Post by jackyl on Dec 10, 2005 14:51:04 GMT -5
{The camera comes into focus looking over a chart that is standing on a pod. On the chart is the records of all the newbie’s that have stepped into Valor as of late. The chart reads as followed:
“Morbid Angel” 0-0 Debut on Tuesday Night Slam.
“Shadow” 0-0 Debut on Tuesday Night Slam.
“Bryan Stinberg” 0-0 Debut on Tuesday Night Slam.
“Hank “Loverboy” Williams” 1-0 Singles match on Tuesday Night Slam.
“Matt Mayhem” 1-1 Singles match on Tuesday Night Slam.
“Jackyl” 0-1 Singles match on Tuesday Night Slam.
As the camera is focusing on the chart, a pointer slams into the chart. We jump back and notice it is Valor Superstar, Jackyl. His hair is slicked back and he is standing there wearing blue jeans and a black tank top with a leather jacket over the shirt. He chuckles in are jumpiness and then walks up closer to the chart. He looks at the camera and then back down at the chart and begins to speak.}
Jackyl: Tuesday Night Slam is my chance for revenge. It is my time to show everyone what exactly it is that I am made of. I came in here all hyped up for my debut along side my tag team partner Ryan Young last Thursday Night Thunder. I anticipated on walking into the arena with a .1000 record and walk out of there with a .1000 record with the big W alongside my name in that match, but that wasn’t my destiny on that night. I was held in my tracks when my partner got pinned in the middle of the ring from a man I despise. Once Loverboy went to the top rope and hit the Destination Heartbreak, the whole arena went silent. The only thing that could be heard was the referee giving a fast count for Loverboy and Paine to pick up the victory. Needless to say my hype wasn’t at its highest peak quite yet. I had fallen in my debut match just like numerous hall of famers have done in the past.
{He looks back up at the camera with a big grin on his face. The smirk is in a sarcastic look as he is bouncing slightly from him laughing. He then takes the pointer and starts at the top of the list. He begins to speak.}
Jackyl: Tuesday night is the night of the new comers. It is the night to prove to the fans, family members, and the staff of Valor that they have what it takes to make it here in Valor. We have three men that are coming into a Valor ring for the first time. The first match-up is a singles man match. A double debut match to be precise between the first two men on this chart, Morbid Angel and Shadow. Two men are willing to put everything on the line, their sweat, blood, and tears to prove they have the talent Valor is searching for. Personally I do not know either gentlemen so I have no clue what kind of presence they are going to place in the ring. We will all have to wait until Tuesday to find out.
{He then moves down the pointer to place it right dab in the middle of the names of Bryan Stinberg and Hank “Loverboy” Williams. He begins swaying the pointing up and down among the names of the competitors. He looks back up at the camera and begins to speak.}
Jackyl: Now we come to a much anticipated match in my mind. We come to the match between Bryan Stinberg and Mr. Loverboy himself. This match determines whether or Bryan Stinberg stands a chance against Valor superstars. Yet on the other side of the coin it determines if Loverboy does as well, or if his tag team victory wasn’t just a fluke. I do know one thing though; Loverboy is a slick and talented wrestler. Now of course not as talented as me but a small portion of talent compared to just my big toe. Bryan you have your work cut out for you, bring his ass down.
{The pointer slower glides down the chart and finally reach the bottom two individuals. The two men that are going to duke it out after both of them came out of Thunder with a loss. He begins tapping the pointer on the two names back and forth between the two. He does this numerous times and then comes to a complete stop as he slams the pointer on the name of Jackyl. Begins to speak in an abrupt manner.}
Jackyl: This shouldn’t even be a contest on a special event of a Tuesday Night Slam. I don’t know if this is some kind of a joke or what. I guess they figure since the two of us lost in the same night, then one of us deserves to get a big W eventually. Well if I was Mayhem I would hang up my tights and walk or better yet not even show up on Tuesday. Mayhem, you got beat by count out by the man known as Havok. You truly were defeated, while I on the other hand, lost in a tag match. Which I was not the one that got pinned and cost my team the match. So to say I am 0-1 is a little harsh but hey what can I do. I have to cope with it and move on and I plan on moving on as you as my tour guide. I am going to whip you and move on to greater heights leaving you in a daze. You are going to be so confused on what happened you are going to be a mid carder for the rest of your career. While I reach the World Heavyweight Championship status. You aren’t in my league Mayhem. You need to go back and fight others like the show openers and let a man do his job. I do wish you the best of luck in our match though. I wish you luck that you will still be able to breathe.
