Sunday Night Slam Results 9/4/05

[Hardcastle]

Sunday September 4, 2005

Bell Time: 9pm EST

From The BJCC Arena In Birmingham, Alabama

<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>

Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.

<An image of Saku rolling up The Sin City Saint And Hooking The Trunks To Advance To The Finals Is Shown.>

Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.

<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, Chad West and Immune fades in and then out. An image of The Sin City Saint, Saku, Ron Tibbs, Voodoo, PJ Money and Justin Tyme, fades in and out. >

Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values..

<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>

Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.

<An image of The Sin City Saint diving through the ropes onto Saku.>

Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.

<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>

Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.

<An image of the Valor Tron is seen and the camera pans over a filled arena.>

Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.

<An image of Immune exploding into fury following his attack on Saku is shown.>

<The screen fades to black. Suddenly, pyros explode all over the stage, the Sunday Night Slam theme song plays "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin and the camera cuts to ringside, where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated.>

K: Welcome everybody to the BJCC Arena in Birmingham, Alabama!! Welcome to the deep south!! Welcome to Sunday Night Slam!! I'll be your host Kevin Olberman and alongside me is my tag team partner, Mean Mike Patrick.

M: Thank you. Thank you.

K: Mean Mike, we are in the midst of one of the greatest natural disasters to ever strike this country in the form of hurricane Katrina. We were very lucky to escape its terrible power last Sunday.

M: Yes we were.

K: Unfortunately, not everyone was as lucky as us. Over 1000 people are reported dead at this time. And tens of thousands are without food, shelter, nothing more than the clothes on their back. We here at Valor would like to take the next silent 30 seconds to pause and reflect back at the tradjedy that has faced this southern part of our country.



















M: Truly sad.

K: Yes it is, Mean Mike. Tonight, we are scheduled with a HUGE mega event. Sunday Night Slam is gonna feature some major debuts, a huge non title match and a heated main event.

M: Yes...3 debuts in fact.

K: Zmaster is here and so is Brandon Bailey.

M: Thats gonna be interesting. I cant wait to see Bailey punk Zmaster out again.

K: Yeah...when its 3 on 1, sure its easy. Zmaster has been extremely upset all week. I spoke to him earlier today and he said he is here for one thing.....put The Assassin in his place.

M: Brandon is in his place......on top of Valor as World Champion.

K: That might not last very long, if Zmaster has his way with him.

M: Fat chance.

K: Brandon Bailey has no easy task at hand tonight. He is going one on one with a man who made his debut last week, an impressive one at that.......The Creeper.

M: That guy is creepy. But being creepy dont make you good. The Assassin will continue his undefeated streak or my name aint Mean Mike Patrick.

K: You're name aint Mean Mike Patrick....its.......

M: Dont even!! It is Mean Mike Patrick.

K: Ok...your secret is safe with me. And our main event features a heated battle that erupted last week. Eric Hardcastle continues his war with The Impact Players. This week his sights are set on the insurance policy, Ron Tibbs.

M: Tibbs is Da Man!! Hardcastle will find that out first hand tonight.

K: Well.....Steve Bond is in the middle of the ring, ready for the introductions of Jaysin and Thunder. So lets get down to the ring.

<In The Ring.>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest is scheduled for one fall. This match has a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, to my left. He weighs in at 2............

<The lights go out. Lots of fire begins to form on the screen for the entrance. Explosion hits the air and the ramp catches fire and forms a square. A man begins to rise up there and it's ZMaster with Step Up playing. The crowd begins to cheer and then starts walking down the ramp with a serious look. He looks at the cheering crowd and then goes to the ring. He enters the ring and raises his arms in the air forming an x and drops them down violently and causes an explosion on all 4 corners of the ring.>

K: ZMaster and Steve Bond leaves the ring.

M: What is he doing? He aint the refereee.....Jeff Bausman is.

K: Jaysin and Thunder are looking at ZMaster. Thunder.....uh oh!

M: Trying to make a name for himself.

K: Forearm shivers to Z.....Z grabs him by the throat.....CHOKESLAM!!!!!! My God!! ZMaster is sending a message to the World Champion.

M: Stop him Bausman.

K: Jaysin comes over to celebrate with ZMaster. Jaysin looking for a high five......ZMaster....KICK TO THE GUT!!! DEATH SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: The One is now The Deuce.

K: Zmaster just destroyed The One!! Jeff Bausman trying to restore order here.........CHOKESLAM TO THE REF!!!!!!!!!!!

M: You cant put your hands on an official.

K: You seemed to be fine when Brandon did it last week to Zmaster.

M: Well...I...I...

K: Regardless...Zmaster is going to feel that in the wallet come Monday morning. Zmaster is asking for the stick.

