Sunday Night Slam Results 12/18/05

[Hardcastle]

Tuesday December 18, 2005
Bell Time: 9pm EST
From Freedom Hall in Louisville, Kentucky

<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>

Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.

<An image of Shane Quickenbosh delivering a Tope Con Hilo to Will Dinero from Valor Before Glory is shown.>

Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.

<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, The Creeper and Immune fades in and then out. An image of Ron Tibbs, Shane Quickenbosh, Will Dinero, Havok and Ethan Toxic fades in and out. >

Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values.

<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>

Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.

<An image of Ethan Toxic and his clowns heading to the ring is shown.>

Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.

<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>

Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.

<A reel of images begin flashing on the screen. An image of Havok with his hand raised. An image of Will Dinero looking into the sky. An image of Juba attacking Immune. Finally and image of Immune holding the NA Title up in the air. An image of Eric Hardcastle returning and attacking The Impact Players is shown.>

Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.

<An image of Zmaster with his gloved hand reaching into towards the TV screen is shown.>

<The screen fades to the entrance ramp with pyros begin to explode. The new Sunday Night Slam theme song, "Helena" by My Chemical Romance explodes into the arena. The fans spring to their feet, as pyros explode all around. They begin to cheer really loud, as the camera moves to ringside where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated at ringside.>

K: Welcome everybody to Louiville Kentucky!!! Welcome to Freedom Hall!! Welcome To Sunday Night Slam!!! I'll be your host Kevin Olberman and alongside me is my tag team partner, Mean Mike Patrick.

M: HA! HA! Those Louisville Cardinals, ranked 4th in the nation lost to Kentucky! What a bunch of chumps!

K: Well, Louisville is not the only top ranked team to be upset, #6 Texas also lost this weekend. Upset city this weekend.

M: Speaking of upsets......tonight is gonna be a night of upsets. I get a sneaking suspicion Olberman.......we're gonna see a new World Heavyweight Champion!

K: The red hot Ethan Toxic challenges Eric Hardcastle, "The Prodigal Messiah" for the Valor World Title.

M: Hardcastle's mind is so out there. He has his father's death weighing on him. He also has this mystery guy stalking him. Who know's what frame of mind Hardcastle is in!?!?

K: You do have a point. And Ethan Toxic is the kind of guy who has all the physical attributes to be World Champion. We will have to wait and see. Also, we are gonna see the debut of Seth Xavier. Mean Mike, what do you know about Xavier?

M: I know that he is a simple man...working hard with his hands. He is an American Dream.

K: WHAT?!

M: Ohh....damn it! I hate that song. I know he is a very accomplished performer and he has a tough test ahead.

K: Tom Paulin has not lived up to the expectations of the Valor Administration. A game of nutball might be in his future. Slam will also feature a special tag match. We are gonna see the unlikely duo of Will Dinero and Havok team up against another unlikely duo, Martin Paine and Pohatu.

M: First off, Will Dinero is another red hot superstar and so is Havok. I find this team to be very entriguing. On the other hand, we have Paine and Pohatu. Paine is the number 1 contender for the Valor Junior Heavyweight Title. Pohatu THINKS he should be the # 1 contender. These 2 guys dont like one another and I dont see how they are gonna get a long.

K: You make some valid points. But what about Dinero and Havok? Dinero has class and wealth. Havok is dirt poor living with his Grandma. You think these 2 are gonna get along?

M: I think if Havok follows Dinero's lead.....he will be fine.

K: We'll see about that. We also have a double debut. The controversial son of Eric Stone, John Stone is in action this week against the bodyguard of Bryan Stinberg.......Patrick O'Hare!

M: I hate all those damn Stones! Every single one of them. They all terrorize the hell out of me.

K: HA! HA! Maybe John Stone will be different. Then again, probably not. And of course, we have already touched on our main event. Hardcastle/Toxic for the World Title. Our final Slam before Holiday Havoc and there is so much going on. So without further adeu....lets get to the ring for our opening contest!!!

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunday Night Slam!! Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, alread in the the ring............"The Warrior" Tom Paulin!!!!!!!!!!

<crowd sits on their hands>

SB: And his opponent. From Venice Beach California. He weighs in at 231lbs.......................SETH XAVIER!!!!!!!!!!!

