Sunday Night Slam Results 11/20/05

[Hardcastle]

Monday November 20, 2005

Bell Time: 9pm EST

From The Sun Bowl in El Paso, Texas

<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>

Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.

<An image of Shane Quickenbosh delivering a Tope Con Hilo to Will Dinero from Valor Before Glory is shown.>

Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.

<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, The Creeper and Immune fades in and then out. An image of The Sin City Saint, Saku, Ron Tibbs, Shane Quickenbosh, Will Dinero and Pohatu fades in and out. >

Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values.

<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>

Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.

<An image of The Sin City Saint diving through the ropes onto Saku.>

Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.

<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>

Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.

<A reel of images begin flashing on the screen. An image of Saku with his hand raised. An image of Will Dinero looking into the sky. An image of Juba attacking Immune. Finally and image of Immune holding the NA Title up in the air. An image of Eric Hardcastle returning and attacking The Impact Players is shown.>

Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.

<An image of Zmaster with his gloved hand reaching into towards the TV screen is shown.>

<The screen fades to the entrance ramp with pyros begin to explode. The new Sunday Night Slam theme song, "So Long And Good Night" by My Chemical Romance explodes into the arena. The fans spring to their feet, as pyros explode all around. They begin to cheer really loud, as the camera moves to ringside where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated at ringside.>

K: Welcome everybody to El Paso Texas!!!! Welcome everybody to a night of celebration!!! Welcome to The Eddie Guerrero Tribute Show!! Welcome to Sunday Night Slam!!!!!!!! I'll be your host Kevin Olberman and alongside me is my tag team partner, Mean Mike Patrick!!!

M: Olberman, not only is tonight a big night for Valor. This is a big night for professional wrestling, as we will celebrate the life of Eddie Guerrero.

K: Very well said. We are just one week away from Deadly Encounter: High Stakes. One week away from The Hell On Earth World Title match between the champion Brandon Bailey and the challenger, Eric Hardcastle. But tonight also has another added bit of importance. Tonight is a chance to remember Eddie Guerrero.

M: Thats why we are in El Paso, Texas. Its the hometown of the Guerreros.

K: And we have a few Guerreros in attendance tonight.......Chavo Classic and Mondo.

M: Royalty in El Paso.

K: On tap for tonight is a main event featuring 6 of the higher profile matches at Deadly Encounter: High Stakes......."The Prodigal Messiah", Zmaster and The Creeper versus "The Assassin", Ron Tibbs and Immune.

M: Tonight is a night for The Impact Players to carry all the momentum to Deadly Encounter. Take the momentum and remain on top of Valor.

K: Very true. And the same can be said if Hardcastle, Zmaster and Creeper bring home the victory tonight.

M: But thats not gonna happen.

K: So you say. Also on tap is Junior Heavyweight action with Martin Paine and Justin Tyme. This just might be a show stealer here.

M: By far. Both of these men have all the abilities to be one of the junior heavyweights in the business.

K: And Martin Paine does have that #1 contender contract for the Valor Junior Heavyweight Title.

M: And Justin Tyme is part of the greatest tag team in pro wrestling history....A....T.....M!

K: Speaking of ATM.....earlier this week, it was announced that Meg of ATM will face Brittney Bailey, one on one. And believe it or not....Brittney asked for this match.

M: HA! HA! HA!

K: Whats so funny?

M: Brittney Bailey is gonna wrestle?! Lets face it, Olberman. She is great to look at it.......but Meg is a former Women's Heavyweight Champion.

K: And Brittney has spunk.

M: I got spunk too.

K: Thats disgusting. Ladies and gentlemen, before I hear anything more about Mean Mike's "spunk" ......lets goto the ring for our opening contest.

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit. From all around the world, standing 6'0" and weighing 220lbs............."THE CARNY" ETHAN TOXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights in the Arena go out. On the Titan Tron, we can see old, fading clips of a Ferris Wheel, spinning slowly. Thepicture blacks out and "Rid of Me" by My Ruin begins to play on theP.A. The evil, whispering chants of Tairrie B and the chilling guitar rifts make this entrance eerie. Out from behind the curtain, Female clowns come out, doing acrobatic flips down the entrance ramp, followed by wild, colorful lights filling the Arena. "The Carny" Ethan Toxic, steps out, led by The Dark, Miss Anne Thrope in her Gothic Cloak. They march, slowly, down the ramp and slide into the ring as the Acrobatic clowns flee the Arena.>

K: In one of the most colorful entrances in Valor's history......Ethan Toxic has entered the ring and looks ready for Havok tonight. But more importantly, he looks ready for his Clown Car match at Deadly Encounter: High Stakes against Anthony Shadows.