<Zmaster takes the microphone from Steve Bond.>

Z: Brandon Bailey!!!! I have been in this great sport for several years now. And in all those years I have never..........EVER been treated with such disrespect like I was last week, right here on Slam! Brandon Bailey....you will respect me. I am issuing the challenge to you. September 18, 2005......Pepsi Arena in Albany New York.....Valor Before Glory!! You and me Bailey....one on one.....FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

[Hardcastle]

<Brandon Bailey appears on the Valor Tron. He is seated in his locker room with the Valor World Title resting on his lap. Seated next to him is The Sin City Saint. Standing behind him, is "The Man" Ron Tibbs.>

BB: HA! HA! HA! Don't make me laugh you 7 foot dork! I am The Valor World Heavyweight Champion. I am undefeated. No one has pinned my shoulders or made me submit in this company. Who the hell are you? Some HAS BEEN living off accolades of the past. Living off a name that was built by beating guys who either couldn't cut it in Valor or guys that just cant make it to the roster of Valor. Just because you have 90% of this locker room groveling at your feet, doesn't automatically entitle YOU to a World Title shot. So no dice. Come see me when you have actually beaten someone of any meaning like.....well, like my right hand man The Sin City Saint.....or DA MAN...Ron Tibbs.

<Steven Lynch comes walking down the aisle, as Zmaster shakes his head in disgust. Lynch enters the ring and Zmaster hands him the mic.>

SL: Just hold the phone, Brandon. Zmaster, I feel for you. I know how bad you want to get your hands on Bailey. And I know how bad you want to taste Valor gold. But......unfortunately, the champion has a point. Your win/loss record is decent. But you really have not defeated any of the top stars on the Valor roster. Now tonight, you have a big match against Juba. And not take anything away from Juba.....he certainly is not in the class of a Brandon Bailey or a Sin City Saint.

<Crowd boos.>

BB: Thats right! Thank you, El Presidente.

SL: HOWEVER!!! Zmaster is a legend in the sport of professional wrestling and does deserve a chance to EARN a World Title Match for Valor Before Glory.

<Crowd cheers.>

BB: EARN?! What the hell are you talking about Lynch!?

SL: I'm going to take your suggestion, Bailey.

BB: Suggestion?! What suggestion?

SL: Right here next week. I am signing the main event. In one corner its going to be the legendary Zmaster. And in the other corner.....................THE SIN CITY SAINT!!!!!!!!!!!

<Saint's mouth gapes open.>

SL: The stipulation to this match is that if Zmaster defeats The Sin City Saint.....then Zmaster is going to Valor Before Glory and he will be challenge YOU BRANDON BAILEY FOR THE WORLD TITLE!!!!

<crowd cheers>

BB: WHAT?! You can't do that.

SL: I just did.

BB: You can't do that.

SL: I just did.

BB and SCS: You can't do that!

SL: I CAN AND I DID!!! Next week, right here on Slam. Its the main event. Zmaster versus The Sin City Saint! And you know what? Since I am sure The Sin City Saint is going to have someone in his corner. I think I will include someone in the corner of ZMaster.

BB and SCS: WHO?!

SL: Right here next week.......we will see the return of...................IMMUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Crowd cheers, as Bailey gets up and starts to throw a tantrum.>

SCS: This completely unfair you fat son of a bitch!!!

SL: You think I am being unfair, Saint?

<Brandon turns to Saint.>

BB: Don't worry man. We got the insurance policy. We are still going to be untouchable.

<Saint and Brandon smile.>

SL: Thank you for bringing that point up, Bailey. To make sure that law, order and justice is upheld. And that The Insurance Policy doesn't stick his nose where it don't belong. I am going to assign a special guest referee for this match.

BB: Don't even think about it. Lynch, you better not be thinking who I am thinking.

SL: Who are you thinking?

<Bailey's nostrils begin to flare.>

BB: You know who I am thinking.

SL: Ahhhh. By the flare of your nostrils................YES!! The Special Guest Referee will be........ERIC HARDCASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<crowd explodes>

BB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SL: Good luck next week Saint....you're gonna need it.

<Crowd explodes into cheers to show its sign of approval towards President Lynch's decisions to add Immune and Hardcastle to the match. President Lynch begins to walk up the aisle, as Zmaster begins to exit the ring. Lynch reaches the middle of the stage and then "Your Stoned Messiah" Michael Kyzer leaps over the guard rail and rushes towards Steven Lynch. Security immediately comes dashing out and tackles Kyzer down. They begin to handcuff him.>

SL: You lousy piece of crap! I fired your ass!! Get the hell out of here.

<Lynch begins to direct security.>

SL: Get this piece of human waste out of my sight. You no good rotten druggie! We don't want your kind around here.

<Kyzer spits a huge loogie on President Lynch. Lynch sees it and paint brushes Kyzer, as security begins to drag him out of the arena. Kyzer just smiles with a wicked look across his face. The screen fades to a commercial.>

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K: WOW!!! We are back and what a strange turn of events.

M: Yeah...what the hell is Mich......

K: Don't say it.....Mean Mike. President Lynch has made it very clear that his name is not supposed to cross the airwaves.

M: Did you see the loogie THAT GUY spit on President Lynch? That puppy had some substance to it.

K: Thats disgusting. I was speaking about next week's huge main event. Not some NEVER WAS AND NEVER WILL BE!

M: That is so unfair. Lynch is the most biased man in America.

K: Now you sound like Kanye West. Why does a President have to be bias all the time?

M: The odds are stacked against The Sin City Saint.

K: Don't you mean the odds are now evened up?! You know Saint is going to have Bailey and Tibbs in his corner.

M: Yeah....just for observation.

K: I'm sure they wouldn't dare to think to interfere.

M: No they would not.

K: Well, if thats true. You got nothing to worry about. Hardcastle will call it down the line and Immune will be watching Zmaster's back.

