. The crowd begins to cheer and then starts walking down the ramp with a serious look. He looks at the cheering crowd and then goes to the ring. He enters the ring and raises his arms in theair forming an x and drops them down violently and causes an explosion on all 4 corners of the ring. ZMaster walks over to Immune and asks for the mic. Immune hands it to ZMaster.>

ZMaster: No offense Immune. But this coming Sunday. Just 7 days away. I will be walking into Summer Sizzler to take MY rightful spot as the number one contender. For one reason or another, I have been on the wrong path. Questioning my future in this sport. The questions will be answered this Sunday. The question of who is going to be number 1 contender is answered. And that answer is................

<The lights dim down and "Away" by Mercy Drive explodes into the arena. The fans jump to their feet, as they know who's trademark music that is. From behind the curtain out walks "The Show" Eric Hardcastle. He stops and looks over the crowd and smiles. He takes a swig of his Voss water. Hardcastle, dressed in his tailored suit, reaches into his back pocket and grabs his microphone.>

Hardcastle: And the answer is right before you, ZMaster. Immune, Saint, Zmaster, the 3 of you are looking at the number one contender. At Summer Sizzler, I am getting the show that I have so richly deserved. I will get my chance at the one thing that has eluded my career and that is the World Heavyweight Championship. At Summer Sizzler, The Show is going to put on a show like no other. And I WILL walk out of Orlando Florida the new number one contender.

<The crowd pops in cheer, as all 4 men look at one another. The screen fades to black, as Valor pauses for a commericial break.>

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Congratulations To James Gibson For Winning The ROH World Title.
Congratulations To CM Punk For Having Such A Storied Career In ROH.
You Will Be Missed!

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K: And we are back. WOW!! All 4 men very confident about their match this Sunday at Sizzler.

M: That is going to be a tough match to bet on. But after what I saw here tonight by Immune. He just might be the favorite.

K: All I know, is that Gauntlet match is going to be HUGE!!! I feel bad for the guy that enters number 1. Ladies and gentlemen, our next match has already begun to develop a rivlary in Valor. Chad West and Justin Tyme. Lets get down to the ring for Steve Bond's introduction.

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, to my left. He hails from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. He weighs in tonight at 215lbs. He is............JUSTIN TYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Tyme raises his arms in the air, as the crowd begins to boo.>

K: Tyme taking some major heat tonight.

M: Why is that?

K: Are you forgetting the Straight Shoot'n With......Justin Tyme. He had some really scathing remarks made on several indivduals.

M: Thats what a shoot is.

K: You can defend it. But Tyme is paying the price.

M: Why? Cuz the humanoids are booing him. Do you really think Justin Tyme gives a damn?

SB: And his opponent. From Pensacola, Florida. He weighs in at 238lbs. He is............ CHAD WEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Fuel by Mettlica kicks in after the first line of the song “Give me Fuel give me fire give me that which I desire BOOM.” After the boom in the song a huge pyro goes off and then Missy steps out and points behind herself and then Chad comes out Chad is old school face as he goes down the aisle to the ring slapping hands touching fists all the way down.>

K: Referee Shawn Esher has been assigned this contest. Chad West getting a very warm reception from these fans in Columbus.

M: You would think they have an issue from someone that is West Side.

K: Huh?! Chad West is from Florida.

M: Exactly.

K: Sometimes you just sa................TYME ATTACKS WEST!!! Chad West was being checked by the referee and Justin Tyme blind sides and him the ref calls for the bell and here we go. Tyme with some clubbing blows. Tyme with the Irish whip......picture perfect dropkick and down goes Chad West. This crowd is not happy and they are letting Justin Tyme know that.

M: And Tyme is letting this crowd know they are number 1.

K: Somehow, I don't think thats what that finger stands for. Tyme now mounts Chad West and begins to hammer him with straight right hands. Tyme with West....tosses him to the floor and Justin Tyme is going to follow him out.

M: This is a fight Olberman. Nothing else.

K: You can say that again.

M: This is a fight Olberman. Nothing else.

K: Thank you.

M: Your welcome.

