Post by Money on Dec 12, 2005 22:43:47 GMT -5
Shot of a black Mercedes Maybach pulling up in front of a fancy restaurant is shown. It's night time and there is a light rain. As the limousine stops and the driver gets out and hurredly moves around to the door to open it up, we notice that the front license plate reads MONEY. The driver pulls out a large umbrella and holds it above the limousine door as the small entourage inside of the limo begins to make their way out. We see three women step out dressed in beautiful gowns and jewelry, and they are followed by the very dapper Will Dinero dressed in a black suit, with black leather shoes, and a black open collared shirt...
"James, drive around back and wait for us there. "
Driver: Yes sir.
Dinero takes the large umbrella from James and shields himself and the women up until they get underneath the overhanging canopy that is shielding them. Then, a man walks up to them and seems to be introducing himself...
Man: Mr. Dinero! I'm delighted that you have decided to join us for dinner tonight.
"Not a problem Engelbert, but my girls here are hungry, so I'm going to have to shorten our conversation. "
Engelbert: Oh, not a problem at all Mr. Dinero. Right this way...
Englebert leads the group towards the front door, and just as the three women walk through the door, a young man with a hand recorder walks up and almost gets a nice shot to the mouth for startling Money Man.
Kid: Mr. Dinero!
"What the? Watch it kid, you almost got knocked out."
Kid: Oh, I'm sorry.
"I'm about to eat dinner, what do you want? "
Kid: Well, I write for the Golden Jock Strap newsletter and I was wondering if I could conduct a quick interview with you.
"Listen, I'm a little..."
Kid: Great!
The kid starts to hit the buttons on the recorder as he is going to begin his questions and Dinero smiles, hands his coat to someone, and tells the ladies to go ahead to the table.
"You've got three questions, make 'em count kid. "
Kid: Okay..umm...ahem...okay....I'm here with Valor superstar..."Money Man" Will Dinero. Mr. Dinero, you've been recently signed to a 3 Man Tag match at this special version of Slam; you're being challenged Shane Quickenbosh, ZMaster, and Pohatu to a match . Was it just chance that two of your rivals are in the same match againts you, or do you believe this was actually planned from the get go?
"Well kid..."
The kid whispers to Money Man...
Kid: Call me Rupert, please...
"Okay...well Rupert, as you know, I've been feuding with Shane Quickenbosh for a while, and more recently with Pohatu. Both have talent to spare, are great successes, and have the world ahead of them. Whether or not it's some conspiracy to take me down is irrelevant. I've done nothing to either man. This is just some publicty stunt to try and see who deserves to face me first. It's like I told Pohatu last week, 'I've earned my status in life.' You see, Rupert, when you're on top, everyone wants to take you down."
We see Rupert jotting down important points on his notecards and keep looking back at Money Man...
"It really just boils down to having a fair match, clearing up a few blemishes on my current record, and handling a few issues before they become problems; those issues being Quickenbosh and Pohatu. I handle wrestling like I handle any of my business ventures. There are emotions involved, but it's ninety percent business. If I let little things like this get my tail feathers all ruffled, I'd be nothing."
Rupert: What about the comments Quickenbosh and Pohatu have made recently? Anything to say about that?
"Actually I don't. I'm a man of the future Rupert my boy. We've had our battles in recent months, but this is a new battle ground. The war is never over no matter how much you try to put the past behind you. I'm not proud of the way I've lost to Quickenbosh and Pohatu before, but like I said, business is business. Only two things in this world make me step out of my calm cool demeanor; Wrestling and Money. I do what is necessary make money, and I have the same philosophy when it comes time to win in the ring. I'll do what I need to do to help my team win this match."
Rupert smiles at the fact that the superstar remembered to say his name...
"ZMaster is also a great talent; I'd be lying if I said otherwise. He's got the future ahead of him, and the sky's the limit, but he has to come after me. He hasn't realized that fact yet, but I plan to make him understand that at Slam. Unti ZMaster faces me in the ring, and accepts the fact that his size has no advantage, I will continue to do what is necessary to win. I'm a business man, and when I see something I want, I take it. Plain and simple. I have no resolutions about how I win, as long as I win and get what I want."