M: Immune cannot be trusted. And Hardcastle is probably the second most bias man. He hates The Sin City Saint and Brandon Bailey and Ron Tibbs.

K: Well......you have a point there. 1 out of 2 aint bad. HA! HA! HA!

M: Laugh it up Olberman. You would love to see Zmaster get a World Title shot.

K: Yes I would. And I am sure Valor's great fans would love to see it too.

M: I wouldn't and I'm great.

[Hardcastle]

K: Thats a matter of debate. Ladies and gentlemen, up next is the debut of Sane. And from what I have seen from tapes....this is gonna be a great one. Sane has a great presence in the ring. On the other hand, Jayson Ray was demolished last week by The Creeper, but is back this week to try and take down Sane.

M: I'm not familiar with either one.

K: What?! Jayson Ray has been wrestling for Valor for a month now.

M: Didn't notice.

K: Whatever. Lets get down to the ring with Steve Bond for the introductions.

<In the ring.>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first..............from Battle Creek, Michigan. He weighs in at 234lbs..................................SANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights go out, and his music plays, and a blast of fire like pyro goes off, and he walks ot on stage, with a black towel on his head. When he reaches the ring, he takes off the towel, and stands on the apron. Then he puts his arms up high, as he spits out a red liquid into the air. He then enters the ring.>

K: The crowd looks very mystifyed here at the apperance of Sane. A very intimidating entrance.

M: Is that blood?

K: I don't think so. But intimidating, nonetheless.

SB: And his opponent. He hails from Windsor, Ontario, Canada. He weighs in at 200lbs..............................."Your New Rolemodel" Jayson Ray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The arena lights slow dimmed down, to the point where most fans could only see their hands in front of their faces, as suddenly a red mist began to spew from the Valor entrance area. As the fans remain in a baffled gaze, their are over taken by the hip-hop stylings of the one and only member of the G-Unit besides The Game that isn't a bitch, Llyod Banks with "Warrior Pt. II". The fans leapto their feet as the curtains begin to slight rumble before being tossed as as the one and only Jayson Ray comes busting through, hoodcovering his face. Throwing his right fist into the air, Jayson slings his head back making the hood fall off of his head as the lights return to normal.>

K: And Jayson Ray has a new entrance of sorts. And this crowd is getting into hip hop flavor of Lloyd Banks.

M: Hip hop? Sounds more like an auction.

K: Senior referee Noel Gevers has been assigned this contest. The bell sounds and here we go. Both men come to the center of the ring and Ray extends his hand to the new comer. Sane looks a bit perplexed....staring down at the hand of Jayson Ray.

M: Its a hand, Sane.

K: I think he realizes that. Sane....slaps the hand away of Jayson Ray. Ray not happy about that. He turns around..............SANE!!! Sane attacks Ray from behind. Clubbing blows to the back. Sane now with Jayson Ray.....Irish whip..........Ray off the ropes....Sane with a clothesline....ducked by Ray.....he puts the breaks on.....Sane turns............DROPKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: RIGHT TO THE MUSH!

K: WOW!! And this crowd is loving it. Jayson Ray with a devestating dropkick. Sane rolling out to the floor, trying to regroup here. Ray going to the top rope...........twisting corkscrew moonsault to the floor and down go both men!!!!

M: That was incredible.

K: Jayson Ray has come out here tonight and is showing the world how good he really is. Maybe we spoke a little too soon last week in being so critical of Jayson Ray.

M: Maybe you did.

K: Ray with Sane now....forearm shiver and another. Ray grabs Sane......gonna smash him into the guard rail......Sane blocks it and an elbow to the face. Sane slams Ray into the steel rail. Now Sane rolls back into the ring, to break the count. Sane rolls back out and grabs Jayson Ray......a right hand and another. Sane backs Ray up.......Irish whip and Ray smashes into the corner of the steel rail on the far side. Sane backs up now............takes off............STINGER's SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good GOD!!!!

M: Jayson Ray just go pancaked.

K: And this crowd is on its feet. They are loving this incredible Valor action. Sane grabs Ray and tosses him back into the ring. Sane with a stomp to the face and now climbing to the top rope. Sane from the top...........DOUBLE STOMP TO THE ABDOMEN!!!!

M: OUCH!!!

K: Jayson Ray could be busted up internally and Sane makes the cover...........



.....1





........2







....................kickout by Jayson Ray.

M: That double stomp hurt me just sitting here.

K: Sane grabs Ray now......lifts him up into a vertical suplex........and he holds him up there. A delayed vertical suplex......1......2......3......4.....5.....6.......7......8.....9.....10!!!! Drops him down. Sane again for the cover.........



.......1





..........2







............................kikcout by Ray.

M: A sign of power by the 234 pounder.

K: Sane a little upset with the count and he is letting Jayson Ray know it by driving rights and lefts to the face. Referee Gevers is warning Sane. Sane back to his feet...stomps him in the face. Sane grabs Ray now.......Irish whip to the corner.......Ray leaps to the second.........crossbody to Sane and the cover................



...1





.......2







......................kickout!!!

M: Almost a 3.

K: Almost, almost. Sane back up.....he tries a clothesline and Ray ducks it......spin heel kick and both men are down!!!! What incredible action. What a display by both men here tonight. Sane wants to make his debut a memorable one and Ray wants to shed the image of being a jobber. Who is going to emerge victorious tonight?!