K: Tyme has West by the hair......right hand to the bread basket by West and another. Uppercut by Chad West. West to his feet now......thumb to the eye by Justin Tyme. Tyme has control again. Tyme with the Irish whip.........reversed and West sends Tyme crashing into the guardrail!! West now charges....clotheslining Tyme up and over the guard rail and into the front row!!! Mean Mike, Shawn Esher is losing control of this match and rather quickly. Just to keep our fans updated, I was just informed that Brandon Bailey has yet to turn up. Valor officials are trying to help Eric and Brittney in tracking down The Assassin. Yet, at this point he is a no show.

M: We need some order.

K: Referee Esher has come out the to the floor to try and talk some sense into these men. Chad West climbs over the rail and the fight is on. Straight right hands. He has Tyme....slamming his face into the rail. These 2 men will be apart of a 4 way dance at Summer Sizzler for The North American Championship.

M: The difference is. Next week, Rodney Paine and PJ Money will also be apart of that dance.

K: Yes they will. West tosses Tyme over the rail and back to ringside. Tyme crawling to the ring. West in pursuit, as Tyme rolls back underneath the ropes. West climbs back in with him. Tyme now on his knees and begging for mercy. Chad West looking towards this capacity crowd and they are enc......thumb to the eye.

M: Masterful. Dumb humanoids distract West and Tyme takes over.

K: Tyme to his feet and a knee to the gut. Justin Tyme with a dropsault and down goes West again. Tyme off the ropes......drives the elbow to the sternum. He makes the cover............





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.................................shoulder comes up by West.

M: Come on Justin. Put this guy away.

K: Tyme with West now..............hammerlock into a short armed clothesline. Oh WOW!! Thats one of The Sin City Saint's moves.

M: I think Tyme does it better.

K: A wicked smile on the face of Justin Tyme. Very happy with his handywork. Tyme has West now......Irish whip............leg lariat and quickly makes the cover..........




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....................................shoulder again comes up.

M: That was close.

K: Shoulder just sneaks up by Chad West. Justin Tyme with a scoop and slam. Now Tyme is going to the top rope. He is going to take a chance here. From the top...................shooting star press!!! That has to be it and the cover...........





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M: Oh no!!

K: No 3 count. Referee Esher says a 2 count only. 2 count only. Tyme is frustrated. He really thought he had the 3 right there. Chad West is hurting right now. And Tyme has him.......from the near corner.....Irish whip to the far......Tyme charges with a Stinger Splash............MISSED!!! Chad West gets out of the way and West bounces off the ropes........bulldogs Justin Tyme!!! And the tide has turned here.

M: Shut these humanoids up!

K: Listen to this crowd. They are strongly behind Chad West, as both men work their way to their feet. Tyme with a roundhouse and West ducks....catches him................GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Chad West going to the top rope...........MOONSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Incredible!!! The cover............




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M: YES!!! Tyme kicks out.

K: WOW!! What fortitude for Justin Tyme to kick out there. This crowd and Chad West cannot believe it. West now with Tyme.......single leg crab. He is going to try and force Justin Tyme to tap out.

M: Come on Justin. Make it to the ropes.

K: I dont think Tyme can do that. Chad West posseses a decent amount of power and he has the single leg crabbed locked in. He is grinding it on and Tyme is in a lot of pain. It just might a few more moments and Justin Tyme may be forced to tap out.

M: No, never.

K: West has it locked in....Tyme trying to......HE PUSHES OUT AND WEST PLOWS INTO THE CORNER!!

M: His head just nailed the turnbuckle.

K: OUCH!! West just collided with that turnbuckle and Tyme with the roll up..........




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...........................kickout by West.

M: Come On Justin!!

K: Tyme has regained control. A little slow to get up, but he is up now. A kick to the gut by Justin Tyme....................TYME SLIP!!!! OH MY!!! That may do it. He may have him. Tyme crawls over with the lateral press...........




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M: YES!!!

K: Foot is on the rope and the referee is waiving off the 3 count. Justin Tyme cannot believe it and he is angry as hell. He has Esher by the shirt and backing him into the corner.

M: HIT HIM!!

