Halloween Horrors Results 10/30/05

[Hardcastle]

Date: October 30, 2005

Time: 8pm EST

Venue: Sun Devil Stadium in Tempe, Arizona

<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice thatsounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reelthrough.>

Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.

<An image of Shane Quickenbosh delivering a Tope Con Hilo to Will Dinerofrom Valor Before Glory is shown.>

Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.

<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, The Creeper andImmune fades in and then out. An image of The Sin City Saint, Saku, Ron Tibbs,Shane Quickenbosh, Will Dinero and Pohatu fades in and out. >

Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values.

<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to thefront.>

Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world whatthey can do.

<An image of The Sin City Saint diving through the ropes onto Saku.>

Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.

<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>

Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators,begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.

<A reel of images begin flashing on the screen. An image of Saku withhis hand raised. An image of Will Dinero looking into the sky. Animage of <st1:place w:st="on">Juba</st1:place> attacking Immune. Finallyand image of Immune holding the NA Title up in the air. An image of EricHardcastle returning and attacking The Impact Players is shown.>

Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.

<An image of Zmaster with his gloved hand reaching into towards the TVscreen is shown.>

<The screen fades to the entrance ramp with pyros begin to explode."What It Is To Burn" by Finch explodes into the arena. The fansspring to their feet, as pyros explode all around. They begin to cheerreally loud, as the camera moves to ringside where Kevin Olberman and Mean MikePatrick are seated at ringside.>

K: Welcome everybody to Sun Devil Stadium!! Welcome To Devil'sNight!!! Welcome to The Cage Of Horrors!!! Welcome To HalloweenHorrors!!!! I'll be your host Kevin Olberman and alongside, as always, mytag team partner Mean Mike Patrick.

<Camera pans to Mean Mike Patrick who is seated next to KevinOlberman. Mean Mike is wearing a box on his head, covered in tinfoil. There are 2 large round shaped cut outs in the front of thebox. A sign hangs from his neck that says "Place BoobsHere.">

M: Good evening lad....

K: Why are you wearing a box on your head?!

M: Its my costume.

K: Costume?

M: Yeah. It is Halloween time. You know....Trick orTreat? Oh you wouldn't know, your mother used to hand sew your costumes,Peter Pan. I know how embarassing that might be.

K: It was Tinke.....wait, nevermind. What are you supposed to be?

M: A mammogram machine.

<Olberman's eyes widen.>

K: I...I....are you....oh nevermind!

<Mean Mike looks right into the camera and smiles wide.>

K: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a night of horrors. If you look abovethe rings, you will notice an extremely ominous structure. It is The CageOf Horrors. Notice that there are 2 rings tonight.

M: Really?! Hadn't notice, Olberman. Why don't you tell the peopleabout something that isn't so obvious.

K: Well, about the ramp that is coming from the balcony, high above the ring?

M: That will do.

K: That specific ramp will be used to enter The Cage Of Horrors tonight. Its really nothing more than a scaffold leading to the rings. Thescaffold is surrouded in mesh steel.

M: Olberman, tonight we very well could see careers come to an end.

K: We will definitely see careers shortened. One thing I can tell you isthat for two of these men, this will not be their first time in this Cage OfHorrors.

M: Thats right Olberman. Both Brandon Bailey and Eric Hardcastle havebeen in the Cage Of Horrors before.

K: So both men will be depended upon by their team mates for advice on how totackle this cage. Remember the match really begins after everyone hasentered the match. The winning team will be decided via submission. Submission only.

M: Sounds hard enough. Well it gets even more dangerous with all thedifferent weapons availble to the wrestlers.

K; Thats right. Shovels, kendo sticks, cookie sheets, chairs, tables,ladders, shackles, ball bats, among so many other different weapons will beavailable in the ring. Some hide under the ring. Some are attachedto the cage itself. You just dont know what is in there.

M: Someone, if not more, will be hurt and hurt really bad.

K: Absolutely. But thats not all. We also have a fantasticundercard, just filled with gimmicks galore.

M: How about that Ultimate X match?

K: Oh yeah. As you can see above the 2 rings now is the high wire cablesand hanging in the middle is an envelope containing a contract for a JuniorHeavyweight Title #1 contendership.

M: So whoever is able to retrieve the contract.......

K:....becomes the # 1 contender. And thats not the only JuniorHeavyweight match we have. A bit a of a grudge match is on deck aswell. Pryme and Voodoo will square off.

M: This one has been brewing for sometime now.

K: Yes and tonight, we find out who is the better man. But it doesn'tstop there. Its gonna be a Spin The Wheel........Make The Dealmatch. In a few minutes, President Steven Lynch will appear on the rampand spin that treacherous wheel. On that wheel are a number of differentmatch types...........

M:......Lingerie pillow fight?

K: No, I think they forgot that one. That wheel will spin and telleveryone, including Quick and Dinero just what match they will compete in.

M: And then one I am very interested in.

K: You must be talking about the Valor Original concept.........The Trick OrTreat Triple Threat.

M: Thats right!!! There is a pole connected to the ring. It towersabout 10 feet above the ring. Each man can climb up the poll and retrieveone of the trick or treat bags. 2 bags contain a plastic squirtgun. The other contains a TAZER!!!!

K: That is gonna hurt.

M: Its supposed to. The one who gets the tazer, can tazer both of hisopponents and win the match.

K: This is a horrific theme to this pay per view.

M: Horrific is an understatement? Did you see The Creeper and what he didto that boy?

K: You don't honestly believe what you saw was really real?

M: I didn't believe Eric Hardcastle came back from the dead either. Butsomeone told me he is in the main event.

K; Good point. President Lynch is on the ramp with both Shane Quickenboshand Will Dinero. Lets goto the President.

<On The Ramp>

SL: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Quickenbosh and Mr. Dinero. This is thetime determine just what kind of match the two of you will be competing inlater tonight. Will it be a Submission match?

<Crowd cheers>

SL: A cage match?

<crowd cheers louder>

SL: A street fight?

<crowd kind of boos>

SL: A lingerie pillow fight?

<crowd looks around puzzled, as Mean Mike Patrick stands and begins to cheeras loud as he can.>

K: MIKE!! Sit down.

SL: Sorry Mean Mike, I tried.

<Quickenbosh and Dinero shake their heads at Mean Mike.>

SL: Well.....lets give this baby a spin, shall we?

<Lynch reaches up and spins the wheel. The wheel goes round and roundfor a few seconds and slowly comes to a stop on............>

SL: .......................30 Minute Iron Man Match!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thewrestler who scores the most falls inside 30 minutes will be declared thewinner!!!!!!!!!!!

<Dinero and Quickenbosh come face to face and Quick offers his hand toDinero. Dinero looks at it and then walks back behind the curtain. The crowd begins to boo.>

K: You hear it Mean Mike!!! 30 Minute Iron Match!!!!

M: Thats crazy! Neither man is ready for 30 minutes.

K: Well, they will have about 30 minutes to get ready. Our openingcontest is coming up right now!