M: I really dont know, Olberman.

K: Both men trying to get to their feet. Sane is up first and now Ray. Sane comes over....kick to the gut of Ray. Sane picksup Ray.....TKO time.......spins......Ray slips out..........spins..........STUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: A variation of the Stone Cold Stunner.

K: Jayson Ray grabs Sane who is back to his feet.....jaw breaker and Sane lands straight on his ass..............Ray steps back.......THE NORTH STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: What a shining wizard.

K: Ray back up......front side dropkick to the seated Sane and Sane rolls over and into the near corner. Ray backs up.........THE BULLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shining Wizard in the corner. Ray backs up again................ANOTHER BULLET!!!!!!!!!!!! Jayson Ray is pulling out all the stops here. Ray grabs Sane now...............Brainbuster to the middle of the ring. Jayson Ray climbing to the top rope.

M: What the hell is he going for?

K: Ray from the top.......FROG SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!! That is it. Cover...........




.......1







...............2









.....................................3!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: He got him!

K: No he didnt. A 2 count says Referee Gevers. That was so close. So close. Jayson Ray cannot believe it and the fans are starting a "That Was 3" cheer.

M: Who cares about the humanoids? 80% of them cant count to 3.

K: Ray is stunned. He cannot believe it either. Ray grabs Sane in a German suplex.....standing switch and Sane has him..........GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!!!!! The tide swings again.

M: What a great counter to the German with a German of his own by Sane.

K: Sane grabs Ray now.......lifts him up...........POWERBOMB INTO THE PIN!!!!


........1







................2









.........................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HE GOT HIM!

K: NO!!! 2 count only says referee Gevers. Another close count. So close. And now its Sane who cannot believe that Ray escaped. Thats it says Sane. Sane is going to setup The Insane Drop. I have seen this move before Mean Mike. If Sane hits it......Ray will not get up. Sane grabs Ray. He has him in position......pickup........COUNTERED HURRACANNRANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Where the hell did that come from?

K: Jayson Ray sneaks away from the jaws of defeat in incredible fashion. Jayson Ray now signaling for the end. Ray has Sane now. He looks across to the crowd and calls out for The Pink Panther Driver.

M: A little showboating by Jayson Ray.

K: He is taking too much time. Ray trying to get this crowd into it.

M: He is wasting time.

K: Ray with Sane.....up he goes.................Sane counters and slips out........kick to the gut...............INSANE DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover..........



....1





.............2







................................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: ITS OVER!!!

K: He got him!! He got him!! Sane comes in and makes a successful debut against Jayson Ray. WOW!! You have to be impressed by both men. Jayson Ray may not have comes out with the victory. But he did look really good in that ring tonight. He put on a show, that no one expected. And I am believer in Jayson Ray.

M: Sane wins. Bottom line.

K: Jayson Ray rolls to the outside, obviously upset with himself for losing that match. I know Jayson Ray really wanted to be victorious tonight. But sometimes, things just dont come out the way you expect it.

M: Whatever.

K: Up next.....its going to be Zmaster coming out to take on................WHAT THE?>!?!!! Jayson Ray just smashed that steel chair over the head of Sane. Ray is bashing Sane with that chair and this crowd does not like it. Ray is spitting on Sane.

M: I like it, Olberman. Now Jayson Ray has the right attitude.

K: A poor, selfish attitude. Gevers is ordering Jayson Ray out of the ring and Ray is leaving. He stops at some fans at ringside that arent happy with him and gives them the finger. What has gotten into Jayson Ray?!

M: I dont know. But its about time.

K: Ray now in front of us.

JR: Who's the jobber now?!

K: I.....well.....I...

M: Yeah Olberman!!! Whos the jobber now?! HA! HA!

K: You said it, Mean Mike.

M: No way!!! Don't blame it on me, Olberman. Jayson Ray is a man on a mission. And he aint Mo, Mable or Oscar.

K: Jayson Ray has just put Sane down with a chair and he is leaving. Look at the smirk on his face as well. Jayson Ray is just loving what he has done to Sane.

M: I'm loving it too.

[Hardcastle]

K: Folks, as referee Gevers helps Sane back to the locker room area.....we now know from earlier tonight that next week's main event is going to feature Zmaster challenging The Sin City Saint. But not only that......Zmaster will not come alone. As we will see the long awaited return of Immune to Valor. Immune will be in Z's corner. And to top it all off......"The Show" Eric Hardcastle is going to be the special guest referee.

M: You can wipe the smile off your face, can you?

K: Ear to ear, baby. But up next......"The Assassin" Brandon Bailey is going to face off against The Creeper. This match will be non title, but the Valor Board of Directors were extremely pleased by The Creeper's performance last week.

M: Everyone was.

K: So this week, The Creeper is put to the test. As he will go one on one with the World Heavyweight Champion. Let's get down to the ring with Steve Bond for the introductions.

<In the ring.>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a non title match. It is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. From Haddonfield, Illinois. He weighs in at 326lbs..........................THE CREEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights in the arens go out and we hear the shrill laugh of the little girl in white. Hells Bells begins to play and the little girl steps onto the stage and points at the ring. Suddenly lightening strikes all four posts setting them on fire and we see that The Creeper is standing in the middle of the ring. As the fire goes out the lights slowly come on and the little girl is gone.>

K: There...it happened again.