<“Day by Day” bay Taproot plays. Green and blue lights flash throughout the arena as Seth Xavier makes his way out into thering. He pauses at the top of the ramp and surveys the arena. The lights continues to flash as he makes his way to the ring. The lights return to normal as he slides in and awaits his opponent.>

K: A mixed reaction for the debuting Seth Xavier.

M: People dont know what to make of Seth at this point. The humanoids are fickled anyway.

K: Referee Jeff Bausman assigned this contest, as he calls for the bell and we are off. Paulin and Xavier come to the center of the ring and they lock up.......Paulin with the strength advantage, backing Xavier into the corner. Bausman asks for the clean break and I think we may get one.

M: WAIT!!! Xavier grabs Paulin and swings him into the corner. A big chop across the chest!

K: Paulin fires a right hand and down goes Xavier! The Warrior not liking that! Paulin now backing Xavier in the far corner. Elbow to the face and another. Paulin with the Irish whip and Xavier to the near corner hard. Paulin comes charging in and Xavier gets the feet up and Paulin is stunned. Xavier from the corner.......swinging neckbreaker on Paulin!

M: Nicely executed!

K: Very nice. Xavier now almost stalking his opponent. Xavier with a boot to the head. Xavier off the ropes......snapping leg drop. We have a cover..........





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........................shoulder comes up!

M: Seth Xavier must think he is Hulk Hogan!

[Hardcastle]

K: Xavier with a crooked smile on his face. Xavier with paulin now..........SNAP SUPLEX!! Float over and the cover......





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...........................shoulder again pops up.

M: Close count.

K: Xavier not happy about that kickout. Xavier on top of Paulin and begins to drive fists into the head and the fans dont seem too happy about that.

M: Who cares?

K: Xavier up with his arms raised. Paulin from behind..........ROLL UP!!!!!!!








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..........................KICKOUT!!!

M: Xavier is steamed now!

K: Paulin up and Xavier.............SUDDEN INITIATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover........




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M: OOooooohh!!! What a stiff kick to the jaw!

K: Paulin's lip is busted wide open!!! The blood is flowing.

M: Thats what happens when you mess with Seth Xavier.

K: Morbid Angel has come down to ringside.

M: Whats he doing here?

K: He has a microphone.

<Ringside>

MA: I'm out here for one reason and one reason only. I am DEMANDING that Steven Lynch and the Valor brass give me a match for Holiday Havoc! Look at me!! Look at what I have done in Valor in the short time I have been he..........

<Seth Xavier snatches the microphone from Morbid Angel>

SX: Heh....heh.....so you want a match? You want a match for Holiday Havoc. I tell you what. My dance card is empty for next Sunday and to be perfectly honest...........

<Xavier slaps Morbid Angel across the face. Angel is pissed and begins to stalk Xavier. Xavier begins to back up, as Valor security steps in between them. Xavier walks up the aisle, smiling, as Morbid Angel is being restrained.>

K: MY GOD!!!

M: I dont know if that was such a good idea.

K: Slapping Morbid Angel. Wasnt on my Christmas list. Seth Xavier has guts.

M: He may have just signed his own death sentence.

K: Maybe. But what a hell of a match....Xavier and Morbid Angel.

M: Agreed.

K: Folks, up next we have tag team action.

M: This one is gonna be a good one.

K: Wait....I am being told that Havok is actually in the parking garage?! What is going on? Do we have a camera crew? Ok....we are going to the garage to check something out..........

<The screen fades to the parking garage, where a black stretch limo is parked. Havok is standing outside the limo, as the rear window rolls down and Will Dinero is seated.>

WD: Havok my boy, I have an offer....you couldn't refuse.

HV: Whats that?

WD: Come with me and I will show you the way.

HV: Come where?

WD: Into my limo.

HV: This seems kind of creepy. Have you said this to little boys before?!

<Dinero's eyes grow huge. He clears his throat.>

WD: Don't be silly. Havok, I have a proposition for you.

HV: I saw that movie with Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore. I'm not into an Improper Proposition.

<Dinero looks annoyed.>

WD: No you mental twit! Its an Improper Proposal.

HV: Not into those either.

WD: LISTEN! Its about you, your Grandmother and changing your entire life.

HV: How is that?

<Dinero opens the limo door and invites Havok.>

WD: Come on in and I will tell you all about it.

<Havok scratches his head.>

HV: But we have a match.

