Excess Results 2/26/06

[Hardcastle]

Date: Sunday, March 5, 2006
Bell Time: 8:00pm EST
Venue: From Boardwalk Hall, in Atlantic City, NJ

<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>

Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.

<An image of Shane Quickenbosh delivering a Tope Con Hilo to Will Dinero from Valor Before Glory is shown.>

Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.

<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, and Mike Stryker fades in and then out. An image of Shane Quickenbosh, Pohatu, Justin Tyme and Cecil Caster fades in and out. >

Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values.

<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>

Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.

<An image of Caden Dean Defeating Shane Quickenbosh For the Junior Heavyweight Title Is Shown.>

Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.

<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>

Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.

<A reel of images begin flashing on the screen. An image of Stryker with his hand raised. An image of Will Dinero looking into the sky. An image of Pohatu with his arm raised is shown. An image of Caden Dean screaming out in agony is shown. An image of Cecil Caster walking to the ring is shown. An image of Eric Hardcastle returning and attacking The Impact Players is shown.>

Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.

<An image of Zmaster with his gloved hand reaching into towards the TV screen is shown.>

<The screen fades to the entrance ramp with pyros begin to explode. "More, More, More" by The Andrea True Connection begins to play, as the crowd rises to their feet. The crowd explodes into cheers, but they quickly fade, as a puzzled look comes over the faces, as the camera pans about. Camera moves to ringside, where the announcers are ringside.>

K: Welcome everybody to Boardwalk Hall?! Wait one second......what the hell is this music?

<Mean Mike is shown shaking his rump, next to Olberman.>

M: I love it!!

K: Mean Mike!!! Sit down, Mean Mike!!

M: Yeah baby!! More, More, More!! How Do You Like Me?!

K: Oh God!!! This is the Michael Kyzer regime. This is awful. Simply awful.

M: More, More, More!

K: Ladies and gentlemen, if you have stay tuned to Valor programming over the last few weeks, you will know that Steven Lynch has been ousted from Valor's administration.

M: I heard he was stealing company funds.

K: And Michael Kyzer, the heroine addicted, piece of dung has been appointed as the temporary head of Valor.

M: Hey! That's our El Presidente! Show some respect.

K: He has done nothing but attempt to turn Valor into his own personal toilet bowel, running talent out left and right. And his only goal in life has been to make Eric Hardcastle's life miserable!

M: I like the latter.

K: I don't like it. Not one bit. The title of this PPV is Excess. It should be called Recess, cuz it aint going anywhere. Our opening contest is a World Title defense. This must be a first in the history of professional wrestling.

M: Hardcastle belongs in dark matches.

K: I am absolutely disgusted and outraged by the actions of our so called President.

M: What about the main event?

K: The main event is probably one of the only brightspots of this so called Pay Per View. Seth Xavier, Mike Stryker and Zmaster. Its No Holds Barred and Eric Hardcastle is the Special Guest Referee. 3 of the best in this sport.

M: Oh yeah!

K: Who do you like, Mean Mike?

M: I have to go with the veteran, Mike Stryker. Stryker is poised and ready. The guy is a veteran and knows what must be done.

K: I like the big man, Zmaster. He is a legend of this sport.

M: And he is friends with Hardcastle.

K: I dont see that playing any type of roll in this match. Hardcastle will call it right down the line.

M: Steve Bond is in the ring. You know what time it is?

K: This is an absolute disgrace!

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, your opening contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. And it is for the Valor World Heavyweight Championship!!!! Introducing first, the champion. From Mechanicsburg, PA.......he weighs in at 235lbs......................"THE PRODIGAL MESSIAH" ERIC HARDCASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights dim down and "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin explodes into the arena. The fans jump to their feet, as they know who's trademark music that is. From behind the curtain out walks "The Prodigal Messiah" Eric Hardcastle. Hardcastle with a bottle of water in his hand, marches down the aisle . He slides in underneath the bottom rope and walks to the camera side and climbs the ropes. He extends his right arm into the air and crowd erupts. Pyros explode from the 4 ring posts. Hardcastle climbs down to the center of the ring with his arms outstretched and his body leaned back, he looks to the heavens. Pyros shoot up from behind him,one at a time. Hardcastle, with clenched fist, pounds his heart and he points to the sky.>

K: Are you kidding me?! The champion introduced first?!

M: HA! HA! HA!

