Post by Justin Tyme-Can You Feel It?!? on Nov 6, 2005 15:01:40 GMT -5
*The doors slide open as a man steps onto the rubber rug. The doors slowly slide close only to open again as a man, a women and two kids come running through. The kids are overly obsessed with the door and keep running through preventing the door from shutting. The man and women grab the kids by the wrist and pull them away. More people come in and out of the store, barely letting the door rest closed before making it open again. Suddenly, two men walk in and stop side by side. We can only see the clothed legs of the two men are wearing black pin-striped dress pants with wing tipped shoes. We slowly begin to see more until we get to the mens faces in which long hair drapes over there shoulders. The men are both wearing similar shaped, deeply shaded sunglasses. The man on the right has longer, brighter hair on the left. The man on the left's hair is only medium length, just barely passing his shoulders. The man on the left has dark, jet black hair where as the man on the right has hair well passed the shoulders and looks like a brown banner streaming down from his head. The two men remove their sunglasses at the same time. People are still walking past the two men, looking puzzled. The man on the left as Olive green eyes while the man on the right is sporting Hazel colored eyes. The two men look far off as if they are looking at something important. The man on the left begins to speak*
Man: Ah Arsenic.... Here we are the greatest superstars in Valor history and we are standing right here in the middle of a Canadian Tire. You know Arsenic, any true patriotic Canadian has been inside a Canadian Tire for there Power Tool or Home Decor needs. Whether it is for a set of Patio Furniture or a set of Power Tools. From Door Knobs to Light Tubes, from Vehicular to Lighting requirements, Canadian Tire has got it all AND more.
*The man standing on the right is Johnny Arsenic. By drawing conclusions, the man with the jet black hair and Olive eyes is the man who is making his triumphant return, Justin Tyme. Johnny Arsenic nods his head in agreement and begins to speak.*
Arsenic: Yeah, you're right. I mean these guys even give customers there own money to buy stuff. Hell, a good 10 cents in Canadian Tire money and you can buy Alora.
*Justin Tyme nods in approvement.*
Justin: Amen to that my brother but lets see what we can find during our stay here in Canadian Tire.
*The two men walk towards the aisles, shaking hands with the cashiers in the front as they go. They approach a section with various designed doors and other home decor products. The two gentlemen start looking at the doors and discussing what they see.*
Justin: Hey Arsenic, come over here and look at this nice door. Look at this finish and such.
*The two men pick up a plain screen door and examine it carefully.*
Justin: Now that is class, I have to get one of these for my mansion in Edmonton.
*Arsenic picks it up and looks at it and nods.*
Arsenic: Yeah Tyme, you know I can REALLY see this fitting in with the rest of your house especially you know those little pink flamingoes in the front of your house.
*Justin laughs and nods but stops himself. He stares at Arsenic inquisitively.*
Justin: Uh Arsenic..... What are you talking about? I don't have no pink flamingoes in the front of my lawn...
*Arsenic stammers for a second.*
Arsenic: Uh.... Yeah I knew that, I must have been staring at that women's mini skirt.
*Arsenic points at a blonde women walking down the aisle. Justin and Arsenic give eachother a high five at Arsenic's comment.*
Justin: Yeah men I would be hypnotized too if I were you... Come to think of it, I think I'm hypnotized now.
*Justin continues staring as Arsenic walks down the aisle some more right towards the women. Arsenic says something and gets slapped. Arsenic is heard muttering "She's just jealous" Arsenic then motions for Justin and yells.*
Arsenic: HEY YO JUSTIN, LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND!!!.
*Justin comes running over*
Justin: What did you find your ear? I figured with that impact it would be over in automotive 5 aisles from here.
*Arsenic glares at Justin*
Justin: Sorry man.... Say, what did ya find?
*Arsenic holds up a circular object. The light shines off the golden sphere and right into Tyme's eyes.*
Justin: What is it, a picture of me? If so I can see why i'm blind.
*Arsenic looks disappointed.*
Arsenic: No Captain Ego, it's a doorknob.... You know who this reminds me of?
Justin: YOUR MOM!!!
*Arsenic slaps Tyme in the face.*
Justin: God DAMN.
Arsenic: You doorknob, this doorknob reminds me of the biggest doorknob of all.... Anthony Shadows....
Justin: Ah I get you.... Your saying that he is a moron right?
Arsenic: Very good Justin, next week we're going through who the dish ran away with.
Justin: That has always been a mystery to me.