Rupert: Wow.
"My match with these three is not a grudgematch; I have no reason to hold any grudges or try to take anyone's spotlight right now. I just want to wrestle, and if the spotlight follows me, then so be it. I'll shine like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. The thing is, everyone else want's my spotlight because it shines brighter than theirs. So instead of dodging them, I opened up the gate and allowed them to take the first opportunity to surpass me in Valor."
Kid: So, in other words, you respect Shane Quickenbosh, Pohatu, and ZMaster?
"If that's what you want to say, then yeah, I respect them, I respect the majority of the Valor staff and locker room. It's just business, not personal, and I don't want my matches to become personal vendettas; I just don't have the time for that."
Kid: What about the Young Lions Cup? It seems like that has added some extra heat between you and Shane, and Pohatu.
"Well Rupert, to tell you the truth, aside from not being the winner, I honestly don't know what's going to take place. I'm sure our match on Tuesday won't be the last time in Valor that I face one of my opponents. My time is valuable, and I waste it for no man. I can at least say that I won't be wasting my time in the ring tomorrow evening, and if we face eachother again in the future, so be it. I'll still do exactly what I have to do. It doesn't matter what the match type is, or what's at stake. If an opponent is across the ring from me, I'm going all out."
Rupert: That sounds great Mr. Dinero!
"Alright, well I gotta run...The ladies are waiting for me."
Rupert: Wait, one more thing.
"What?"
Rupert: Well, there have been a lot of excitement floating around about the Valor Jr. Heavyweight title.
"That's right. We finally got some more regular talent to now debut the belt. So what?"
Rupert: So...I was wondering if you plan to go for the title?
"Well, who knows? If I get the opportunity I'll do what I always do."
Rupert: What's that?
"Take over. I'll monopolize the belt so that no one can get close to the title or even touch it. Like I said before, I handle wrestling like I do my companies. It's all business, and nobody, and I mean nobody is better than me at running a business. Take it easy Rupert."
Rupert: Thanks Mr. Dinero!
We see Rupert do a quick hop of excitement and he pulls out a cell phone to let someone know that he spoke with "Money Man". Then, we see Dinero laughing to himself as he makes his way towards his table. Fade to black.
"James, drive around back and wait for us there. "
Driver: Yes sir.
Dinero takes the large umbrella from James and shields himself and the women up until they get underneath the overhanging canopy that is shielding them. Then, a man walks up to them and seems to be introducing himself...
Man: Mr. Dinero! I'm delighted that you have decided to join us for dinner tonight.
"Not a problem Engelbert, but my girls here are hungry, so I'm going to have to shorten our conversation. "
Engelbert: Oh, not a problem at all Mr. Dinero. Right this way...
Englebert leads the group towards the front door, and just as the three women walk through the door, a young man with a hand recorder walks up and almost gets a nice shot to the mouth for startling Money Man.
Kid: Mr. Dinero!
"What the? Watch it kid, you almost got knocked out."
Kid: Oh, I'm sorry.
"I'm about to eat dinner, what do you want? "
Kid: Well, I write for the Golden Jock Strap newsletter and I was wondering if I could conduct a quick interview with you.
"Listen, I'm a little..."
Kid: Great!
The kid starts to hit the buttons on the recorder as he is going to begin his questions and Dinero smiles, hands his coat to someone, and tells the ladies to go ahead to the table.
"You've got three questions, make 'em count kid. "
Kid: Okay..umm...ahem...okay....I'm here with Valor superstar..."Money Man" Will Dinero. Mr. Dinero, you've been recently signed to a 3 Man Tag match at this special version of Slam; you're being challenged Shane Quickenbosh, ZMaster, and Pohatu to a match . Was it just chance that two of your rivals are in the same match againts you, or do you believe this was actually planned from the get go?
"Well kid..."
The kid whispers to Money Man...
Kid: Call me Rupert, please...