K: Stop it! Shawn Esher spotted the foot and is calling this match, right down the middle. Justin Tyme is extremely angry right now. Tyme turns around and grabs West....reversed. West with Tyme....Irish whip to the far......reversed again and back into the near corner....RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE!!!!

M: Ref is hurt.

K: Shawn Esher is down on all 4s, gasping for air. JOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST OUTTA TYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tyme makes the cover............1......2....3....4....5...6..7....8..........9....10.

M: You could count to 100. Stupid ref.

K: Tyme cannot believe his bad luck.

<Crowd begins to cheer.>

M: Get up ref!

K: SIN CITY SAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: WHAT?!

K: The Sin City Saint hits the ring......Tyme turns...............SAINT's HONOR!!!! Saint leaves the ring and begins to get the ref to move about.

M: Oh come on!! Why is the Sin City Saint here?!

K: Someone ran his mouth and someone paid the price. Chad West getting to his feet and he has the almost unconscious Justin Tyme...................WEST END 2000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He hooks the leg, making the cover.................




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M: NOOO!! A travesty of justice.

K: The Sin City Saint has screwed Justin Tyme outta of this win. Out of the momentum. And Chad West, the veteran takes that momentum to Summer Sizzler where he will compete for the North American Title.

M: Where is President Steven Lynch on that one?

K: I dont know....but The Sin City Saint has a smile on his face, as he is headed to the dressing room area. Chad West defeats Justin Tyme and is celebrating with the fans. How about it, Mean Mike? Chad West has a huge advantage going into the 4 way next weekend. He has the momentum of defeating a great warrior like Justin Tyme.

M: I think its crap. The Sin City Saint stuck his nose where it didnt belong.

K: Hey....when you run your mouth, you are bound to make enemies and he did just that tonight. He paid the piper. And the piper happened to be The Sin City Saint.

M: So now you're a Saint mark?

[Hardcastle]

K: HEY!! I did not say that. I was there for the shoot interview. Justin Tyme did exactly that....shoot. But when you shoot, you say things that others will take upsetting. Thus, he made himself an enemy in The Sin City Saint. I was just handed this note to keep our fans updated and Brandon Bailey has yet to be found and is not in the building. He we dont know if he is Columbus. Next up is another debut.

M: DA MAN!

K: Its going to be Rodney Paine taking on.........

M: DA MAN!

K: Ron Tibbs, better known as...........


M: DA MAN!!!

K: Yes...The Man. A big debut for Ron Tibbs.....

M: DA MAN!

K: Lets get down to the ring where, Steve Bond is with...........


M: DA MAN!

K: Actually, Rodney Paine.

<In the ring.>

SB: And his opponent, making his Valor debut. He is from Asbury Park, NJ. He weighs in at 275lbs......................"THE MAN" RON TIBBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<"Bombtrack" by Rage Against the Machine starts to play. The guitar riffs set the mood as the crowd knows who's about to come out. Once the beat drops, white pyros explode and "The Man" Ron Tibbs jumps out from the back shouting and beating his chest. He walks to the ring hitting his chest with his left then right hand while gritting his teeth. Ron Tibbs rolls under the ropes, climbs the nearest corner, beats his chest, and shouts at the top of his lungs.>

K: Ron Tibbs is in the ring and look at this man, Mean Mike.

M: DA MAN!

K: Can you please stop that?

M: You're just jealous, Olberman. I am looking at Ron Tibbs. This guy is huge. He is going to be a monster in Valor.

K: He has no easy task ahead of him tonight. Rodney Paine is a very competent wrestler. Ian Anile calls for the bell and here we go. Both men step to the ring to lock up.....Paine with the side headlock. Tibbs uses his power to Irish whip Paine.........CLOHTESLINE FROM HELL!! WOW!! He almost took Paine's head right off.

M: Thats the power of.....DA Man!

K: That is really getting annoying. Tibbs snorting in the corner. Looks like he is setting Rodney Pain up for something here. Rodney Paine working his way to his feet......Tibbs off the ropes................REALITY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: That IS IT!

K: HE makes the cover.................



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M: I TOLD YA!

K: WOW!! Ron Tibbs just annihilated Rodney Paine. That was an absolute incredible test of strength.