M: What happened?

K: The little girl....she's gone.

M: What little girl?

K: You didn't see her?

M: Olberman, you are starting to lose it. Maybe you need my glasses.

SB: And his opponent. He hails from Chicago, Illinois. He weighs in at 243lbs. He is the Valor World Heavyweight Champion................................"The Assassin" Brandon Bailey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<A single spot light hits the entrance way as Sammy Davis Jr.'s "Chicago" blares throughout the arena. As Brandon walks out slowly with both arms raised showing the Valor World Championship Belt. Once the music really starts going, Brandon slowly walks to the ring with a scowl on his face and argues with a few fans. Brandon then climbs under the bottom rope, slumps in the closest corner and waits for his opponent as the music fades out.>

K: There he is! The Valor World Heavyweight Champion.......

M:.....in all his glory.

K: Well, he certainly is the champion and he is undefeated. That cannot be taken away from him. But if The Creeper has his way........Bailey will not remain undefeated by the night's end.

M: Good thing, Creeper wont have his way. Olberman, yee have little faith.

K: I take nothing away from the champion. Bailey had pretty much the hardest road to the World Title. He had to defeat Immune, then Hardcastle and then Saku to become World Champion.

M: Exactly.

K: But tonight he faces a man who weighs over 300 pounds and stands over 7 feet tall.

M: Much like Zmaster.

K: Yes, much like Zmaster. Referee Ian Anile is assigned this contest and he calls for the bell. Here we go. The champion's strategy must be a bit different tonight. He will need to wear the big man down. Use some speed and try and stay away from The Creeper.

M: Brandon already knows that, Olberman.

K: A spilit crowd tonight. No man, really a fan favorite. Both men come to the center of the ring. Bailey not backing down to the emmense size of The Creeper.

M: And why should he? He is the world champ.

K: Bailey talking a lot of smack.......SLAPS CREEPER ACROSS THE FACE!!!! And Bailey hurts his hand.

M: Brandon, why did you do that?

K: Creeper reaches out and grabs Bailey by the throat.

M: Illegal!!!

K: The Creeper is choking the life out of Brandon Bailey. Referee Anile is trying to get The Creeper to release the hold. Creeper ignoreing the referee's pleas. The Creeper pushing Bailey in the corner.......driving his weight to the body of the champion. And again. The Creeper with Bailey.....Irish whip to the near corner.........reversed by Bailey. Creeper hits the corner and the champion charges.....Creeper gets both feet up and down goes Bailey.

M: Stick and move, Brandon.

K: Creeper grabs Brandon by the throat again and tosses him into the near corner. Creeper unloads with a combination of rights and lefts to the gut. Creeper now with Bailey.....Irish whip back to the far corner..............up and over the top rope goes Bailey. Brandon on his feet....racing to the top rope. Creeper sees him and...........military press off the top and down the mat he goes!!

M: Come on champ!

K: The champion is not looking good in the early stages of this match. The Creeper has Bailey now....Irish whip......big boot to the face. The Creeper off the ropes.....BIG LEG DROP!!!! He makes the cover...........


....1





..........2







.............................kickout by Bailey!

M: Thank God it was The Creeper and not Hulk Hogan. Otherwise, Brandon would have been forced to job.

K: True dat. The Creeper is up and he grabs Brandon Bailey lifts him up for the belly to back.....Bailey counters and lands on his feet......dropkick to the knee of the big man!!

M: There ya go!! Work on the knee.

K: The champion finds a weak spot and now will expose it. Bailey grabs The Creeper by the leg.......starts to stomp at the tendon nearest to the knee. Bailey now.....drives his own knee into the knee of The Creeper. Brandon....dragging the big man to the ropes. He lays The Creeper's leg over the bottom rope........and drives his own weight down onto the knee of The Creeper. Brandon Bailey using some old school Ric Flair moves tonight.

M: WHOOO!

K: Bailey trying to charlie horse this leg of The Creeper. Bailey now yanks The Creeper's leg back towards his face and again. The knee aint supposed to bend that way.

M: Wearing him down, Olberman. Sound strategy.

K: Bailey now with The Creeper, center of the ring. He is setting him up for The Chicago Crippler. He grabs Creeper by the legs.........Creeper uses his power and breaks free and Bailey plummets to the mat face first.

M: UGH!

K: The Creeper trying to get back up on his bad wheel here. Bailey is back up. A right hand by Bailey.....Creeper blocks it and connects with his own. The champion is stunned. Bailey will try another and The Creeper blocks and connects again. Now the champion is rocked. The Creeper fires another and the champion staggers. The Creeper with another right and the champion bounces off the ropes. The Creeper turns.......CLIPPED!!!! Did you see that?!?!

M: Great move!!

K: Bailey clips The Creeper in that bad wheel. Now Bailey quickly back up, as he smells blood. The Assassin with The Creeper........FIGURE 4 in the center of the ring!!!!!!!!!!!

M: I love it. WHOOO!!

K: Can The Creeper use his awesome size to be able to stretch to the ropes?

M: Damn it!

