Post by Valor CEO on Dec 31, 2005 14:25:29 GMT -5
Mina Webb vs. Cherri Bomb
In the middle of the ring we have Cherri Bomb and Mina Webb standing face to face. Mina Webb turns around to walk back to her corner and from behind comes Cherri Bomb. A crushing clothesline in the back of the head, sending Webb crashing to the floor. Cherri Bomb stands over her laughing and has her arms raised in the air. Then a shocking look overcomes her face as Randi Justice is hauling ass down the ramp. Randi slides into the ring and Cherri Bomb turns to run out of the ring. Randi reaches out and grabs Cherri Bomb’s hair and slams her to the mat. She begins stomping at her face. Cherri Bomb is on the mat coving her face with her forearms screaming. From behind comes Mina Webb. Mina turns Randi around to get a swift kick right in the chops. Mina falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. The referee has lost all control of the match and calls for the bell. The match ends in a draw. We still see Randi kicking Cherri Bomb in the head. Randi mounts her and delivers crushing blows to the side of Cherri Bomb’s face. Finally the referee is able to separate Randi from Cherri Bomb. The referee aids Cherri Bomb out of the ring and up the ramp. Randi is standing in the middle of the ring holding a microphone and is ready to speak.
Randi Justice: I don’t know how many times I have seen preppy bitches step foot into a professional ring and wonder why they get their asses beat. Well I proved to the world, by taking out two women that Valor has to offer that I am the most dominant diva within Valor. I would also like to say….
As Randi is trash talking, from out of the crowd comes Ivana. She slides in the ring behind Randi and waits for Randi to turn around. Randi notices the cheers of the crowd and turns around in a dumbfounded state. Ivana slaps Randi right in the mouth and kicks up in the gut causing Randi to slide through the middle rope and crashing to the floor. Randi makes her way back up to her feet and standing right in front of her is Ivana. With the quick reaction, Randi rakes the eyes of Ivana and takes off down the ramp. Ivana focusing once again notices Randi has disappeared. She walks back over to the announce table and picks up a microphone and begins to speak.
Ivana: I don’t understand what is so important to be the most dominant diva within a company. Every woman comes into this company thinking the same way and 99.9% of them are failures. I usually let people trash talk, but when it is about Valor, I had to stop it. That is why I am challenging you, Randi, for next week on Slam. One on one…not to prove who the most dominant diva in Valor is, but to shut you up once and for all.
The fans cheer as Ivana places the microphone back down on the table and walks around the ring. She walks up the ramp and through the curtain to the back stage. Fans are heard chanting Ivana’s name.
TJ Extreme vs. Patrick O’Haire
The two are standing the in ring preparing to start the match and waiting for the bell. While they are preparing the lights go out. Lots of fire begins to form on the titantron. Explosion hits the air and the ramp catches fire and forms a square. Zmaster begins to rise up from it and has Step Up playing on the PA. The crowd begins to cheer and then starts walking down the ramp with a serious look. He looks at the rookies of Valor and then slides into the ring. From behind TJ Extreme pushes the big man Patrick O’Haire into the hands of the monster. Zmaster grabs him by the throat and slams him down with authority. TJ tries to pin O’Haire but to no avail as the match has been declared a no contest. Zmaster reaches down and grabs TJ by the back of the head. With the other arm swinging around and catching TJ under the chin with a powerful clothesline sending him crashing to the mat. Zmaster picks up the woozy TJ and sets him up for the Death Sentence and he finishes him. Both men lying in agony at his feet, he asks for a microphone. The referee for the contest jumps to the floor and grabs one for him. Zmaster stands in the middle of the ring as the fans are cheering for the performance they had just seen. Zmaster places the microphone up to his mask and begins to speak.
Zmaster: I walk through the shadows of this federation to find one man. A man that has no respect for men who deserve it. Now the only thing left for me to do is find him and beat some respect into him. I will spend the rest of eternity chasing down Reverend Shadow, and when I find him, he will understand what I can do. When I find you Reverend, My Death Sentence shall be your Execution!!
Zmaster drops the microphone in the ring. He walks to the center of the ring and raises his arms in the air forming an x and drops them down violently and causes an explosion on all 4 corners of the ring. The fans are cheering and standing on their feet for Zmaster as he walks over the ropes and drops to the floor. He walks up the ramp and walks through the curtain.