M: That Doink The Clown better be unbiased. He better call it down the middle and remember who is THE CARNY!!!

SB: And his opponent. From Anderson, Indiana.....he stands 6'0" and weighs 225lbs...................HAVOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hardcastle]

<Lights go out and the stage lights up while Crazy Train is blarring out of the PA system, and then the light leaves the stage and travels through the fans and out from the fans comes Havok jumping from out the fans ring barrier and Havok slides into the ring and then leanes up against the ropes and awaits his opponent to enter the ring.>

K: This crowd is loving Havok. Havok has a big match at the pay per view. He and Martin Paine will team up for the first time to take on ATM. So tonights match is huge for Havok. The bell sounds and here we go.

M: I'm taking Toxic.

K: I think both men are equally matched, as Shawn Esher is ready for this match to get started. They lock up cen.....no, knee to the gut by Toxic. Toxic with a straight right hand and backs Havok into the ropes.....Havok reverses and Toxic bounced off the ropes........backbody drop and down goes Toxic!!!! Toxic up and charges......Havok.,......hip toss. Toxic back up and Havok with a dropkick and down to the mat goes Toxic and Toxic rolls to the floor.

M: Toxic needs a time out.

K: There are no time outs in wrestling.

M: Just a 30 second one? Toxic sitting on the apron.

K: Havok comes right over and begins to pull Toxic up by the hair. Havok turns Toxic and a poke to the eye by Toxic. Havok stumbles back and Toxic goes to the top and leaps......DROPKICK BY HAVOK!!!! Havok makes the cover...........




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........................kickout by Toxic!

M: There ya go Ethan!

K: Havok with the Irish whip............drop toe hold. Havok hits the ropes......baseball slide dropkick!!!!!!!!!!!!! Toxic clutches his face, as Havok hooks the leg and makes the cover...........





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..........kickout!

M: Another big kickout by Havok!

K: Havok has Toxic now......CLOWNS!! The clowns of Toxic are on the apron............LOWBLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Toxic up and drives a ddt and plants Havok. The clowns climb down and Ethn Toxic gains the advantage!

M: Smart move. Use all the extra assistance you can.

K: Toxic now with Havok.....up and a SNAP SUPLEX!!!!! Toxic floats over looking for the cover............




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..........................shoulder slides up!

M: Put him down, Toxic!

K: Toxic now with a straight up choke on Havok and the Esher is calling for the break. Toxic breaks on 4. Ethan Toxic now with the Irish whip to the far corner and charges and Havok gets a boot up. Toxic stumbles back. Havok to the second rope.....dropkic....TOXIC MOVES!!!

M: Too smart.

K: Toxic with Havok..........STF!!!!!!!!!! The Carny is trying to finish off Havok. He is trying to make Havok submit.

M: Give it up!

K: These El Paso Texans are trying to get Havok back in. They are cheering him on.

M: So what?!

K: Havok trying to inch his way to the ropes. He is getting closer and closer.......Toxic is up and stomps Havok in the backj of the head. Ethan Toxic with Havok now........DOUBLE WRIST SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: OH YEAH!!

K: This could be it. Toxic makes the cover...........



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................................shoulder slides up!

M: Slow count. Come on!!!

K: Toxic a little frustrated here. Toxic now with the Irish whip to the corner. COTTON CANDY CAROU..........NO!!!! Havok slides out of the corner. Havok now mouting Toxic........fists to the face........1......2......3.....4.....5......6.....7.....TOXIC HAS HIM!!! Toxic with the reverse atomic.....Havok with a clothesline!!!!

M: UGH!

K: Toxic back up and Toxic nails him again with a dropkick! Havok with Toxic....springboard bulldog!! Havok with the cover........



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...........................NO!!

M: YES!!!

K: Havok not wasting time and he is headed for the top rope. Havok from the top as The Carny gets to his feet..........CROSSBODY!!!!!!!!!!!



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...........................3!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hardcastle]

M: N OOOOOOOOO!