[Hardcastle]

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Halloween Horrors! Our openingcontest is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit. From LasVegas, Nevada. He weighs in 220lbs......................PRYME!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Did my Time from Korn accelerates out of the PA system as the fans come totheir feet. Pyro Missiles hit the ramp as Pryme steps out from the back of thecurtain, when the explosion clears Pryme jumps through the smoke and runs downthe ramp smacking the hands of the excited fans. Pryme then slides into thering and run to the turnbuckle and throw his hands straight up into the air andthen jumps down and walks to the nearest ropes and pulls on them and beginsstretching until his opponent comes to the ring.>

K: And this crowd is giving Pryme a nice ovation.

M: I dont think Pryme is focused enough. He seems to have lost his way inValor over the last few weeks.

K: We're gonna find out.

SB: And his opponent. From San Jose. He weighs in at220lbs.......................VOODOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights go out and purple fog covers the entrance way, the music hitsand at the up beat point of the song pyros crash inthe center of the entry way(bubba boys) then Voodoo makes his way out throwing his hands in the air as thefans boo, and then he throws his hands down in disappointment/ Makes his way tothe ring and does a front flip over the top rope, and then walks over to theturnbuckle and looks around at the crowd pointing out certain people and thenflips them off, then opponents music begins playing.>

K: Now Pryme's music is playing again?

M: No thats Voodoo's entrance. For some reason when he enters the ring,his music fades out and then his opponents begins.

K: Why?

M: Look at him.......dont ask me.

K: Ok. Referee Shawn Esher has been assigned this contest. Originally, Jeff Bausman was going to referee this match, but he has a brokenjaw and will be out for a couple of weeks.

M: I hope that punk Hardcastle got fined big time.

K: I heard it was pretty significant. But I also heard Eric went tothe Valor offices, paid his fine and left a tip for President Lynch. Evidently, Eric thought President Lynch needed some money for a newwardrobe. The bell sounds and this match is underway. Pryme andVoodoo lockup and Voodoo with the arm drag. Pryme back up andcharges and Voodoo with another arm drag. Voodoo now up and he comes overto Pryme, leg sweep by Pryme. Pryme up....cannonball sen.....roll out byVoodoo.

M: Pace quickens.

K: Voodoo hits the ropes. Pryme down and Voodoo off the far side.....Pymeup.....hip toss and down goes Voodoo!! Voodoo up and Pryme with adropkick and down goes Voodoo. Voodoo back to his feet and charges....armdrag take down by Pryme. Pryme with Voodoo......Irishwhip............flying twisting elbow and Pryme makes the cover........





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M: Voodoo escapes.

K: Pryme setting Voodoo for the suplex and Voodoo is going to block it. Another attempt and another block. Voodoo now.......SNAP SUPLEX!!! Voodoo springs off the ropes......ASAI MOONSAULT and Pryme gets his knees up!!

M: Shot right to the ribs.

K: Pryme with Voodoo.....Irish whip to the corner. Pryme comesin.......MONEKY FLIP!!!!

M: Voodoo on his feet.

K: Pryme turns and is met with a spin heel kick!!! Voodoo with the Irishwhip...............head scissors take down by Vooodoo and Pryme gets whippedacross the ring. Pryme up and he charges.....Voodooo with the hiptoss. Vodoo with the leg drop and Pryme rolls out of the way. Voodoo back up and Pryme with a kick to the gut. Pryme flips up andover..............face buster by Pryme!

M: He could have him.

K: Pryme rolls him over for the cover...........






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M: Now that was aclose fall.

K: Pryme now setting up for his superkick finisher. Voodoo isup.....Pryme with the kick......caught by Voodoo......spins and a spin heelkick right to the mush of Pryme. Voodoo grabs Pryme.....springsup.......TORNADO DDT!!!

M: Voodoo is going to the top rope.

K: Voodoo from the top...................SINNER's REBELLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Thats it!

K: Cover.........






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M: WOW!

K: Voodoo picksup the hard fought victory here tonight. A great openingmatch here tonight.

M: Oh yeah. First in many.

K: Absolutely. We already know that later tonight, we are gonna see a 30minute Iron Man Match between another set of Junior Heavyweights in Quickenboshand Dinero.

M: But up next.....Ultimate X!

K: A chance to become the #1 contender to a title that is coming toValor.....The Junior Heavyweight Championship.

M: Pohatu, Ryan Young, Anothny Shadows and Martin Paine.

K: Lets get down to the ring with Steve Bond for the introductions.

[Hardcastle]

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your Ultimate X match. The winner of this match will be the man to obtain the hanging contract fromthe center of the X. And that winner will be named the #1 contender tothe Junior Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, already in thering................POHATU!!!

K: What happened to Pohatu's entrance?

M: I don't know.

K: Hmmm.................

SB: From Edmonton, Alberta Canada. He stands 5'11" and weighs in at203lbs....................."The Extremeist" Martin Paine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The arena goes dark as "God Gave Me Style" by 50 Cent hits. Thecrowd go crazy as Martin Paine begins to walk out. Fog fills the entrance rampas he walks to both sides, ala Edge. He comes down the middle ramp and takeshis time down it, slapping a few fans hands as possible. He enters the ring andbegins to taunt the fans as he poses for them, and then throwing whateverT-shirt he's wearing into any part of the crowd.>

K: And this crowd is on their feet for Martin Paine.

M: Paine? I know a Rodney Paine.

K: Martin is the younger brother of Rodney.

SB: From New York, New................

K: ANTHONY SHADOWS!!!! Shadows just attacked Ryan Young from behind.

M: I guess this match is on.

K: Ian Anile calls for the bell and we are off. Paine and Pohatu squaringoff and Young and Shadows on the floor. Pohatu tosses Paine to thefloor. Pohatu climbing up the cables. And here we go!

M: Pohatu is trying to climb his way to the middle and get that contract.

K: Shadows comes into the ring and he yanks Pohatu off the cables. RyanYoung into the ring and he is trying to ascend the cables. Martin Paineback in and he and Shadows are double teaming Pohatu.

M: Young climbing.

K: Paine yanks Young down. Paine working over Young now. Pohatu witha pele kick and down goes Shadows. Pohatu is going to try andascend the cables. Young with Paine on the top. Paine going for thecables. Paine working towards the center.

M: So is Pohatu.

K: Young now in pursuit of Paine, trying to follow Paine. Paine sees himand throws a right. He grabs Young........................PAINE'sRULING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: From the cables to the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Martin Paine.....OH MYGOD!!!! Both men are down.

M: Pohatu getting closer.

K: Shadows grabs Pohatu and yanks him down. Shadows with a clotheslineand over the top goes Pohatu and out to the floor. Shadows followingPohatu to the floor.

M: Paine and Young are still down.

K: Paine at least is moving. I dont even see Ryan Young moving. Young may have a broken neck! Paine now trying to climb the cables. He is all by his lonesome. Can Martin Paine make it across the cables?

M: Here comes Anthony Shadows.

K: Paine on the cables and Shadows yanks Paine down and Paine hits the topturnbuckle and tumbles to the floor!

