Post by Morbid Angel on Dec 21, 2005 21:17:32 GMT -5
This one is called
Anti-Christmas - Anti-Christ!
Oh What do we have here?
It would appear to be a match
what style of match?
Not Important
What is important is
who it is with!
The man who Slapped the Morbid one
He Shall Die
Why?
Because I Said So!
I am Morbid Angel
Watch me kill this Christian!
He needs to Die Anyway!
Why am I dialoging like this?
I Don’t Know... Just seems to go.
I will Stop Now.
Now?
Right Now!
OK!
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Morbid Angel is seen inside the Blood Countess Ertizbet Bathory’s home Just outside Berlin in Germany
Bathory- “Wer ist dieses Seth?” (Who is this Seth?)
Morbid- “Xavier.....”
Bathory- “Wer?” (Who?)
Morbid- “Der ist sein Name. Seth Xavier.” (That is his Name. Seth Xavier)
Bathory- “ Ich hasse Jobber! Gott-Fluch! Sie sollten für Titel kämpfen! nicht diese Scheiße!” (I Hate Jobbers! God Damn! You should fight for titles! not this $hit!)
Morbid-“Dieses ist ein PPV Erscheinen. Der Titel ist nah! Haben Sie keine Furcht. Seth STIRBT!”(This is a PPV Appearance. The Title is Close! Have no Fear. Seth Dies!)
Morbid looks at the camera and starts to speak
Morbid-“ Seth I see you take great pleasure in the fact that you slapped me.... and even to the fact that you noticed that Morbid Angel is also a band. Pretty narrow minded I think. Did you know there was a guy in the film American History X named Seth? Does that make you a fat Nazi? No.. Just means you share the same name that is all. But I will mention this though. Morbid Angel the band had to pay me greatly in order to use that name. That is right they gave me Money to use the name Morbid Angel but in return they had to forever stay Evil! No room for a change in religion! Not in this business! But I have been around longer than the band! Morbid Angel! Or Jake Morbid! But please.. Call me Morbid!
Onto other business now. You slapped my face then I was restrained and you think you have balls? Balls would be if you didn’t wait for security to hold me back! To slap me! Slapping is a bitch game anyway! Why slap a man when you could punch him in the face? A punch would make his point across. I know I won’t slap you! I will punch the living hell out of your face though. And you know that seems pretty fun sounding right now!
I know, I know my name is odd. I hear your friends ringing off the hook about it. They probably seen my face beating someone else’s face before. I can assure you that your time his is near numbered! Speaking of numbered.... where is Shadow? Did he die? Ah to hell with him! He was my proof of who I was. I am the Morbid Angel and I have come for blood!”
The scene fades out!
The scene picks up again in the snow covered graveyard out behind Morbid Angel’s Mansion. Morbid walks through the graveyard to make sure no one has come and vandalized his property. But the thoughts of why someone would want to vandalize a graveyard is still in question and Morbid Angel will fight with you on the fact that people want to mess with the cemetery! Morbid’s weird like that.
Morbid-“ Seth this is a prime opportunity we have here. This is the chance you can show what you have and Move up from the floor! Your last little match was nothing compared to this one! I never displease viewers in my matches. They will always see blood and gore in my matches and you my friend I do not believe will be able to stop me from beating the living $hit out of you!
Is that to violent? I know these days people are suppose to be all nice and can’t really threaten them like the old days! So many feelings are involved now, say something wrong they talk to the boss and someone gets the axe! You hear me! THE AXE! And if I get the Axe then I will take the axe to someone’s f*cking face! You hear me! FACE!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ What the hell are you talking about?”
Morbid-“ the Axe of the Corporation”
Jakub The Inner Jake-“ what does that have to do with the match?”
Morbid-“ Well.....Nothing really.... Just felt like talking about it”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ You know how I hate you doing these fights. I wish you would just stop all this madness and come to church with me once a month”
Morbid-“ NEVER! Why must I be cursed with a Christian half mind! BAH! Makes me want to go kill something!.............”
Morbid looks around and see’s a dear feeding off some grass over in the back of the cemetery
Morbid-“ Ooh..... Time to DIE!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ NO! Jake Stop!”
