Post by Hardcastle on Dec 26, 2005 17:54:23 GMT -5
Date: Sunday December 25, 2005
Bell Time: 8pm EST
Venue: From the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin
<The screen opens with the Valor logo.The screen switches to a voice that sounds very much like James Earl Jones and images from Valor begin to reel through.>
Voice: A new era is dawning in professional wrestling.
<An image of Shane Quickenbosh delivering a Tope Con Hilo to Will Dinero from Valor Before Glory is shown.>
Voice: There is a movement that joins young and old.
<An image of Eric Hardcastle, Brandon Bailey, ZMaster, and Immune fades in and then out. An image of Ron Tibbs, Shane Quickenbosh, Will Dinero, Havok and Ethan Toxic fades in and out. >
Voice: Integrity And Valor Are Core Values.
<A panoramic view of Eric Hardcastle is shown from his back to the front.>
Voice: For some......it becomes an opportunity to show the entire world what they can do.
<An image of Ethan Toxic defeating Anthony Shadows In The Clown Car Match Is Shown.>
Voice: For others.........it is an opportunity to reclaim greatness.
<An image of ZMaster sitting in the stands of an empty arena is shown.>
Voice: For tonight.....these men......these athletes.......these gladiators, begin their accent to the top. They begin their accent to greatness.
<A reel of images begin flashing on the screen. An image of Havok with his hand raised. An image of Will Dinero looking into the sky. An image of Pohatu with his arm raised is shown. An image of Martin Paine screaming out in agony is shown. An image of Matt Mayhem walking to the ring is shown. An image of Bryan Stinberg clobbering Loverboy with a guitar shot is shown. An image of Seth Xavier and Morbid Angel going face to face is shown. An image of Eric Hardcastle returning and attacking The Impact Players is shown.>
Voice: They begin their accent to immortality.
<An image of Zmaster with his gloved hand reaching into towards the TV screen is shown.>
<The camera pans the entire audience, as "Please Come Home For Christmas" by Bon Jovi plays into the arena. Fake snow begins to fall from the ceiling, as the crowd comes to their feet. Over 20,000 strong explode into cheers, as the camera pans down to ringside, where Kevin Olberman and Mean Mike Patrick are dressed as Santa Claus and Rudoploh The Red Nosed Reindeer, respectively.>
K: HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas!!! Welcome everybody to The Bradley Center in Milwaukee Wisconsin!!! Welcome to Christmas!!!! Welcome to an annual holiday event!! Welcome to Holiday Havoc!!!!!!!!!! I'll be your host Kevin Olberman and alongside me is my tag team partner, Mean Mike "My Nose is So Bright" Patrick!!!
M: Why the hell am I in the Rudoph costume?!
K: Becasue you hate children and Valor did not think it was a good idea to have a Santa that hated Christmas.
M: That explains it.
K: Folks, for the next 3 hours, we have action like you have never seen before. We have 3.....you heard it right.....3 Valor Titles matches tonight.
M: Tonight, we finally crown a Valor Junior Heavyweight Champion.
K: Martin Paine and Havok. Two of the biggest and best of the Junior Division. They will square off for the right to become the first Junior Heavyweight Champion. The one thing that bothers me is Havok's recent change in attitude.
M: Why because Havok has recently come into money?
K: He seemed so cold. Plus I dont like what I saw with him and Will Dinero last week on Slam. Havok loved his grandmother. And now she is gone and Havok actually had a smile on his face.
M: He was trying to find the positiveness in this horrible tradjedy.
K: You've become a big Havok fan all of the sudden.
M: I was hoping he might share some of the wealth. SHHHH!!!!!
K: In addition to that, the North American Title is on the line. The champion Zmaster to defend against the former champion, Immune.
M: And its Last Man Standing!
K: The bad blood between these two men has stemmed over the past 4 months. It all started when Immune cost Zmaster his chance to become World Champion at Valor Before Glory.
M: Cost Zmaster?! Zmaster did nothing by hold Immune back from greatness. It was and still is Zmaster's fault for Immune having a less than stellar won/loss record.
K: Typical. Always looking to pass the buck onto someone else. Tonight, the buck stops here!! Last Man Standing...North American Title on the line.....Zmaster vs. Immune. And of course, the World Heavyweight Championship is on the line. "The Prodigal Messiah" Eric Hardcastle and "The Father of Lies" Beezlebub will square off here tonight for the Valor World Title.