SB: And his opponent. He is the challenger. From Parts Unknown, he weighs 260lbs........................CECIL CASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<The lights dim to a complete pitch black “Throw Me Away” By KoRn Hits the PA as black lights light up just the fog rolling from the curtains. As the song continues to play, a dark figure not yet seenby the crowd steps out. In his right hand he olds a microphone, waiting for his moment in the song to lift his head up to sing. As the song picks up Cecil Caster Screams “ Don’t let them throw me away” and soon after that the arena lights up with pyrotechnics. The whole ramp behind Cecil lit up shooting sparks in the air. Then Cecil Slowly walks to the ring still dark from very little light. As Cecil walks down closer to the ring he slips off his trench coat and slowly makes his way up the stars.>

K: Senior referee Noel Gevers has been assigned this contest and we are underway!!! Both men lock up in the center of the ring. Caster has the strength advantage and has the champion in the corner. The count is on. Looking for a clean break. Caster with a slap and Hardcastle with a slap of his own. Hardcastle grabs Caster and tosses him into the corner. Forearm shivers by the champion. A beal and Caster is up......dropkick by Hardcastle and down goes the challenger. Hardcastle darts out with a clothesline...duck by the challenger........champ turns and Caster with a clothesline and the champion ducks. Hardcastle turns and so does Caster.....SLAP!! Right across the face, Caster gets smacked.

M: Hardcastle is a little bitch with all these slaps!

[Hardcastle]

K: The Prodigal Messiah with a side headlock. Caster uses his strength and shoots him off......shoulder tackle by Caster, down goes the champ. Caster hits the ropes and Hardcastle up with the leap frog....Caster from the near side.......STANDING FRANKENSTEINER BY HARDCASTLE!!!! Caster tumbles towards the ropes and the champion....clothesline and over the top goes Caster and to the floor!!!

M: DAMN IT!!

K: This crowd erupts in an approval! Eric Hardcastle has come with his A game, Mean Mike!!

<The crowd's cheering turns to boos, as Michael Kyzer appears on stage. Hardcastle spots him and begins to look his way.>

M: The President is here!

K: What the hell is he doing here?!

M: Cecil back in and he clobbers Hardcastle from behind with the Antalon!!!

K: The champion was distracted. Now Cecil with the Irish whip..............POWERSLAM!!! The cover is made.........






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..........................kickout!!!

M: Come on Gevers!

K: Cecil Caster right back up and with a wicked smile on his face, begins to plant boots right to the head of Hardcastle! Caster now has the champion and shoves him into the corner. The Irsh whip the near side corner..............OH MY GOD!!! Hardcastle just went up and over, inside out and out to the arena floor!! What velocity on the Irish whip by the challenger!

M: You have to love this.

K: The crowd is trying to get behind The Prodigal Messiah. Those Mes-siah chants begin and grow. Cecil Caster is begging for Hardcastle to come back into the ring. The champion is crawling and trying to climb onto the apron. Caster comes over and pulls him up. Caster with Hardcastle......SUPLEXES HIM IN THE RING!!!! Another cover............




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....................shoulder!!!

M: Close, very close.

K: Caster with Hardcastle now....Irish whip..........tilt a whirl into a backbreaker. Another cover..........





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..........................SHOULDER!!!

M: Aw...that was 3.

K: 2 count, says referee Noel Gevers. Caster is upset with the count.

M: I would be too.

K: Caster is intimidating Gevers now. Hardcastle trying to get to his feet, now on his knees. Caster walks over....right hand to the gut. Another right. The champion is fighting back. Hardcastle to his feet and forearm shiver, rocks the challenger. Caster comes back.....rake of the eyes!!!

M: Gotta love it.

K: That was a dirty. Totally, dirty. Caster now with Hardcastle.....Irish whip....reversed........HIGH KNEE FROM CASTER!!! The champion is down. Caster grabs him and is setting him up for Face Your Fears!

M: Finish him!!!

K: Hardcastle escapes and counters.............inverted neckbreaker!!!! Both men are down!! It is going to be a battle of who can get to their feet first.

M: The count is on.

K: Hardcastle using the ropes, as Caster stumbles to his feet. He rakes the eyes of the champion. Caster....Irish whip............champion ducks the clothesline, from the near side........FLYING FOREARM SMASH!!! VINTAGE HARDCASTLE!!!!!

M: DAMN IT!!! I hate when he does that.

K: Caster trying to get back to his feet.......NIP UP BY HARDCASTLE!! He is superhuman at times. Caster with a right...blocked by the champion. Hardcastle with a right and another. A thunderous chop across the chest. Hardcastle....roraring forearm!!! Hardcastle with a shot to the head, causing Caster to stumble to the corner. Hardcastle with the Irish whip to the far corner..................FLY HIGH!!!!!!