M: Rob Tibbs is the biggest and strongest man in Valor.

K: Aren't you forgetting PJ Money?

M: No I am not. Dont get me wrong PJ is a phenomenal competitor. But look at Tibbs. He is beefier and stronger. PJ is no match for a man like DA MAN!

K: It would be some contest for sure. Now, I have been told by our Valor officials that Eric Hardcastle will get his wish. Since Brandon Bailey is a no show, he will face The Sin City Saint and Gage Creed 2 on 1. This is incredible! It might not be the wisest decision, but he does have guts. Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to take our last commericial break. When we return.....the main event!

[Hardcastle]

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Summer Sizzler Lineup:

For The Valor World Title: "The Assassin" Brandon Bailey vs. Saku

#1 Contenders Match: Eric Hardcastle vs. Immune vs. ZMaster vs. The Sin City Saint

NA Title: Rodney Paine vs. PJ Money vs. Justin Tyme vs. Chad West

8 Man Battle Royal: Creed, Ray, Zuzzi, Voodoo, and many more!

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K: We are back!! Unfortunately, I have been told by Valor officials that all efforts were exhausted and yes...it will be a handicap match tonight.

M: I am honestly shocked here. Brandon Bailey has never no showed an event. I was sure he would be here.

K: The bad fortune is directed towards Hardcastle. He has no partner.

M: Probably couldn't find anyone either.

K: Maybe, maybe not. What I know is we need to get to the ring for our introductions.

<In the ring.>

SB: Ladies and gentlement, the following contest is your main event. It is scheduled for one fall with a 40 minute time limit. Introducing team number 1..................................THE SIN CITY SAINT AND GAGE CREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights in the arena dim down. Miseri Cantare by AFI plays and The Sin City Saint and Gage Creed appear on the entrance ramp. Strobe ights flash all around him. They slowly walk down the aisle and to the ring. They climb on the apron and enter the ring. The lights come back to full brightness in the arena.>

K: Look at the smiles on Creed and The Sin City Saint. They are loving this.

M: And they should. They have Hardcastle trapped like a dog.

K: Damn it!! I cannot believe Brandon Bailey. Or should I say, I cannot believe that it looks like The Sin City Saint and Gage Creed knew they couldn't beat Hardcastle and Bailey if Bailey was on the opposite side. So they took him out.

M: I am worried, Olberman. I dont know if Saint/Creed had anything to do about it. But I do know its not like Brandon Bailey to miss a show. Especially a match like this. He wanted this match. In a very bad way.

K: Lets just hope Brandon Bailey is ok.

SB: And their opponents. Excuse me. Their opponent. He hails from Mechanicsburg Pennsylvania and weighs in at 235lbs..................."The Show" Eric Hardcastle!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights dim down and "Away" by Mercy Drive explodes into the arena. The fans jump to their feet, as they know who's trademark music that is. From behind the curtain out walks "The Show" Eric Hardcastle with Brittney Bailey on his arm. He stops and looks over the crowd and smiles. He takes a swig of his Voss water and begins to walk down the aisle, as pyros explode all around. Hardcastle extends his hand to his fans, as he climbs onto the apron. Hardcastle walks along the apron and looks over the crowd. He tosses his Voss water and enters the ring. He walks to the camera side and climbs the ropes. He extends his right arm into the air and crowd erupts. Pyros explode from the 4 ring posts, as Hardcastle stands in the middle of the ring with his arms outstretched and his body leaned back. Brittney stands in his corner, cheering her man on.>

K: And this crowd is electric for The Show here tonight.

M: The humanoids are always electric.

K: Senior referee Noel Gevers has been assigned this all important grudge match. He is checking Hardcastle for illegal foreign objects.

M: Check him good. Deperate men will do desperate things.

K: Hardcastle is clean. Gevers going over to The Sin City Saint.

M: Olberman, check out Brittney Bailey. Is she looking hot tonight or what? Shot black skirt and a white, almost see through blouse. I'm getting ha......

K: Brittney is climbing onto the ring apron. What is going on here?

M: OH MY GOD!!! Look at that sweet ass.

K: She is waving Gage Creed over and Gage has a huge smile on his face. Gage walking along the apron over to Brittney, who is on the far side. She is smiling back at him.

