Post by sakukoivu on Sept 25, 2005 15:42:02 GMT -5
Fade in. The Valor logo flashes for an instant before fading into darkness. The darkness is then replaced, this time by video footage, familiar footage of two men in the ring, battling it out. Suddenly, a third man appears from out of nowhere, hits one of the men in the ring with a chair, followed by a devastating vertebreaker from the other man, which leads to a victory by the man who hit the vertebreaker. He begins to celbrate, before everything is replaced by darkness once more. Slowly we back away, until we can see white walls surrounding a 13 inch square of darkness. We spin 180 degrees, and turn to the other side of the room. The other half is occupied soley by a wall of lockers, a wooden bench and a water cooler. Sitting squarely in the middle of the bench, wearing blue and white trunks, obviously ready to step into the ring, is the man from the video, Saku. He stands up and opens one of the lockers. From it he retreives a towel, a set of elbow pads, and something shiny which we cannot get a proper look at, as he submerges it in his pads instantly. He closes the locker and bends down to grab a water bottle. Prepared, he leaves the room and steps into a brightly lit hallway. Passing by various members of the road crew, frantically struggling to make something work, Saku turns a corner, only to walk right into a junior Valor inerviewer, David Jameson. With the enthusiasm of a thousand children all eagerly calmouring to get to the ice cream truck, the young interviewer attempts to interview Saku.
Jameson: Saku, Saku can I have a quick word with you.... for all of Valor's amazing fans? It would be an hono......
Saku: What do you want?
Jameson:Uh...Saku...how do you feel going out to the ring tonight, here at Valor before glory to finally end you feud with Immune in the huge triple threat match?
Saku: How do I feel? How do I feel?
Jameson: Yes, I beleive that was what I ask....
Saku: Shut your mouth. You want to how I feel on my way to the ring to face Immune and Juba and finally finish what I started with Immune? Well I'll tell you how I feel, but first, how do you feel? How do you feel, David Jameson?
Jameson: Me?....um...well...I feel pretty go...
Saku: I hope you feel lucky Jameson, because thats exactly what your going to need if you don't get out my face in 5 seconds. Four. Three.....
On the count of three Jameson realizes that Saku is not in any stretch of the imagination is joking and runs for dear life. Annoyances out of his way, the Finnish Phenom continues his "interview."
Saku: Immune, long, long ago we started something. Since that moment we have not en able to finish. In answer to that jerk's question, I feel screwed going into this match, you see, we have been put one on one, but it never ends like that. Last time, Juba came in and gave me the win, and gratefull as I seemed. I was fuming. Fuming to the point where I walked right into Steve Lynch's office and demanded he make this triple threat match. Immune, I am begining to wonder. Are you afraid of me? Everytime we step into the ring there is always a third involved, whether it be Juba or Fa Sho, it never ends Saku and Immune. I find that quite....curious.
As for you, Juba, you had no buisness in that ring. I don't car how much Immune paid you, you had no right to finish my job, but now, at Valor Before Glory I will Finnish the job, once, and for all. And when I step to the back, victorious, and you two are lead to the ambulance on stetchers, I will finally prove, that I need no one to help me and that hopefully the manahgement wioll realize that and give me what I truly want. To face Immune one on one, inside of a steel cage, where he can get no outside help.
Saku thenunscrews the top of his water bottle and takes a long sip before resealing it, taking a deep breath and conitnuing his speech.
Saku: Now that that is out of the way, I bet you are all wondering, what is different about the Finnish Phenom, what has he done? Well, after weeks of rigorous training, dieting and conditioning, I have officially lost 10 pounds, allowing me to enter the inaugural Valor Young Lions Championship. Now, i can do things I couldn't before. I am faster, more agile, and now I am more deadly, everyone beware, I am now truly at my best.
Saku throws down the mic and takes another sip from his water bottle before pouring the remaining water down his head. He then wipes his face with his towel before continuing own the hallway before disappearing behind a large black curtain. The Finnish national anthem begins to play on the arena PA. Fade to black.
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I know, I know, past the deadline. Lost power from 5 last night to early this afternoon. I know it doesn't count buti want managment to know i didn't just Blow VBG off.
Jameson: Saku, Saku can I have a quick word with you.... for all of Valor's amazing fans? It would be an hono......
Saku: What do you want?
Jameson:Uh...Saku...how do you feel going out to the ring tonight, here at Valor before glory to finally end you feud with Immune in the huge triple threat match?
Saku: How do I feel? How do I feel?
Jameson: Yes, I beleive that was what I ask....
Saku: Shut your mouth. You want to how I feel on my way to the ring to face Immune and Juba and finally finish what I started with Immune? Well I'll tell you how I feel, but first, how do you feel? How do you feel, David Jameson?
Jameson: Me?....um...well...I feel pretty go...
Saku: I hope you feel lucky Jameson, because thats exactly what your going to need if you don't get out my face in 5 seconds. Four. Three.....
On the count of three Jameson realizes that Saku is not in any stretch of the imagination is joking and runs for dear life. Annoyances out of his way, the Finnish Phenom continues his "interview."
Saku: Immune, long, long ago we started something. Since that moment we have not en able to finish. In answer to that jerk's question, I feel screwed going into this match, you see, we have been put one on one, but it never ends like that. Last time, Juba came in and gave me the win, and gratefull as I seemed. I was fuming. Fuming to the point where I walked right into Steve Lynch's office and demanded he make this triple threat match. Immune, I am begining to wonder. Are you afraid of me? Everytime we step into the ring there is always a third involved, whether it be Juba or Fa Sho, it never ends Saku and Immune. I find that quite....curious.
As for you, Juba, you had no buisness in that ring. I don't car how much Immune paid you, you had no right to finish my job, but now, at Valor Before Glory I will Finnish the job, once, and for all. And when I step to the back, victorious, and you two are lead to the ambulance on stetchers, I will finally prove, that I need no one to help me and that hopefully the manahgement wioll realize that and give me what I truly want. To face Immune one on one, inside of a steel cage, where he can get no outside help.
Saku thenunscrews the top of his water bottle and takes a long sip before resealing it, taking a deep breath and conitnuing his speech.
Saku: Now that that is out of the way, I bet you are all wondering, what is different about the Finnish Phenom, what has he done? Well, after weeks of rigorous training, dieting and conditioning, I have officially lost 10 pounds, allowing me to enter the inaugural Valor Young Lions Championship. Now, i can do things I couldn't before. I am faster, more agile, and now I am more deadly, everyone beware, I am now truly at my best.
Saku throws down the mic and takes another sip from his water bottle before pouring the remaining water down his head. He then wipes his face with his towel before continuing own the hallway before disappearing behind a large black curtain. The Finnish national anthem begins to play on the arena PA. Fade to black.
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I know, I know, past the deadline. Lost power from 5 last night to early this afternoon. I know it doesn't count buti want managment to know i didn't just Blow VBG off.
