Sunday Night Slam Results 8/28/05

[Hardcastle]

Sunday August 28, 2005

Bell Time: 9pm EST

From The Civic Center In Lakeland, Florida

<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>

Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.

<An image of Saku rolling up The Sin City Saint And Hooking The Trunks To Advance To The Finals Is Shown.>

Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.

<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, Chad West and Immune fades in and then out. An image of The Sin City Saint, Saku, Ron Tibbs, Voodoo, PJ Money and Justin Tyme, fades in and out. >

Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values..

<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>

Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.

<An image of The Sin City Saint diving through the ropes onto Saku.>

Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.

<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>

Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.

<An image of the Valor Tron is seen and the camera pans over a filled arena.>

Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.

<An image of Immune exploding into fury following his attack on Saku is shown.>

<The screen fades to black. Suddenly, pyros explode all over the stage, the Sunday Night Slam theme song plays "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin and the camera cuts to ringside, where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated.>

K: Welcome everybody to Lakeland, Florida!!!!!!!! Welcome To The Center Of Hurricane Katrina!!!!!! Welcome to Sunday Night Slam!!! I'll be your host, Kevin Olberman and NOT alongside me is my tag team partner, Mean Mike Patrick. Evidently, Mean Mike....had some trouble getting to the arena this evening due to..........

<Suddenly, Mean Mike comes stumbling into the broadcast area. His hair his dishelved, carrying a news paper under his arm. Mean Mike is almost out of breath.>

M: HOLY CRAP!! Its really windy out there.

K: Its The Hurricane!

<Mean Mike begins to look around.>

M: The Hurricane?! WOW!!! Shane Helms joined Valor! Where's he at?!

K: NOT THE HURRICANE FROM WWE......Hurricane Katrina.

M: Is that his Hurri-Chick?

K: Forget it. Glad you could grace us with your presence, Mean Mike.

M: Its always your pleasure.

K: Thank you. Tonight, we have a great show on tap. Its all capped off with our HUGE return Main Event From Summer Sizzler. Saku will get a rematch with The New World Heavyweight Champion, "The Assassin" Brandon Bailey. Now, I had a chance to sit down with the champ this past week to conduct our second Shoot Interview and all I can is WOW!! How revealing can one interview get? In fact, Brandon and I spent over 2 hours one evening to conducting just the first part. Bailey had a lot to say about a lot of different people spanning his entire career. This is a must have. I hear the first part will air this week on The All Wrestling Channel.

M: Of course, Olberman. Bailey has had a career that has spanned close to fifteen years in this business. He will have a lot to say.

K: You won't believe what Brandon Bailey said about Shane Michaels.

M: Shane Michaels?! Damn it!! Don't even mention his name.

K: Don't forget our main event features a special guest referee tonight. Someone to make sure we keep some law, order and justice going.........The Mighty ZMaster.

M: I don't like this, Olberman. How can anyone expect a man in a mask to call a match impartial?

K: What the hell does the fact that he wears a mask have anything to do with it?

M: You can't trust someone wearing a mask. They have something to hide.

K: Oooo k. The World Title rematch aint the only title match tonight. Tonight, hometown boy Chad West is going to defend his newly won NA Title against "The Man" Ron Tibbs. Tibbs won an 8 man battle royal for the right to face The North American Champion right here on Slam.

M: The Sin City Saint is in action. And also a newcomer, The Creeper. Olberman, The Creeper gives me the creeps. Almost as bad as Jayden Raine did.

K: Speaking of The Creeper......he is in our opening bout. Wait a minute....

<"Chicago" by Sammy Davis Jr. begins to play, as "The Assassin" Brandon Bailey comes walking from behind the curtain. He heads to the ring with the Valor World Title over his left shoulder. Once he enters the ring, he snatches the microphone from Steve Bond.>

Bailey: Tha' Champ is here!

<Fans boo unmercifully>

Bailey: Shut tha' hell up! I didn't win this title fa' anyone of ya', so I could care less what tha' hell ya' think of me!

<Fans boo louder>

Bailey:I expect that from all of ya'! I expect that from tha' VWA locka'room! I'm tha' most hated man in this miserable business and I couldn't be happia' right now! I'm on top of tha' mountain with my gold, and right now no one can touch me...

<Bailey pauses>

Bailey:...Actually, I take that back. I can be touched, just not stopped. I can be injured and forced ta' forfeit my belt. I would have ta' give up my glory because of some no talent, jealous, son of a bitch in tha' back! I would no longa' be tha' Icon of tha' VWA due ta' some stupid regulation.