K: It wont take much, as Bailey is trying to keep The Creeper from making it to the ropes. The Creeper just an inch or so away. Bailey struggling..........Creeper grabs the bottom rope and the hold is forced to be broken. Referee Anile begins his count.....1.....2.....3.....4..

M: Hold is broken.

K: Come on!

M: Don't get your bowels in an uproar, Olberman. The hold is broken.

K: Bailey bounces off the ropes.......drives the forearm to the face and he makes a cover..........


......1









..........2










........................kickout by The Creeper.

M: Count faster ref.

K: The Creeper has a lot of juice left in the tank still. Bailey stomps The Creeper in the face and he is headed for the apron. Where is the champion going?

M: High risk!

K: A bit uncharateristic of the World Champion.....but I saw a lot of that in the Shoot Interview I conducted with him. Make sure you check out Part 1 of that Shoot With The World Champion Online at the Valor Official Website. Order your copy today!

M: PLUG!

K: Bailey on the top rope and The Creeper is on his feet......Bailey leaps with the cross body........CAUGHT!!!!!!!!!!! The Creeper with Bailey in his grasp and lifts him onto his shoulders. Bailey uses his weight to slide down the massive frame of The Creeper. Bailey pushes THe Creeper into the corner and charges........Creeper out of the way and Bailey hits the turnbuckle hard. The Creeper with Bailey now...........Airplane Spin!!!!!!

M: Not this.

K: Around and around and around we go. Where we stop.....no body knows!

M: I think I'm gonna hurl.

K: Think of how Bailey feels.

M: I'd rather not..

K: Around and around and.....RELEASED!!!!!!!!!!! Bailey is flopping like a fish out of water, Mean Mike.

M: Damn it!!

K: The Creeper has firm control on his match now. Bailey flat on his back and The Creeper bounces off the ropes...........big splash!!!!!!!!!! The cover............






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..............................shoulder comes up.

M: PHEW!

K: Very close. The Creeper grabs Bailey.....backbreaker drop!!! The Creeper is not done though. He grabs Bailey again.........Argentine Back Breaker Rack!!!!!!!!!!!! This could do it. He makes the cover..................



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[Hardcastle]

M: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

K: No is right....a 2 count only. The Creeper is angry.

M: Come on Champ!

K: The Creeper is up. He grabs Bailey.....Irish whip...........catches him..........POWERSLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cover...........




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.................................shoulder comes up.

M: Stay in it Brandon!

K: The champion is starting to fade, Mean Mike. The Creeper stands up and he is in the middle of the ring. He is signaling for Darkness...Mean Mike. If he connects.....the champion is done for.

M: Come on Brandon!!!

K: Bailey on his knees and The Creeper has him....double underhook. Bailey counters and is up.....delivers a forearm shot to the big man and another. The champion has the challenger rocked against the ropes...........Irish whip by Bailey.....Creeper off the ropes............shoulder tackle and Bailey bounces back and hits the ropes.....kick to the gut by The Creeper. Double underhook......................DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is it. The Creeper is going to pull the big upset. He makes the cover with the leg hooked........................






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M: NOOOO!!!

K: THE SIN CITY SAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He grabs the referee and yanks him to the floor. The bell sounds. The referee is disqualifying The Assassin.

M: The Creeper looks lost.

K: He cannot believe The Sin City Saint just cost him this pinfall win. The Sin City Saint grabs Bailey and the World Title and he is trying to help his fallen compadre.

M: PHEW!! I have never been so happy to see The Sin City Saint.

K: Brandon Bailey has been spared the pinfall loss. But in the record books......The Assassin now has a 1 in the loss column and I think everyone in this arena knows The Creeper was an inch away from pinning the champion.

M: Yeah right! Brandon was about to kick out.

K: Are you kidding me?! Bailey was a beaten man. The Creeper put him down like no one in recent memory.

M: What match were you watching?

K: Why do I even bother? Steve Bond is down at the ring with the next match. Take it away Steve-O!

<In the ring.>

SB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. To my left........................JUBA!!!!!!!!!!!

<crowd sits on their hands>

SB: And his opponent. From Parts Unknown.......he weighs in at 305lbs......................ZMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights go out. Lots of fire begins to form on the screen for the entrance. Explosion hits the air and the ramp catches fire and forms a square. A man begins to rise up there and it's ZMaster with Step Up playing. The crowd begins to cheer and then starts walking down the ramp with a serious look. He looks at the cheering crowd and then goes to the ring. He enters the ring and raises his arms in the air forming an x and drops them down violently and causes an explosionon all 4 corners of the ring.>

K: Impressive entrance. Referee Shawn Esher has been assigned this contest, as he calls for the bell.

M: Who's Juba?

K: Good point. Juba is not intimidated by Zmaster....charges with some rights and lefts. A combo of punches and Zmaster is backed in the corner. Juba with the Irish whip..........Zmaster to the near corner and Juba charges...........Zmaster comes flying out of the corner with a big clothesline, dropping Juba.

M: Ouch!

K: Zmaster grabs Juba......sidewalk slam. He makes the cover.........



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......................and Zmaster pulls Juba up.

M: WHAT?!

K: I dont like this move. When you have the man beat..you beat him. Obviously, Zmaster has some other ideas.

M: He should be DQed.

K: Zmaster with Juba now...........DEATH SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No cover. What the hell?!