Morbid walks quietly to the Deer and gets right near 3 feet from it... Morbid pulls out his Colt 1911 and cocks it
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ AHHHH NOOOOOOO!”
The deer spooks and charges Morbid Angel! The charging Deer knocks Morbid to the ground and tries to gore him! Morbid Angel struggles to reach his gun that is only a few feet away! Morbid grabs ahold of the horns to keep them from stabbing himself.. Morbid starts to Punch the deer in the side of the head but the hard headed deer does not seem to react! Morbid then wraps his arm around the deers head and rolls it onto its back. Morbid quickly gets up and kicks it in the face and grabs a near by half broken tombstone.............................
[////Caution!Vorsicht:-THIS SCENE CONTAINS ANIMAL CRUELTY AND SHOULD BE VIEWED AS SUCH. REMEMBER NO ANIMALS ARE EVER HURT IN A MORBID ANGEL SEGMENT- thcisroV !noituaC////]
From the Camera Angle you cannot see what is actually going on but you can see Morbid repeatedly beat the deer with the stone! Morbid then tosses the Stone to the side and grabs his gun from the cold snow and shoots the deer 7 times! Morbid’s face had blood on it which some was his and some was the deer. He looks at the camera
Morbid-“ Well godd**n... I am sure that was not the smartest thing I have done all year!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ YOU KILLED IT!”
Jakub the Inner Jake states in a teary voice.
Morbid-“ Shut up you damned p*ssy! I had about enough of your wimpy crap! Out of all the split conscious personalities in the world I am stuck with one that I truly HATE! WHY SATAN WHY!!!!!!”
Jakub the inner Jake-“ You Killed the poor creature!”
Jakub starts the last rights but is cut off by Morbid Angel
Morbid-“ What are you doing?!!!!!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ Giving the last rights so.............”
Morbid-“ So NOTHING it’s a deer they don’t have souls! And if they did.. Which they don’t! THAT SOUL IS MINE!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ How do you figure?”
Morbid-“ because I killed it! Don’t you know anything about the fine art of murder? You keep the souls of those you kill until you die. Then they are released”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ you made that up. NOT TRUE!”
Morbid-“ OK I am Done talking to you... go get the shovel!”
Morbid starts the long walk back to the house to get the shovel and the scene fades out.
Many hours and a hole big enough to put a deer in later.... Morbid Angel is sitting inside his house drinking a cup of cocoa relaxing. The dried blood is still on his face and the dirt is still all over him. Morbid takes the gun out from inside his jacket and puts it on the table and pops the clip and empties the bullets into his hand and tosses them into a drawer. He then pulls out a cleaning kit from another drawer and starts to clean the gun
Morbid-“ if I know some people as well as I do they will call the police because cruelty to animals or some $hit... Everyone has to be a bleeding heart these days.. Who can be more sympathetic and all. I tell you what! If this was to happen back in 1930's everyone would be telling me what a good show it was! Not this.. Aww poor deer had to suffer crap! That was something the American hippies started! DAMN YOU!
Regardless I can see that the voting for who will win and who will lose are already taking place. I have a vote against me... Why? Is it because I am Morbid Angel the evilest and racist man in the Federation?!!!! Probably so. I will forgive you for your ignorance because some day you will be looking up at my foot coming down on your face! Prick!
Seth. We seem to have this little problem where you think your better because.....? Because what? You won a match? YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE PPV WITHOUT ME! You would have been sitting at home stuffing your fat face with hard lumps and soda! Thank Me for making people know that you exist! With out me you would be waiting for the next regular card! So don’t sit there thinking that you are getting this because you slapped me! I would have beat you anyway! And slapping is just an added anger problem to my already hateful attitude! So be careful when you get into the ring because I am going to really.. Reeeeeeaaaallllyyyy hurt you! Punk!
For the information of the viewers at home and you. Hitler is dead along with Anton Lavey! Anton was a loser how made money off the ignorant minded kids that wanted to be different! When he died I laughed to my self about how he needed to! To add to that.. I am member of the Temple of the White Knights! A type of satanic church but for real and not out to get money!
Seth do you have anything else to say? Lets hear it!”
The scene fades to a Blood Red!