<Fans cheer>

Bailey: Shut tha' hell up! You'd probably love that wouldn't ya'?! You'd probably love ta' see me hurt and put on tha' shelf fa' a couple of months. You'd like ta' see Saku, or Hardcastle, or ZMasta' as tha' champ.

<Fans cheer again.>

Bailey: Well, that ain't gonna' happen! I'll tell ya' why. Right now, Tha' Impact Playa's are down ta' two memba's, thanks ta' Eric "F***in"Hardcastle.

<Fans cheer.>

Bailey: Since we're down ta' two, and I'm not tryin' ta' hold Saint ta' guard duty, I've acquired some...protection. I've contracted someone ta' help me watch my back. When ya' on top of tha' world, everybody wants ta' see ya 'fall. So ta' ensure that I don't fall, I've gotten tha' best protection in tha' VWA...

<Brandon points to the entrance ramp and "Bomb Track" by Rage Against The Machine begins to play. Ron "The Man" Tibbs walks out wearing his wrestling gear and the crowd starts to boo. Unphased, Tibbs walks to the ring and climbs through the ropes. He shakes Brandon's hand and nods his head. Brandon smiles and addresses the crowd again...>

Bailey: VWA...This is my back up. Ron Tibbs..."Tha' Man"...Tha' most powerful force in tha' VWA right now. If anybody tries ta' lay a finga' on me outside of a sanctioned match, they'll have ta' come through this road block first! Now don't get me wrong, he's not on my side, he's not my friend, he's not part of Tha' Impact Playa's...it's just business.

<Fans boo again.>

Bailey: He's here ta' make sure I stay on top and don't get shafted outta' what's rightfully mine! Take a good look...With this insurance plan...I feel safa' already.

<Brandon drops the mic and pats Ron Tibbs on the shoulder. Tibbs flexes his pecs and follows the champ out of the ring and to the back while the fans continue to boo.>

K: Interrupted by the champ. And he has an Insurance Policy?!

M: I like it Olberman. I like it.

K: Lets get down to the ring for our opening bout.

<In The Ring.>

SB: Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first. He stands to my left.........Jayson Ray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<A mild applause for Ray.>

K: Only a luke warm response for Jayson Ray.

M: The humanoids have no idea who he is. He never cuts promos. The guy looks like a jobber to me.

SB: And his opponent. He is making his Valor debut. From Haddonfield, Illinois. He weighs in at 326lbs. He is................THE CREEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights in the arens go out and we hear the shrill laugh of the little girl in white. Hells Bells begins to play and the little girl steps onto the stage and points at the ring. Suddenly lightening strikes all four posts setting them on fire and we see that The Creeper is standing in the middle of the ring. As the fire goes out the lights slowly come on and the little girl is gone.>

K: WHAT??!?! Where is the little girl?

M: What little girl?

K: The little girl that came down to the ring.

M: You must be seeing shi......

K: I am not!! I saw a little girl. Jayson Ray immediately attacks The Creeper and there's the bell. Referee Shawn Esher is going to have his hands full.

M: Look at the size of this fella, Olberman.

K: Jayson Ray with forearm shots right to the chest of The Creeper and its just not fazing The Creeper. Creeper reaches out and grabs Ray by the throat. Creeper with Ray now.....tossed into the corner. Creeper unloading with rights and lefts to the face and now the gut. Creeper is working over Jayson Ray.

M: The power of the big man is phenomenal.

K: He is just manhandling Jayson Ray. The Creeper with Ray up on his shoulders.............into an air plane spin. Around and around they go.

M: I am getting dizzy just watching this.

K: Creeper.........launches Ray right off his shoulders and out of the airplane spin. WOW!!! The power of this man is just incredible. Creeper with Ray now lifting him up.....Ray fires a right hand to the stomach and another. Ray up........standing dropkick and big man stumbles back. Ray off the ropes...........BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!!!! Down goes Jayson Ray.

M: I think that only served to infuriate The Creeper.

K: To true. The Creeper with Ray now. Double underhook...........up..........DARKNESS!!!!! His finisher....double underhook to the powerbomb on the neck. The cover...........



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.........................3!!!

M: Count to a million. I dont see Jayson Ray getting up.

K: Very true. I think Ray might be hurt. He may need some medical attention.

M: He may need a toe tag.

[Hardcastle]

K: The Creeper was extremely impressive. Shawn Esher even a little hesistant to raise the arm of The Creeper. Our next match is going to pit the other half of The Impact Players....The Sin City Saint.

M: Nothing more than a warm up for Saint. Brandon Kash isn't in his league. Hell, most of the time, Kash aint even in this league at all.