WD: That match means nothing. Not in the big scheme of things. Martin Paine and Pohatu are a couple of no bodies and never weres. The only match you need be concerned about is at Holiday Havoc. The Valor Junior Heavyweight Title match. A match, I can help you win.

HV: You have my attention.

<Havok climbs into the limo with Dinero, as the door closes. The screen fades back to ringside.>

K: MY GOD!!

M: Guess the tag match aint happening.

K: What is with Havok lately?!

M: Do you blame him Olberman? Havok comes from nothing and has nothing. This is his chance to have something. Why do you want to hold him back like the humanoids?

K: Its what makes Havok, Havok. He doesnt need to take the easy road with the likes of Dinero.

M: You just dont want him to succeed. Well, I for one believe in Will Dinero and I think Havok is your next Junior Heavyweight Champion!

K: What does Will Dinero have planned for Havok?

M: A bath to start. Followed by some tips in proper hygene. Remember Havok, yellow stains in front and brown stains in back is not proper hygene. HA! HA!

[Hardcastle]

K: Stop it! Martin Paine and Pohatu are gonna pick up the win via forfeit. Both men are in the ring and Steve Bond is informing them of what has happened.

M: Visbily not happy

K: Why should they be? Pohatu reaching for a mic.

<In the ring>

PO: Fine, fine. If Dinero and Havok dont have the guts to face myself and Paine, thats fine. But the fans of Valor were expecting to see Pohatu wrestle tonight and thats exactly what I intend to do. Martin Paine.......how about you and I go one on one for that # 1 Contendership for the Valor Junior Heavyweight Title?!

<Crowd explodes into cheers.>

MP: Martin Paine is not one to run from a challenge. You're on!

<Crowd explodes into cheers again, as Steven Lynch appears on the ramp.>

SL: Hold up. This is not gonna happen here tonight. Holiday Havoc is booked for Paine and Havok for the Junior Heavyweight Title and its gonna remain that way. Pohatu, you have earned yourself a chance and I am officially announcing you into the Gauntlet for the North American Title shot. Joining you will be Ron Tibbs, Pryme and also...............Will Dinero and John Stone!!!!!!!!!!!! Those are the 5 men in the gauntlet this Sunday. The winner becomes the number 1 contender for the NA Title.

<Crowd cheers for the announced names.>

K: There you have it. The Gauntlet is set. Tibbs, Pryme, Dinero, Stone and Pohatu!

M: That is a stacked lineup.

K: Yes it is. I have no idea who is favored in that match.

M: Will Dinero, of course.

[Hardcastle]

K: Alright folks, we have a do........

<The lights dim to almost complete darkness as "Do You Think I'm a Whore" by Kittie begins to play. Strobe lights begin to flash as Randi Justice walks out seductively with awhip in hand. As she makes her way to the ring she cracks the whip at a few male fans. Climbing into the ring, Randi goes between the middle and top rope pausing as she slowly bends over between them. In the ring she provactively climbs the ring post and cracks the whip over head.>

M: How you doin?!?

K: Relax there Uncle Mike.

<Randi Justice grabs a microphone.>

RJ: Mmmm.....all the men come to see me and all the women want to be me. For those of you who do not know who I am.......I am Randi Justice. I have come to Valor for one single purpose and that purpose is to dominate this entire company. From top to bottom, I have a plan that will allow me and my entire stable to DOMINATE this company.

<crowd begins to boo>

RJ: Shut up! I dont care what any of you blue grass dumb asses have to say. In the coming weeks, the biggest free agent acquisition to Valor's Roster will make his debut. And when he does.....the face of Valor will never, EVER be the same again!

<Justice begins to let out a wicked laugh, as the crowd continues to boo. The lights brighten around the titan torn as Because of you by Kelly Clarkson begins to play over the PA system. The screen on the tron turns white and images of Ivana play across. Her reading and singing with her choir in church. Ivana walks out below the titan tron and onto the ramp. The fans go wild screaming her name. Signs with Ivana painted all over them fly into the air rapidly. Ivana walks down and climbs into the ring using the bottom rope. She reaches for a microphone and stands across from Randi Justice.>

IV: I dont know who you think you are. But I can tell you right now that the good people of Kentucky dont appreciate it. The fans of Valor watching from home dont appreciate it and most of all.....I DONT APPRECIATE IT!