M: Anthony Shadows has been yanking everyone off the cables.

K: Paine is on the floor and now he is lifting up the apron.

M: Whats he looking for?

K: Anthony Shadows .......POHATU!!! Pohatu hits the ring. Shadowsand Pohatu in a s lug fest right now. Pohatu with a kick to the gut.

M: PAINE HAS A LADDER!!!

K: Martin Paine is pulling a ladder from underneath the ring. Pohatucharges Shadows..............BACK DROP!!!!

M: ONTO THE LADDER!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: Pohatu crash and burn on Paine's ladder. Shadows now heading up to thecables.

M: Paine slides his ladder in the ring.

K: Shadows climbing the cables. He has an open road to the middle of thering and that contract. Paine sets up the ladder in the center of thering. Paine now climbing up the ladder.

M: He is cheating!!!!!

K: It does not say you can't use a ladder. Paine reachesup..............HE HAS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: WHAT?! Shadows is pissed.

K: The bell sounds and Martin Paine is going to emerge victorious in his firstmatch in Valor!! Martin Paine has become the new #1 contender for TheJunior Heavyweight Championship!! What a smart, smart move. AndMartin Paine has won Ultimate X!!

M: Some debate by Shadows and the official over this.

K: Its not in the rules. There is nothing about using a ladder to get thewin. Perhaps some controversy, but the rules are the rules. Up nextis the 30 Minute Iron Match. Quickenbosh and Dinero.

M: Tonight is the night that Will Dinero gets his revenge.

K: Will Dinero is undergoing a serious change in attitude. And forwhatever reason he is taking it out on Shane Quickenbosh. Tonight,these two men will attempt to settle it. Steve Bond....take it away.

[Hardcastle]

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a 30 minute Iron Man Match. The winner of the match will be the one man who has the most decisions at the end of the 30 minute time limit. Introducing first.....he hails from Fort Knox, Tennessee. Standing 6'0" and weighing in at 220lbs......................"The Money Man" Will Dinero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<"Silver and Cold" by AFI starts and the lights go down low. A trail of green dollar bill signs lead from the entrance way tothe ring. Two pyros blast gold confetti in the air and "The Money Man" jogs out with a smile on his face. He slowly walks all the way to the ring, hops on the turnbuckle tight rope walks top the middle of the top rope, turns towards crowd and does a tucked backflip to the middle of the ring. He stands there with his right arm raised, still smiling.>

K: This crowd is letting Will Dinero know exactly what they think of his latest actions.

M: The Money Man I know and have always love, is showing his true colors.

SB: And his opponent. From West Mars, Pennsylvania.......standing 6'0" and weighing in at 197lbs....................."LIGHTNING QUICK" SHANE QUICKENBOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<"Break It Down Again" softly plays. The crowd stands to their feet and begin to cheer. The music begins to grow louder, as the curtains open and "Lightning Quick" Shane Quickenbosh appears on the stage. He raises his arms up in the air and begins to bounce from side to side. He darts down the ramp and into the aisle. He points directly at the camera, as he walks down the aisle. He reaches his arms out,from side to side, slapping hands with the fans. He stops in the middle of the aisle and leans his back against the guard rail, as the fans embrace him. With a huge smile on his face, he points at the ring and leaps to the apron. He grabs the top rope and flips himself into the ring. He climbs to the middle rope and raises his arms to the crowd for another round of cheers.>

K: And listen to this ovation for Shane Quickenbosh! No one epitomizes Valor like Quickenbosh.

M: Oh my God, Olberman! Why don't you just marry Quickenbosh then?

K: What?!

M: Yeah.....you are already doing your marital duties by sucking his dic.........

K: WHOAH!!! Senior referee Noel Gevers has been assigned this contest. The bell sounds and this 30 Minute Iron Match begins.

M: Dinero and Quickenbosh are face to face.

K: Oh yeah. A little trash talking by Dinero here. We will do the best to keep everyone appraised of the time, as this match goes. Quick and Dinero begin to circle and they lockup. Dinero with the side head lock. Quick trying to find the counter and he does.......twists into an arm bar. Now its Dinero looking for the counter. Dinero rolls onto the mat....springs to his feet and reverses the arm bar.

M: Look at how technically sound Dinero is.

K: Now its Quickenbosh trapped in the arm bar. Quick springs up the far corner and whips back.........arm drag take down!! Almost a moddification of his Toreador. Dinero comes charging right back and Quickenbosh with the arm drag takedown. He holds on into an arm bar.

M: These two certainly can chain wrestle.

K: Yes they can. Dinero a little frustrated. Dinero with the leg sweep and into the quick cover.......






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M: Trying to strike first is Dinero.

K: Both men stand up and will try this again. They lock up and Dinero with the side headlock. Standing switch and into a hammerlock. Reversal by Quick. Dinero looking for the counter. Snap mare by Dinero. Dinero up and drives the knee.....Quick rolls out the way. Dinero hits down hard. Quick off the ropes........front faced dropkick to the head. Quickenbosh with the jugiatame!!!

M: Dinero quickly gets to the ropes and the hold must be broken.

K: Quick releases the hold and gets back to his feet. Dinero getting back up and Quick charges....backdrop over the top..........QUICK LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE APRON!!

M: WOW!

K: Shoulder to the gut. Quick with the Greco Roman knuckle lock and springs to the top rope. He walks across the top rope...........TOREADOR!!!! Dinero rolls to his feet. Dinero charges and a drop toe hold by Quickenbosh. Quickenbosh to the apron.....slighshot leg drop!!! He makes the cover..........





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M: WOW!!! 10 minutes have now gone by.

K: We have 20 mins. remanining in the match and neither man has been able to get a pin on the other or any other decision. Quick is up and backs up. Dinero to his knees..............LIGHTNING WARLO........SWEEP BY DINERO!!! Quick blasts the back of his head. Dinero...................3 SOCIAL CLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover is made........



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M: HE GOT HIM!!! 1-0, Dinero.

K: And Dinero scores the first decision at the 12 minute mark. Dinero is unrelenting. Dinero with Quick..............double underhook suplex!! Dinero will try a quick cover..........



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M: This time Quickenbosh escapes.

K: Dinero right back to it. He has Quick locked up into a neckbreaker. Countered by Quickenbosh and Quick will try a brainbuster. Blocked by Dinero and Dinero connects with the brain buster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Incredible!

K: Dinero hangs on and will try a second. Quick with the block this time. Quick with an elbow and gains some seperation. Quick with a kick to the gut. Quick going for the ddt. Dinero counters..............STOCK MARKET DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover......




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[Hardcastle]

M: YES!!! Just like that and its 2-0 at the 17 minute mark.

K: As we approach 20 minutes, Will Dinero has increased his lead to 2-0. This just might be insurmountable at this point. The half way mark has expired and Dinero leads by 2.

M: This one is over, Olberman.

K: Shane Quickenbosh has been caught off guard here. Dinero lining up Quick again. He will go for the Stock Market Drop again. Quick escapes and into an arm bar. Quick spins into a side headlock. Quick springs and pushes off the top rope.................BULLDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quick rolls over for the cover..........