M: Sin City Saint dont know what the hell is going on.

K: Gage within a few feet of her now.........SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HOLY SHI.......

K: Hardcastle connects with the spring board and down to the outside goes Gage Creed. Here comes The Sin City Saint....right hand, duck by Hardcastle. Hardcastle connects with a stinging left jab and another. The Sin City Saint is staggering back. Hardcastle with Saint....tosses him to the outside right into the waiting arms of Gage Creed.

M: Creed saves his partner.

K: Hardcastle.......TOUPE CON HELO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HOLY SHI............

K: This crowd explodes!! Eric Hardcastle is one fire!!

M: Are you ever going to let me finish my sentences.

K: Probably not. All 3 men are down, as Hardcastle gets to his feet and gets the crowd excited. Hardcastle with Saint now......slamming his face into the steel stairs. Here comes Creed. Hardcastle dropkicks the knee and Creed's face bounces off the stairs. Hardcastle back to the apron. Saint trying to get back to his feet......Hardcastle takes off........hurracanranna off the apron onto Saint to the floor!!!

M: WOW!! I cannot believe Hardcastle has been dominating?

K: Its a straight up fight out here. Referee Gevers is just letting this one go. Hardcastle with Creed......right here in front of us. He smashes Creed's face right into our broadcast table. Here comes Saint...............SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He nails The Sin City Saint with that devestating superkick!! Hardcastle rolls Creed on the table right in front of us. Mean Mike, we may need to clear out.

M: Damn you Hardcastle!!

<Broadcasters leave their chairs and move to the side of the broadcast table.>

K: Hardcastle on top of Creed, driving right hands right to the forehead. Hardcastle with that monitor......OH MY!!! He nails Creed in the head with that monitor. Hardcastle climbs down off the table.........rolls Creed to the floor in front of us.

M: Sin City Saint is back up. Woozy, but up.

K: Saint is trying to mount a comeback, but Hardcastle has him......smashes his face into the broadcast table. Hardcastle tossing The Sin City Saint on top of the table. Now what is he doing?

M: I have no idea. How is any of this legal?

K: The referee trying to give some leeway due to Hardcastle having no partner.

M: So Gevers is his partner?

K: Hardcastle climbing to the top rope. I think we need to clear out even further.

M: Damn you Hardcastle!

K: The Show from the top rope. He might be looking to end the career of The Sin City Saint. From the top.................BODY PRES..........NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

M: The Sin City Saint just used that monitor and smashed Hardcastle in the head with it and our table has collapsed.

K: That is the turning point in the match. Its over now. Is Hardcastle even conscious?!

M: I don't know. But I know he wishes he wasnt.

K: Oh God!!! Hardcastle is just gushing blood out of his head. A look of concern on the face of Brittney Bailey.

M: I would be concerned too. Hardcastle looks like he is going to drown in a pool of his own blood.

K: Creed and Saint toss Hardcastle back into the ring. The Sin City Saint in firm control here. He stomps Hardcastle in head. Saint has Hardcastle........CRAP OUT!!! Saint makes the tag to Creed. Creed comes in and just starts whaling on Hardcastle. Trying to open up that wound even more.

M: And to think, if Brandon Bailey was here, Hardcastle would at least have an opportunity to make the tag.

K: Very true. But there is no one in the corner of Eric Hardcastle. Gage Creed has Hardcastle......up on his shoulders......electric chair drop. He makes the cover...............




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...................................shoulder is up!

M: WHAT?!

K: No quit in Eric Hardcastle. The Show gets the shoulder up. Gage tags out to The Sin City Saint. Saint on the second rope.....drops the leg over the throat. This crowd not very happy with The Sin City Saint right at this moment.

M: Ahh the humanoids.

K: Saint now with Hardcastle......Irish whip.......SPINEBUSTER!!! Hardcastle sits up.........SHINING WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: That has to do it.

K: The Sin City Saint makes the cover.........



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................................3!!!!!!!

[Hardcastle]

M: THERE IT IS!

K: NO!! 2 count only. Somehow. Someway. Eric Hardcastle will not stay down.