<"Love, Passion, Fury, Energy" begins to play, as Jade steps out from behind the curtain with a microphone in hand. The crowd begins to boo. Jade seems to be annoyed.>

JA: Please! Do you really think I care what you people think of me?! Ivana, no one cares about your sweet little ass. And Randi Justice, you have a pretty big mouth for someone who is making her first apperance in Valor. But enough about the two of you. I wanna talk about...ME!! I just came from Steven Lynch's office and he informed me that the rumors of a Women's Division in Valor are no longer rumors......ITS TRUE!

<crowd cheers>

JA: Save me your cheers.

<Crowd boos>

JA: And this Sunday, I am gonna get exactly what I want. At Holiday Havoc, I have a mat........

<President Steven Lynch steps through the curtain and takes the microphone from Jade. Jade is stunned.>

SL: Jade, since I am the President of Valor, I think I should be doing the match booking.

<crowd cheers>

SL: What Jade said is correct. In the coming weeks, Valor will crown its very first Valor Women's World Champion. But first, this Sunday, I am gonna book a Women's Battle Royal. I want to know who is the toughest lady on Valor's roster. So at Holiday Havoc.............its gonna be a Santa's Helpers Battle Royal. Jade, Ivana, Randi Justice, Jamie Black and Brittney Bailey will be dressed as sexy Santa Claus's and compete in an over the top battle royal. The winner will be crowned The Queen Of The Winter Dance!

<Jade takes the mic. back from Steven Lynch.>

JA: Wait one second. I am a professional wrestler. I am not some eye candy sex toy for these people to oggle over! I want a match. I want a wrestling match!

<Lynch grabs his micrphone back.>

SL: And you have one. This is the Christmas season and Valor believes in giving back to its fans. The fans of Valor have been looking for Valor divas for a very long time. And now we have that. So this Sunday, you will get your sexy ass in some sort of Christmas type costume and you will compete with the other 4 ladies in the Santa's Helpers Battle Royal Queen of The Winter Dance!

<Jade shakes her head no.>

SL: Ok. Fine. If you do not comply with this..........YOU WILL BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY!!

<Crowd cheers, as Jade begins to stomp off backstage.>

K: Can you believe this?! A Women's Division in Valor!! This has been a long time coming.

M: This is awe......

K: MY GOD!!!!! Randi Justice just kicked Ivana in the back of the head. What the hell?! Why did she do that?!

M: Because she can.

K: Randi Justice has just fired the first blow!

M: I love it. That girl is hot!

K: Calm your hormones! Holiday Havoc is shaping up very nicely with the added Santa's Helpers Battle Royal Queen of The Winter Ball match.

M: I heard that the winner is gonna get a tierra.

K: Like prom night?

M: Didn't you take your mom to prom?

K: Stop it!

M: Its ok....I took my second wife.

K: Second wife?! I dont even want to know. Folks, up next is our double debut. Patrick O'Haire and John Stone. Steve Bond....take it away!

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 20 minute time limit. Already in the ring from Dublin Ireland. He weighs in at 275lbs..................PATRICK O'HAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<the crowd boos>

SB: And his opponent. From the Steel City. He weighs 262lbs.....................JOHN STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<<The sound of shattering glass is heard, as "If It All Ended Tomorrow" rolls into the arena. The curtain is whipped open and John Stone comes stomping down the aisle. He stares down a few fans on his way to the ring. He stomps up the stairs and steps into the ring. He climbs up the turnbuckle, raising both arms into the air. A mixed reaction of cheers and boos are heard, but Stone doesn't give a damn. He stomps over to his corner, takes off his tshirt and cap and leans back with a smirk on his face.>>

K: Referee Ian Anile has been assigned this contest and theres the bell. Here we go! Some real strong words by both men this week.

M: O'Pubic Haire? I dont think Mr. O'Haire is gonna take that lying down.

K: This match is underway.......O'Haire looking to lock up.....Stone with a kick to the gut. Stone with a right hand and another. He backs OHaire into the ropes.....Irish whip......no pun intended.............BIG HIP TOSS BY STONE!!! A clothesline by Stone, knocks the Irishmen down. OHaire looking for a timeout. Stone not wanting to let up......

M: He is in the ropes ref. Get Stone off of him.

K: Anile trying to restrain Stone. Stone busts through and Ohaire grabs him and yanks him into the ropes and Stone goes throat first. Ohaire with slugs to the back and a right hand. Ohaire with the Irish whip.............backbody drop on Stone. Ohaire with a devestating clothesline and Stone goes tumbling to the floor. And this crowd a little torn here, but most of them are letting out some boos.