M: President Kyzer is not happy and is headed for ring side.

K: Hardcastle now with Caster......scoop and a slam. Hardcastle to the top rope................ELBOW FROM THE TOP!!! He nails him. Hardcastle now getting set up for the Showstopper.

M: Kyzer!!!

K: The President climbs on the apron, as Caster is to his feet. Hardcastle sees Kyzer.......WHAM!!! The Prodigal Messiah just nailed the President of Valor!!!!

M: FIRE HIM!!!

[Hardcastle]

K: Hardcastle turns............CAUGHT BY CASTER..........SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Caster to his feet and signaling for the end now. Caster with the kick to the gut.....FACE.....NOO!!! Hardcastle has it scouted again and counters............STIGMATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOT THAT IRON CLAW!!!!

K: He has it locked on....LOW BLOW!!! Caster connects with a low blow!!! Caster now with a knee drop and Hardcastle goes down. Caster trying to shake off the effects of The Stigmata!

M: Kzyer is cheering, Caster on.

K: Caster is going over to Hardcastle.......drop toe hold by the champion........setting him up.....CURB STOMP!!!! Caster getting back up and Hardcastle is in position............Caster turns...........HINDU PRESS............FALL FROM GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

K: Kyzer is in the ring and Hardcastle sees him. The champion chases the President out of the ring..............the count is on.

M: Champion is gonna be counted out.

K: No, Hardcastle sees the count and slides back into the ring. Caster is stumbling.......turns...........SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS OVER!!!! Make the cover!! Cover is made...........





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M: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

K: Damn it!!! Kyzer just yanked Hardcastle out of the ring. Gevers says 2 only. Hardcastle now face to face with his nemesis...............STIGMATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


M: Thats the President. He signs your check!

K: SETH XAVIER!!!!!! Whats he doing here?! Xavier has a chair and he comes down and Hardcastle sees him. Seth warns Eric of the count. Hardcastle climbs onto the apron and..................WHAM!!!!!!!!!! XAVIER!!! What the hell??!?!?!?!

M: YES!!! Seth Xavier just nailed Hardcastle with that chair to the back. Xavier is standing over the prone body of the World Heavyweight Champion.

K: Gevers count is to 7.........8............9..............10!!!! NOOO!!!!

M: CECIL CASTER HAS WON!!!

K: Caster has won the match, but the bigger story is Seth Xavier has turned his back on these fans and Eric Hardcastle!

M: I knew the President had a backup plan.

K: What does this mean for the Main Event tonight? Man, things ar eheating back up in Valor. Up next, is our second of three title matches. The JHW title is on the line as....wait. Wait one second. I have just been told that Caden Dean is not here tonight. Caden has had a family tradjedy strike and is not with us. Our heartfelt condolensces go out to the Dean family. President Kyzer has ordered the JHW Title be defended here tonight. Justin Tyme and Havok will go one on one for the vacated JHW Title.

M: Havok has already hit the ring.

K: Lets goto Steve Bond for the introduction of Justin Tyme.

<In the ring>

SB: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is for the Valor Junior Heavyweight Championship. It is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first...................HAVOK!!!!

<crowd sits on their hands>

SB: And his opponent. From Edmonton Alberta Canada. He weighs in at 215lbs...............He is KING CANADA................JUSTIN TYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

< Twighlight Zone hits as suspense builds. suddenly, a plasma ball that was on the titan tron explodes into the name Justin Tyme. The black curtains fly up in a frenzy as a man wearing a silver jacket comes blazing out running to the right side of the stage before centering in the middle where he wipes both feet back and does a dash to the ring, sliding in and clear across the ring on his knees. Justin runs to the closest turnbuckle and climbs to the second one before doing a backflip off and lands on his feet. Justin then walks over tothe upper left turnbuckle and rests for about 5 seconds.>


K: Justin Tyme is in phenomenal shape.

M: Go ahead Olberman! I know you are just dying to jump on the Justin Tyme bandwagon!

K: Both men to the center of the ring and Havok extends his hand. Tyme is hesistant, but agrees and shakes............

M:..........SLAP TO THE FACE!! Tyme suckers Havok in and slaps him in the face!

K: Havok is stunned and Tyme with a forearm shiver and another. Tyme with the Irish whip...........spinning back elbow by Tyme. Standing moonsault and the cover............





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..............................shoulder comes up!

M: Justin Tyme is moving with grace tonight.