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M: Close count.

K: 20 minutes is approaching and Quickenbosh is down 2-0. Quickenbosh hits the ropes.......ASAI MOONSAULT............

M: Dinero rolls out.

K: Quick lands on his feet. Dinero hits the ropes...........Quick with the clothesline.......caught by Dinero into a crucifixion.................CAUGHT!!!!!!!!!! Quick with the counter and into...................SPYRAZUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rolls into the pin............





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M: DAMN!

K: Quick climbs within 1 now. With about 6 minutes remaining in this match. He is down just 2-1.

M: Time is not on Quickenbosh's side.

K: Quick with Dinero now. He scoops him up..........MICHINOKU DRIVER!!!! Quick with the cover........




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M: PHEW!

K: Quickenbosh needs to score something high risk to tie this up. Quick spings to the top.................QUICK SHANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That has to be it. Cover..........




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K: The sommersault senton could not get the pin. MY GOD!! Quickenbosh is shocked. He has Dinero now in the corner. Windmill chops!!!!!!!!!!

M: This isn't going to beat Dinero. Quick needs to make a pin.

K: Quick with the Irish whip to the far corner and Quick charges with the............PALM STRIK...............Dinero escapes the corner and Quick hits hard. Dinero grabs Quick and lifts him up.............DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!!!!!!! He makes the cover..........




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M: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: DAMN! With about 5 minutes remaining......Dinero extends his lead to 3-1. It just might be over now, Mean Mike.

M: Dinero is such the intelligent wrestler. What Dinero needs to do is slap on a submission and put this match into a deep freeze.

K: That would be smart. And looks like Dinero is listening to you. Dinero with the front chancery. He is trying to hold Quickenbosh to the apron and keep Quick on the defense.

M: Tick, tick, tick.

K: Quick trying to work to his feet and getting to the corner.

M: Referee calls for the break.

K: Dinero not wanting to let go and this could cause him to be DQed.

M: Take the DQ and put the deep freeze on. You are up 2.

K: Dinero lets go and Quick pops up with a forearm and Dinero fires one of his own. Quick again with a forearm and Dinero hits one of his own. Quick hits one and Dinero hit.....Quick ducks.......Quick springs to the top rope...............HURRACANRANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quick is lightning quick.........LIGHTNING STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!! He makes the cover.............




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M: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

K: YES!!! Quick gets the 3 and he is down just one.

M: Thats fine. Fine, fine. With 3 minutes remaining, Quick will never get two more decisions.

K: That could be tough. Quick back to his feet.....kick to the gut.....CAUGHT!! Dinero catches the boot............ENZIGURI!!!!!!!!!!! And its Dinero tumbling over the top rope. Quick off the far side...................TOPE CON HELO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HOLY SHI.........

K: Quick on his feet and rolls back into the ring. The 10 count is on. Remember, its decisions.

M: Tick, tick, tick.

K: 1.....2.......3..........4........5...........6......7.........8......9........10!!!

M: Countout.

K: Quick ties it up and this crowd comes to their feet with just 2 minutes remaining.

M: Dinero should stay on the outside, break the count and roll back out.

K: Dinero cant win then.

M: DAMN IT!!

K: Dinero climbs back in and he cannot believe that we are tied with 2 minutes remanining. Quick with the kick to the gut..............TAIL OF THE DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quick with the cover........





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[Hardcastle]

..................shoulder comes up!

M: PHEW!!

K: We are talking about a minute remaining now. Dinero to his feet and Quick............LIGHTNING WARLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This has to be it. Cover.....




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...................foot!!!!!!!

M: 30 seconds!

K: Quick cannot believe it. He has Dinero now......Dinero breaks out and a forearm to the face. Dinero with Quick now................STOCK MARKET DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dinero is going to win!

K: Dinero makes the cover..........




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..........................foot is on the rope.

M: YE........HUH?!

K: Quickenbosh got his foot on the rope. And Dinero thinks he has won it with just 12 seconds remaining. Dinero is up and Gevers is telling him he did not get the 3.

M: DAMN IT!! Its ok......5 seconds left.

K: Roll up by Quickenbosh.............

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M: WHAT?!

K: YES!!!!!!!!!! Quickenbosh wins!!! Shane Quickenbosh has done it!!!

M: NOOO!!! The hell he did. Did Quick somehow learn to defy the laws of time?! 2 seconds left and Quick gets a 3 count??!?

K: You make an interesting point, but Noel Gevers is awarding the match to Quickenbosh and Dinero is right in the face of Gevers. Controversy has exploded here tonight at Halloween Horrors!!

M: Controversy?! Try Dinero just got screwed!

K: he has a legit gripe. But the referee made his decision and its going in the books as a win for Quickenbosh in the Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal Match! Well, up next is the The Trick Or Treat Match.

M: What is a Trick or Treat Match?

K: From what I have been told, the Trick Or Treat match goes like this. There will be a pole. On top of the pole will be 3 Trick or Treat bags. There are 3 wrestlers and 3 bags. Each wrestler is entitled to one bag. They climb up the pole and retrieve a bag. Inside 2 bags will be squirt guns and 1 will be a tazer. Whatever is in your bag, you get to use against your opponent and win the match.

M: A tazer?! Thats crazy!

K: Its shocking.

M: Ugh. That was awful, Olberman.

K: Steve Bond....take it away!

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your Trick Or Treat Match. The winner of the match will obtain the tazer and use it on their opponent to get the pinfall. Introducing first from Anderson, Indiana. He weighs in at 225lbs........................HAVOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Lights go out and the stage lights up while Crazy Train is blarring out of the PA system, and then the light leaves the stage and travels through the fans and out from the fans comes Havok jumping from out the fans ring barrier and Havok slides into the ring and then leanes up against the ropes and awaits his opponent to enter the ring.>

K: Havok is here with.......

M: ALORA!!!! Oh baby!

K: Calm down you thriteen year old horn ball.

<Mean Mike makes little horns on his head.>

M: Look Olberman.......I'm horny.

<Olberman sighs.>

SB: From Toronto Ontairio Canada. He weighs in at 200lbs...............................ARSENIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<As the song begins to play the lights in the arena turn to red and white.The red light spots Arsenic as the white light flashes.Arsenic wears silver shinny pants w/ black stripe on the side.The letters Arsenic are on his buttocks...He wears a red/white jacket with a Maple Leaf on the back of the jacket representing Canada.
Arsenic has brown long hair with blonde streaks. Arsenic enters the ring by sliding into the ring and goes to the nearest corner and stands on the sencond rope looking at the crowd in disgust.>

K: And this crowd is not very happy with Arsenic.

M: The humanoids cannot appreciate a fine Canadien.

K: Excuse me?

M: Arsenic is one bad mother canucker!

