Post by Morbid Angel on Dec 11, 2005 18:48:16 GMT -5
The Country of Morbidonia rejoices! For those of you that did not know....Morbid Angel had purchased a town off Ebay for an undisclosed amount of money. This town “Was” called Monson in New England Massachusetts... Shortly after Morbid purchased it he renamed it “Morbidonia” the land where Evil can walk around during the day. And within two months the town Morbid bought had problems with their new owner and his new rules. some brought up civil cases which they did not win... most left the town leaving it more of a ghost town than a town town. Morbid’s first rule was to take down the American flags from public buildings, public monuments, and private residences. The Flag was replaced with a Flag of Morbid Angel design
After the unveiling of the new Flag again Civil suits were taken for trying to snuff out the People rights of Choice and Morbid’s unpatriotic ideas were borderline traitorous. The case was handled by Morbid Angel’s Second man in Charge and his legal representative... Dexter Reich
In the Likely death Morbid Angel, Dexter Reich will take over the Morbid Empire. Dexter Reich was said to be closely related to Hermann Göering. And was not Even Born in Germany. He was actually Born in Sweden. With that being said. Olek Krieg, the Third man up and head of the police station. This man was in control of law and enforcing the new laws Morbid chose to place in the town. Sunday mass was canceled and those who disobey would be arrested. Olek Krieg was Born in Denmark and is related to no one important
Will this all being out in the open one would think that Morbid Angel is an untouchable entity. But he is not... as a fact Morbid is walking to thin ice with the big government. With Al Powers gone, he has no one to save him from deportation. The law changes are legal in Morbidonia. When the town was placed on Ebay it was written in fine print that the purchaser would have full control of the town. The towns people all agreed to this thinking that some 80 year old investment banker would have bought it and given it back to the people. Now most people are unhappy... Some “Satanist goths” came into the picture and thought they would impress Morbid... with no success Morbid threw then in lock up for being posers and making Evil look bad!
Morbid Angel bought an Old Asylum on a hill overlooking the town. The only problem with the mansion was that it has been abandoned for almost 60 years.
To complete restoration cost Morbid almost 4hundred grand... but all was worth it! Included with the house came the graveyard that consumed acres off his back yard!
With a Nice Place to part his Vehicles
Morbid felt that all of this was just getting odd how everything he wanted was falling into place. How odd is it that a mansion and graveyard were right where it was needed? And on a better note.. No more than a mile up the street sat another building which was turned into the Funeral parlor “Halls of Eternity”
The town is the way Morbid wants it and that is all that matters.
A matter of months went by before some people called in to have Morbid Angel AKA Kiryl Krizchiv (birth name)/ Jake Morbid (name changed). How does a man come across the money to buy all this? Between the value of his Funeral Homes and the stocks and investments he makes he is one of the biggest profiteers in the Death business. Well off enough to own 3 homes in Amerika, 1 in Canada , 1 in England and 2 in Germany. That and in Amerika rebuilding Historical homes or buildings are tax deductible. Think about it.. Reasons why he does not retire are not clear.. They change by the day... Most common response is “To Clean of the Christian Scum!”.
Morbid-“ Oh Shadow we seem to be having a problem here.. I made it back into the states and that will prove to be a big problem for you! I am awaiting what you have yet to say.. Will it be a waste of my time or something that will mean something? Only time will tell won’t it Shadow...
That is something I do not understand.. Why are we only fighting in Amerika? We should go out of this place! Tour a bit! Just not to Poland! That $hit hole! Yikes! Makes you want to plow the entire place down and start over..with a NEW GERMANY!
Regardless of my plans to rule the known world.. Which will never happen.. My army is so small...BUT!!!! I can buy parts of it... Now that I can do! I will work on the rest when I become a god! A good god! The god of bad language! So next time you say godd**n! I will be the one you summon! And that would be hilarious! For me anyway.. You on the other hand will probably run in fear of the demonic GOD! But on a serious note. When we get in the ring there will be no Jesus Christ to protect you! I will be your god, your heaven and your HELL! I will make you feel the pressure of defeat. I WILL NOT STAND BY AND ALLOW A LOSS TO THE LIKES OF YOU! That is f*cking it!”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ What is it?”
Morbid-“ That”
Jakub the Inner Jake-“ What is that?”
Morbid-“ That is THAT! Now leave me alone you dirty christian! I know its Sunday so go die somewhere!”
Jakub the inner Jake-“ now see your not being nice to your self again.. Am I going to have to call someone when you fall asleep or are you going to be nice?”
Morbid-“ Don’t talk to me like a child! GOD F*CKING DAMNIT!”
Jakub the inner Jake-“ Really you should go to Church with me tonight. It might do you some good”
Morbid-“ I’ll go... WITH A TORCH OF FIRE!”
Jakub the inner Jake-“ Torch of fire for what?”
Morbid-“ For Church Burning Silly!”
The scene fades to black
Voice of Morbid-“ Feel it yet Shadow? Can your feel defeat coming for you? I can almost smell your fear, the stench is over whelming but it pushes me on! I will be the one to stand over your battered and bleeding body! I will spit the Satanic Spit onto your face! And you will then know that I am Suffering! And I will hand you as much of it as your weak body can handle! Think your going to win now Shadow... Think the people are behind you. They can be for all I care! But the fact still stands that you will fall! And hard it will be! You ever fall before Shadow? The floor is cold and hard.. Extremely unforgiving! The Trick is when you fall is to bounce back to your feet for another go. Lay for more than a minute and you will be finished! I offer these words as a way of encouragement for when you need to pull your self up again. Pain and Suffering is temporary but the Glory is forever. Or at least until you lose the next time! I have lost my share and I won more than lost! And I will lose again but with hopes that it will not be anytime soon. You know what I am saying ?
OK this is the part where I am suppose to tell you that I am going to murder you and smash your face with a brick. And you will do your comeback about bitch slapping me for a comment I made yesterday. Bla.”
The screen fades to a blood red
(OOC- just laying down the Morbid history so he is fully known and you all can pick him apart if you want)
