Post by Morbid Angel on Dec 11, 2005 3:09:12 GMT -5
This one is called
A Shadow for Shadow Will be Cast
On this cold Berlin Morning Morbid Angel was seen sitting in his home. The weather threatened Morbid’s trip back to Amerika for his match against Shadow. Morbid is far from worried, he is just curious whether or not Shadow will show up. His last few fights in other federations have run from him in fear of a loss of great proportions! Morbid cannot lose this fight! If he does that would mean shame for the rest of his stay! And that would mean death for the rest!
Morbid-“ Well lookie here Shadow we have a chance to meet.. A debut match? I have not had one of these in a long time... this is where I show that Morbid Angel is not something to snuff off. I have never been snuffed off! And the thought of it makes me utterly ILL! Makes me want to stab the living $hit out of you! But I can’t because Murder is against the law.....BUT I WILL RISK IT! Anyway Shadow.. I must ask.. What brings you around here? I would have thought that you would have went back to where you came from! A wrestler with no real name.. That is stupid.. Do you understand that! Its like you fell right from the sky and no one knows anything about you!
It would also appear that I am up against a light weight! A short skinny lightweight! I almost want to be sick! Look at this! I fought the greats! The best of the best! And now I am going against a man who doesn’t have an actual name. What should I call you? Should I make a name for you? And if I do I can assure you that it won’t be a good one.. It will be something horrible! Something you would name a dog that you don’t like. I know I would name my dog Bitch. Do you want me to call you bitch? For all I know you might like that.
Anyway you are just the stepping stone for me to walk up the ladder here.. I am going for Gold and hoping to smash a few heads on my way up! What is your purpose?”
It is almost time for Morbid to head to the airport for the travel into the land of the wicked. The land of Greed! Amerika! And we all know that Morbid Angel is not a fan of that... People ask him sometimes why does he go back into Amerika? Why does he hate it so much? His answer is normally “I can’t abandon my Funeral Homes.” To catch you all up on Morbid Angel history. Morbid owns 14 Funeral Homes in Amerika, 3 in Canada, 2 in England and 5 in Germany. Morbid Angel who started in this business back in the early 90's with the Blood Countess Ertzibet Bathory of Hungary. Morbid and Bathory met In Russia on a cold December afternoon. Morbid was picking up a body to Bring to a Parlor out of town. Bathory was also there to get a body to bring to another section of town. Long story Short the bodies got mixed and went to the wrong parlors. Funny part is they could not tell if it was the right corpse or the wrong corpse. They didn’t personally know the dead, they just cleaned them and boxed them up. Anyway after finding the Mix up Morbid was fired from the parlor he worked for at the time, along with Bathory and the two met and decided to Open their own...starting in Germany where more money could be made. The two did well and expanded into other countries. But not without reason. Morbid and Bathory would of never opened shop in Canada if it was not for a federation asking them to. Morbid agreed as long as Bathory was allowed to join as well. Which she did. The two took over the federation quickly and was able rule two of the top Canadian federations. Morbid was fired from the OWA (Ottawa Wrestling Alliance) after a confrontation with the President. Not much is known of why but what is known is that after Morbid left he supposedly tried to stab the owner with a pair of safety Scissors but only succeeded with cutting him a few times and damaging the muscles in his right leg from the pressure! In the WWA (Winnipeg Wrestling Alliance) Morbid retired from the federation after suffering a bad accident in his Sports utility Vehicle. In the crash the motor burst flames into the cab of the Ford Expedition burning Morbid Angel almost alive. Unlucky enough Morbid lived with burns across his chest, arms, neck and light burns over most of his face.. It took Morbid a year to get back to his old self. But he was not that interested in wrestling for a bit.. His first federation in Amerika was the ScW (Southern Championship Wrestling) he Joined nearly a year and a half after the accident and came back with a vengeance! He won many titles in his time there but the federation went bankrupt and was mostly bought out by the SSW Where Morbid encountered more harm than not.. A month after his start the owner had an issue with the Darkness and how evil Morbid was and had him Jumped on his way to the ring. He was beaten with bats and then covered in Lighter fluid and set on fire. Most of Morbid Angel’s nerves were already damaged from the first fire, that and he had a bad concussion from getting cracked in the head a few times. Morbid walked himself into the office