<Olberman sighs.>

SB: And their opponent. From Long Island, New York. He weighs in at 278lbs........................JUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<smoke apears. once the smoke clears Juba just stand there looking into the ring. he then runs into the ring and begins to fight>

K: Ian Anile calls for the bell as Juba comes in with fists a fury!! Juba with Havok....tossing him to the floor. Juba and Arsenic now squaring off. Juba with Arsenic in the corner.......right hands. Arsenic with a thumb to the eye. Juba stumbles back and Arsenic from the second rope......double axehandle. Arsenic with Juba now.....Irish whip.......backdrop by Arsenic. Juba is up and turns and Arsenic plants him with a clothesline.

M: here comes Havok!

K: Havok from the top rope.........standing froggy splash onto Arsenic. He makes the cover.........






....1





...........2





......................kickout!

M: Juba is up.

K: Juba is climbing up that pole. Juba is going to try and get that first bag.

M: Not much of a crime for the big man.

K: Havok with a dropkick and down goes Arsenic. Havok going for anoth.....nooo....he sees Juba!

M: Too late. Juba just inches from the first bag.

K: Havok rushes to the corner............

M: JUBA HAS IT!!

K: Oh boy!! Here we go! Juba now climbing down and Havok is backing off. Juba reaches into his bag and he has.............

M;............TAZER!!!!!!!!!

K: When did Super Soaker start making tazers?!

M: I dont know.

K: Havok sees its a squirt gun and dropkicks Juba. Juba in the corner and Havok up............moneky flips Juba right out of the corner!!!!!!!!!

M: Arsenic grabs Juba....reverse atomic drop and off the ropes.....CLOTHESLINE!

K: Its Havok now trying to ascend the pole.

M: Arsenic sees him.

K: Arsenic grabs Havok and yanks him down and Havok falls across the ropes. Arsenic turns and Juba grabs him.............BLACK HOLE SLAM!!!

M: Juba just planted Arsenic!

K: Havok with the help of Alora, trying to get back in the ring.

M: Arsenic is down and here comes Juba.

K: Juba with Havok..............JUBA BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!

M: OUCH!

K: Juba is climbing up the pole

M: AGAIN!?!

K: Juba can't do this!

M: Arsenic trying to get up.

K: Arsenic to his feet and Juba has a second bag. Juba climbing down, after stealing a second bag!!

M: Arsenic swings Juba around.

K: Juba into the bag and he has the........

M: ................TAZER!!!!!!!!!!

K: Super Soaker. Juba is pissed..........Arsenic snatches the squirt gun and blasts Juba in the eyes!

M: Juba is blind!!

K: Arsenic.............DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE!!!!!!!!

M: OVER THE TOP GOES JUBA!!!

K: Havok is up and on the top............Arsenic turns.....MISSLE DROPKICK!!!!

M: HAVOK CLIMBING THE POLE!!!!

K: Havok is going to the top to get his bag. And you know his bag has the........

M:..............SQUIRT GUN!!!

K: The tazer. The tazer. Havok has his bag and he is climbing back down. Havok reaching into his bag and.........HE HAS THE TAZER!!!!!

M: Oh no!!!!!!!!!

K: OH YES!!!! Havok is gonna get his revenge now.

M: Juba on the apron!

K: ...............ZAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! Juba got zapped and down he goes.

M: Poor Juba!

K: Arsenic getting to his feet and Havok now gonna zap Arsenic............

M: JUSTIN TYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: WHAT??!??!?! Are you kidding me?! Tyme hits the ring and shoves Havok down!!

M: Tazer rolls to Arsenic.

K: Tyme leaving the ring and Havok sees Tyme. Havok having words with Tyme and Arsenic has the tazer. Havok turns..................ZAAAPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!

K: Poor Havok. Arsenic with the cover...........



.....1





..........2






..........................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: YES!!!!

K: Justin Tyme has helped Johnny Arsenic out. Justin Tyme has helped Arsenic bring home the win In The Trick or Treat match.

M: I am shocked!!

<Olberman sighs.>

K: STOP!!! I cannot believe Justin Tyme has shown his face in Valor again.

M: One of the greatest teams in pro wrestling has reunified.

K: Stunned...thats me. Justin Tyme has returned to Valor. WOW!!

[Hardcastle]

K: Ok...ladies and gentlemen, the main event is next. As you can see.....they are lowering the double cage around both rings.

M: I'm suprised that none of the matches have spilled over to the other ring.

K: So am I.

M: Must be the booker.

K; Huh!? Anyway.....as they lower the cage, we expect this feud between Z's Army and Bailey's Brigade come to an end tonight.

M: Don't forget the mystery man.

K: Thats true. This might just come down to one idea......the lineup that each team has going out. Each team captain handed a lineup to President Steven Lynch when they arrived to arena tonight. We could see some interesting matchups.

M: Yeah we could.

K: The cage has been lowered and it is all set. This ominious structure will bring nothing but pain here tonight. We warn our viewing audience that this match will be extremely graphic and cause involuntary chunk blowing.

M: I got my bucket right here.

<Mean Mike lifts up a metal pale.>

K: Put that down! Let's find out who is going to enter the cage first and have that 2 on 1 advantage.

<Ringside>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, this final contest is your main event. And it is The Cage Of Horrors! Inside the cage, you will notice a number of different weapons; baseball bat, kendo stick, cookie sheet, chain, steel chairs, ladders, etc. A man from each team will come to the ring via a designated lineup. The match begins once all members have entered the cage and can only end via a submission. So without any further adeu, the man who will enter The Cage of Horrors # 1.........................THE VALOR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION..............."THE ASSASSIN" BRANDON BAILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: MY GOD!!

M: The World Champion is going in #1

K: Talk about gutsy. The World Champion appears on the balcony and begins to take that short walk across the scaffold to enter the cage.

M: Our World Champion has balls, Olberman. Big ones!

K: You see that once you climb down from the scaffold there is a wide opening to enter the cage. Bailey climbs down and wait......what is he doing?!

M: Bailey has a ball bat.

K: Why is there a ball bat on top of the cage?! The weapons are supposed to be inside. Bailey now hiding underneath the scaffold?!

M: He is gonna ambush who ever comes out for Z's Army.

<crowd chants Mes-siah.>

K: Listen to this capacity crowd....they want The Prodigal Messiah to come out! Who's it gonna be?!

M: ITS SAKU!!!

K: Saku is coming down the scaffold. And he doesn't knwo that Brandon is hiding under the scaffold. Saku climbs down and onto the cage...............WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Bailey clobbered Saku from behind and Saku falls from the top of the cage to the inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: An ambush by the World Champion. The bell sounds and this one is officially underway. All 3 referees, Shawn Esher, Ian Anile and Noel Gevers are ringside waiting for the submission.

M: Here comes the champ!

K: Bailey climbs inside the cage and Saku is hurt and hurt bad, in the early moments of the match. Keep in mind, every 2 minutes another member of a team is gonna come out. First a member of Bailey's Brigade and then a member of Z's Army. Bailey has Saku....tossing him face first into the steel cell surrounding the far side of the ring. They are on the outside of the ring, Mean Mike.

M: Bailey is looking for some plunder, as Dusty Rhodes would say.

K: Bailey has a cookie sheet....smashing it into the side of Saku. Bailey showing no mercy as he whips Saku into the steel stairs!!!