(OOC- Enjoy. I mock a lot so get use to it.. who said that evil can't have fun?)
Anti-Christmas - Anti-Christ!
Oh What do we have here?
It would appear to be a match
what style of match?
Not Important
What is important is
who it is with!
The man who Slapped the Morbid one
He Shall Die
Why?
Because I Said So!
I am Morbid Angel
Watch me kill this Christian!
He needs to Die Anyway!
Why am I dialoging like this?
I Don’t Know... Just seems to go.
I will Stop Now.
Now?
Right Now!
OK!
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Morbid Angel is seen inside the Blood Countess Ertizbet Bathory’s home Just outside Berlin in Germany
Bathory- “Wer ist dieses Seth?” (Who is this Seth?)
Morbid- “Xavier.....”
Bathory- “Wer?” (Who?)
Morbid- “Der ist sein Name. Seth Xavier.” (That is his Name. Seth Xavier)
Bathory- “ Ich hasse Jobber! Gott-Fluch! Sie sollten für Titel kämpfen! nicht diese Scheiße!” (I Hate Jobbers! God Damn! You should fight for titles! not this $hit!)
Morbid-“Dieses ist ein PPV Erscheinen. Der Titel ist nah! Haben Sie keine Furcht. Seth STIRBT!”(This is a PPV Appearance. The Title is Close! Have no Fear. Seth Dies!)
Morbid looks at the camera and starts to speak
Morbid-“ Seth I see you take great pleasure in the fact that you slapped me.... and even to the fact that you noticed that Morbid Angel is also a band. Pretty narrow minded I think. Did you know there was a guy in the film American History X named Seth? Does that make you a fat Nazi? No.. Just means you share the same name that is all. But I will mention this though. Morbid Angel the band had to pay me greatly in order to use that name. That is right they gave me Money to use the name Morbid Angel but in return they had to forever stay Evil! No room for a change in religion! Not in this business! But I have been around longer than the band! Morbid Angel! Or Jake Morbid! But please.. Call me Morbid!
Onto other business now. You slapped my face then I was restrained and you think you have balls? Balls would be if you didn’t wait for security to hold me back! To slap me! Slapping is a bitch game anyway! Why slap a man when you could punch him in the face? A punch would make his point across. I know I won’t slap you! I will punch the living hell out of your face though. And you know that seems pretty fun sounding right now!
I know, I know my name is odd. I hear your friends ringing off the hook about it. They probably seen my face beating someone else’s face before. I can assure you that your time his is near numbered! Speaking of numbered.... where is Shadow? Did he die? Ah to hell with him! He was my proof of who I was. I am the Morbid Angel and I have come for blood!”
The scene fades out!
The scene picks up again in the snow covered graveyard out behind Morbid Angel’s Mansion. Morbid walks through the graveyard to make sure no one has come and vandalized his property. But the thoughts of why someone would want to vandalize a graveyard is still in question and Morbid Angel will fight with you on the fact that people want to mess with the cemetery! Morbid’s weird like that.
Morbid-“ Seth this is a prime opportunity we have here. This is the chance you can show what you have and Move up from the floor! Your last little match was nothing compared to this one! I never displease viewers in my matches. They will always see blood and gore in my matches and you my friend I do not believe will be able to stop me from beating the living $hit out of you!
Is that to violent? I know these days people are suppose to be all nice and can’t really threaten them like the old days! So many feelings are involved now, say something wrong they talk to the boss and someone gets the axe! You hear me! THE AXE! And if I get the Axe then I will take the axe to someone’s f*cking face! You hear me! FACE!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ What the hell are you talking about?”
Morbid-“ the Axe of the Corporation”
Jakub The Inner Jake-“ what does that have to do with the match?”
Morbid-“ Well.....Nothing really.... Just felt like talking about it”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ You know how I hate you doing these fights. I wish you would just stop all this madness and come to church with me once a month”
Morbid-“ NEVER! Why must I be cursed with a Christian half mind! BAH! Makes me want to go kill something!.............”
Morbid looks around and see’s a dear feeding off some grass over in the back of the cemetery
Morbid-“ Ooh..... Time to DIE!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ NO! Jake Stop!”