M: I'm no Eric Hardcastle fan, but this Beezlebub has crossed the line of competition. The things he has said and things he has done and eluded to are heinous. And in my opinion, this match should not happen. Hardcastle ougtha just walk away from this and not stoop to the low of this Beezlebub.
K: One thing we should clear up is the fact that Beezlebub is not this person's name. Beezlebub is another name for the devil, as is The Father of Lies. But I agree with you Mean Mike. This has gone way over the top. Hopefully, this comes to an end tonight and we get to find out who exactl Beezlebub really is.
M: No hiding tonight.
K: In addition to the 3 title matches, we have a host of another matches on tap.
M: Like the Santa's Helpers Diva Battle Royal Queen of The Winter Dance.
K: Yes.
M: Ivana, Jade, Randi Justice, Jamie Black and Brittney Bailey all dressed up in sexy costumes, competiting for the right to be called The Queen of The Winter Dance.
K: Calm down Mean Mike! If you cannot control your hormones, Valor might replace on commentary for this match.
M: NO DAMN IT!
K: Steve Bond is in the ring. Steve, take it away!
<In the ring>
SB: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Holiday Havoc!!! Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 30 minute time limit and will be for the vacant Valor Junior Heavyweight Championship!!!!!!!!!! Introducing first, from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. He stands 5'11" and weighs in at 203lbs............"THE EXTREMEIST" MARTIN PAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<The arena goes dark as "God Gave Me Style" by 50 Cent hits. The crowd go crazy as Martin Paine begins to walk out. Fog fills the entrance ramp as he walks to both sides, ala Edge. He comes down the middle ramp and takes his time down it, slapping a few fans hands as possible. He enters the ring and begins to taunt the fans as he poses for them, and then throwing whatever T-shirt he's wearing intoany part of the crowd.>
SB: And his opponent. From Anderson, Indiana. He stands 6'0" and weighs 225lbs...............HAVOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
< Lights go out and the stage lights up while "Money" by Pink Floyd is blarring out of the PA system. The spot light hits center stage and out steps Havok wearing a black and gold suit. He straightens out his jacket and begins to walk down the aisle. Havok cackles a bit before entering the ring. He tears off his jacket and pants and gets ready for his opponent.>
K: Look at Havok!
M: He looks like a million bucks. His hair is styled back. He is clean shaven and Will Dinero got him that bath.
K: He has turned his back on all the people that got him to this championship match.
M: No. The fans didnt get him there.....Havok got himself here....all by his lonesome.
K: Ian Anile assigned this important title match here tonight. The bell sounds and this match is underway. Paine and Havok meet in the middle of the ring. Paine is giving Havok hell for what he has done.
M: Shut up Paine! So jealous.
K: And Havok slaps Paine across the face. Paine is pissed and Havok leaves the ring. Ian Anile holding Paine back. Paine is pissed now and Havok is just cackling on the floor. Paine wants Havok and Havok is coming back on the apron.
M: Back Paine up ref. Let Havok in the ring.
K: Havok climbs back in, carefully. Here comes Paine again and Havok again darts out to the floor.
M: Havok is a master of the mind games.
K: Anile backs Paine off and Paine is getting really upset.
M: Look at the front row humanoids. They are giving Havok hell and Havok is handing it right back.
K: Paine exits behind the ref and he goes blowing by us and he is headed towards Havok. Havok turns and Paine clobbers him. Paine has Havok....tossing him hard into the guard rail. Havok is in some pain now...pardon the pun.
M: Come on ref. Get control of this match.
K: Martin Paine with Havok against the rail..........thunderous chop! And another and these fans respond.
M: This is ridiculous.
K: Paine tosses Havok back into the ring. And Paine following back in. Havok on his knees and is begging off Paine. Paine coming in......Havok with a rake of the eyes. Havok now back up on his feet.......SPRINGBOARD DDT!!!!!!!!!!!
M: WHAT A MOVE!!!!
K: Nicely done. Havok back up and so is Paine. Havok with a forearm shot and another. He has Paine on the near side.......Irish whip.............clothesline attempt......CRUCIFIX BY PAINE..........
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