{He slams the pointer on the chart one last time causing it to tumble to the ground. he throws the pointer in the air and the camera watches it as it does flips in the air all the way until it comes crashing down on the ground. Jackyl walks away and we hear a door shut in the background. The camera zooms in to the total chaos and fades to commercial looking at the broken pointer.}
“Morbid Angel” 0-0 Debut on Tuesday Night Slam.
“Shadow” 0-0 Debut on Tuesday Night Slam.
“Bryan Stinberg” 0-0 Debut on Tuesday Night Slam.
“Hank “Loverboy” Williams” 1-0 Singles match on Tuesday Night Slam.
“Matt Mayhem” 1-1 Singles match on Tuesday Night Slam.
“Jackyl” 0-1 Singles match on Tuesday Night Slam.
As the camera is focusing on the chart, a pointer slams into the chart. We jump back and notice it is Valor Superstar, Jackyl. His hair is slicked back and he is standing there wearing blue jeans and a black tank top with a leather jacket over the shirt. He chuckles in are jumpiness and then walks up closer to the chart. He looks at the camera and then back down at the chart and begins to speak.}
Jackyl: Tuesday Night Slam is my chance for revenge. It is my time to show everyone what exactly it is that I am made of. I came in here all hyped up for my debut along side my tag team partner Ryan Young last Thursday Night Thunder. I anticipated on walking into the arena with a .1000 record and walk out of there with a .1000 record with the big W alongside my name in that match, but that wasn’t my destiny on that night. I was held in my tracks when my partner got pinned in the middle of the ring from a man I despise. Once Loverboy went to the top rope and hit the Destination Heartbreak, the whole arena went silent. The only thing that could be heard was the referee giving a fast count for Loverboy and Paine to pick up the victory. Needless to say my hype wasn’t at its highest peak quite yet. I had fallen in my debut match just like numerous hall of famers have done in the past.
{He looks back up at the camera with a big grin on his face. The smirk is in a sarcastic look as he is bouncing slightly from him laughing. He then takes the pointer and starts at the top of the list. He begins to speak.}
Jackyl: Tuesday night is the night of the new comers. It is the night to prove to the fans, family members, and the staff of Valor that they have what it takes to make it here in Valor. We have three men that are coming into a Valor ring for the first time. The first match-up is a singles man match. A double debut match to be precise between the first two men on this chart, Morbid Angel and Shadow. Two men are willing to put everything on the line, their sweat, blood, and tears to prove they have the talent Valor is searching for. Personally I do not know either gentlemen so I have no clue what kind of presence they are going to place in the ring. We will all have to wait until Tuesday to find out.
{He then moves down the pointer to place it right dab in the middle of the names of Bryan Stinberg and Hank “Loverboy” Williams. He begins swaying the pointing up and down among the names of the competitors. He looks back up at the camera and begins to speak.}
Jackyl: Now we come to a much anticipated match in my mind. We come to the match between Bryan Stinberg and Mr. Loverboy himself. This match determines whether or Bryan Stinberg stands a chance against Valor superstars. Yet on the other side of the coin it determines if Loverboy does as well, or if his tag team victory wasn’t just a fluke. I do know one thing though; Loverboy is a slick and talented wrestler. Now of course not as talented as me but a small portion of talent compared to just my big toe. Bryan you have your work cut out for you, bring his ass down.
{The pointer slower glides down the chart and finally reach the bottom two individuals. The two men that are going to duke it out after both of them came out of Thunder with a loss. He begins tapping the pointer on the two names back and forth between the two. He does this numerous times and then comes to a complete stop as he slams the pointer on the name of Jackyl. Begins to speak in an abrupt manner.}
Jackyl: This shouldn’t even be a contest on a special event of a Tuesday Night Slam. I don’t know if this is some kind of a joke or what. I guess they figure since the two of us lost in the same night, then one of us deserves to get a big W eventually. Well if I was Mayhem I would hang up my tights and walk or better yet not even show up on Tuesday. Mayhem, you got beat by count out by the man known as Havok. You truly were defeated, while I on the other hand, lost in a tag match. Which I was not the one that got pinned and cost my team the match. So to say I am 0-1 is a little harsh but hey what can I do. I have to cope with it and move on and I plan on moving on as you as my tour guide. I am going to whip you and move on to greater heights leaving you in a daze. You are going to be so confused on what happened you are going to be a mid carder for the rest of your career. While I reach the World Heavyweight Championship status. You aren’t in my league Mayhem. You need to go back and fight others like the show openers and let a man do his job. I do wish you the best of luck in our match though. I wish you luck that you will still be able to breathe.
{He slams the pointer on the chart one last time causing it to tumble to the ground. he throws the pointer in the air and the camera watches it as it does flips in the air all the way until it comes crashing down on the ground. Jackyl walks away and we hear a door shut in the background. The camera zooms in to the total chaos and fades to commercial looking at the broken pointer.}