Post by Hardcastle on Aug 22, 2005 0:50:55 GMT -5
Date: August 21, 2005
Time: 8pm EST
Venue: Universal Studios Stage 69 In Orlando, Florida
<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>
Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.
<An image of Saku rolling up The Sin City Saint And Hooking The Trunks To Advance To The Finals Is Shown.>
Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.
<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, Chad West and Immune fades in and then out. An image of The Sin City Saint, Saku, Ron Tibbs, Voodoo, PJ Money and Justin Tyme, fades in and out. >
Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values..
<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>
Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.
<An image of The Sin City Saint diving through the ropes onto Saku.>
Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.
<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>
Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.
<An image of the Valor Tron is seen and the camera pans over a filled arena.>
Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.
<An image of Immune exploding into fury following his attack on Saku is shown.>
<The screen fades to black. Suddenly, pyros explode all over the stage, the Sunday Night Slam theme song plays "Paperthin Hymn" by Anberlin and the camera cuts to ringside, where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are seated.>
K: Welcome everybody to Universal Studios Stage 69 in Orlando Florida!!! Welcome to Valor's first pay per view of all time!! Welcome to Summer Sizzler!!! I'll be your host, Kevin Olberman and alongside me is my tag team partner, Mean Mike Patrick.
<Patrick is wearing a Hawaian shirt and shades. He has a drink inside a coconut in his hand, with a straw sticking out.>
M: Boy is it hot in O-Town!
K: Nice of you to dress up, Mean Mike.
<Olberman, dressed in a full fledge tuxedo, glares at Mean Mike.>
M: Olberman, this is O-town. I am dressed up, at least according to these humanoid's standards.
K: Stop it!
M: Since we are in O-town, I figured I could show some of the ladies my O face.
K: Please!!! No lady is gonna wanna see your O face in that phony shirt. Is that a pelican on the back?
M: This isn't Antartica. There are no pelicans here or polar bears.
K: Thats a penguin!! Oh my!! Ladies and gentlemen, we are so glad you could join us this evening for a magical night from Magic Kingdom. The wrestlers and their families have had a great time these last few days in Orlando. But its time to get down to business here tonight. 4, count them 4.....
M: 1...2...3...4.
K:......great matches are on tap tonight. Including our main event. Its the Valor World Title. The Assassin and Saku.
M: I have never seen Brandon Bailey so ready for anything in his entire career.
K: Saku has been relatively silent this week. He has remained in training, waiting for his opportunity at the World Heavyweight Championship.
M: Brandon has been all over O-town with the rest of The Impact Players. They have been living it up.
K: Saku has done the opposite. It will be very interesting how these 2, not so popular athletes matchup against one another. I can tell you this much, Brandon Bailey might be the most hated amn in Orlando or even around the world, for what he perpetrated on Eric Hardcastle last Sunday. He turned his back against his partner. A man that trusted him and believed him. There will be hell to pay.
M: But not this night. You heard Hardcastle. He wants Brandon to win that belt.
K: He does. But Eric Hardcastle has a match of his own tonight. Tonight he is in the Gauntlet Match with ZMaster, Immune and The Sin City Saint. Talk about stacked.
M: Yeah, well Sin City Saint knows all about stacks. He walks out the new #1 contender.
K: And thats not all. Cuz we will crown a North American Champion tonight when Chad West battles Justin Tyme and PJ Money in a 3 way dance.
M: Justin or Pj? HMMM!! I'm gonna go Justin Tyme. Tyme is money. And Chad is about to run out of time. Thus......NA Title goes to Justin Tyme.
K: Lets get down to the ring for our battle royal. Take it away Steve!!
<In The Ring, dressed in a tux is Steve Bond. He has already announced 4 of the competitors and they have entered the ring; Zuzzi, Jason Ray, Voodoo, Brandon Kash.>
SB: Our next entrant is......................GAGE CREED!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Creed comes jogging down to the ring.>
SB: Following Gage is............"The Man" Ron Tibbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Tibbs walks down to the ring.>
SB: And finally, our last compet.........
K: RING THE BELL!!! Gage and Tibbs are going to town on one another. And true to his word, the other men are trying to take Tibbs out.
M: Wait...there is only 7. Who is # 8?
K: I don't know. Whe.......
<Pyros explode, as a masked man appears on the stage. Suddenly, a chair is swung and the masked man falls to the ground. From under the pyros walks...................... "Your Stoned Messiah" Michael Kyzer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
M: No way!!!