Main Event:
Drunk Tater vs. Da Clown
The two men staring each other down from their own corners. Da Clown has a wicked smile on his face. He isn’t taking his eyes off of Tater. He begins to walk towards Tater and Tater jumps out of the ring and down to the floor. Tater has a worried look on his face. After a few moments to think about the match, Tater slides back into the ring. The two meet in the middle of the ring. They look like they are about to lock up, until Tater takes a cheap shot, with a thumb to the eye. Tater picks up Da Clown with a scoop slam. Da Clown is on the mat holding his lower back in agony as he slides over toward the ropes to get leverage to support him up. Tater noticing the time it is taking his opponent to make it to his feet, slides to the outside. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a small box, and a Jim Bean bottle. In the small box is three shot glasses. He pours three shots of Jim Bean and places the bottle of Jim Bean back under the ring. He walks over toward the table and takes two of the shots before heading back into the ring. Tater walks over to Da Clown, only to receive an uppercut. Tater falls to the floor holding his throat. Da Clown has taken momentum in the match and punishes Tater with right jabs in the face. On the third blow to the face, Tater falls down, holding his face. Da Clown walks over to Tater’s feet and grabs him in a catapult position. He launches Tater over the top rope and crashing to the floor. Da Clown is sitting there taunting everyone as Tater is recuperating on the outside. Tater is to his feet, and Da Clown walks over towards the ropes. Tater jumps up on the apron and guillotines Da Clown on the top rope. Da Clown moves quickly and accidentally elbows the referee in the head causing the ref to turn around. With the final shot glass on the table, Tater uses it to his advantage. Tater grabs it and slides into the ring. Da Clown turns around into a crushing shot with the shot glass over the head. The shot glass shatters all over the mat. Tater grabs Da Clown in the Double Arm position and drops him head first into the mat. The referee starting to come back, notices Tater pinning Da Clown and counts the three in a slow manner. Referee declares Tater the winner and raises his arm in victory. Tater quickly jumps out of the ring and walks up the ramp and through the curtain. Da Clown is left lying on the mat motionless, with a stream of blood flowing down his forehead.
In the middle of the ring we have Cherri Bomb and Mina Webb standing face to face. Mina Webb turns around to walk back to her corner and from behind comes Cherri Bomb. A crushing clothesline in the back of the head, sending Webb crashing to the floor. Cherri Bomb stands over her laughing and has her arms raised in the air. Then a shocking look overcomes her face as Randi Justice is hauling ass down the ramp. Randi slides into the ring and Cherri Bomb turns to run out of the ring. Randi reaches out and grabs Cherri Bomb’s hair and slams her to the mat. She begins stomping at her face. Cherri Bomb is on the mat coving her face with her forearms screaming. From behind comes Mina Webb. Mina turns Randi around to get a swift kick right in the chops. Mina falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. The referee has lost all control of the match and calls for the bell. The match ends in a draw. We still see Randi kicking Cherri Bomb in the head. Randi mounts her and delivers crushing blows to the side of Cherri Bomb’s face. Finally the referee is able to separate Randi from Cherri Bomb. The referee aids Cherri Bomb out of the ring and up the ramp. Randi is standing in the middle of the ring holding a microphone and is ready to speak.
Randi Justice: I don’t know how many times I have seen preppy bitches step foot into a professional ring and wonder why they get their asses beat. Well I proved to the world, by taking out two women that Valor has to offer that I am the most dominant diva within Valor. I would also like to say….
As Randi is trash talking, from out of the crowd comes Ivana. She slides in the ring behind Randi and waits for Randi to turn around. Randi notices the cheers of the crowd and turns around in a dumbfounded state. Ivana slaps Randi right in the mouth and kicks up in the gut causing Randi to slide through the middle rope and crashing to the floor. Randi makes her way back up to her feet and standing right in front of her is Ivana. With the quick reaction, Randi rakes the eyes of Ivana and takes off down the ramp. Ivana focusing once again notices Randi has disappeared. She walks back over to the announce table and picks up a microphone and begins to speak.