M: He put Juba down with his finisher and doesnt cover him?

K: Referee Esher warning Zmaster about it. Zmaster screams out....this is for Bailey. Zmaster grabs Juba.....................ANOTHER DEATH SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!! Now the cover with 1 foot over the body.............




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M: Kickout!

K: Nope. Too late....Zmaster in a very impressive and mythodical fashion has emerged victorious. Wait......SIN CITY SAINT!!! He is standing on the ramp and staring down at Zmaster.

M: Get'em Saint.

K: Zmaster sees him and is welcoming Saint down. Saint not moving. He is just staring a hole through Zmaster. Ohhhh...this is gonna happen. But its going to happen next week....Sunday Night Slam and the Main Event.

M: I can't wait.

K: We're gonna take a small commercial break....stay with us!

[Hardcastle]

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Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist, who oversaw the high court's conservative shift and presided over the impeachment trial of President Clinton, died Saturday evening. He was 80 years old and had spent 33 years on the Supreme Court.

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K: We are back. Sad to see Chief Justice Rehnquist died.

M: Agreed. Hell, he almost got that bastard Clinton out of office.

K: Wouldn't that have been awesome?

M: Sure would.

K: Our main event is next. "The Show" Eric Hardcastle and "The Man" Ron Tibbs. Let me guess....you are going with Tibbs?

M: Of course. And you are going with Hardcastle?

K: Of course. Steve Bond is in the ring, ready for the introductions.

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your main event. It is scheduled for one fall with a 40 minute time limit. Introducing first. He hails from Asbury, Park New Jersey. He weighs in at 275lbs.............."THE MAN" RON TIBBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<"Bombtrack" by Rage Against the Machine starts to play. The guitar riffs set the mood as the crowd knows who's about to come out. Once the beat drops, white pyros explode and "The Man" Ron Tibbs jumps out from the back shouting and beating his chest. He walks to the ring hitting his chest with his left then right hand while gritting his teeth................>

K: HARDCASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Typical...from behind.

K: Eric grabs Tibbs....slams him into the steel railing and another shot. Hardcastle grabs Tibbs and smashes his face int......block by Tibbs. Tibbs with Hardcastle.....Irish whip into the stair.......Hardcastle leaps up to the top stair......MOONSAULT FROM THE STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HOLY SHI.....

K: THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!! Hardcastle is a man possessed tonight. He grabs Tibbs....tossing him into the ring. Hardcaslte climbing to the top rope and Tibbs is up..........double axehandle from the top and referee Gevers calls for the bell finally.

M: Finally.

K: Hardcastle mounts Tibbs.....drives the right hands and some more rights. Hardcastle up and throws his arms to the crowd and the crowd loves it.

M: Stupid humanoids!!

K: Tibbs getting to his feet.....Hardcastle now.........PELLE!!! Tibbs goes out through the second rope and lands on the apron. Tibbs using the ropes to get to his feet.......SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!!!

M: Tibbs hits the steel rail.

K: To the floor goes Tibbs. Hardcastle from the top now.........Tibbs turns.....dives.......TIBBS DUCKS!!!

M: Yeah! Hardcastle eats the rail.

K: Hardcastle took the chance and it did not pay off. Tibbs now with Hardcastle.....tossing him into the steel steps and the steps topple over. Ron Tibbs is taking control here. Tibbs....they are right here in front of us......he grabs Hardcastle....smashing The Show's face right here in front of us.

M: I love it. Look at your hero now!

K: Tibbs tosses Hardcastle back into the ring. Tibbs with Hardcastle.....headbutt and another. He backs Hardcastle into the ropes.....Irish whip............CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!! Tibbs is quick to make the cover..........



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.....................kickout by The Show!

M: That was just plain viscious.

K: Yes it was. Tibbs has Hardcastle now...straight right hand, backing him into the corner. He Irish whips him to the far side...........Tibbs charges.........Hardcastle up........SUNSET FLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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..............................kickkout!!

M: PHEW!

K: Gevers says a 2 count only. So close. Hardcastle back to his feet....bounces off the ropes......Tibbs now up...leap frog....Hardcastle from the near side...SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!! Tibbs plants Hardcastle with the spear. Another cover with the leg hooked............



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...............................shoulder comes up! What ring presence to get that shoulder up. Just incredible timing by The Show.

M: You're giving me a headache, Olberman. You starting sound like a humanoid. Wait....you are a humanoid.

K: Tibbs grabs Hardcastle now..........COMING OF AGE!!!! 1...2....3 backbreakers. What a show of power, no pun itended. No cover this time. Tibbs is looking across this crowd and he is smiling.

M: He has Hardcastle right where he wants him.

K: Tibbs is signaling for the end here. Tibbs grabs Hardcastle.....right hand by Hardcastle. Tibbs is shaken, but connects with a knee to the abdomen. Tibbs with Hardcastle now.....set up for The Reality Check. The Irish whip...............REALI.....COUNTERED!!!! Hardcastle side steps it......off the ropes..............FLYING FOREARM SMASH!!!!!!!!

M: WHAT>?!

K: Both men are down and this crowd is starting to come alive. They want to get The Show right back into this.

M: Now the humanoids are giving me a headache.