M: Saku is being punished, like a wicked step child.

K: Bailey is now just putting the boots to Saku. Saku desperately needs to get some help out here.

M: Too bad, Olberman. Because the next person to enter is gonna be apart of Bailey's Brigade.

K: MY GOD!! You're right. Saku is in for one hell of a night. Bailey tosses Saku back into the ring.

M: And its time for the next person to come out.

K: Whos it gonna be?!

M: Its................RON TIBBS!!!!!!!!!!

K: Tibbs is coming down the scaffold and he is headed for the ring. Bailey is waiving Tibbs in and Tibbs is climbing down. Bailey with a stright right hand and plants Saku with it. Bailey now getting a table.

M: Tibbs is in.

K: Tibbs working over Saku now. Tibbs with the Irish whip.........Saku ducks the clothesline!!! Saku spins Tibbs around..........dropkick right to the face!!!!!!!!

M: THE CHAMP!!!!!!!!!!

K: STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK OF SAKU!! That ends that flurry. Now Bailey has that table setup in the corner of ring # 1 Bailey pulling Saku and placing him against the table.

M: Tibbs is backing up.

K: REALITY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right through the table!

M: HOLY SHI...........

[Hardcastle]

K: Thats right!!! Saku just got smashed right into that table and the table has been obliterated!

M: Saku must be broken in half.

K: And The Impact Players are just loving it, Mean Mike. Bailey now has that Lex Flexor and he is choking the life out of Saku! Tibbs hammering Saku in the head with straight right hands.

<crowd begins to chant Mes-siah>

M: Shut the humanoids up!

K: This crowd is desperately clamoring for The Prodigal Messiah. And the count down is on for the backup.

M;..........3......2........1. Whos it gonna be?!

K: PRODIGAL MESSIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Listen to this ovation!!! Hardcastle comes darting down the scaffold and he is on top of the cage. Bailey and Tibbs see him..................SUICIDE DIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HOLY SHI............

K: Hardcastle with the sucide dive from the top of the cage right on top of Bailey, Tibbs and Saku! All 4men are down! All 4 men are down and all 4 men look like they were in a car wreck!

M: I've seen car wrecks look nicer.

K: Hardcastle now up and is right on top of Bailey throwing right hands!!! This is what we have been waiting for for months!! Hardcastle and Bailey!!!

M: Get him Bailey!

K: Hardcastle up and Tibbs attacks him from behind. Tibbs with Hardcastle....tosses him to into the second ring.

M: Tibbs and Hardcastle are in ring 2. Saku and Bailey in ring 1.

K: The odds are more even and Saku has climbed out to the floor and he has a ladder. Saku is coming back into the ring with the ladder..........baseball slide dropkick by Bailey into the ladder and Saku is eating the Home Depot letters right off the ladder.

M: The champ is coming out to the floor.

K: Tibbs now with Hardcastle.......tossing him to the floor and into the side of the cage. Tibbs now to the floor. Tibbs has a steel chair. Hardcastle getting up...............SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Into the chair and into Tibbs!!! MY GOD!!!! Hardcastle now has a kendo stick. Hardcastle leaving Tibbs and he is headed for ring # 1.

M: 2........1.........its..............

K: ..........IMMUNE!!!!!!!!!!! The North American Champion is coming down the scaffold and headed for The Cage of Horrors. Hardcastle with the kendo in hand and turns Bailey around...............WHAM!!!!!!!!! Hardcastle just cracked that kendo stick right across the head of The Assassin! The Prodigal Messiah again..........WHACK!!!!!!!! WHACK!!!!!!!! WHACK!!!!!!!! And the kendo stick has been broken over the bloody head of the World Heavyweight Champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Immune is on top of the cage and he is climbing in.

K: Saku has a...........BARBED WIRE BAT!!! Saku into the ring and Immune turns............barbed wire bat to the stomach of Immune!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: I just noticed I haven't seen an arm bar or wrist lock in this match at all.

K: Are you kidding me?! Saku with that bat and he smashes it across the back of Immune. The NA champion is bleeding from the stomach and the back now. Immune with a right hand and Saku stumbles.

M: Its tough to keep up with all this action.

K: Yes it is. Hardcastle with Bailey........smashing his bloody face into the steel cage!!!!

M: Immune has the barbedwire bat and he is using it on the face of Saku!!! he is just tearing the flesh right off Saku's face!!!

K: This is absolutely brutal! Tibbs is up and he has a trash can. Tibbs with the trash can, right into the back of the head of The Prodigal Messiah. Tibbs now with a chair.........WHAM!!! Right across the skull of Eric Hardcastle.

M: Bailey is reaching underneath the ring.

K: What is the World Champion looking for?

M: I'll guess it aint love.

K: A BED OF NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Brandon Bailey is yanking out a bed of nails. Now Ron Tibbs is helping Bailey. Tibbs and Bailey now setting up the bed of nails in against the near side of this cage.

M:............3.........2.........1.............its gonna be.................THE CREEPER!!!!!!!!!!!

K: Creeper is coming down the scaffold!!! And Immune sees him. Immune is begging for The Creeper to enter the cage. Immune was the one to hand The Creeper his first lost and take the North American Title from The Creeper.

M: Now Immune is begging for The Creeper to enter the ring.

K: And here he comes! Creeper climbing into the cage and Immune and Creeper are going to town on one another. Immune using his power and Creeper trying to use his. A battle of the big men!

M: Olberman, your beloved Messiah is in trouble,

K: Bailey and Tibbs with Hardcastle.........IRISH WHIP INTO THE BED OF NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Why can you say it and I can't?!

K: I apologize!!! But Hardcastle just went back first into the bed of nails!!!! His back is completely torn apart!

M: Immune has tossed The Creeper to the floor in ring 1.

K: Saku has a cookie sheet and he blasts Immune over the head with it. Saku just a bloody mess at this point. Immune with a kick to the gut. Immune using his animalistic power................GORRILA PRESS OUTSIDE THE RING AND INTO THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Creeper has a huge bag and he slides it in the ring.

K: The Creeper has chair and he nails Immune from behind and Immune goes tumbling over the ropes and into ring 2!

M: Creeper going back to that black bag.

K: That bag looks pretty heavy, as Creeper is dragging it into ring 2. The Creeper opening up the bag and its..................THUMBTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HO)LY SHIT!!! There must be thousands upon thousands of them.

K: The Creeper is dumping those tumbtacks all over ring 2.

M: Bailey now has a staple gun!!!!

K: OH NO!! Bailey is gonna use that staple gun on Hardcastle. Hardcastle breaks out of Tibbs' grasp and spears down Bailey. Hardcastle grabs the staple gun and here comes Tibbs...............STAPLE GUN TO THE GUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hardcastle now with the staple gun into the forehead of TIBBS!!!! And Tibbs is bleeding!!!

M: What is Creeper doing with Immune?!

K: Creeper has Immune..............DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: The Creeper is one sick fuc.....

K: Oh God!!!! Immune is just covered in a pool of thumbtacks.