*Arsenic stares confused and dazed by Tyme's stupidity. Arsenic then continues with his thought.*
Arsenic: You see, Shadows is like a doorknob because when light shines on it a certain way, it looks nice and the "gold" looks nice and real but when you scratch off the paint, it reveals a dull metal and that is what Tyme and I are going to do to you we are going to scratch away all the stuff that makes you look good and reveal you for what we know you are.... A TALENTLESS BUM.
Justin: YEAH..... DOORKNOB.... Uh.... We should probably keep on going.
*The two men leave the home decor row and continue walking. They walk up and down various other rows, picking upequipment and tools as they go along. They reach a wall and stop. They look at eachother and smile. The two pick up florescent light tubes and start doing a mini light saber battle. It is quickly stopped when two men from the store stop them and usher them away from the area. Tyme and Arsenic stop in there tracks. They look at eachother and smile again. They walk up to a set of patio furniture. They start pulling out the chairs and knocking on the table. The two men sit down at the patio furniture. Justin smiles.*
Justin: You know what Arsenic, this would look nicely at my mansion too just the table though..... You know what Johnny? Patio furniture reminds me of someone.
Arsenic: If you say my mom or my dad, so help me god I will KILL you.
Justin: No no no, patio furniture reminds me of Havok and Alora. Because a set of patio furniture looks nice and really compliment the style of the other items and works well together but if you buy just the table or just the chairs, it doesn't work and seperation reveals just how ugly the item actually is which could never be more true when talking about Havok and Alora. Without one or the other, they are nothing and are revealed to be the worthless waste of space that they are. You see while you Shadows and Havok with Alora go together about as good as a wallet full of 1 cent Canadian Tire money, doorknobs and patio furniture. These things all together just don't fit together.
Arsenic: That is so very true. And come Slam, We will prove to you that you guys need to fit together to work against us and I just don't think you gentlemen are capable of doing that. Because while you guys are lowly patio furniture and doorknobs, we are like a ladder. We are on such a great height above you that we simply appear more supperior.
*The two men grab a ladder that was resting on the wall and set it up. The two of them climb the top of the ladder with Tyme sitting on the top rung and Arsenic standing on the third rung from the top. Justin begins to speak.*
Justin: You guys better beware and I am being painfully serious now. They don't call us the greatest Tag Team to grace Valor just because it looks fun they call us that because we were the most dominant tag team the first time around and we are going to be the most dominant tag team again. Come Slam, Shadows and Havok with that ten cent slut Alora are going to realise why you need to co-operate to beat A-T-M...
*the two men from Canadian Tire see Justin and Johnny and demand them to come down. The workers usher Arsenic and Tyme out the door of the store. Tyme and Arsenic brush their shoulders off and begin to walk away as Tyme talks.*
Justin: Man I love Canadian Tire.... We should do this again some time.
*the image fades to black*
Man: Ah Arsenic.... Here we are the greatest superstars in Valor history and we are standing right here in the middle of a Canadian Tire. You know Arsenic, any true patriotic Canadian has been inside a Canadian Tire for there Power Tool or Home Decor needs. Whether it is for a set of Patio Furniture or a set of Power Tools. From Door Knobs to Light Tubes, from Vehicular to Lighting requirements, Canadian Tire has got it all AND more.
*The man standing on the right is Johnny Arsenic. By drawing conclusions, the man with the jet black hair and Olive eyes is the man who is making his triumphant return, Justin Tyme. Johnny Arsenic nods his head in agreement and begins to speak.*
Arsenic: Yeah, you're right. I mean these guys even give customers there own money to buy stuff. Hell, a good 10 cents in Canadian Tire money and you can buy Alora.
*Justin Tyme nods in approvement.*
Justin: Amen to that my brother but lets see what we can find during our stay here in Canadian Tire.
*The two men walk towards the aisles, shaking hands with the cashiers in the front as they go. They approach a section with various designed doors and other home decor products. The two gentlemen start looking at the doors and discussing what they see.*
Justin: Hey Arsenic, come over here and look at this nice door. Look at this finish and such.
*The two men pick up a plain screen door and examine it carefully.*
Justin: Now that is class, I have to get one of these for my mansion in Edmonton.
*Arsenic picks it up and looks at it and nods.*
Arsenic: Yeah Tyme, you know I can REALLY see this fitting in with the rest of your house especially you know those little pink flamingoes in the front of your house.
*Justin laughs and nods but stops himself. He stares at Arsenic inquisitively.*
Justin: Uh Arsenic..... What are you talking about? I don't have no pink flamingoes in the front of my lawn...