K: Hardcastle...........KIPS UP!!! Tibbs to his feet and Hardcastle connects with a forearm shiver and another. A Ric Flair like chop.......WHOO! Tibbs in the near corner. Irish whip to the far corner.......STINGER's SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!! Tibbs comes stumbling out and Hardcastle connects with the bulldog!! The Show has this sudden burst of energy!

M: I hate this.

K: Hardcastle going to the top rope. Tibbs in prime position......ELBOW FROM THE TOP!!!! He connects. The Show to his feet and getting into position. This crowd is on its feet. Eric Hardcastle is going to give them what they want.....THE SHOWSTOPPER!

M: Well, I don't want it.

K: Tibbs slow to his feet. Hardcastle primed.....Tibbs turns........SHOWSTOP....CAUGHT>?!?!?!?

M: YES!!

K: Tibbs had the move scouted. Tibbs spins Hardcastle.....spinning heel kic.....duck by Tibbs. Hardcastle back to his feet. He hits the ropes...............ducks the clothesline of Tibbs....from the far side.........LOU THEZ PRE........THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That incredible Arn Anderson like spine buster!!!! Out of no where. This could do it.

M: Pin him!!

K: Tibbs has Hardcastle center of the ring. Tibbs wipes the sweat from his face....lateral press...........




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M: DOWN FALLS THE ALMIGHTY!!!

K: NOO!!! 2 count says senior referee Gevers.

M: Damn it! Don't say 3, unless you actually see a 3.

K: Soooorrrry!!! Hardcastle escapes...somehow....someway. What an athlete. What a.....

M:.....bunch of crap! Shut up Olberman!

K: Tibbs to his feet and he is going to setup The Reality Check. If he connects with this.....its over. Hardcastle stumbles to his feet. Hardcastle turns.......REALITY CHEC......sidesteps it again and Tibbs connects with the ref.....no, he puts on the breaks. Tibbs almost collided with the referee. Tibbs turns.............JUST LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

K: Hardcastle with the JLT. And Just Like That....Its over.

M: DAMN IT!

K: Wait.....Hardcastle not making the cover. Hardcastle back up and has Tibbs by the leg. He turns......THE END OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!! The Career Killer With The End Of The Road!!!!! His variation of the Hangman's Noose.

M: Fight it......come on Tibbs....fight it.

K: I dont see Tibbs even trying to fight. I think he might be out of it. Gevers signals for the bell!! Its over.....The Show wins!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: I hate when he wins.

K: Hardcastle has defeated Ron Tibbs. Gevers trying to get Hardcastle to release the hold.

M: Release the hold, you jerk!

K: The Career Killer mode has kicked in and Eric Hardcastle has The End of The Road locked on and he will not release it. Gevers is giving Hardcastle a 5 count to break it.....1.....2.....3.....4....5. The Show refuses.

M: He should be fined.

K: Ohh....I think he will be. Come on Eric. Enough is enough. Gevers is calling for the bell again and................WHAT?!

M: YES!!!!!!!

K: Senior Referee Noel Gevers is reversing his decision and awarding the match to Ron Tibbs!!!

M: Justice!

K: Hardcastle finally releases the hold and Gevers is explaining the decision. The Show is hot and he is not accepting it.

M: The Champ is here!!!!!!!!!

K: Bailey and Saint have hit the ring. They attack Eric Hardcastle from behind. They have Hardcastle set, as Bailey is setting up for The Chicago Crippler. He has the legs grapevined.

<crowd pops>

M: Huh?!

K: ZMASTER!!!!!!!!!! The crowd is cheering for Zmaster!!!!!

M: No! Not that goof.

K: Zmaster is in and The Impact Players scatter. Zmaster helping Hardcastle to his feet.

M: Awww....a Kodak moment.

K: Stop it!! The Impact Players are out of here. They dont want a piece of Zmaster. And look at what Zmaster has......The Valor World Title!!!

M: Ohh...they will get their piece. Hey...put that down....that aint yours! Next week, Sunday Night Slam. Zmaster is going down.

K: The Main Event of Slam is signed sealed and delivered. Zmaster/Sin City Saint..........NEXT WEEK!! But for right now...we are out of time. For Mean Mike Patrick, I'm Kevin Olberman. Saying good night from Birmingham!!

[Bailey]

Jay, great card. I really enjoyed the Jason Ray/Sane match, especially the outcome. Each match was good because people rpd for this card and gave you something to write. I guess my threats of ass whippin' worked!

[The eXtremist]

Its really good to be back. I've missed htis place.

[Valor CEO]

chadclassic said:

Its really good to be back. I've missed htis place.

can't wait for u to get back in the ring and pull off some tramendous rps, glad to see u back.

Great results, Hardcastle, your results seem to get better and better each week you write them great job.

nice job to all the winners and thank you to all the losers for atleast rping, glad to see people actually trying lately, very nice to all.

great results all and all

Immune

[Sin City Saint]

ohhh.....these were some great results! mean mike was on tonight. the card flowed really well and told a great story involving zmaster and brandon bailey. flowed really well.

also glad to see that stoned mess. guy getting humiliated. but perhaps enough is enough. no need to take up airtime with crap. the guy is gone and maybe we should just leave it be. just my 2 cents.

[edgeisgodofwwe]

Damn! My match was crazy! I was on the edge of my seat for the whole read. Great work man!