K: Tyme has Havok in the corner.....Irish whip to the far corner......reversed by Havok and Tyme goes in...springs up to the top turnbuckle..........Havok charges.......backflip by Tyme.........Tyme on his feet. Tyme really playing to the crowd. He turns back and is leveled by a clothesline by Havok. Tyme back up and Havok connects with a dropkick. Tyme stumbles through the middle rope and to the floor!!!

M: What the hell?!

K: This is what you get, when you are too cocky! Havok hits the ropes............SUICIDE DIVE RIGHT TO THE FLOOR ON TOP OF TYME!!!!! The crowd appreciates it.

M: I dont. Tyme doesnt.

K: Havok has Tyme and throws him back into the ring. Tyme is crawling away, as Havok has become the aggressor. Havok back in and Tyme is on his knees, begging off. Havok now looks to the crowd and Tyme springs up...........DROPSAULT!!!!

M: I LOVE IT!!

K: He caught Havok napping. Tyme with Havok...........BELLY TO BELLY OVER HEAD THROW!!!! Tyme is making his move. He has Havok.....discus punch...ducked by Havok. Havok with Tyme....swinging neckbreaker!!! Havok tries the quick cover.............






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[Hardcastle]

.....................SHoulder!!!!

M: PHEW!!!

K: Havok now is going to the top rope.....this could be a mistake. Tyme is up and springs to the top rope............Havok shoves him off. Tyme back up and Havok from the top...................MISSLE DROPKICK!!!! This could he it. Havok might have him............





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...........................NOOOOOOOOO!!!

M: Justin Tyme will not be denied!

K: The King of Canada holds on. Havok is shcoked. Havok has Tyme now......picking him up for a tombstone. Havok trying to finish off Tyme....Tyme slips out...............JOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! Tyme with Havok now.......................TYME'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His lethal submission maneuver!!!!

M: Its over, Olberman!!!

K: Havok trying to hold on..................HE CANNOT!! He taps out!! Justin Tyme, has done it!! Justin Tyme has become the new Valor Junior Heavyweight Champion!!!! This night belongs to Justin Tyme!!! Folks, we are out of here. Turning it over to our colleagues, David Watts and Vince Winters, for the rest of Excess.....ENJOY!!!!

<Camera fades out from Olberman and Patrick. It fades in to Watts and Winters.>

DW: This is now the Main Event of the evening. Welcome as you know us by now, I’m David Watts, alongside me is Vince Winters.

VW: That’s right, our 1st Main Event calling for Valor. As we are about to determine who will go on to Super Slam as the rightful #1 contender to the Valor World Title.

DW: All men have nothing to lose anymore. In the ring right now is “The Prodigal Messiah” Eric Hardcastle. He is awaiting to see who will win this.

VW: I heard ZMaster saying this could be his final chance and if he fails now, then he may not get a shot a long time if ever.

DW: Well, he has to win. Stryker wants the title as does Seth Xavier. Let’s take this to the ring.

SB: The following contest is the Main Event of the evening where there must be a winner without question. It is to determine the true #1 contender to the Valor World Heavyweight Championship. In this match, anything goes introducing 1st, weighing in at 305 lbs., this is ZMASTER!!!

The lights go out. Lots of fire begins to form on the screen for the entrance. Explosion hits the air and the ramp catches fire and forms a square. A man begins to rise up there and it's ZMaster with Step Up playing. The crowd begins to cheer and then starts walking down the ramp with a serious look. He looks at the cheering crowd and then goes to the ring. He enters the ring and raises his arms in the air forming an x and drops them down violently and causes an explosion on all 4 corners of the ring.

ZMaster is awaiting his opponents.

SB: His opponent weighing in at 227 lbs., he is Mike STRYKER!!!

"Devil's Dance" by Metallica blares through the PA system as Mike Stryker comes out from behind the curtain. He's dressed in his wrestling pants, black, with Stryker written in gold down one leg, ready to go. As he walks out onto the stage he stops, pauses, and raises his right fist into the air as a shower of pyro comes down behind him. After a minute he stops and marches his way to the ring, completely oblivious of the crowd around him going off the wall with cheers. He climbs the ring steps and comes through the ropes, heading to the opposite corner and repeating his single fist in the air to more cheers. He dismounts and begins shaking himself out, waiting for the match to start.

SB: Last but not least weighing in at 246 lbs., this is SETH XAVIER!!!

“Day by Day” bay Taproot plays. Green and blue lights flash throughout the arena as Seth Xavier makes his way out into the ring. He pauses at the top of the ramp and surveys the arena. The lights continues to flash as he makes his way to the ring. The lights return to normal as he slides in and awaits his opponent.