Ivana: I don’t understand what is so important to be the most dominant diva within a company. Every woman comes into this company thinking the same way and 99.9% of them are failures. I usually let people trash talk, but when it is about Valor, I had to stop it. That is why I am challenging you, Randi, for next week on Slam. One on one…not to prove who the most dominant diva in Valor is, but to shut you up once and for all.
The fans cheer as Ivana places the microphone back down on the table and walks around the ring. She walks up the ramp and through the curtain to the back stage. Fans are heard chanting Ivana’s name.
TJ Extreme vs. Patrick O’Haire
The two are standing the in ring preparing to start the match and waiting for the bell. While they are preparing the lights go out. Lots of fire begins to form on the titantron. Explosion hits the air and the ramp catches fire and forms a square. Zmaster begins to rise up from it and has Step Up playing on the PA. The crowd begins to cheer and then starts walking down the ramp with a serious look. He looks at the rookies of Valor and then slides into the ring. From behind TJ Extreme pushes the big man Patrick O’Haire into the hands of the monster. Zmaster grabs him by the throat and slams him down with authority. TJ tries to pin O’Haire but to no avail as the match has been declared a no contest. Zmaster reaches down and grabs TJ by the back of the head. With the other arm swinging around and catching TJ under the chin with a powerful clothesline sending him crashing to the mat. Zmaster picks up the woozy TJ and sets him up for the Death Sentence and he finishes him. Both men lying in agony at his feet, he asks for a microphone. The referee for the contest jumps to the floor and grabs one for him. Zmaster stands in the middle of the ring as the fans are cheering for the performance they had just seen. Zmaster places the microphone up to his mask and begins to speak.
Zmaster: I walk through the shadows of this federation to find one man. A man that has no respect for men who deserve it. Now the only thing left for me to do is find him and beat some respect into him. I will spend the rest of eternity chasing down Reverend Shadow, and when I find him, he will understand what I can do. When I find you Reverend, My Death Sentence shall be your Execution!!
Zmaster drops the microphone in the ring. He walks to the center of the ring and raises his arms in the air forming an x and drops them down violently and causes an explosion on all 4 corners of the ring. The fans are cheering and standing on their feet for Zmaster as he walks over the ropes and drops to the floor. He walks up the ramp and walks through the curtain.
Main Event:
Drunk Tater vs. Da Clown
The two men staring each other down from their own corners. Da Clown has a wicked smile on his face. He isn’t taking his eyes off of Tater. He begins to walk towards Tater and Tater jumps out of the ring and down to the floor. Tater has a worried look on his face. After a few moments to think about the match, Tater slides back into the ring. The two meet in the middle of the ring. They look like they are about to lock up, until Tater takes a cheap shot, with a thumb to the eye. Tater picks up Da Clown with a scoop slam. Da Clown is on the mat holding his lower back in agony as he slides over toward the ropes to get leverage to support him up. Tater noticing the time it is taking his opponent to make it to his feet, slides to the outside. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a small box, and a Jim Bean bottle. In the small box is three shot glasses. He pours three shots of Jim Bean and places the bottle of Jim Bean back under the ring. He walks over toward the table and takes two of the shots before heading back into the ring. Tater walks over to Da Clown, only to receive an uppercut. Tater falls to the floor holding his throat. Da Clown has taken momentum in the match and punishes Tater with right jabs in the face. On the third blow to the face, Tater falls down, holding his face. Da Clown walks over to Tater’s feet and grabs him in a catapult position. He launches Tater over the top rope and crashing to the floor. Da Clown is sitting there taunting everyone as Tater is recuperating on the outside. Tater is to his feet, and Da Clown walks over towards the ropes. Tater jumps up on the apron and guillotines Da Clown on the top rope. Da Clown moves quickly and accidentally elbows the referee in the head causing the ref to turn around. With the final shot glass on the table, Tater uses it to his advantage. Tater grabs it and slides into the ring. Da Clown turns around into a crushing shot with the shot glass over the head. The shot glass shatters all over the mat. Tater grabs Da Clown in the Double Arm position and drops him head first into the mat. The referee starting to come back, notices Tater pinning Da Clown and counts the three in a slow manner. Referee declares Tater the winner and raises his arm in victory. Tater quickly jumps out of the ring and walks up the ramp and through the curtain. Da Clown is left lying on the mat motionless, with a stream of blood flowing down his forehead.