M: Dumb humanoids.

K: Stone getting back on the apron and Ohaire has him...............SUPLEXES HIM BACK IN!!! O'Haire with the cover...........





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............................kickout by Stone!

M: Close count.

K: Ohaire with a stomp to the stomach and another. Ohaire with Stone now.....upa nd................BRAIN BUSTER!!!! Ohaire tries another cover..........




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.............................shoulder comes up!

M: Damn it!

K: Stone is in trouble here.

M: Yes he is.

K: OHaire with Stone in the corner.............thunderous chop. Stone turns him around and a kick to the gut. hard right hand and another and another. Stone with Irish whip............to the far corner........reversed by Ohaire.....Stone hits hard. Ohaire comes charging in.............FEET UP!!!!!!!!!!! Ohaire eats the leather of Stone. Stone out of the corner.............STONE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Hardcastle]

K: John Stone is coming back. Stone throws Ohaire into the corner and begins to unleash a flurry of boots to the chest. Stone now......YOU CANT SEE M........HE FLIPS HIM THE BIRD!!!

M: NO respect!! Damn him!

K: Stone with another well placed boot. Stone with Ohaire now....Irish whip.............SPINNING SPINEBUSTER!!!! Arn Anderson, eat your heart out! Stone has got this crowd pumping now. Stone with Ohaire up across his shoulders. He could be looking for that release death valley driver he calls Semper Fi. Up and....Ohaire escapes. Ohaire off the shoulders and shoves Stone into the ref. Anile stumbles towards the ropes. Stone turns........ducks the clothesline. From behind............SO LOW KICK!!!

M: Illegal!!! DQ!!! DQ!! You cant kick a man in his.....his.....pot of gold!!!

K: Stone just did. Ohaire turns.............kick to the gut.......STONE CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STONE CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!! John Stone with the leg hooked and Anile in position............







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M: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

K: John Stone picks up the victory!

M: I hate this guy!

K: RON TIBBS!!!!!!!!!!

M: DA MAN!!!!!!!

K: REALITY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!! Ron Tibbs just laid out John Stone. Stone is down and Tibbs is standing over him. Get some security out here. Ron Tibbs was not even scheduled to be here tonight.

M: Well, he made the trip anyway. Looks to be well worth it.

K: These 2 men will be 2 of the 5 competiting for the North American Title shot. The Gauntlet match. Ok...up next, I am being told that Zmaster is backstage and has something to say. Lets take you to the champ!

<backstage>
ZMaster: As time draws near, we see one more encounter between 2 men with a mission. At Deadly Encounters, I took something from Immune and that is the North American Title. I did what I needed to do without having some guy hold my hand. This championship is something I’ve never held in my entire career and I’m not about to let go of it so quickly. As for last week, you have only 2 choices, you either dwell over what happened or you pick yourself and move on. That’s what I did. Now we look to Holiday Havoc. We have the former champion himself wanting that belt back. Well, Immune I hate to say this but it’s not going to happen as easily as you’d think. This is Last Man Standing so you’ll have to do something that you’ll regret later on.

What are you going to be willing to do to take this belt back from me? You don’t have Bailey to help you out. You have no one to help you and it’s time that once again if you dare think to take this away, you’ll have to make sure I can’t move period. Are you man enough to pull off such a feat. What does this belt mean to you Immune? Truth be told, it means just as much to me as it does obtaining something you’ve never held. You can only hold it once to appreciate it’s value. I will continue to treat it as something valuable. Just remember Immune that come Holiday Havoc my Death Sentence shall..........

<Suddenly, Immune comes out of no where and attacks Zmaster. Both men begin to exchange rights and lefts, as the brawl continues down the hallway and into the dressing room area. Numerous Valor security troops try and restrain both men, but both Zmaster and Immune fight them off in order to continue their feet. As they battle down the hall, they exit out the emergency exit doors and out to the side of building. They continue to brawl outside in the cold of Kentucky, behind the building. A few cars are parked out back, as Immune charges into Zmaster and falling on top of the hood of a Lexus. The brawl continues, as more and more of Valor Security attempt to seperate the two. Screen fades back to ringside.>

K: WOW!!!

M: WOW is right.