K: You are extremely critical tonight.

M: Thats me. At least I show up each week to do my job.

K: Can't argue that. Lets get down to the ring with Steve Bond, once again.

<In the ring.>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. To my right......BRANDON KASH!!!!

<A mild applause for Kash.>

K: This Lakeland crowd not a fan of guys who sit back and watch from the sidelines.

M: Are you?

K: Nope.

SB: And his opponent. From Sin City Nevada. He weighs in at 225lbs.....................The Sin City Saint!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights in the arena dim down. Miseri Cantare by AFI plays and The Sin City Saint appears on the entrance ramp. Strobe lights flash all around him. He slowly walks down the aisle and to the ring. He climbs on the apron and is poised on one knee. He over looks the crowd, then enters the ring. He takes off his ring jacket and leans back in the corner. The lights come back to full brightness in the arena.>

K: Senior referee Noel Gevers assinged this contest. The bell sounds and we are off. Both men lock up.....Kash with the side headlock. Irish whip.....by Saint....Kash off the ropes and Saint has his head down......kick to the face, staggers The Sin City Saint back and a clothesline by Kash........out goes The Sin City Saint!!

M: WHOAH!

K: Maybe we were wrong about Brandon Kash. Saint on the floor, trying to get to his feet. Kash is going high risk to the top rope. Saint turns and Kash will fly!!!!!!!!!! Saint ducks and Kash lands on the steel rail!! OH MY GOD!!

M: Smart move. Real smart.

K: The Sin City Saint with Kash....tosses him back into the ring. Saint now with Kash........................SAINT's HONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS IT!! It has to be. Cover..........




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................................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: After Saint's Honor....its academic.

K: Yes it is. The Sin City Saint emerges tonight with a pretty easy victory over Brandon Kash. And just like that, we are ready for our next match. The North American Title is on the line. Ron Tibbs, the new hired hitman for Brandon Bailey sqaures off against Florida's own.....Chad West. What do you think, Mean Mike?

M: I think we are going to see a new North American Champion.

K: I dont know. Chad West was impressive last week at Sizzler in his title win. And again in front of the hometown crowd? I thi.........wait just a second. I am being told that something is going on in the dressing room area. Lets take you back there.

<Camera switches to dressing room area, where Eric Hardcastle and Ron Tibbs are having a fist fight. Security comes darting in.>

K: OH MY!! Hardcastle and Tibbs!! A fight has broken out. Security is stepping in.

M: Let them go.

<Steven Lynch appears, as security restrains both men.>

SL: What the hell is going on here?

<Neither Hardcastle or Tibbs say anything, but both men attempt to get to one another.>

SL: Fine. If neither one of wishes to speak and all you two want to do is fight........then fight you will. Right here....NEXT WEEK!!! Eric Hardcastle and Ron Tibbs.....one on one on Slam!

<Steven Lynch begins walking down the hall, as Hardcastle and Tibbs are being moved to their seperate dressing rooms. Lynch arrives at his office door. The door is slightly ajar. Lynch has a puzzled look on his face, as he walks in. Inside, he finds Chad West laying on the floor. Blood is pouring from his head onto his North American Title. Lynch races to Chad's aide. He grabs his walkie talkie from his back pocket and radios for medical assistance. The screen fades back to ringside.>

K: MY GOD!!! Chad West.....look at him.

M: What happened to him?

K: I don't know. But its an alarming site. I am being told that the match for the NA Title has been cancelled tonight. Chad West looks like he is bad condition, folks.

M: Main event time then.

K: Yes it is. The main event is next. The Assassin defends against Saku. I can't wait. Steve Bond....take it away.

<In the Ring.>

SB: The final contest tonight is scheduled for one fall. It has a 30 minute time limit and is for The Valor World Heavyweight Championship!!!!!!!!!!! Introducing first.....the special guest referee.............ZMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<ZMaster raises his arms up in the air. Dressed in a pair of wind pants, a sleeveless referee shirt and his patented mask.>

SB: And to my left...........................SAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The crowd begins to boo immensely. Saku flips off some of the front row fans.>

K: The Orlando fans were actually cheering Saku. But Lakeland is booing them. What did he do to Lakeland.

M: He no showed the press conference earlier this week.

K: I think Saku was in intense training for this match.