K: 2 count. Just a 2 count there. Havok grabs The Carny now......TORNADO DD..........TOXIC RAMS HAVOK INTO THE CORNER!!!!!!!!!!! The Carny buries the shoulder to the gut. Irish whip by Toxic.....reversed by Havok and Havok charges.......Toxic flys out of the corner and Havok hits hard.....from the upper corner.............COTTON CANDY CAROUSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: So smart. What great ring awareness.

K: Toxic to the top rope and Havok turns........LOLLIPOP DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover........




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...............................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!

K: The Carny!! The Carny picks up a HUGE WIN OVER HAVOK!!!

M: I told you Olberman.

K: And The Carny is not satisfied with that.....as he continues to put the boots to Havok.

M: I love it!

K: SHADOWS!!!!!!!!!!! Anthony Shadows hits the ring and Shadows with a clothesline......over the top and Anthony Shadows clears the ring of The Carny!

M: Its not gonna be that simple next week. Shadows will face The Carny in the ring...not a sneak attack!

K: The Carny and Shadows stare one another down, as Toxic walks up the ramp! Up next is our possible show stealer between Paine and Tyme. Steve Bond...take it away.

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, our next contest is scheduled for one fal..........

<All of the sudden Martin Paine gets tossed through the curtain and down the ramp. Justin Tyme is following him down the ramp and dragging him to the ring.>

K: MY GOD!!! Justin Tyme has attacked Martin Paine before the bell.

<Referee Ian Anile comes racing down the aisle and calls for the bell.>

M: There's your bell.

K: Tyme is really doing a number on Martin Paine. Tyme with Paine in the corner....thunderous chop and another. Now Tyme with a forearm and an Irish whip to the far corner. Tyme charges and splashes in the corner!

M: Put him down, Justin!

K: Tyme with the Irish whip now and a spin heel kick. Tyme with the lateral press......





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.....................shoulder slides up!

M: Who knows how bad Paine is hurting.

K: Very true. We dont know what happened before this match started. Tyme with Paine....Paine with a forearm and another. Paine making a come back. Paine up.........ENZIGURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paine and Tyme are both down now. Referee begins his count.

M: Get up Tyme!

K: Tyme is up at 5 and now Paine. Tyme comes over and throws a right......Paine blocks and fires a right of his own. Tyme with a right and Paine with another block and another right. Paine again with a right and another. Paine with Tyme.....backbreaker. Paine is going to the top and Tyme is getting to his feet. Tyme sees him and springs to the top. Tyme with a German from the top......blocked by Paine! Paine with Tyme, forearm to the face and now............PAINE's RULING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

K: Its over. Paine with the cover..............




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................................ARSENIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: ARSENIC YANKS PAINE OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: Ian Anile calls for the bell. Tyme is gonna be DQed. Tyme now climbing out and ATM is double teaming Paine.

M: Beat his ass.

K: ATM doing a number on Paine. A 2 on 1 situation! HAVOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Whats he doing?!

K: Havok coming out to help his partner, Martin Paine. Paine and Havok now coming back and giving chase to ATM. ATM headed up the ramp and Paine and Havok are in hot pursuit, going after Arsenic and Tyme!

M: Unbelievable. Why is Tyme DQ?!

K: Gee....I wonder. Ladies and gentlemen, its main event time. Its 6 man action. And its next!

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the final contest is your main event. It is scheduled for one fall and has a 45 minute time limit. Introducing team number on..........

<Steve Bond's microphone goes dead.>

K: Some technical problems with Steve's microphone tonight.

M: I think it was his breath. It ruined it!

<A single spot light hits the entrance way as Saliva's "King of My World" blares throughout the arena. As Brandon walks out slowly with both arms raised showing the Valor World Championship Belt. Immune and Ron Tibbs both follow Brandon out to the ring. Once the music really starts going, Brandon slowly walks to the ring with a scowl on his face and argues with a few fans. Brandon then climbs under the bottom rope, slumps in the closest corner and waits for his opponent as the music fades out.>

K: The Impact Players are headed for the ring and this El Paso crowd are not happy!

M: Stupid cowbillies!! Shut the humanoids up!

K: Steve Bond is exiting the ring, so I am assuming that...........

VIVA LA RASSA!!!!!!!!!!