with his cloths still sizzling on his back. Morbid was arrested and hospitalized that day for stabbing the President of that federation, Morbid used a gold leafed pen off the desk and used it to stab him three times. He lived but walks with a limp and cannot move most of the fingers on his left hand. Morbid pleaded insanity and the case was dropped due to the attack he had before the incident. Shortly after that Morbid was arrested again for beating three hoods to near death. The three attempted to break into Morbid’s house, Morbid beat one with his fists then grabbed another and smashed his face into the glass windshield on his car and the third Morbid chased down and beat him in the face with the closest thing he could find... a brick. That man now speaks with a lisp and drools a lot. Morbid pleaded self defense and protection of private property. Morbid was given a warning that his visa for Amerika will be revoked and he would be deported back to Germany if it happened again....two months later he was deported for the beating death of a Car jacker trying to take his at the time brand new GMC Yukon. It is said that the mans skull was crushed from repeatedly being stomped on by the boot of Morbid. He pleaded temporary insanity and protection of Private Property. He was fined two hundred grand and Deported back to Germany, then he Moved to England where he opened his Funeral Parlors. Morbid lived there up until near two years ago when he was approached by a man who recognized him. Shane Powers the Vice President of the JWA/EWA. Shane remembered Morbid Angel from his work and enjoyed the show that Morbid put on and within two months Al Powers worked out a way for Morbid to come back into the states and for Half a year Morbid did what he did best.. Kick Ass! Before the shutdown of JWA/EWA Morbid was heading out to the ring for a match and the lights went out for his own intro and he fell off the stage falling 12 feet to the ground hitting his head good.. After that Morbid Angel changed a bit. His English got a little better..but that is because he speaks slower, and he talks to himself... a guy named “Jakub the Inner Jake” who is guessed to be his inner self. The clear thinking in his mind....and is also a Christian... They don’t get along much.
Back to present day Morbidism. Morbid has his bags packed and his 1994 Buick Roadmaster Wagon ready to go. Not the ideal car to use in this type of weather... but it will do. Morbid gets in and starts to drive
Morbid-“ Shadow... This is going to be something, we are going to find out who is better than who. And do you think that I will allow someone like you to beat me? Hell F*cking NO! IAM THE MORBID F*CKING ANGEL! AND I WILL NEVER LOOSE TO A JOBBING F*CER LIKE YOU! And why is that? BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LOOK BAD! Jesus f*cking christ man! I am 35 years old and your some young punk trying to move in and take my glory..and before anyone starts any sh*t over the age factor! Don’t OK yeah 28 and 35 are only a 7 year difference! A lot can happen in seven years. You know what I was doing during those seven years? No? Well neither do it! So let it be! And don’t start singing that damn song either! I’ll be forced to stab someone... don’t think I won’t.. I have done it before...
I have been asked to calm down the language.. And the Hate... I don’t want to offend! But I will when I have to! Don’t think I won’t whip out some Jew Jokes! I’ll do it!
Anyway Shadow I see you like Drowning Pool.. Let the Bodies hit the Floor.. That song is old and worn. You should get a new song. Cyndi Lauper “Girls just want to Have Fun” that would be a good entrance song for you. It would have the same effect as Let the Bodies hit the floor. You need Music that is going to drive you through out the match. I know that my music has been commented on a few times. How narrow minded I am and all. But before you try and start some sh*t. I would much rather have kill your mother and Rape your dog cheering me on than a bunch of fricken Americans you remember that next time you play that damned song! and don’t give me that carinsore of all music line! That is a bunch of crap! There is not such thing as someone that likes ALL music! You may like 3 or 4 types of music but not all. I know that you probably like Rock, Metal, Rap and R&B and you consider yourself a lover of all music! That makes you a lying sh*t!”
Morbid reaches the airport and boards the plane and awaits take off. Morbid Hates flying, but it is not because he has a fear of heights. The only known fear that Morbid has is of Christians! And those are the ones that want to “Help” Him..... Morbid just does not like the feeling of being that close to the sky.. To close to heaven! And that angers him!
Morbid-“ Not that I really want to talk with you.. But I would much rather speak with you on the ground...and we are getting ready to leave.. See you In Amerika Shadow.. Good luck.. You will need it..
The camera then fades to a Blood red!