M: ITS THE SIN CITY SAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: Saint is the next man in the Cage of Horrors. Wait.....Saint not entering the ring. Saint is staying on the scaffold. The Sin City Saint is not coming into the ring.

M: Smart, really smart. He is gonna ambush either Zmaster or Mike Stryker.

K: Hardcastle hits Bailey with the trash can. He now puts the can on top of Bailey's head. Saku has a bat and he tosses it to Hardcastle. There's the pitch....................HOMERUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWING RIGHT INTO THE TRASH CAN!!!!

M: NO!! The World Champion is down!!!

K: REALITY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARDCASTLE RIGHT THROUGH THE STEEL CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Prodigal Messiah just got smashed through the mesh steel and right into the front row!!! I have never seen anything like that before.

M: Saku from the apron and he has a cookie sheet. Right to the head of Tibbs!!

K: Ron Tibbs is a monster. A blood clinic is on standby tonight, just in case. Valor Officials are expecting massive blood loss in this match. Bailey is escaping the trash can and he is headed towards ring # 1.

M: The Sin City Saint is standing and preparing for who comes through that scaffold next. 3.....2....1........MIKE STYKER!!!!!!!!!!

[Hardcastle]

K: The legendary Mike Stryker comes charging down that scaffold and he spears The Sin City Saint down!!

M: Look at that scaffold starting to shake.

K: Bailey has a table and is setting the table up in ring 1. Hardcastle starting to crawl his way back into hell!!! Bailey back to the floor and he is got a couple of chairs.

M: Stryker and Saint are duking it out on the scaffold. Stryker with Saint.....smashing his him face first against the steel mesh!

K: Bailey is setting something up with those chairs and now he is under the ring and he has......................A SHEET OF GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Someone is gonna need......

K:....................OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! Stryker just tossed Saint off the top of the scaffold through the trap door and through the table into the ring!!!!!!!!!! The Sin City Saint is now broken in half!!!!

M: Mike Stryker now climbing back down. And in ring 2.....Creeper is bashing Immune's face right into those thumbtacks. Immune with a low blow. Immune......DDT INTO THE TACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: Hardcastle crawling back into the cage. Saku now has a chain and he is wrapping it around the throat of Tibbs!! He is gonna try to choke Tibbs out here. Immune is rolling out to the floor and from behind...........he attacks Saku. Immune tosses Saku into the ring and Immune has Saku and here comes Tibbs. Immune with Saku............SPIKE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tibbs and Immune spiked Saku into those thumbtacks. Now they are dragging Saku to the floor. Here comes Creeper. Creeper grabs Tibbs and Creeper and Tibbs are going at it and Immune has Saku up against the cage. Immune is going to use those shackles!!!! And he shackles Saku against the cage!!!

M: No where to go for Saku.

K: Back to ring 1......its Mike Stryker coming face to face with Brandon Bailey. Bailey backing down and Stryker is starting to stalk the World Champion..............SAINT!!!!!!!!!! Low blow!!!! The low blow from The Sin City Saint, drops Mike Stryker.

M: Hardcastle and Bailey!

K: Those two exchanging rights and its Bailey with a low blow to Hardcastle. Both men in the ring. Bailey now with Hardcastle. He is going to......OH NO!! He couldnt!!

M: He is gonna powerbomb The Prodigal Messiah through the glass!

K: Someone has to stop him!!!! Someone absolutely must stop Brandon Bailey!!!! Bailey with Hardcastle up......................HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

K: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

K: The World Heavyweight Champion has just powerbombed The Prodigal Messiah through the glass onto the floor!!!!!!!!

M: Somebody call 911!!!!!!! Somebody call 911!!!

K: Styker with a clothesline and up and over the ropes and into ring 2 of THUMBTACKS GOES SAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stryker to the outside and he lifts up the apron.

M: Now what?!

K: Stryker has...............A LIGHTTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: OH NO!!!

K: Stryker back into the ring and Bailey turns..............WHAM!!!!!!!!!! Smashes the light tube right over the head of The Assassin!!!!

M: The last member of Bailey's Brigade is next. Whos it gonna be?!

K: Some speculated Gage Creed. Some speculated Mike Stryker. Some even speculated Aaron The Hammer Bailey.

M: I would mark out for Aaron Bailey!

K: 3.........2.........1.....................

M:......................TRISTAN F'N CAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: Oh.......My..........God!!!!!!

M: I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tristan Caine is coming down the scaffold.

K: Caine is entering the ring and Stryker is working over Bailey. Tristan Caine is the mystery man!! Can you believe this?! I can't. I can't believe any of this. Saku is locked up in shackles. Tibbs and The Creeper are fighting it out on the floor. Immune is heading for ring 1. Saint is laying in a pool of thumbtacks. Stryker is giving fireing rights and lefts to his one time best friend, Brandon Bailey. Eric Hardcastle is laying in a millions of pieces of broken glass. His back is completely tattered and torn. And Tristan Caine has made his Valor return and has just entered the Cage of Horrors. Caine has a shove and he clobbers Stryker from behind. Caine spins Stryker around..........SHOVEL TO THE HEAD!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! GOOD GOD!!!

M: Immune is coming over to Hardcastle now. Hardcastle trying to fight, but to no avail. Immune with a chair to the head.

[Hardcastle]

K: Immune is setting up a table.

M: Mike Stryker coming back and Tristan is now trying to escape the cage.

K: ZMASTER!!!!! Team Captain........ZMASTER IS ON HIS WAY DOWN THE SCAFFOLD!!!!!!!!!! Zmaster climbing down to the ring, as Mike Stryker is in hot pursuit of Tristan Caine.

M: Caine needs to hightail it out of dodge.

K: Zmaster is in the ring and The Cage of Horrors can officially begin! Immune setting up a powerbomb on Hardcastle through the table..........CLOTHESLINE BY ZMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Down goes Immune. Hardcastle with Immune now..............CATAPULT THROUGH THE TABLE GOES IMMUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Caine is on top of the cage.

K: Stryker is in hot pursuit as he reaches the top of the cage. Tristan Caine trying to find a place to run or hide and he cannot. Mike Stryker now has Caine cornered right above us, Mean Mike.

M: This can't be good.

K: Stryker and Caine exchanging rights. Stryker with a superkick and down goes Caine. Stryker grabs Caine now...........

M: Uh oh!

K: Stryker lifts Caine up on his shoulders.....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

M: INCOMING!!!!!!!!! INCOMING!!!!!!!!!! INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!

K: We might want to get out of here.

M: You think?!

<Mean Mike and Kevin Olberman grab their head sets and run from the announce table.>

K: STRYKER FROM THE TOP...................DEATH VALLEY DRIVER FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE, DRIVING CAINE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE CALL 911!!!!

K: We definitely need to get a medical team out here. Both of these guys are completely wiped out!!!

M: The World Champion has a bucket of..........

K: SALT!!!! Bailey has a bucket of salt!!!! This is an old Vietkong torture tactic. They would use this on our POWS in order to extract information, pouring salt into the wounds.