<The crowd explodes into cheers, as "Viva La Rassa" The Los Guerreros version begins to play. A bring metallic blue low rider pulls out from behind the stage and heads towards the aisle. Behind the wheel is Eric Hardcastle. In the passenger seat is Zmaster and in the backseat is The Creeper with the little girl in white. Hardcastle pulls the low rider up in the middle of the aisle. He hits the hyrdraulics and car begins to bounce up and down. The little girl begins to bounce up and down in the backseat, like a trampoline. Hardcastle stands up does the Eddie Guerrero shimmie. All 3 men exit the vehicle and charge the ring.>

K: HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The fight is on.....Hardcastle and Bailey......Zmaster and Immune.....Creeper and Ron Tibbs!!!!!!!!!!! All 6 men have been paired off, as the bell sounds and Noel Gevers will have his hands full here tonight!

M: You think?!

K: Creeper and Tibbs are on the floor and Creeper clotheslines Tibbs over the rail and they are in the crowd. This place is going nuts!!

M: Gevers needs to get these people seperated.

K: Zmaster and Immune are brawling right up the aisle!!! 4 of the 6 men have left the ring. Hardcastle and Bailey are fighting in the corner. Bailey drops to his knees.......LOW BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hardcastle falls to the ground and Bailey with a stomp the head and another. Gevers turns and now watches the action on the inside. Bailey with mounts Hardcastle and begins to drive right hands.

M: Immune just smashed Zmaster's face into the hood of the lowrider.

K: Bailey is setting up for the Chicago Face Buster............HE NAILS IT!!!!!!!!!!!

M: ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!

K: Bailey has the Face Buster!!! And he makes the cover. Zmaster and Immune come fighting back to ringside.

M: What happened to Tibbs and Creeper?!

K: Zmaster tossing Immune into the steel stairs and Zmaster rebuilding the momentum. Bailey is trying to get the referee to come over and make the count. Bailey is up and he walks over to the referee.

M: Zmaster has a chair!

K: Zmaster with the chair and Hardcastle waiving Z. Z slides the chair into the ring and The Prodigal Messiah has it.

M: The Assassin has the refs attention.

K: Zmaster to the apron. He tries to enter the ring and Gevers is holding him back. Hardcastle with the chair.......he hits the mat with it.

M: Turn around ref!!! DQ for the chair shot!

K: Bailey turns and Hardcastle.......................WHA....NOO!!! Hardcastle tosses the chair to Bailey. The Assassin has the chair and Zmaster jumps off the apron.

M: HUH?!

K: Hardcastle lays on the floor with his arms and legs spread out and Gevers turns......HE SEES THE CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gevers calls for the bell!!!!!

M: WHAT?!?!

K: OH MY!!!!! Eric Hardcastle just stole a page out of Eddie Guerrero's playbook. He lied. He cheated. He stole himself a victory and Bailey is going balistic. The referee explaining his DQ ruling to Bailey.

M: Bailey still has the chair.

K: Zmaster climbing in the ring and joining Hardcastle in the ring for the big celebration!!!! This crowd is going absolutely ape shi..........

M: IMMUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: Immune just cracked Zmaster over the head with a chair and Zmaster goes down. Hardcastle attacking Immune and Bailey from behind..............CHAIR SHOT!!!!!!!!! WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hardcastle goes down! Hardcastle and Zmaster, both challengers have been laid out by The North American Champion and the World Heavyweight Champion!

M: YES!!! Vindication!

K: Bailey stands on top of Hardcastle, holding the chair up. Immune does the same to Zmaster! The Impact Players..........DAMN IT!!!

M: Now who's smart, Olberman?!!? HUH?!?!?

K: The Impact Players somehow do it again. They somehow come out on top. Damn it!!! Things will be different next week. Hear me now, believe me later. Next week will be different. For Mean Mike Patrick, I'm Kevin Olberman..............GOOD NIGHT AND SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOR DEADLY ENCOUNTER: HIGH STAKES!

[Justin Tyme-Can You Feel It?!?]

I'm gonna ask a question and i'm gonna be quite blunt.... how in the fuck did i lose my match? my opponent never RPed but yet I"M the one who lost... and you do know Arsenic doesn't need to run in EVERY one of my matches right...

[The eXtremist]

justintyme said:

I'm gonna ask a question and i'm gonna be quite blunt.... how in the f**k did i lose my match? my opponent never RPed but yet I"M the one who lost... and you do know Arsenic doesn't need to run in EVERY one of my matches right...

Um hello, I'm "The eXtremist" Martin Paine, incase you didn't notice the signature. I thought YOU didn't RP up until I saw the one you did 24 hours after deadline.