"Okay...well Rupert, as you know, I've been feuding with Shane Quickenbosh for a while, and more recently with Pohatu. Both have talent to spare, are great successes, and have the world ahead of them. Whether or not it's some conspiracy to take me down is irrelevant. I've done nothing to either man. This is just some publicty stunt to try and see who deserves to face me first. It's like I told Pohatu last week, 'I've earned my status in life.' You see, Rupert, when you're on top, everyone wants to take you down."
We see Rupert jotting down important points on his notecards and keep looking back at Money Man...
"It really just boils down to having a fair match, clearing up a few blemishes on my current record, and handling a few issues before they become problems; those issues being Quickenbosh and Pohatu. I handle wrestling like I handle any of my business ventures. There are emotions involved, but it's ninety percent business. If I let little things like this get my tail feathers all ruffled, I'd be nothing."
Rupert: What about the comments Quickenbosh and Pohatu have made recently? Anything to say about that?
"Actually I don't. I'm a man of the future Rupert my boy. We've had our battles in recent months, but this is a new battle ground. The war is never over no matter how much you try to put the past behind you. I'm not proud of the way I've lost to Quickenbosh and Pohatu before, but like I said, business is business. Only two things in this world make me step out of my calm cool demeanor; Wrestling and Money. I do what is necessary make money, and I have the same philosophy when it comes time to win in the ring. I'll do what I need to do to help my team win this match."
Rupert smiles at the fact that the superstar remembered to say his name...
"ZMaster is also a great talent; I'd be lying if I said otherwise. He's got the future ahead of him, and the sky's the limit, but he has to come after me. He hasn't realized that fact yet, but I plan to make him understand that at Slam. Unti ZMaster faces me in the ring, and accepts the fact that his size has no advantage, I will continue to do what is necessary to win. I'm a business man, and when I see something I want, I take it. Plain and simple. I have no resolutions about how I win, as long as I win and get what I want."
Rupert: Wow.
"My match with these three is not a grudgematch; I have no reason to hold any grudges or try to take anyone's spotlight right now. I just want to wrestle, and if the spotlight follows me, then so be it. I'll shine like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. The thing is, everyone else want's my spotlight because it shines brighter than theirs. So instead of dodging them, I opened up the gate and allowed them to take the first opportunity to surpass me in Valor."
Kid: So, in other words, you respect Shane Quickenbosh, Pohatu, and ZMaster?
"If that's what you want to say, then yeah, I respect them, I respect the majority of the Valor staff and locker room. It's just business, not personal, and I don't want my matches to become personal vendettas; I just don't have the time for that."
Kid: What about the Young Lions Cup? It seems like that has added some extra heat between you and Shane, and Pohatu.
"Well Rupert, to tell you the truth, aside from not being the winner, I honestly don't know what's going to take place. I'm sure our match on Tuesday won't be the last time in Valor that I face one of my opponents. My time is valuable, and I waste it for no man. I can at least say that I won't be wasting my time in the ring tomorrow evening, and if we face eachother again in the future, so be it. I'll still do exactly what I have to do. It doesn't matter what the match type is, or what's at stake. If an opponent is across the ring from me, I'm going all out."
Rupert: That sounds great Mr. Dinero!
"Alright, well I gotta run...The ladies are waiting for me."
Rupert: Wait, one more thing.
"What?"
Rupert: Well, there have been a lot of excitement floating around about the Valor Jr. Heavyweight title.
"That's right. We finally got some more regular talent to now debut the belt. So what?"
Rupert: So...I was wondering if you plan to go for the title?
"Well, who knows? If I get the opportunity I'll do what I always do."
Rupert: What's that?
"Take over. I'll monopolize the belt so that no one can get close to the title or even touch it. Like I said before, I handle wrestling like I do my companies. It's all business, and nobody, and I mean nobody is better than me at running a business. Take it easy Rupert."
Rupert: Thanks Mr. Dinero!
We see Rupert do a quick hop of excitement and he pulls out a cell phone to let someone know that he spoke with "Money Man". Then, we see Dinero laughing to himself as he makes his way towards his table. Fade to black.