M: I LOVE IT!!!!

K: Zmaster is dragging Immune over to the bed of nails. Zmaster tosses Immune into the bed of nails. Zmaster now climbing up to the apron of ring 2.

M: SAINT!!!!!!!!!

K: Saint comes over and is met with a uppercut by Zmaster, smashing Saint right back into the tacks. Zmaster climbing to the top rope..................HE DIVES!!!!!!!!!!

M: IMMUNE DUCKS!!!!!!!!

K: And Zmaster smashes into the bed of nails!!!!

M: Olberman.....The Creeper has a cheese grater!!!

K: The Creeper is grating the face of Ron Tibbs!!!!

M: I am actually watching pieces of flesh being removed from the forehead of Ron Tibbs!! Where is my bucket?!

K: Zmaster actually has nails stuck in his arms. The Assassin now over by Hardcastle with that bucket of salt.................POURING THE SALT ONTO THE WOUNDS OF ERIC HARDCASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M Salt in the wounds stings like a mother fuc........

K: We get the point. A medical team is assisting Mike Stryker and Tristan Caine. As the carnage continues inside the ring. Bailey now with Hardcastle...............CHICAGO CRIPPLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The first attempt at ending this match and Hardcastle is in a lot of pain.

K: The Creeper sees whats going on and he comes over with a big boot to the back of the head of Bailey!!!! The Creeper now dragging Bailey over to ring # 2.

M: Zmaster still up against that bed of nails.

K: Tibbs with the REALITY CHEC.............ZMASTER DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIBBS INTO THE BED OF NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RON TIBBS JUST GOT STABBED ALL OVER HIS BODY WITH THOSE NAILS!!!

M: MY GOD!! There is just gallons upon gallons of spilled blood here.

K: And there is no end in sight. What is Creeper gonna do with the World Champion.......military press.........INTO THE TACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOO!!! Not the champ! Poor Brandon!

K: Bailey is covered in thumbtacks...head to toe. Immune has a shovel...............BROKEN OVER THE HEAD OF THE CREEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: Creeper looks half dead.

K: Immune with The Creeper now.

M: Zmaster has a table.

K: Immune with a half conscinous Creeper and he is shacking him to the cage as well. Immune is just trying to lock up Z's Army. And Creeper is locked up!!!

M: 2 men of Z's Army have been locked up.

K: Zmaster has a bottle of lighter fluid!!!!!!!!!

M: OH NO!!!

K: Zmaster spraying the fluid all over that table. I think we are gonna have an Immune barbecue. Zmaster has a lighter............LET THERE BE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

M: OH GOD NO!

K: Zmaster with hellfire and brimstone. Immune sees Zmaster and he is backing off. Immune wants no part of that inferno!

M: HARDCASTLE!!!

[Hardcastle]

K: Forearm smash to the back of Immune and Immune goes stumbling into the grasps of team captain, Zmaster. Zmaster tosses Immune up against the near side cage wall and begins to throw heavy rights and lefts to the gut and now the face. Zmaster is unloading with fists of fire!!!!!!!!

M: Hardcastle has a chair.

K: The Sin City Saint from the top and Hardcastle sees him.......TOSSES THE CHAIR TO THE HEAD OF SAINT!!!!!!!!!!! Saint tumbles to the arena floor. Hardcastle entering ring #1 now. Zmaster has Immune centered. The flaming table is going to become Immune's new home!!!! A pickup.........CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: STOP DROP AND ROLL IMMUNE!! STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!! Hardcastle dragging Bailey back into ring # 1.

K: Hardcastle right hand and Bailey retaliates. Hardcastle with another and Bailey again answers. This is just an old fashion fist fight!

M: Immune is finally been put out. Zmaster now stalking poor burnt Immune.

K: The Sin City Saint now stalking Zmaster with that chair. Immune crawling towards...........THE BUCKET OF SALT!!

M: Get it Immune! Immune is gonna use it to blind Zmaster.

K: Bailey now trying to escape the cage. Bailey is using the trap door to climb his way back out. And Hardcastle has a table setup. Eric turns and sees Bailey leaving. Eric is now heading up the trap door as well. The chase is on!

M: Immune has the salt bucket!

K: Immune tosses the salt on Zmast.........NOO!!! Zmaster ducks and Immune douses The Sin City Saint with the salt!!!!!!!!!! Saint droips the chair and he is blinded.

M: Bailey and Hardcastle are on top of the cage.

K: Both men on top of the cage and the fight continues. Hardcastle with a SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Showstopper on the top of the cage and Bailey is down.

M: Immune just inadvertently blinded Saint with that salt.

K: Saint cant see anything!! Immune with a kick to the gut on Zmaster and slams Z into the cage!!! Immune now trying to comfort Saint. Saint swings and nails.........IMMUNE!!!! Immune just got punched in the face. Immune grabs Saint and shoves him!!!

M: Guys, guys!! What the hell?!

K: Saint............NUT FLUSH!!!! His version of the crippler cross face!!!

M: NOO!!!! Saint wrong guy!! Thats Immune!!!

K: I'm not sure if Saint doesn't already know that.

M: Of course he does not know that. He thinks its Zmaster.

K: From the top of the cage. Hardcastle has Bailey on his shoulders.......................ASSAULT DRIVER FROM THE CAGE THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Somebody call 911!!!!

K: I think they are on their way!!! Both men completely destroyed!!! Meanwhile, Saint still has the Nut Flush locked in. Zmaster looking on. Immune is getting ready to tap out.

M: Somebody unblind Saint.

K: Zmaster watching on and the referees are in position................TAP OUT!!!!!!!!! IMMUNE TAPS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: No, no!! You got to be kidding me.

K: The Sin City Saint helps Z's Army win?!??!!? Incredible!!!! We are out of time.......we will need to sort this out on Slam this week!!! For Mean Mike Patrick, I'm Kevin Olberman saying good night from Halloween Horrors!!!!

[Valor CEO]

Great Show like always, Tristain Caine, is he becoming active here now or what. congrats to all winners, great job. my personal favorite match was the upset of arsenic over havok in the triple threat match involving juba as well, one hell of a match. by the way the other matches especially the main event was hellacious and grusome, great job hardcastle.

+1 Karma

Immune

[Sin City Saint]

mean mike's costume rocked. i should have dressed in that for halloween. the horrors match was gruesome to say the least and just filled with highspots. stryker's dvd off the cage was awesome. i dont think caine is coming back, but it would be cool if he did. cant believe we did not see hardcaslte/caine interact. that had some history there. the bad jokes during the trick or treat match was just plain bad. the 1 thing i didnt like about this show was there were way too manhy gimmicks. and the make sense moment of the night is when paine used a ladder in the ultimate x. why doesnt someone in tna do that?

[The eXtremist]

Holy shit man, I had no idea I'd win Ultimate X. Excellenty done Hardcastle, loved it all. Now hopefully me and Pohatu will square off one on one!

[pohatu]

Actually, in TNA, one of the first rules made for Ultimate X was no ladders, lol.

Just thought I would point that out. Great results, otherwise.