K: Holiday Havoc....Last Man Standing for The North American Title. These two really hate one another and I think we have only seen a slight glimpse of what we are gonna see at Holiday Havoc.

M: This is gonna finally come to an end, Olberman. I for one cant wait.

K: Well, up next is our last match of the evening. The World Title is on the line.....The Prodigal Messiah and The Carny go one on one. But before we get to that, I want to run down the lineup for Holiday Havoc really quick. Of course, we have the Last Man Standing For the NA Title, Immune and Zmaster. We also have our Santa's Helpers Battle Royal Queen of The Winter Dance; Jade, Ivana, Jamie Black, Randi Justice and Brittney Bailey. We have the Gauntlet match for an NA Title shot; Ron Tibbs, John Stone, Will Dinero, Pohatu and Pryme. We also have the Junior Heavyweight Title is going to be up for grabs; Martin Paine and Havok will square off for it. Earlier tonight we had the grudge match booked between Seth Xavier and Morbid Angel. And I am being told that Steven Lynch has just signed 2 more matches for Holiday Havoc. First, Bryan Stinberg and Loveboy will go one on one. And a big tag match has been signed. Its going to be Matt Mayhem teaming with Shadow. They will face the team of Ryan Young and Ethan Toxic.

M: I like that tag match. A very cool cast of characters.

K: The big question of course if the World Title. If Eric Hardcastle is still the champion, will he be defending the World Title?

M: I was told by Steven Lynch, that Hardcastle was given a pass on Holiday Havoc due to his father's passing.

K: I heard the same thing. But Hardcastle is competiting here tonight. We will have to wait and see.

M: Especially with you know who looming about.

K: Steve Bond....take it away!

[Hardcastle]

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's final contest is your main event. It is scheduled for one fall and has a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first from Parts Unknown.....he weighs in at 230lbs..................."THE CARNY" ETHAN TOXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights in the Arena go out. On the Titan Tron, we can see old, fading clips of a Ferris Wheel, spinning slowly. The picture blacks out and "Rid of Me" by My Ruin begins to play on the P.A. The evil, whispering chants of Tairrie B and the chilling guitar rifts make this entrance eerie. Out from behind the curtain, Female clowns come out, doing acrobatic flips down the entrance ramp, followed by wild, colorful lights filling the Arena. "The Carny" EthanToxic, steps out, led by The Dark, Miss Anne Thrope in her Gothic Cloak. They march, slowly, down the ramp and slide into the ring as the Acrobatic clowns flee the Arena.>

SB: And his opponent. From Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania. He weighs in at 235lbs...............He is the Valor WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...................."THE PRODIGAL MESSIAH" ERIC HARDCASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights dim down and "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin explodes into the arena. The fans jump to their feet, as they know who's trademark music that is. From behind the curtain out walks "The Prodigal Messiah" Eric Hardcastle. Hardcastle with a bottle of water in his hand, marches down the aisle . He slides in underneath the bottom rope and walks to the camera side and climbs the ropes. He extends his right arm into the air and crowd erupts. Pyros explode from the 4 ring posts. Hardcastle climbs down to the center of the ring with his arms outstretched and his body leaned back, he looks to the heavens. Pyros shoot up from behind him, one at a time. Hardcastle, with clenched fist, pounds his heart and he points to the sky, as a sign of love to his late father.>

K: The point to the sky in rememberance of his late father.

M: God bless him.

K: Senior referee Noel Gevers has been assigned this contest. And as promised, Brittney Bailey is not in the arena tonight. She is at her and Eric's home in Mechanicsburg with Eric's grief strickened mother.

M: Gevers pats down Toxic and now over to the champion.

K: The Valor World Heavyweight Title is on the line. Gevers now checks the champion.............WHAM!! Toxic attacks Hardcastle. The bell sounds this one is underway. Toxic with Hardcastle in corner, just throwing a flurry of rights and lefts. Hardcastle down to his knees. Hardcastle....springs out of the corner and lunges towards Toxic. Hardcastle on top and he throws the right hands. Gevers trying to pull the champion off of Toxic. Hardcastle backing down Gevers....Hardcastle not happy.

M: From behind.........

K: LOW BLOW!!!!!!!!!!! Ethan Toxic nails Hardcastle right into his.....his....Holy Trinity!!

M: Ouch!

K: Hardcastle crumples to his knees. Toxic with a wicked smile on his face....drives the right hand to the face. Toxic now with Hardcastle...........BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!! Toxic now tries the quick cover.........