SB: And his opponent. He is reigning and defending Valor World Heavyweight Champion. He hails from Chicago Illinois and weighs in at 239lbs........................."The Assassin" Brandon Bailey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<A single spot light hits the entrance way as Sammy Davis Jr.'s "Chicago" blares throughout the arena. As Brandon walks out slowly with both arms raised showing the Valor World Championship Belt. Once the music really starts going, Brandon slowly walks to the ring with a scowl on his face and argues with a few fans, as Ron Tibbs accompanies him to the ring. Brandon then climbs under the bottom rope, slumps in the closest corner and waits for his opponent as the music fades out.>

[Hardcastle]

K: I can't wait.

M: The champ is here!!!

K: Ok, Muhammad. ZMaster calls for the bell and both men step to the middle of the ring. Saku.....SLAPS!!! Bailey. WoW!!!

M: What utter disrespect.

K: Saku with a straight right hand and another and another. Saku with Bailey against the ropes....Irish whip..............catches him........RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Time out.

K: Bailey rolls to the outside. And Saku is not giving him any time to catch his breath. Saku rolls out to the floor and goes out after him. Bailey runs to the far side and slides back into the ring. Saku follows him and Bailey stomps him in the back of the head.

M: Now thats intelligence.

K: Bailey with Saku now......Irish whip by Bailey....reversed by Saku......Bailey comes off the ropes and Saku plants him with a clothesline. Saku now with Bailey.....stomping away at him. Saku off the ropes.......measures him and drives a forearm to the face. He makes the cover.............




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....................kickout by Bailey.

M: Thats a fast count, ZMaster. Call it down the middle.

K: What match are you watching?

M: Obviously not the same you are. That was a fast count.

K: Just stop it.

M: Even a humanoid like yourself can see that, Olberman.

K: I am no humanoid. Saku is up and he stomps Bailey in the head. Saku grabs Bailey by the ankle.....an ankle lock!! Saku is going submission here.

M: Bailey is a master of counters.

K: Bailey is on his stomach....gonna be tough to counter this one. Saku wrenching it on and ZMaster is right there to hear the submission. Bailey trying to escape....trying to get to the ropes.

M: Come on Brandon.

K: Bailey is close and YES!! He makes it to the ropes. The hold must be broken.

M: Come on Zmaster. Break the hold.

K: Z.....making the count, as Saku is not wanting to relinquish the hold.....1....2....3.....4.....

M: DQ him!

K: Saku lets go on 4. Almost was DQed. Saku pulling back and Zmaster checking in on Bailey. Bailey struggling to get to his feet. Bailey is using the ropes and Zmaster is right there, making sure Brandon wants to continue.

M: Of course he does.

K: Bailey on his feet.....SHOVES ZMASTER!! What the?!?!

M: Oh no! Brandon, dont do that. Go win the match.

K: Zmaster not happy. He is warning Bailey. Here comes Saku......double sledg....no counter by Bailey, right hand to the gut. Bailey grabs Saku......side Russian Leg sweep.

M: I thought he was going for The Chicago Face Buster.

K: I thought so to. But instead, a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Bailey is up and grabs Saku by the legs...spread......drives the head to the groin!!! Come on!

M: Great move.

K: Zmaster thinks the move was questionable. It was fairly obvious, it wasnt going to be a headbutt to the stomach, but one to the groin. Bailey is up and has a wicked smile on his face. ZMaster warning Bailey.....Z grabs Bailey by the arm, as Bailey tries to walk away.

M: Dont touch the champ!

K: Bailey turns.....he shoves Zmaster for the second time!!

M: Oh no!!

K: Zmaster.....shoves Bailey and Bailey goes down. Bailey back up and he is in the face of Zmaster! Zmaster and Bailey exchanging words now.

M: Come on champ! Forget the masked freak. Get to beating Saku.

K: Saku trying to get to his feet. Bailey turns back to Saku...right to the gut. And another. Uppercut by Saku. Saku on his feet now.....Irish whip............POWERSLAM BY SAKU!!! Into the cover........




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.................shoulder comes up.

M: Damn that ZMaster and his fast counts.

K: Bailey stumbles up and Saku grabs him....introduces him into the turnbuckle of the far corner and Bailey comes walking out of the corner......face flop, ala Ric Flair.

M: OH NO!

K: Could the challenger take down the champion, right here tonight?!

M: No way!

K: Saku grabs Bailey.........German suplex........rolls into a second German........continues the roll.......thrid German.......Bailey is almost out....wait, elbow to the face by Bailey, brakes Saku's grasp......Bailey hits the ropes and Saku.....standing dropkick!!!! Beautifully executed. Saku for the quick cover........




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....................shoulder comes up again.

M: And you are saying that aint fast, Olberman?

K: I think Z's count have been exactly the same time each time. Saku a little frustrated. He really thought he had him right there and I think the crowd did too. Wait....just one second. The Sin City Saint is coming down to ringside. What is going on here?