Morbid walks quietly to the Deer and gets right near 3 feet from it... Morbid pulls out his Colt 1911 and cocks it
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ AHHHH NOOOOOOO!”
The deer spooks and charges Morbid Angel! The charging Deer knocks Morbid to the ground and tries to gore him! Morbid Angel struggles to reach his gun that is only a few feet away! Morbid grabs ahold of the horns to keep them from stabbing himself.. Morbid starts to Punch the deer in the side of the head but the hard headed deer does not seem to react! Morbid then wraps his arm around the deers head and rolls it onto its back. Morbid quickly gets up and kicks it in the face and grabs a near by half broken tombstone.............................
[////Caution!Vorsicht:-THIS SCENE CONTAINS ANIMAL CRUELTY AND SHOULD BE VIEWED AS SUCH. REMEMBER NO ANIMALS ARE EVER HURT IN A MORBID ANGEL SEGMENT- thcisroV !noituaC////]
From the Camera Angle you cannot see what is actually going on but you can see Morbid repeatedly beat the deer with the stone! Morbid then tosses the Stone to the side and grabs his gun from the cold snow and shoots the deer 7 times! Morbid’s face had blood on it which some was his and some was the deer. He looks at the camera
Morbid-“ Well godd**n... I am sure that was not the smartest thing I have done all year!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ YOU KILLED IT!”
Jakub the Inner Jake states in a teary voice.
Morbid-“ Shut up you damned p*ssy! I had about enough of your wimpy crap! Out of all the split conscious personalities in the world I am stuck with one that I truly HATE! WHY SATAN WHY!!!!!!”
Jakub the inner Jake-“ You Killed the poor creature!”
Jakub starts the last rights but is cut off by Morbid Angel
Morbid-“ What are you doing?!!!!!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ Giving the last rights so.............”
Morbid-“ So NOTHING it’s a deer they don’t have souls! And if they did.. Which they don’t! THAT SOUL IS MINE!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ How do you figure?”
Morbid-“ because I killed it! Don’t you know anything about the fine art of murder? You keep the souls of those you kill until you die. Then they are released”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ you made that up. NOT TRUE!”
Morbid-“ OK I am Done talking to you... go get the shovel!”
Morbid starts the long walk back to the house to get the shovel and the scene fades out.
Many hours and a hole big enough to put a deer in later.... Morbid Angel is sitting inside his house drinking a cup of cocoa relaxing. The dried blood is still on his face and the dirt is still all over him. Morbid takes the gun out from inside his jacket and puts it on the table and pops the clip and empties the bullets into his hand and tosses them into a drawer. He then pulls out a cleaning kit from another drawer and starts to clean the gun
Morbid-“ if I know some people as well as I do they will call the police because cruelty to animals or some $hit... Everyone has to be a bleeding heart these days.. Who can be more sympathetic and all. I tell you what! If this was to happen back in 1930's everyone would be telling me what a good show it was! Not this.. Aww poor deer had to suffer crap! That was something the American hippies started! DAMN YOU!
Regardless I can see that the voting for who will win and who will lose are already taking place. I have a vote against me... Why? Is it because I am Morbid Angel the evilest and racist man in the Federation?!!!! Probably so. I will forgive you for your ignorance because some day you will be looking up at my foot coming down on your face! Prick!
Seth. We seem to have this little problem where you think your better because.....? Because what? You won a match? YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE PPV WITHOUT ME! You would have been sitting at home stuffing your fat face with hard lumps and soda! Thank Me for making people know that you exist! With out me you would be waiting for the next regular card! So don’t sit there thinking that you are getting this because you slapped me! I would have beat you anyway! And slapping is just an added anger problem to my already hateful attitude! So be careful when you get into the ring because I am going to really.. Reeeeeeaaaallllyyyy hurt you! Punk!
For the information of the viewers at home and you. Hitler is dead along with Anton Lavey! Anton was a loser how made money off the ignorant minded kids that wanted to be different! When he died I laughed to my self about how he needed to! To add to that.. I am member of the Temple of the White Knights! A type of satanic church but for real and not out to get money!
Seth do you have anything else to say? Lets hear it!”
The scene fades to a Blood Red!
(OOC- Enjoy. I mock a lot so get use to it.. who said that evil can't have fun?)