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...........................shoulder comes up.

M: Slow count!

[Hardcastle]

K: That count was dead on. Toxic now with Hardcastle....single leg crab. Toxic is gonna try and punish The Prodigal Messiah.

M: I like this. This isnt a move Toxic expects to actually get a submission from. But it is a move that immoblizes the champion. One of Hardcastle's greatest weapons is his ability to imporvise. How will he imporvise with one good leg?

K: Good point. Hardcastle struggling to make it to the ropes. Toxic trying to hold on here. Hardcastle inching his way and does make it to the ropes. The hold must be broken. Gevers begins his count and Toxic breaks on 4.

M: He would have been DQed on 5.

K: Toxic right back up and a stomp to the head. The Carny now dragging Hardcastle to the center of the ring.......swining neckbreaker. He might have him. Toxic with the lateral press............






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..........................shoulder again slides up!

M: ANother slow count.

K: The MESS-IAH chants begin to pickup. Toxic with a scoop and a slam. Now The Carny is going to the top rope. Toxic from the high rent district...............MOONSAU...........HARDCASTLE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!

M: DAMN IT!!!

K: The crowd explodes from their seats. The MESS-IAH chants grow louder and louder.

M: I hate the humanoids!

K: Toxic clutches his chest and turns.....Hardcastle with a right hand. Toxic is stunned. Another right by Hardcastle. Toxic stammers back. Hardcastle again..........THUMB TO THE EYE BY TOXIC!!!

M: Smart move. Slow it back down. Calm the humanoids down.

K: Hardcastle falls back into the corner. Toxic springs to the top rope.........TORNADO DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He might have him. Toxic with the cover again............





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..............................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!!!!!!!

K: 2 count. 2 count only. Very, very close. Toxic cannot believe it. He thought he had a 3. Toxic now with Hardcastle.......signaling for the end here. In the corner....Irish whip to the far corner...........COTTON CANDY CAROUSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: You know what that sets up?

K: The Lollipop Drop.

M: Thats right!

K: Toxic is going to the top rope. Hardcastle stumbling to his feet. Toxic perched and now standing..........Hardcastle.............SPRINGBOARD ENZIGURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HOLY SHI.........

K: OUT OF NO WHERE!!! Hardcastle connects and this crowd explodes into cheers, as Toxic tumbles into the ring. Both men are down. Incredible manuever. Thats exactly what we were talking about....imporvising.

M: Get up Toxic!

K: The Carny is using the ropes to get to his feet. The Prodigal Messiah still hurting bad is out on his back.

M: Small set back. Its ok, Ethan.

K: Toxic is up and he looks ready to go in for the kill.

M: Here's Ethan!!!!!!!!!

K: HARDCASTLE KIPS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Oh no! I hate it when he does that.

K: This crowd is becoming unglued. Toxic with a right...blocked by Hardcastle. Hardcastle with a right hand. Toxic tries another and another block. Hardcastle connects. Another right by Eric and another. Hardcastle with Toxic now...Irish whip..............backbody drop!!!!!!!!! Hardcastle........roaring forearm and Toxic is stunned. Hardcastle now hits the ropes...........ducks the clothesline attempt....from the near side............FLYING FOREARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Both men are down and Hardcastle kips up again!!!! The Prodigal Messiah is getting his second wind. The fans are bringing him back.

M: Damn these humanoids!

K: Hardcastle lifts Toxic up on his shoulders.............GODSMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOOOOOO!!

K: Hardcastle with the cover.........





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...............................NOOOOOOOO!!!

M: Thank God!

K: Toxic survives. Hardcastle going to the top rope. He will attempt to drive the dagger through the heart................BIG ELBOW DROP!!!!!!!!!! Youi know what the sets up?

M: No I dont. Please share.

K: THE SHOW......

M: SHUT UP OLBERMAN!!! Of course I know. Its been the same bull crap for the past 5 years!

K: Hardcastle back in the corner. He is getting this crowd fired up. Toxic getting to his feet........he turns.......Hardcastle..........SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: CAUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: WHAT?!?!!

M: Toxic has Hardcastle by the leg..........spins him around............DROPKICK TO THE FACE!!!!!!!!

K: Down goes the champion! Toxic with Hardcastle now......swinging neckbreaker. Toxic going back to the top rope.