All 3 men are in the ring right now. The bell sounds. A quick stare down between all 3. ZMaster and Stryker both double team Seth Xavier for a few minutes. They pick him up and give him a flapjack. Stryker goes for the cover and ZMaster pulls him off. The 2 are sharing static and are beginning to brawl. ZMaster is being kicked to the gut hard. He tries to send ZM to the ropes but it’s reversed. ZMaster goes for a hard closeline and Stryker ducks. He comes across with a flying elbow. Seth is getting up. Stryker goes for the cover on ZMaster but Seth breaks it up.


DW: Seth is on a vicious streak and is taking the fight to both men.

VW: ZMaster needs to figure out a way to get out of this predicitament. If he doesn’t, he could end up losing and not getting the title shot.

DW: Stryker also wants that title shot. He wants to get back to the top. He’s a legend in himself no question about it.

The 3 men are duking it out. Seth heads out of the ring and looks for a weapon. Now ZMaster and Mike Stryker are duking it out back and forth but so far ZMaster had the advantage. He sends Stryker to the rope and gives him a huge boot to the face. He is signaling for the chokeslam. Seth has a steel chair and hits ZMaster over the head. He’s going to try to steal this one but ZM kicks out at the count of 2. He slowly starts getting up and Seth goes for the chair and now a struggle ensues between the 2. ZMaster takes the chair and smacks Seth Xavier over the head with it. He sets him up for the Death Sentence!!! He goes for the cover but Stryker recovers and breaks up the count.

DW: These men are going to go all out on this one.

VW: You can say that again.

DW: Zmaster almost had the pin.

Stryker pulls Zmaster up and connects with a belly to belly suplex. He only gets a 2 count. Hardcastle turns his attention to Seth Xavier. Stryker makes a move to the outside and climbs the turnbuckle. He plants a perfectly placed elbow drop and again tries a cover. Hardcastle continues to peer over towards Seth Xavier, as Xavier attempts to get to his feet. Stryker is looking for Hardcastle, but the World Champion is distracted. Stryker gets up and spins Hardcastle around. He begins to demand Eric to make the count. Hardcastle tries to snap out of it, as Stryker slaps him across the face. He raises the ire of the World Heavyweight Champion. Hardcastle nails Stryker. Stryker spins into the grip of Zmaster. Zmaster picksup Stryker and chokeslams him to the mat. Zmaster goes for the cover, as Hardcastle turns to see Seth holding a chair. Zmaster gets up to and goes to find Hardcastle. Xavier swings the chair and Hardcastle ducks. Zmaster gets nailed with a very stiff shot that scrambles his brains. Hardcastle slides to the side, as Xavier turns......SHOWSTOPPER! Xavier goes down and he is out. Michael Kyzer comes racing down to the ring, as Hardcastle goes after him. Zmaster is just about out of it, as Stryker crawls for the cover. He makes it and Hardcastle goes to make the count...



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................3!!!!!!!!!

But wait, Kyzer yanks Hardcastle out before he can complete the 3. Stryker begins to get up, thinking he has won. Zmaster sits up and Stryker begins to back off. Zmaster stalks Stryker, as Stryker pokes Zmaster in the eye. Stryker jumps on the back of Zmaster and locks on the Kata ha jime. But Zmaster uses his pure power and tosses Stryker to the mat. Z grabs Stryker and nails THE DEATH SENTENCE!!!! Hardcastle finally catches Kyzer on the outside of the ring and clobbers him with the steel chair. Zmaster has the cover, but the referee is completely out of position. Zmaster cannot believe it. Z once again gets up, looking for Hardcastle and begins to call out to him. Stryker begins to signal to the back and...................SAKU COMES RACING TO RINGSIDE!!!!!!!!! In hand, Saku is carrying a sledgehammer. The crowd is completely stunned, as Saku has returned to Valor. Hardcastle leaps onto the apron, as Stryker sneaks up from behind and delivers a low blow with the sledge hammer to Zmaster. Zmaster falls to his knees. Stryker stretches back and swings the sledge hammer, connecting with the skull of the legend. Hardcastle is absolutely stunned. Stryker covers the unconscious Zmaster, as Hardcastle hesistantly makes the count..........





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DW: MY GOD!!!! Its over!!

Hardcastle shakes his head in disgust, as Mike Stryker defeats Zmaster in an extremely hard fought battle. Saku climbs into the ring and holds the arm of Mike Stryker high into the air. Hardcastle checks on the status of his fallen friend, signaling for a medical team to come down. The screen fades to black.

[Hardcastle]

Big thanks to Zmaster for writing most of the main event.