(OOC- not my best work but i am feeling the place out still)
A Shadow for Shadow Will be Cast
On this cold Berlin Morning Morbid Angel was seen sitting in his home. The weather threatened Morbid’s trip back to Amerika for his match against Shadow. Morbid is far from worried, he is just curious whether or not Shadow will show up. His last few fights in other federations have run from him in fear of a loss of great proportions! Morbid cannot lose this fight! If he does that would mean shame for the rest of his stay! And that would mean death for the rest!
Morbid-“ Well lookie here Shadow we have a chance to meet.. A debut match? I have not had one of these in a long time... this is where I show that Morbid Angel is not something to snuff off. I have never been snuffed off! And the thought of it makes me utterly ILL! Makes me want to stab the living $hit out of you! But I can’t because Murder is against the law.....BUT I WILL RISK IT! Anyway Shadow.. I must ask.. What brings you around here? I would have thought that you would have went back to where you came from! A wrestler with no real name.. That is stupid.. Do you understand that! Its like you fell right from the sky and no one knows anything about you!
It would also appear that I am up against a light weight! A short skinny lightweight! I almost want to be sick! Look at this! I fought the greats! The best of the best! And now I am going against a man who doesn’t have an actual name. What should I call you? Should I make a name for you? And if I do I can assure you that it won’t be a good one.. It will be something horrible! Something you would name a dog that you don’t like. I know I would name my dog Bitch. Do you want me to call you bitch? For all I know you might like that.
Anyway you are just the stepping stone for me to walk up the ladder here.. I am going for Gold and hoping to smash a few heads on my way up! What is your purpose?”
It is almost time for Morbid to head to the airport for the travel into the land of the wicked. The land of Greed! Amerika! And we all know that Morbid Angel is not a fan of that... People ask him sometimes why does he go back into Amerika? Why does he hate it so much? His answer is normally “I can’t abandon my Funeral Homes.” To catch you all up on Morbid Angel history. Morbid owns 14 Funeral Homes in Amerika, 3 in Canada, 2 in England and 5 in Germany. Morbid Angel who started in this business back in the early 90's with the Blood Countess Ertzibet Bathory of Hungary. Morbid and Bathory met In Russia on a cold December afternoon. Morbid was picking up a body to Bring to a Parlor out of town. Bathory was also there to get a body to bring to another section of town. Long story Short the bodies got mixed and went to the wrong parlors. Funny part is they could not tell if it was the right corpse or the wrong corpse. They didn’t personally know the dead, they just cleaned them and boxed them up. Anyway after finding the Mix up Morbid was fired from the parlor he worked for at the time, along with Bathory and the two met and decided to Open their own...starting in Germany where more money could be made. The two did well and expanded into other countries. But not without reason. Morbid and Bathory would of never opened shop in Canada if it was not for a federation asking them to. Morbid agreed as long as Bathory was allowed to join as well. Which she did. The two took over the federation quickly and was able rule two of the top Canadian federations. Morbid was fired from the OWA (Ottawa Wrestling Alliance) after a confrontation with the President. Not much is known of why but what is known is that after Morbid left he supposedly tried to stab the owner with a pair of safety Scissors but only succeeded with cutting him a few times and damaging the muscles in his right leg from the pressure! In the WWA (Winnipeg Wrestling Alliance) Morbid retired from the federation after suffering a bad accident in his Sports utility Vehicle. In the crash the motor burst flames into the cab of the Ford Expedition burning Morbid Angel almost alive. Unlucky enough Morbid lived with burns across his chest, arms, neck and light burns over most of his face.. It took Morbid a year to get back to his old self. But he was not that interested in wrestling for a bit.. His first federation in Amerika was the ScW (Southern Championship Wrestling) he Joined nearly a year and a half after the accident and came back with a vengeance! He won many titles in his time there but the federation went bankrupt and was mostly bought out by the SSW Where Morbid encountered more harm than not.. A month after his start the owner had an issue with the Darkness and how evil Morbid was and had him Jumped on his way to the ring. He was beaten with bats and then covered in Lighter fluid and set on fire. Most of Morbid Angel’s nerves were already damaged from the first fire, that and he had a bad concussion from getting cracked in the head a few times. Morbid walked himself into the office with his cloths still sizzling on