M: He will try the Lollipop Drop one more time.

K: Toxic from the top................LOLLIPOP DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover...........





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..........................................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!!!!!!!!! We have a new champion!!!

[Hardcastle]

K: Incredible!! Ethan Toxic has becom........wait. Wait one second. Noel Gevers is saying no. He is saying Hardcastle got his foot on the rope.

M: WHAT?! NO!

K: Yes. Referee is waiving the 3 count off and this match continues. Hardcastle getting back to his feet. Toxic stil arguing with the ref.

M: Ethan.....finish him off!

K: Toxic turns..........SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

K: Can Hardcastle make the cover?! Hardcastle crawling over towards Toxic. The cover............





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..............................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOOOOOOO!!!

K: WHAT THE?!?!!?

M: THE CLOWN!!!!

K: The Clown just yanked Hardcastle to the floor. He pulled him off of Toxic.

M: Noel Gevers is yelling at The Clown.

K: Hardcastle had this match won and The Clown has made his way to Valor and just cost Hardcastle the win there. Toxic is getting back to his feet. Hardcastle is having words with The Clown. The Clown is walking back up the aisle.

M: HA! I love it!

K: Is The Clown and The Carny in cohoots?! Hardcaslte slides back into the ring. Toxic with a kick to the gut. Toxic with aright hand and an Irish whip..............countered...............TUMBLEWEED CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Toxic is down and Hardcastle coming back. Hardcastle with Toxic......setup for a vertical suplex.....blocked by Toxic............LOW BLOW BEHIND THE REFEREES BACK!!!!!!!!!!

M: I love it!

K: The Carny with Hardcastle in the corner. Irish whip to the far corner..................COTTON CANDY CAROUSE.............Hardcastle sidesteps it and Toxic hits hard into the corner. Hardcastle comes around the side of Toxic..............Toxic turns.............HINDU PRESS...................FALL FROM GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover...............





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......................................3!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Damn it. Damn it. Damn it!

K: He got him!!! The Prodigal Messiah defeats Ethan Toxic...1...2...3 right in the center of the ring. Absolutely incredible. A hard fought match by The Carny.

M: He was screwed.

K: Screwed?! He even had outside help by The Clown and couldnt get the match won! Something is going on between Toxic and The Clown. And I dont like one bit. You have to give it up to the Valor World Champion. To come back from his father's death and perform like he did tonight.....a true testament to the will and desire of the champion. Well folks, I'm Kevin Ol............

<The lights begin to flicker on and off, until finally the turn off.>

M: What the hell?!

K: I hope this is not...............

<Olberman's audio is cut off, as the mystery man's voice begins to play over the loud speaker. The crowd comes over with a hush.>

MM: Yoohoo, Eric! I hope you havent missed me too terribly. But then again this wouldnt be the first time you missed me, would it? Take that as my hint for the week.

<Eric has a microphone>

EH: Why dont you show your face?! Instead of hiding in the shadows and playing these games.......why dont you get your sack together, so you and I can settle this?!

MM: HA! HA! HA! We will settle it, Eric. We will. But we will on my time and at my discretion. Now, I know you are dying to know who I am. But I am not ready to reveal that. I want you to keep guessing. I find it enjoyable to toy with your mind, like I did to your father's mind in his dying hours.

<Hardcastle screams into the microphone.>

MM: Since its the holiday season and I can see you are becoming a bet testy.......I would like to give you something. I Am The Accuser of Our Brethren. I Am The Angel of The Bottomless Pit. I Am The Father Of Lies. I Am The Old Serpent. I Am The Prince Of The Devils. I Am The Wicked One. In other words.............I AM BEEZLEBUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<A strike of lightning crashes towards the ring post, as the lights come back on and Eric Hardcaslte is laying on his back in the middle of the ring. The Valor World Title is laying on top of him. The camera zooms in on his chest, where a signed World Title Contract For Holiday Havoc is resting. Beezlebub has signed it. It awaits Hardcastle's signature. The screen fades to the Valor logo and then to black.>

[ivana]

nice results.. you really had me going with all those fake 3 counts in the main event match WHOOO a womens match at the PPV

[pohatu]

Great results, Hardcastle. I just wished Dinero hadn't run off like a little whiiiiiiiimp.

[The eXtremist]

Still #1 Contender, boo-fucking-yeah. See ya at Havoc Havok.