M: Olberman, if he keeps absorbing this punishment, he is going to be in deep trouble come Summer Sizzler next Sunday.

K: Very true. The Sin City Saint cannot believe he did not get a 3 count. He has Hardcastle by the hair....right hand by Hardcastle. Hardcastle coming back, another right....rake of the eyes by Saint. He makes the tag to Gage Creed. Irish whip by Saint........SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Creed spears Hardcastle down hard!!

M: Are you kidding me?!

K: No cover this time. I think that is a huge mistake. Gage tags back out to Saint. Gage with Hardcastle......up for the powerbomb.........brings him down and holds him up.

M: What is going on here?!

K: Gage has him up. Saint takes off..........GLIMMERING WARLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The knockout shot. This has to be it. I have seen so many get knocked out by the Glimmering Warlock.

M: Now you have seen another.

K: WAIT!!!!!!!

<CROWD EXPLODES>

M: HUH?! Am I seeing things?!

K: BRANDON BAILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bailey is here!!!!!!!!! The Assassin has made it. Dressed in a pair of tattered jeans. He looks like he has been through hell.

M: Someone must have gotten to him. He has a bandage wrapped around his head.

K: He must have been in a hospital and just got out!!! This crowd is on its feet.

M: Saint and Gage are shocked.

K: Hold the phone. Hardcastle is still down. Saint makes the cover........................


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...................................Bailey stomps Saint in the head.

M: Gevers is pushign Bailey out of the ring.

K: Saint and Gage are going to use this time for a double team. Double Irish whip.....double clotheslin.........ducked by Hardcastle.........FLYING DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY HARDCASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: The humanoids are freaking again.

K: Can Hardcastle make the hot tag?! Can he get to his corner and breath life back into his team? He needs to make this tag. He needs to get to a fresh Brandon Bailey who is just drying to get into this match. Listen to this crowd. They are trying to will Hardcastle to his corner. Saint and Creed are up.....they have Hardcastle by both legs.....double mule kick and both men go down. Now Hardcastle is just inches away!! Can you feel it, Mean Mike?

M: Whatever, Olberman.

K: HOT TAG!!!!!!!!!! He makes it!! Now here comes The Assassin!!! He is in the ring and he is feeling this crowd. He is pointing at both Saint and Creed. I love it, Mean Mike!!!! Brandon Bailey is feeling this crowd. And he is making me a fan of his by the second.

M: Ban wagon.

K: Hardcastle in the corner, trying to get back to his feet. Bailey now winding up..............HE NAILS ERIC HARDCASTLE!!!

M: WHAM!!!!

K: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID HE DO THAT?! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

M: Thank you, God!!!

K: Bran...I mean....he just....what....I cannot believe what we are witnessing. Bailey rips off his bandage and there is not wound. He walks over to The Sin City Saint..............THEY EMBRACE!!!!!!!!! You have got to be kidding me. That no good rotten son of a bitch!!!

M: YES!! Olberman, you didn't expect Brandon Bailey to shake hands and kiss babies, did you?

K: That lying snake. That wolf in sheep's clothing. You son of a bitch!!! Bailey now embraces with Gage Creed. Now Saint and Creed grab Hardcastle and drag him to the middle of the ring. Brittney is in absolute shock and horror. I cannot believe that Brandon Bailey swerved us all. Damn it.

M: Bailey wants the microphone and he rips it from Steve Bond's hand.

<In the ring.>

Bailey: Ya' see what happens to ya' when ya' cross me?! Ya' see tha' consequences?!
Hardcastle, I told ya' ta' stay away from Brittney...Did ya' listen? NO! I told ya 'ta' get outta' my way in my climb to tha' mountain top...Did ya' liten?! NO! Since ya' don't like ta' listen ta' me Eric, ya' don't seem ta' respond ta' words, I have no choice but ta' respond with my fists.

