Post by Hardcastle on Nov 14, 2005 15:35:21 GMT -5
Monday November 13, 2005
Bell Time: 9pm EST
From The Super Pit In Denton, Texas
<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>
Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.
<An image of Shane Quickenbosh delivering a Tope Con Hilo to Will Dinero from Valor Before Glory is shown.>
Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.
<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, The Creeper and Immune fades in and then out. An image of The Sin City Saint, Saku, Ron Tibbs, Shane Quickenbosh, Will Dinero and Pohatu fades in and out. >
Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values.
<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>
Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.
<An image of The Sin City Saint diving through the ropes onto Saku.>
Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.
<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>
Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.
<A reel of images begin flashing on the screen. An image of Saku with his hand raised. An image of Will Dinero looking into the sky. An image of Juba attacking Immune. Finally and image of Immune holding the NA Title up in the air. An image of Eric Hardcastle returning and attacking The Impact Players is shown.>
Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.
<An image of Zmaster with his gloved hand reaching into towards the TV screen is shown.>
<The screen fades to the entrance ramp with pyros begin to explode. The new Sunday Night Slam theme song, "So Long And Good Night" by My Chemical Romance explodes into the arena. The fans spring to their feet, as pyros explode all around. They begin to cheer really loud, as the camera moves to ringside where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated at ringside.>
K: Welcome everybody to Denton, Texas!!! Welcome to the Home of The Von Erichs!!! Welcome to Sunday Night Slam!!!! I'll be your host, Kevin Olberman. And alongside me, as always, my tag team partner....Mean Mike Patrick.
M: We are in Texas, Olberman. Where the men are men and so are the women.
K: STOP IT!!
M: What can I say?! I have never seen so many hairy upper lips in my life. And that smell....UGH!!!
K: Ladies and gentlemen, we are coming to you live from Denton, Texas. Denton is the world famous home of a world famous wrestling family......The Von Erichs!! And in attendance tonight is the last living member of that wrestling family........KEVIN VON ERICH!!!!!!!
<Camera pans front row, where Kevin Von Erich is seated. He stands up and waves and the entire crowd erupts.>
M: That family was so poor.......little Kevin couldn't even afford to get himself some wrestling boots.
K: Right. And the same can be said of Jimmy Snuka, huh?
M: I heard Jimmy Snuka had a feet fetish and thats why he wrestled without boots.
K: A WHAT?!?!?
M: He like to have his toes sucked o.......
K: ENOUGH!!!! Thank you for that very graphic image. We are coming off of one of the most explosive episodes of Thursday Night Thunder since its inception. This past Thursday, we were supposed to have a contract signing.
M: And instead we saw how smart the World Champion is. He found himself a loophole and your precious Messiah aint getting a title match afterall.
K: All the hype. All the advertisement. All the support from the fans of Valor and The Assassin has to turn around and kill it, so to speak.
M: First Right. But Eric Hardcastle wouldn't know anything about First Right....considering he has never been World Champion in his life. HA! HA! HA!
K: Brandon Bailey, singlehandedly, ruined what was billed as the greatest pay per view in Valor's history. Finally, after 8 months of unrest.......we were gonna settle this. And now......now, we are forced to wait again. Brandon Bailey is only delaying the inevitable.
M: Inevitable? Delay? Settle? There aint nothing to settle. Brandon has beaten, Eric. Nough said. There aint nothing to settle. Brandon has proven that he is the better man. Nough said. There aint nothing to delay. Because Eric Hardcastle is not getting a World Title match.
K: He's the number contender. He won that right at Valor Before Glory.
M: Oh he got lucky!
K: Luck or skill. Eric Hardcastle won a gauntlet against 3 of Valor's best. A skilled technician in The Sin City Saint. The NA Champion in Immune. And a legend in Zmaster. It is his right.
M: And it is Brandon's right as champion. Live with it!
K: You can be such an ass sometime.
M: Oh well. You're an ass all the time.
K: You mind? I got a job to do. We got a job to do. Tonight, we have 3 unforgettable matches on tap. We have Junior Heavyweight Action, as Will Dinero tries to recover from his stunning upset in the YLC Tournament against Anthony Shadows.
M: I cannot believe Dinero lost.
K: Thats 2 in a row now. A loss to Quickenbosh at Halloween Horrors and now in the YLC against Pohatu. What is going on with whom many consider the best Junior Heavyweight in the business? We also have a fantastic main event. A grudge match. A match long time coming. Its Justin Tyme of ATM taking on The Prodigal Messiah.
M: And the ladies will be ringside.
K: This one could get messy and quick. Our opening match is ready to go down. Ron Tibbs already in the ring, as we await the introduction of Zmaster.
<In the ring>
SB: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first..................RON TIBBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<crowd boos>
SB: And his opponent. From Parts Unknown. He stands 7 feet and weighs 305lbs............................ZMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
< The lights go out. Lots of fire begins to form on the screen for the entrance. Explosion hits the air and the ramp catches fire and forms a square. A man begins to rise up there and it's ZMaster with Step Up playing. The crowd begins to cheer and then starts walkingdown the ramp with a serious look. He looks at the cheering crowd and then goes to the ring. He enters the ring and raises his arms in the air forming an x and drops them down violently and causes an explosion on all 4 corners of the ring.>
K: Zmaster is rea...................HOLY HELL!!!!!
M: IMMUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K: The North American Champion is in the ring!!! And he is attacking Zmaster. The bell has not even sounded and Ron Tibbs is joining in. Immune and Tibbs with the double Irish whip.........DOUBLE CLOTH.......DUCKED!!!! Zmaster ducks. Zmaster with a boot to the face on Tibbs. He grabs Immune by the throat. Zmaster...............CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: NOOOOOOO!!!!
K: Zmaster just choke slammed the NA Champion straight to hell!!! There is one match at Deadly Encounter, that has not been ruined. Immune rolls to the floor and Tibbs from behind with a double axehandle. Shawn Esher calls for the bell and here we go! Tibbs with a right hand and another right. Tibbs with the Irish whip....................REALITY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!
K: Tibbs connects with The Reality Check right away and Zmaster rolls out to the floor. Immune is still down right here in front of us. Zmaster out on the far side. Tibbs going out to the floor and he rolls Zmaster back into the ring. Tibbs with the cover.........
.....1
..........2
............................FOOT!!!!
M: OH COME ON!!
K: Zmaster with the mind to put his foot on the rope. Tibbs cannot believe it. He has Zmaster and the Irish whip again.....REALITY CH............ZMASTER DUCKS!!!!!!!!! Tibbs crashes into the ropes. Zmaster a little out of it. He spins Tibbs around......uppercut and another and another. The Irish whip...................FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!!!!!
M: Damn it!!!
K: Zmaster has regained control now. Tibbs turns and a kick to the gut. Here we go!!! Up and..........DEATH SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He makes the cover.........
......1
............2
...........................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: DAMN IT!
K: Zmaster picksup the huge win tonight!! Tibbs goes down at the hands of the Master of Execution. What a vic..........IMMUNE!!!! Immune hits the ring and he nails Zmaster with the NA Title!!
M: Get that bastard Immune!!!