M: Plan B.

K: Plan B?! Saku sees Saint and he is having words with him. Saint climbing on the apron now. Saku takes a swing and Saint ducks. Saint throws a right.....Zmaster grabs Saint's right hand. Look at the power of the mighty Zmaster. Bailey from behind.....roll up......1....2....3.....4....5.....6....7....8.....9.....10.

M: Look at this horrible officiating.

K: Saint drops down and Zmaster warning Saint to stay out of this. Zmaster finally turns..........



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...............kickout.

M: DAMN IT!!!

K: Saku up and so is Bailey........clothesline and down goes Saku. Bailey back up and he is in the face of Zmaster again. They are exchanging words. The champion is not backing down to the referee.....SLAP!!! Oh come on!!

M: I dont think that was very wise.

K: Bailey's hand is hurting now and Zmaster has only had the anger drawn out of him. Zmaster now backing down Bailey. Zmaster is going to level the champion and rightfully so.

M: Rightfully so? The referee nails the champ is right?

K: In this case, yes.

M: You are so bias, Olberman.

K: Let him have it Z. Wait....Saint grabs Zmaster and pulls him to the outside. Zmaster throttles The Sin City Saint and down goes the Las Vegas native.

<Crowd explodes into cheers.>

M: What is go....

K: HARDCASTLE!!!! From the crowd comes Eric Hardcastle. He enters the ring. Bailey has Saku. Hardcastle is going to nail Bailey with that Showstopper superkick. Bailey sees Hardcastle.....there goes The Show........Bailey tosses Saku.......SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!! Right to the face of Saku.

K: Zmaster letting Saint have it. Hardcastle cannot believe he nailed Saku and Bailey is loving it. Hardcastle sees Bailey. Now he is going to let Brandon have it.

<Crowd boos.>

M: DA MAN!!

K: TIBBS!?!? Hardcastle turns.....REALITY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To the floor goes Hardcastle and Tibbs is going out after him. Bailey grabs Saku.......Chicago Crippler!!!!

M: YES!!!

K: Zmaster turns and sees Bailey has The Crippler on Saku. Zmaster in poistion.

M: Tap you SOB!

K: Zmaster right there, center of the ring and Saku.....will he be able to outlast the pain? Can he make it to the ropes? No, he cannot. Saku taps out.

M: The Champ retains!

K: Tibbs comes back into the ring and so does The Sin City Saint.

M: The celebration is on.

K: Brandon Bailey steals one tonight. And Zmaster is forced to hold the hand of Brandon Bailey up. Bailey has the title in one hand and Z holds the other up.

M: Saint joins in on the celebration.

K: Bailey turns and extends his hand to Zmaster. Zmaster a little cautious.

M: See what kind of man The World Champ is.

K: I dont trust him. Zmaster accepts and they shake hands. The Sin City Saint spins Zmaster around and he extends his hand to Zmaster. WOW!! A new leaf turned over by The Impact Players. Zmaster accepts and shakes the hand of The Sin City Sai................LOW BLOW!!!!

M: HA! HA!

K: NOOO!! You bastard. You son of a bitch!

M: HA! HA! Suprised?! I'm not. A leopard never changes his spots.

K: Zmaster dropped down to his knees and Saint continues to shake his hand in a mocking way. Here comes Hardcastle with a chair!!!!!!!!

M: Get out of there.

K: Bailey, Tibbs and Saint escape and leave the ring. They celebrate up the aisle, as Hardcastle kneels beside Zmaster, dropping the chair behind him.

M: Saku is not happy.

K: The Impact Players head up the aisle and Saku is very angry. Saku .....what is he doing?! Saku has the chair...........WHAM!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!

K: Saku nails Hardcastle in the back with that chair and down goes The Show. And look at the look across Saku's face.

M: Thats a look of refocus.

K: Why Saku? Why? Why did you nail Eric Hardcastle with that chair?! Damn you Saku!!! We are out of time......For Mean Mike Patrick, I'm Kevin Olberman........good night from Hurricane riddled Florida!!!!

[Bailey]

I've got insurance now! Tibbs is just like Allstate...I'm in good hands. Good job as usual. Especially since only half of the card rp'd . What's up with that?

[Sin City Saint]

results were pretty sub par. but since the rps were just piss poor, what can u do? we got some new peoplke i saw sign up. so hopefully they start contributing. cant believe that the na champ never rped. give me a shot at the belt. ill take it from him and defend it with pride.

[miwwfke]

Results have been added into the result's thread.