his back. Morbid was arrested and hospitalized that day for stabbing the President of that federation, Morbid used a gold leafed pen off the desk and used it to stab him three times. He lived but walks with a limp and cannot move most of the fingers on his left hand. Morbid pleaded insanity and the case was dropped due to the attack he had before the incident. Shortly after that Morbid was arrested again for beating three hoods to near death. The three attempted to break into Morbid’s house, Morbid beat one with his fists then grabbed another and smashed his face into the glass windshield on his car and the third Morbid chased down and beat him in the face with the closest thing he could find... a brick. That man now speaks with a lisp and drools a lot. Morbid pleaded self defense and protection of private property. Morbid was given a warning that his visa for Amerika will be revoked and he would be deported back to Germany if it happened again....two months later he was deported for the beating death of a Car jacker trying to take his at the time brand new GMC Yukon. It is said that the mans skull was crushed from repeatedly being stomped on by the boot of Morbid. He pleaded temporary insanity and protection of Private Property. He was fined two hundred grand and Deported back to Germany, then he Moved to England where he opened his Funeral Parlors. Morbid lived there up until near two years ago when he was approached by a man who recognized him. Shane Powers the Vice President of the JWA/EWA. Shane remembered Morbid Angel from his work and enjoyed the show that Morbid put on and within two months Al Powers worked out a way for Morbid to come back into the states and for Half a year Morbid did what he did best.. Kick Ass! Before the shutdown of JWA/EWA Morbid was heading out to the ring for a match and the lights went out for his own intro and he fell off the stage falling 12 feet to the ground hitting his head good.. After that Morbid Angel changed a bit. His English got a little better..but that is because he speaks slower, and he talks to himself... a guy named “Jakub the Inner Jake” who is guessed to be his inner self. The clear thinking in his mind....and is also a Christian... They don’t get along much.
Back to present day Morbidism. Morbid has his bags packed and his 1994 Buick Roadmaster Wagon ready to go. Not the ideal car to use in this type of weather... but it will do. Morbid gets in and starts to drive
Morbid-“ Shadow... This is going to be something, we are going to find out who is better than who. And do you think that I will allow someone like you to beat me? Hell F*cking NO! IAM THE MORBID F*CKING ANGEL! AND I WILL NEVER LOOSE TO A JOBBING F*CER LIKE YOU! And why is that? BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LOOK BAD! Jesus f*cking christ man! I am 35 years old and your some young punk trying to move in and take my glory..and before anyone starts any sh*t over the age factor! Don’t OK yeah 28 and 35 are only a 7 year difference! A lot can happen in seven years. You know what I was doing during those seven years? No? Well neither do it! So let it be! And don’t start singing that damn song either! I’ll be forced to stab someone... don’t think I won’t.. I have done it before...
I have been asked to calm down the language.. And the Hate... I don’t want to offend! But I will when I have to! Don’t think I won’t whip out some Jew Jokes! I’ll do it!
Anyway Shadow I see you like Drowning Pool.. Let the Bodies hit the Floor.. That song is old and worn. You should get a new song. Cyndi Lauper “Girls just want to Have Fun” that would be a good entrance song for you. It would have the same effect as Let the Bodies hit the floor. You need Music that is going to drive you through out the match. I know that my music has been commented on a few times. How narrow minded I am and all. But before you try and start some sh*t. I would much rather have kill your mother and Rape your dog cheering me on than a bunch of fricken Americans you remember that next time you play that damned song! and don’t give me that carinsore of all music line! That is a bunch of crap! There is not such thing as someone that likes ALL music! You may like 3 or 4 types of music but not all. I know that you probably like Rock, Metal, Rap and R&B and you consider yourself a lover of all music! That makes you a lying sh*t!”
Morbid reaches the airport and boards the plane and awaits take off. Morbid Hates flying, but it is not because he has a fear of heights. The only known fear that Morbid has is of Christians! And those are the ones that want to “Help” Him..... Morbid just does not like the feeling of being that close to the sky.. To close to heaven! And that angers him!
Morbid-“ Not that I really want to talk with you.. But I would much rather speak with you on the ground...and we are getting ready to leave.. See you In Amerika Shadow.. Good luck.. You will need it..
The camera then fades to a Blood red!
(OOC- not my best work but i am feeling the place out still)