*Arsenic stammers for a second.*
Arsenic: Uh.... Yeah I knew that, I must have been staring at that women's mini skirt.
*Arsenic points at a blonde women walking down the aisle. Justin and Arsenic give eachother a high five at Arsenic's comment.*
Justin: Yeah men I would be hypnotized too if I were you... Come to think of it, I think I'm hypnotized now.
*Justin continues staring as Arsenic walks down the aisle some more right towards the women. Arsenic says something and gets slapped. Arsenic is heard muttering "She's just jealous" Arsenic then motions for Justin and yells.*
Arsenic: HEY YO JUSTIN, LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND!!!.
*Justin comes running over*
Justin: What did you find your ear? I figured with that impact it would be over in automotive 5 aisles from here.
*Arsenic glares at Justin*
Justin: Sorry man.... Say, what did ya find?
*Arsenic holds up a circular object. The light shines off the golden sphere and right into Tyme's eyes.*
Justin: What is it, a picture of me? If so I can see why i'm blind.
*Arsenic looks disappointed.*
Arsenic: No Captain Ego, it's a doorknob.... You know who this reminds me of?
Justin: YOUR MOM!!!
*Arsenic slaps Tyme in the face.*
Justin: God DAMN.
Arsenic: You doorknob, this doorknob reminds me of the biggest doorknob of all.... Anthony Shadows....
Justin: Ah I get you.... Your saying that he is a moron right?
Arsenic: Very good Justin, next week we're going through who the dish ran away with.
Justin: That has always been a mystery to me.
*Arsenic stares confused and dazed by Tyme's stupidity. Arsenic then continues with his thought.*
Arsenic: You see, Shadows is like a doorknob because when light shines on it a certain way, it looks nice and the "gold" looks nice and real but when you scratch off the paint, it reveals a dull metal and that is what Tyme and I are going to do to you we are going to scratch away all the stuff that makes you look good and reveal you for what we know you are.... A TALENTLESS BUM.
Justin: YEAH..... DOORKNOB.... Uh.... We should probably keep on going.
*The two men leave the home decor row and continue walking. They walk up and down various other rows, picking upequipment and tools as they go along. They reach a wall and stop. They look at eachother and smile. The two pick up florescent light tubes and start doing a mini light saber battle. It is quickly stopped when two men from the store stop them and usher them away from the area. Tyme and Arsenic stop in there tracks. They look at eachother and smile again. They walk up to a set of patio furniture. They start pulling out the chairs and knocking on the table. The two men sit down at the patio furniture. Justin smiles.*
Justin: You know what Arsenic, this would look nicely at my mansion too just the table though..... You know what Johnny? Patio furniture reminds me of someone.
Arsenic: If you say my mom or my dad, so help me god I will KILL you.
Justin: No no no, patio furniture reminds me of Havok and Alora. Because a set of patio furniture looks nice and really compliment the style of the other items and works well together but if you buy just the table or just the chairs, it doesn't work and seperation reveals just how ugly the item actually is which could never be more true when talking about Havok and Alora. Without one or the other, they are nothing and are revealed to be the worthless waste of space that they are. You see while you Shadows and Havok with Alora go together about as good as a wallet full of 1 cent Canadian Tire money, doorknobs and patio furniture. These things all together just don't fit together.
Arsenic: That is so very true. And come Slam, We will prove to you that you guys need to fit together to work against us and I just don't think you gentlemen are capable of doing that. Because while you guys are lowly patio furniture and doorknobs, we are like a ladder. We are on such a great height above you that we simply appear more supperior.
*The two men grab a ladder that was resting on the wall and set it up. The two of them climb the top of the ladder with Tyme sitting on the top rung and Arsenic standing on the third rung from the top. Justin begins to speak.*
Justin: You guys better beware and I am being painfully serious now. They don't call us the greatest Tag Team to grace Valor just because it looks fun they call us that because we were the most dominant tag team the first time around and we are going to be the most dominant tag team again. Come Slam, Shadows and Havok with that ten cent slut Alora are going to realise why you need to co-operate to beat A-T-M...
*the two men from Canadian Tire see Justin and Johnny and demand them to come down. The workers usher Arsenic and Tyme out the door of the store. Tyme and Arsenic brush their shoulders off and begin to walk away as Tyme talks.*
Justin: Man I love Canadian Tire.... We should do this again some time.
*the image fades to black*
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