<Bailey Kneels over top of a bloddy Hardcastle and hits him with the microphone square between the eyes. Hardcastle's head bounces off the mat in a pool of his own blood and Bailey continues...>

Bailey: Look at ya'! Ya' a bloody mess because of ya' own stupidity...ya' own selfishness! Saint said it earlia' this week...Ya' think tha' spotlight is only fa' you! Why?! Who told ya' that?! What about me?! What about Bailey?! Tha' spotlight isn't just yours! I've main evented every Slam since it's inception, but ya' still thought tha' spotlight was yours! Savin' Britt wasn't ta' be a nice guy...Ya' wanted tha' spotlight! Admit Eric!...I
said ADMIT IT!

<Bailey motions to Saint and Creed. They hold up a limp, bloody, nearly unconcious Hardcastle. Brandon grabs Hardcastle by the back of the head and punches him right in the stomach. Hardcastle doubles over in pain and Brandon boots him in the side...>

Bailey: Tha' spotlight isn't so great now isit?! This is what ya' wanted posta' boy! This is exactly what ya' desired! Now I'm givin' it to ya'! All tha' anguish, pain,
frustration, and torture of bein' tha' VWA posta' boy is all yours now! All my hate, disgust, and misery is bein' focused on ya' now!

<Brittney runs into the ring to try and protect the fallen Eric Hardcastle. She's crying and trying to talk to Eric in front of a now shocked Assassin. Brandon looks at Creed and Saint, then grabs Brittney by the hair and pulls her away. He stares coldly at her and says...>

Bailey: What tha' hell are ya' doin'?! Have ya' lost ya' GOD***N mind?! I neva' shoulda' brought ya' with me. Ya' been nothin' but trouble since day one...Wait...Ya' know what?! I just realized somethin'...This is your fault! That's right Britt...because of you, Hardcastle has ta' suffa'! Because ya' wouldn't listen to ya' big brotha', Hardcastle has ta'bleed! This is not my fault! Saint, Creed, and I were brought togetha' because of a masta' plan...We were brought togetha' because of you and Hardcastle! This was planned from day one! From day one we were going ta' remove Hardcastle from this miserable business...but ya' presence just made it that much easia' and that much more painful! His pain and sufferin' right now at the hands of Tha' Impact Playa's is because neither one of ya' would listen ta' me! Don't blame me Britt...blame ya' self! Look at ya' pretty boy now! All broken. Look at him Britt. Not so cute now is he? I said look at him!

<Brandon motions to Saint and Creed again. They pick him up and The Sin City Saint nails a vicious Saint's Honor that knocks Hardcastle out for good. Brandon then takes Brittney and makes her look at Hardcastle while he continues...>

Bailey: Take a good hard look...I'm gonna' burn this image in tha' back of ya' pretty little head Britt. Enjoyin' this? Are ya' happy now?! Did ya' actually think that I was gonna' tag with Hardcastle out of repsect?! HA! I hate his GUTS! Why tha' hell would I respect Hardcastle?! Olberman might give about fifteen different reasons, but not in my book. I've neva' liked him, and I've neva' respected him in any way. He was just anotha' obstacle that seemed ta' enjoy gettin' in my way. Now I'm about ta' permanently remove that obstacle!

<Brandon looks towards Saint and Creed and says...>

Bailey: Get him up one more time!

<Saint and Creed pick up the lifeless body of a bloodied, beaten, and broken Hardcastle. Brandon pulls out a mini bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila and opens it up with his teeth...>

Bailey: I've given up on this stuff, but when I was goin' through my pain, it brought me comfort. Afta' tonight, afta' we end ya' career Hardcastle, Jose is gonna' come ya' best and only friend!

<Brandon has Gage Creed open Hardcastle's mouth. Brandon then pours the tequila down his throat, waking Hardcastle up. As Hardcastle begins to struggle, Saint gives him a stiff left hook to the stomach to calm him down. As Hardcastle's knees buckle, Brandon tosses Brittney to the corner and quickly grabs a steel chair...>

Bailey: Eric...I wanted ya' ta' be awake fa' this moment. I wanted ya' ta' hear these final words of ya' miserable career...Next time someone gives ya' advice...take it!