K: Are you kidding me?! Get this guy out of here!!!
<Security rushes the stage, as Kyzer has sick smile on his face. Several security guards tackle him down to the ground, cuffing him.>
M: Off to the big house!
K: Don't even mention his name, Mean Mike. Steven Lynch fired his ass before he even debuted for Valor several months back!! Get this piece of trash out of here!!
M: Someone is always trying to make a name for himself.
K: We need to turn our attention to the match. That piece of trash is being hauled away to jail and we won't have to worry about him. Alright, back to our match. OH MY!!! Tibbs just busted out of the pile. Tibbs.......clothesline and out goes Zuzzi!!!
M: Gage and Brandon Kash are exchanging blows.....Kash chareges and Gage eliminates him.
K: Down to just 5 now. Jason Ray and Juba working over Tibbs.
M: Gage and Voodoo exchanging blows.
K: Tibbs just manhandles Juba and Juba is gone. Gage clotheslines Voodoo and Voodoo is gone. Ray with The Irish whip and big back body drop by Gage and Tibbs is gone!!
M: WOW!!
K: No, Tibbs lands on the apron. Ray gets speared by Creed. Creed now with Ray.....tossing him over the top rope. Creed thinks he won it!!
M: Tibbs is back in and is set.
K: REALITY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! Gage Creed just pulverized and out and over the top he goes!!!!!!!!!!!
M: THE MAN!!!!
K: Ron Tibbs has won the battle royal!! Tibbs moves on to Sunday Night Slam next weekend to challenge either Chad West, Justin Tyme or PJ Money for the North American Title. WOW!! How impressed are you by Ron Tibbs?!
M: Thats some power. Creed is no small man.
K: Tibbs is leaving the ring. Creed on the outside and he is very upset.
<Crowd explodes into cheers.>
M: OLBERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
K: HARDCASTLE!!!!!!!!!! From the crowd. He has Creed by the arm.......slamming it across the steel post. DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
M: That sounded like bone smashing into the steel.
K: It was! Hardcastle is incensed. Look at the look on his face. He tosses Gage back in. What is he doing here? Grapevines the leg.....spins........HANGMAN's NOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His variation of the Hangman's Noose. I talked to Eric yesterday and he calls this "The End of The Road"!!!
M: Someone has to stop him Olberman! He is going to break Gage's shoulder.
K: I'm not gonna do it. Look at his face. He is foaming at the mouth, Mean Mike. You go do it.
M: Where is Brandon and Saint?
K: Hardcastle is wrenching all the way back.
M: I think I heard a shoulder pop out.
K: A devestating hold to say the least. Valor referees are trying to pull Eric off. But they just can't do it. We are getting a few security guards coming down right now. They should be ab.............SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Down goes one.....another charges....Hardcastle ducks.......JLT TO THE OTHER!!! Hardcastle back up............SHOWSTOPPER!!!! And he takes down all 3 security guards. All other security guards are escorting Kyzer out of the arena.
M: This is insane.
K: Hardcastle with The End of The Road.............LOCKED ON AGAIN!!! Gage is just screaming in pain. I am shocked!! Hardcastle has lost it. Here comes Steven Lynch with 2 more security guards.
M: Mr. Lynch has to be able to control this situation.
K: Lynch has a microphone. He enters the ring. Lets listen in.
<In the ring.>
SL: Eric Hardcastle, if you do not relinquish that hold by my count of 5, I will strip you of your opportunity at the number 1 contender spot in the Gauntlet Match. Do you understand me?
<Hardcastle ignores him and continues to tighten his grip.>
SL: LISTEN TO ME!! ERIC!!!
<Hardcastle continues to look away.>
SL: Fine. 1.........2............3...........4...........
<Hardcastle lets go. He walks past Steven Lynch, like he wasn't even there and exits the ring. The crowd explodes into cheers, as Lynch stares at Hardcastle. A med. team is dispatched to assist Gage Creed.>
K: An incensed, Eric Hardcastle.
M: He's a mad man, Olberman. He must be stopped. Poor Gage.
K: I think we have seen the birth of "The Career Killer" Eric Hardcastle. But lets not take away from "The Man" Ron Tibbs. He went out there and put on one hell of an effort.
M: DA MAN!
K: He will face whoever the North American Champion is, come next Sunday at Slam. And speaking of the North American Title, that match is next. Mean Mike, who do you like?