<Saint and Creed push Hardcastle towards Brandon. As Eric stumbles, Brandon winds up and hits him right across the face with the chair as hard as he can. Hardcastle immediately drops as blood pours from his nose and mouth. Brittney crawls over to him and starts screaming at the top of her lungs for help. Brandon looks at the huge dent in the chair with Hardcastle's blood, smiles, and says...>

Bailey: Hardcastle has no friends Britt...That's why this was so easy. Ya' posta' boy is finished. I told ya' I had a three step plan. Beat Hardcastle, Remove tha' thorn in my side from tha' VWA,and win tha' World Title at Sizzler. Hardcastle was that thorn in my side, and just like I said I would, two out of three steps are now complete. I hope ya' love him Britt, 'cause he's gonna' be suckin' oatmeal through a straw!

<Brandon now looks at the crowd and yells...>

Bailey: We're Tha' Impact Playa's, and tonight we've made our first Impact in tha' VWA! Anybody got a problem? Step up and get exactly what Hardcastle just got!

<Brandon drops the mic and hocks a loogie right on Hardcastle's face. He highfives both Creed and Saint as they leave Brittney in the ring crying over Hardcastle's body. The ring is beginning to fill with garbage. The screen fades to the Valor logo and then to black.>

[Hardcastle]

Thank you Brandon Bailey for contributing the end promo to Sunday Night Slam. It was flawlessly executed.

Honestly, did anyone see that coming?!

[miwwfke]

Ganador was not mentioned once in these results.

Lots of the refs were horrible on this show. IF anyone goes out of line or interferes in the North American title match, they will have Ganador to answer too. Nice results, Hardcastle. No one ever won the last match, right?

[Hardcastle]

miwwfke said:

Ganador was not mentioned once in these results.

Lots of the refs were horrible on this show. IF anyone goes out of line or interferes in the North American title match, they will have Ganador to answer too. Nice results, Hardcastle. No one ever won the last match, right?

Sorry Ganador. I should have worked you into the results. But to be honest with you, the card came out shitty all around other than the last part that Bailey wrote. I was swamped all week and had to cram them in on Sunday. They just didnt come out the way I wanted too. I wanted a decent match from West and Tyme, cuz both men rped for it. But we had a handful of no shows. My fuck up on not working you into that match. Should have had you count the 1, 2, 3

[miwwfke]

hardcastle said:

miwwfke said:

Ganador was not mentioned once in these results.

Lots of the refs were horrible on this show. IF anyone goes out of line or interferes in the North American title match, they will have Ganador to answer too. Nice results, Hardcastle. No one ever won the last match, right?

Sorry Ganador. I should have worked you into the results. But to be honest with you, the card came out $hitty all around other than the last part that Bailey wrote. I was swamped all week and had to cram them in on Sunday. They just didnt come out the way I wanted too. I wanted a decent match from West and Tyme, cuz both men rped for it. But we had a handful of no shows. My f**k up on not working you into that match. Should have had you count the 1, 2, 3

It's alright.

[Sin City Saint]

definitely not your best hardcastle. but u did hype the ppv really well and i know u wanted to do that. and u got me into a new feud that i wanted so that worked. so while the matcvhes werent that great, u did accomplish some major goals.

[Justin Tyme-Can You Feel It?!?]

miwwfke said:

Ganador was not mentioned once in these results.

Lots of the refs were horrible on this show. IF anyone goes out of line or interferes in the North American title match, they will have Ganador to answer too. Nice results, Hardcastle. No one ever won the last match, right?

yeah Ganador will fuck you up. thats the dead truth these were alright but could have been better. I liked the hype going into the PPV and it's about time that Tyme suffered his ROI loss

[Hardcastle]

justintyme said:

miwwfke said:

Ganador was not mentioned once in these results.

Lots of the refs were horrible on this show. IF anyone goes out of line or interferes in the North American title match, they will have Ganador to answer too. Nice results, Hardcastle. No one ever won the last match, right?

yeah Ganador will f**k you up. thats the dead truth these were alright but could have been better. I liked the hype going into the PPV and it's about time that Tyme suffered his ROI loss

Ahem......VALOR!

Flame me. Flame me. I know. Sorry guys. Sizzler will be much better.

[Justin Tyme-Can You Feel It?!?]

ah yeah Valor I forgot. thanks for the reminder. it's just i think ROI was the longest name we had. although it's close between Valor and ROI.